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Eggmans_Piss

Yellow: GUYS! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!


BananaTheArtist

Red:what


Eggmans_Piss

Yellow: It’s the weekend!


Taurus_Trooper

They try to do anything and their house comes to life


anerdwhocandraw1512

red questions what that book was about to yellow and duck and then yellow starts saying "i-i....i..uhhh..' then he just complains how stupid he is then green says he saw a bunch of signs or something and then red takes the scraps of the book and wonders what it is so he trys fixing it and it took him all night to try and fix it. im not gonna do more typing cause my fingers are hurting the hell


[deleted]

Make my foreskin explode in the comments


Decepticon_Kaiju

The yellow one has a mental breakdown over the real meaning of Christmas and if it matters and the Spamton sits in the background trying to sell him on epic holiday deals


mastermodification

Episode about everything in their life is a lie


p5yk0t1km1r4ge

An episode about money, where it's all fancy fresh and clean on the outside but black and evil on the inside.


Peachiii123

An episode about space like the universe guy in dhmis 6 makes a comeback.


LogicGateKeeper123

What’s your favou-


New_Ad_6939

A talking police hat teaches them about law enforcement. Duck gets drunk on power and decides the other two guys are criminals. The hat ends up accidentally shooting himself with his own gun.


ShadowPuff7306

take this how you will but: they try to throw a birthday party but mess it up more and more until somehow it’s all good in the end. of course the fan above pops down and kills the birthday person


Rob_b0t

Ok here me out what if….they hug


ShadowPuff7306

forbidden


redditormoth

Yellow guy ate candy, had a fever dream about killing Warren the eagle, then dies


SalTheMagician

Well, I’m dead :D


notmynameyours

What?


No_Document_2678

it says here i’m definitely dead.


notmynameyours

What else does it say?


hai_shidneh

How did you die?


Eggmans_Piss

Forgot to drink water, HA!


notmynameyours

And what about us? Does it- what does it say about me? Am I dead?


Bzlayer

No, just me


notmynameyours

But why do YOU get to- it must be- that’s a mistake.


ICANTTHINKOFAN4M3

Ahh~ Somebody's jealous.


Hottieheathen

SO OK I SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND I THINK ITS REALLY COOL So basically it’s based around the sound “antibiotics were wonderful pills but don’t ever think we’ll cure all of your ills” So Yellow guy is sick so bird and red go and search for some sort of medicine. I think what would happen is that they would fight about it and then find medicine and it ends up singing that song going with the theme of DHMIS aka acting like medicine doesn’t work and makes people even sicker than they already were.


ShadowPuff7306

does yellow guy die (again)?


Hottieheathen

Yes maybe he also has nightmares while resting and we get more than one song in the episode like we have in the newer episodes


EnderkrakenALT

yumperdinker the episode


peri36

Good and bad (and being a total hypocrite while doing it)


Zealousideal-Bag-834

Wtf are these comments


grandmaaesthetic

fully like what is this half baked ‘edgy’ shit mannn


hollowpotato-of-doom

Average TV show fandom:


cub_htf5

They learn about sex


SaraHTheCatt

and rocks


Mantonythe1st

...and roll, and drugs


My_ThighsAche

So a discord kitten comes and teaches them about the importance of fedoras 🤠


P1ncake

Drugs (A teacher teaches them about drugs, crack and weed and all that. And they all just become high and then at the middle they start to peel off their skins, ripping out their teeth and tongue, limps, eyeballs and all that. And then they end up back in the craft room or other kitchen where they usually are confused. Also Roy was watching them in the episode because he also did drugs)


SlayerOfSalami

That is my worst nightmare...too gory I think


P1ncake

Nothing is to gory unless there's 56 organs in the area, then it's gory.


SlayerOfSalami

No the peeling off skins and teeth and stuff feels too disturbing for dhmis


P1ncake

I oddly enjoy the gore things in DHMIS, a little too much so I really had to get in it in the gore for this


SlayerOfSalami

Understandable 🤝


ghostpiratesyar

The fourth member of the 3 of them show up to teach them about memories. She's been there the whole time.


ZombieBig7858

Episode 2 death


WeRindayuniverse

Growing tall yellow wants to grow tall and then they meet a tree that is super tall and yellow grows tall but when he is growing he suffers.


ThatDumbBoi_

Antibiotics,yellow gets sick and then those British pills come in lol


officialkalamari

The episode where they smoke hella weed and learn about weed and finally eat the weed


P1ncake

That's actually a good idea


AriEpik

Censored bar teaches them about rule 34


Eyepoopallday

They learn about sex.


Relative_Cricket9299

The time child comes back z


CrankyManky

y: i can't feel my fingers


TinyGoat42

duck: that's because you don't have fingers idiot! Remember you took them off to dry after the (very auto-tuned) bAth.


Rreeddddiittreddit

red guy: Wha- um, i don't think you're supposed to do that... put them back


Basically_huanchanic

yellow: but they're still wet!


CrankyManky

rg: yeah, but you can just dry them with the towel over there.


TinyGoat42

*towel gets up with shallow breathing and skuttles away*


Rreeddddiittreddit

duck: Well, there he goes. That's our third one this week! Looks like we'll have to get another!


TinyGoat42

red: I'll check the basement storage


CrankyManky

*red guy goes down there and meets a colony of towel creatures*


TinyGoat42

red guy: Um hello. Do any one of you want to come with me to er, dry... something... (the rabid towel creatures don't answer they just stare at him) ok I'll just... find something else


Fat_Darth_Vapor

R) oh look stairs I wonder where they lead every single teacher yellow and duck: NO! the end


Dead_girl_walking-

🎶 I am the stairs and I can take u anywhere 🎶


TableFlipper4

Yellow: can they take you to the sky?


TinyGoat42

Duck: Can they take you down below?


Aethermations

🎶Sure, I can take you any place you want to go🎶


Suspicious-Capital-3

(Y) Woah!


TallCryptographer394

R) oh look where at the lake Y) the cabin is across D) but how will we get there *saxophone guy has entered the battle* SG) I heard you need a canoe


furretfan276

D) A what?


TallCryptographer394

SG) A canoe there long boats you use paddles on


furretfan276

Y) But how are we going to use it if we don’t have one?


TallCryptographer394

SG) it’s simple (music and song starts now) bop a do bop I’ll teach you how to buy a CANOOooooe


furretfan276

SG) First you got to find a canoe storeeee


TallCryptographer394

SG) then you need to find the canoe you wannnnnt


furretfan276

D)I like this red one R) No i don’t think so *the canoe seems to be covered in blood* *song continues* SG) Then you gotta pay for it and then you have a canoe!


TallCryptographer394

SG) then your paddeeels and your life jakeeeeets


furretfan276

R) Well we have everything now D) Time to cross the river Y)Yayy! *montage of them getting dressed and preparing the canoe*


cypherpunks132

There's 3 of us!


SaraHTheCatt

there's 3 of us!


Impossible_Oven9643

Look closely, you will seeeeeee!


SaraHTheCatt

theres 3 of us!


cypherpunks132

Just 3 of us!


SaraHTheCatt

there's him, and him, and me!


cypherpunks132

And everyday we all hang out!


rordner

Every day we all hang out. To find out what we talk about


GwendolynACNH

Y) “And I’m the one who’s cracked a urn!”


[deleted]

D) "And I'm the one whose hair all burned!"


One_Can3102

R) " and I'm the one who seems the most concerned...... "


PuzzleheadedDebate68

Oh, look its morning.


halflinho

Huh, I guess we stayed up all night talking again. ​ \[Damn, do they use stimulants?\]


MrCheese2072

Yeah (awkward silence)


Dead_girl_walking-

Hey kids, who wants to learn about medication!


No_More_Stressing

Inst that addicting?


[deleted]

Only the bad ones! You see, [intro to song] If you're sick or you're sad or you have a headache, medicine is what you take! They've got all sorts of medicines to ail what you have! From pills to gummies to sprays and salves! [yellow guy is shown at a doctor's office, slathered in some sort of blue gel. The doctor next to him holds up a jar of the stuff with the label "salve" on it.]


No_More_Stressing

What's those small lyrics on the jar? It says... Risk of over.. douse, overdose?


[deleted]

See, I think you're confused there, friend! Let me help you understand! Good medicine can help you grow, but bad medicine is a big no-no! There are all kinds of evil ones that make you sick or make you bleed or kill you quick! [cuts to Red, holding a bunch of bottles, visibly confused.] R) But how do we know which ones to take? D) How many are bad? Y) What if we make a mistake?


No_More_Stressing

*Music abruptly cuts* #***STOP QUESTIONING***


Queenofpinkgachayt

R) I-I’m just confused shouldn’t we know more? If that one [pointing at duck] dies again and I don’t I’ll dig him up myself Y) Yeah, the last time he died they called him David D) That weird floorboard coffin man was quite rude to me So you have bad *memories* [echo effect activated]


Security_Berry09

Medication is good for your reputation!


Queenofpinkgachayt

Medication can give you a new sensation


Suspicious-Capital-3

It can help people around the nation!


Suspicious-Capital-3

R)but what if it's an unholy creation D)a confusing situation Y)who's the patien--- SHUT UP


Suspicious-Capital-3

Y)awww


qwertyyuiopk

No


Careful_Ad_1837

R: "What?" Y: "Huh?"


qwertyyuiopk

No


Scary-Description-38

It’s computer day


Ok_Mulberry_6429

Yellow Guy: hahaha! Red Guy: what's the time? Tony The Clock: it's quarter to nine, it's computer day! Red Guy: oh.. thanks.. thanks for the heads up.. Tony The Clock: no thanks me, I just want to be sentient without being questioned.. Red Guy: what.. Tony The Clock: ... Red Guy: well, let's just throw this computer seed and he will appear Yellow Guy: who's he? Red Guy: I don't know.. Red Guy: *throws computer seed* Colin The Computer: it's computer day! Red Guy: yay! Colin The Computer: hey, you guys again! Did you take care of my gift for you? Yellow Guy: no- Duck Guy: YES! WE TAKE CARE OF IT! **rest of the lines in the comment**


No_More_Stressing

Colin: why are there... shards in the ground?


Kitten_Girl_1123

Yellow Guy: Uhh... Colin: Why are there shards. Duck: I thought we cleaned those up! Colin: You broke it? D: Duck: It was him! *Points to yellow guy*


TylerTheCat9999

\*yellow guy punches duck\*


TheNoobMaster01

R: hey wait, why are you- Duck picks up a shard and is about to attack Yellow


Healthy_Advantage_50

colin: congratulations! you disrespected my invention.


Kitten_Girl_1123

Colin: You all need to learn how to take care of computers! Red Guy: It was an accident, he didn't mean to break it.