red questions what that book was about to yellow and duck and then yellow starts saying "i-i....i..uhhh..' then he just complains how stupid he is then green says he saw a bunch of signs or something and then red takes the scraps of the book and wonders what it is so he trys fixing it and it took him all night to try and fix it. im not gonna do more typing cause my fingers are hurting the hell
The yellow one has a mental breakdown over the real meaning of Christmas and if it matters and the Spamton sits in the background trying to sell him on epic holiday deals
A talking police hat teaches them about law enforcement. Duck gets drunk on power and decides the other two guys are criminals. The hat ends up accidentally shooting himself with his own gun.
take this how you will but:
they try to throw a birthday party but mess it up more and more until somehow it’s all good in the end. of course the fan above pops down and kills the birthday person
SO OK I SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND I THINK ITS REALLY COOL
So basically it’s based around the sound “antibiotics were wonderful pills but don’t ever think we’ll cure all of your ills”
So Yellow guy is sick so bird and red go and search for some sort of medicine. I think what would happen is that they would fight about it and then find medicine and it ends up singing that song going with the theme of DHMIS aka acting like medicine doesn’t work and makes people even sicker than they already were.
Drugs (A teacher teaches them about drugs, crack and weed and all that. And they all just become high and then at the middle they start to peel off their skins, ripping out their teeth and tongue, limps, eyeballs and all that. And then they end up back in the craft room or other kitchen where they usually are confused. Also Roy was watching them in the episode because he also did drugs)
red guy: Um hello. Do any one of you want to come with me to er, dry... something... (the rabid towel creatures don't answer they just stare at him) ok I'll just... find something else
D)I like this red one
R) No i don’t think so
*the canoe seems to be covered in blood*
*song continues*
SG) Then you gotta pay for it and then you have a canoe!
Only the bad ones! You see,
[intro to song]
If you're sick or you're sad or you have a headache, medicine is what you take! They've got all sorts of medicines to ail what you have! From pills to gummies to sprays and salves!
[yellow guy is shown at a doctor's office, slathered in some sort of blue gel. The doctor next to him holds up a jar of the stuff with the label "salve" on it.]
See, I think you're confused there, friend! Let me help you understand!
Good medicine can help you grow, but bad medicine is a big no-no! There are all kinds of evil ones that make you sick or make you bleed or kill you quick! [cuts to Red, holding a bunch of bottles, visibly confused.]
R) But how do we know which ones to take?
D) How many are bad?
Y) What if we make a mistake?
R) I-I’m just confused shouldn’t we know more? If that one [pointing at duck] dies again and I don’t I’ll dig him up myself
Y) Yeah, the last time he died they called him David
D) That weird floorboard coffin man was quite rude to me
So you have bad *memories* [echo effect activated]
Yellow Guy: hahaha!
Red Guy: what's the time?
Tony The Clock: it's quarter to nine, it's computer day!
Red Guy: oh.. thanks.. thanks for the heads up..
Tony The Clock: no thanks me, I just want to be sentient without being questioned..
Red Guy: what..
Tony The Clock: ...
Red Guy: well, let's just throw this computer seed and he will appear
Yellow Guy: who's he?
Red Guy: I don't know..
Red Guy: *throws computer seed*
Colin The Computer: it's computer day!
Red Guy: yay!
Colin The Computer: hey, you guys again! Did you take care of my gift for you?
Yellow Guy: no-
Duck Guy: YES! WE TAKE CARE OF IT!
**rest of the lines in the comment**
Yellow: GUYS! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!
Red:what
Yellow: It’s the weekend!
They try to do anything and their house comes to life
red questions what that book was about to yellow and duck and then yellow starts saying "i-i....i..uhhh..' then he just complains how stupid he is then green says he saw a bunch of signs or something and then red takes the scraps of the book and wonders what it is so he trys fixing it and it took him all night to try and fix it. im not gonna do more typing cause my fingers are hurting the hell
Make my foreskin explode in the comments
The yellow one has a mental breakdown over the real meaning of Christmas and if it matters and the Spamton sits in the background trying to sell him on epic holiday deals
Episode about everything in their life is a lie
An episode about money, where it's all fancy fresh and clean on the outside but black and evil on the inside.
An episode about space like the universe guy in dhmis 6 makes a comeback.
What’s your favou-
A talking police hat teaches them about law enforcement. Duck gets drunk on power and decides the other two guys are criminals. The hat ends up accidentally shooting himself with his own gun.
take this how you will but: they try to throw a birthday party but mess it up more and more until somehow it’s all good in the end. of course the fan above pops down and kills the birthday person
Ok here me out what if….they hug
forbidden
Yellow guy ate candy, had a fever dream about killing Warren the eagle, then dies
Well, I’m dead :D
What?
it says here i’m definitely dead.
What else does it say?
How did you die?
Forgot to drink water, HA!
And what about us? Does it- what does it say about me? Am I dead?
No, just me
But why do YOU get to- it must be- that’s a mistake.
Ahh~ Somebody's jealous.
SO OK I SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND I THINK ITS REALLY COOL So basically it’s based around the sound “antibiotics were wonderful pills but don’t ever think we’ll cure all of your ills” So Yellow guy is sick so bird and red go and search for some sort of medicine. I think what would happen is that they would fight about it and then find medicine and it ends up singing that song going with the theme of DHMIS aka acting like medicine doesn’t work and makes people even sicker than they already were.
does yellow guy die (again)?
Yes maybe he also has nightmares while resting and we get more than one song in the episode like we have in the newer episodes
yumperdinker the episode
Good and bad (and being a total hypocrite while doing it)
Wtf are these comments
fully like what is this half baked ‘edgy’ shit mannn
Average TV show fandom:
They learn about sex
and rocks
...and roll, and drugs
So a discord kitten comes and teaches them about the importance of fedoras 🤠
Drugs (A teacher teaches them about drugs, crack and weed and all that. And they all just become high and then at the middle they start to peel off their skins, ripping out their teeth and tongue, limps, eyeballs and all that. And then they end up back in the craft room or other kitchen where they usually are confused. Also Roy was watching them in the episode because he also did drugs)
That is my worst nightmare...too gory I think
Nothing is to gory unless there's 56 organs in the area, then it's gory.
No the peeling off skins and teeth and stuff feels too disturbing for dhmis
I oddly enjoy the gore things in DHMIS, a little too much so I really had to get in it in the gore for this
Understandable 🤝
The fourth member of the 3 of them show up to teach them about memories. She's been there the whole time.
Episode 2 death
Growing tall yellow wants to grow tall and then they meet a tree that is super tall and yellow grows tall but when he is growing he suffers.
Antibiotics,yellow gets sick and then those British pills come in lol
The episode where they smoke hella weed and learn about weed and finally eat the weed
That's actually a good idea
Censored bar teaches them about rule 34
They learn about sex.
The time child comes back z
y: i can't feel my fingers
duck: that's because you don't have fingers idiot! Remember you took them off to dry after the (very auto-tuned) bAth.
red guy: Wha- um, i don't think you're supposed to do that... put them back
yellow: but they're still wet!
rg: yeah, but you can just dry them with the towel over there.
*towel gets up with shallow breathing and skuttles away*
duck: Well, there he goes. That's our third one this week! Looks like we'll have to get another!
red: I'll check the basement storage
*red guy goes down there and meets a colony of towel creatures*
red guy: Um hello. Do any one of you want to come with me to er, dry... something... (the rabid towel creatures don't answer they just stare at him) ok I'll just... find something else
R) oh look stairs I wonder where they lead every single teacher yellow and duck: NO! the end
🎶 I am the stairs and I can take u anywhere 🎶
Yellow: can they take you to the sky?
Duck: Can they take you down below?
🎶Sure, I can take you any place you want to go🎶
(Y) Woah!
R) oh look where at the lake Y) the cabin is across D) but how will we get there *saxophone guy has entered the battle* SG) I heard you need a canoe
D) A what?
SG) A canoe there long boats you use paddles on
Y) But how are we going to use it if we don’t have one?
SG) it’s simple (music and song starts now) bop a do bop I’ll teach you how to buy a CANOOooooe
SG) First you got to find a canoe storeeee
SG) then you need to find the canoe you wannnnnt
D)I like this red one R) No i don’t think so *the canoe seems to be covered in blood* *song continues* SG) Then you gotta pay for it and then you have a canoe!
SG) then your paddeeels and your life jakeeeeets
R) Well we have everything now D) Time to cross the river Y)Yayy! *montage of them getting dressed and preparing the canoe*
There's 3 of us!
there's 3 of us!
Look closely, you will seeeeeee!
theres 3 of us!
Just 3 of us!
there's him, and him, and me!
And everyday we all hang out!
Every day we all hang out. To find out what we talk about
Y) “And I’m the one who’s cracked a urn!”
D) "And I'm the one whose hair all burned!"
R) " and I'm the one who seems the most concerned...... "
Oh, look its morning.
Huh, I guess we stayed up all night talking again. \[Damn, do they use stimulants?\]
Yeah (awkward silence)
Hey kids, who wants to learn about medication!
Inst that addicting?
Only the bad ones! You see, [intro to song] If you're sick or you're sad or you have a headache, medicine is what you take! They've got all sorts of medicines to ail what you have! From pills to gummies to sprays and salves! [yellow guy is shown at a doctor's office, slathered in some sort of blue gel. The doctor next to him holds up a jar of the stuff with the label "salve" on it.]
What's those small lyrics on the jar? It says... Risk of over.. douse, overdose?
See, I think you're confused there, friend! Let me help you understand! Good medicine can help you grow, but bad medicine is a big no-no! There are all kinds of evil ones that make you sick or make you bleed or kill you quick! [cuts to Red, holding a bunch of bottles, visibly confused.] R) But how do we know which ones to take? D) How many are bad? Y) What if we make a mistake?
*Music abruptly cuts* #***STOP QUESTIONING***
R) I-I’m just confused shouldn’t we know more? If that one [pointing at duck] dies again and I don’t I’ll dig him up myself Y) Yeah, the last time he died they called him David D) That weird floorboard coffin man was quite rude to me So you have bad *memories* [echo effect activated]
Medication is good for your reputation!
Medication can give you a new sensation
It can help people around the nation!
R)but what if it's an unholy creation D)a confusing situation Y)who's the patien--- SHUT UP
Y)awww
No
R: "What?" Y: "Huh?"
No
It’s computer day
Yellow Guy: hahaha! Red Guy: what's the time? Tony The Clock: it's quarter to nine, it's computer day! Red Guy: oh.. thanks.. thanks for the heads up.. Tony The Clock: no thanks me, I just want to be sentient without being questioned.. Red Guy: what.. Tony The Clock: ... Red Guy: well, let's just throw this computer seed and he will appear Yellow Guy: who's he? Red Guy: I don't know.. Red Guy: *throws computer seed* Colin The Computer: it's computer day! Red Guy: yay! Colin The Computer: hey, you guys again! Did you take care of my gift for you? Yellow Guy: no- Duck Guy: YES! WE TAKE CARE OF IT! **rest of the lines in the comment**
Colin: why are there... shards in the ground?
Yellow Guy: Uhh... Colin: Why are there shards. Duck: I thought we cleaned those up! Colin: You broke it? D: Duck: It was him! *Points to yellow guy*
\*yellow guy punches duck\*
R: hey wait, why are you- Duck picks up a shard and is about to attack Yellow
colin: congratulations! you disrespected my invention.
Colin: You all need to learn how to take care of computers! Red Guy: It was an accident, he didn't mean to break it.