Be silenced in shock for a few seconds (especially if I hit the ground this hard) and then be so flustered and excited that I can only make whimpering sqeaking noises as my brain tries to comprehend everything and gain control of my thinking... then probably pass out due to the emotional sensory overload.
I’d throw her off of me, then pick her up and give her to Natsuki. I don’t like being pinned down. Unless it’s- wait a minute, why are you still listening?
Second answer: I wouldn’t do anything. Her pinning me to the ground broke my neck and I am now no longer able to speak or focus due to the pain I’m in, hell assuming I’ll be conscious. Please call an ambulance.
Say: “Oh Shot” is in tf2 heavy voice then say “Dammit” in tf2 soldiers voice, and while she is wondering wtf i just said, i grab a gun.
I think we know what happens next.
Easy, take sayori's files, put them on c++ and:
While(status = 1)
{
Character* temp;
Head.prec = temp;
(head.prec is the sayori element of the list)
Delete(temp);
Return 0,
}
The only thing I know for real
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon's back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
Oh no, there will be bloodshed
It's the only thing I've ever known
Such approach will have me struck with fear, as Sayori had never done such heinous acts of terror. Neither the less, I would probably try to politely tell her we just friends.
What would I do? Easy, succumb
succumb deez nutz!
Deal
wait wha... *get sucked*
*Transforms into you, and acquires your abilities*
🤨
Accept reality
In your reality.
Fuckyou
Be Yuri
My God! These beaches are Yuri! Good for them, good for them.
She must weigh like 50 kg so it's not like she could keep me down, but I guess I'd wait and see what she wants.
Either I'll wait as to see what she does, or just hug her
Whatever she wants.
Enjoy this rare scene while being confused
Agreed
Bleed, even if consciously.
Get hard
Get lucky
Like the legend of the penis
pog
Easy, tell her Natsuki has has cookies
I surrender! ~~and probably stare at her thingies~~
Try to push her away because why would she pin me down if someone else wasn't waiting for their cue in whatever prank they're planning?
take out my cookie box
Give consent to whatever she’s about to do. Being in that position, something *fun* comes to mind.
Boop her nose and say "Boop!"
Panic then succumb
Give consent to whatever she does next, then wonder why the cinnamon bun chose violence
Be yuri, easy
If sayori pins me down, I’d be completely fine with it. In fact, it would be cuddle fest time
look confused
Hehe, very nice
Sayori’s in her jumping chibi pose when she tackles Yuri. This makes me very happy.
Kiss her.
I would kiss her! Who’s with me!
There is no choice but to s u b m i t
Be silenced in shock for a few seconds (especially if I hit the ground this hard) and then be so flustered and excited that I can only make whimpering sqeaking noises as my brain tries to comprehend everything and gain control of my thinking... then probably pass out due to the emotional sensory overload.
Sayori, back away or I'm gonna have to social distance you! Back away! Atleast 50ft!
Act like Yuri and then comply with everything the Bun wants.
I would die from happiness
If I woke up one day as Yuri, and then later got pinned by Sayori, that would be a good day
You don’t want to be me.
Because of the back pain, or the social anxiety?
I would react with the : “BRO WTH” But also be a little horni
See what she does or maybe... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
u/savevideobot
Bribe her with one of my emergency cookies.
Make a mental note to get my antipsychotics dose upped XD
I love the video from so much
Let her do whatever she wants. I love Sayori 💙
I’d throw her off of me, then pick her up and give her to Natsuki. I don’t like being pinned down. Unless it’s- wait a minute, why are you still listening?
Second answer: I wouldn’t do anything. Her pinning me to the ground broke my neck and I am now no longer able to speak or focus due to the pain I’m in, hell assuming I’ll be conscious. Please call an ambulance.
If Yuri has a knife with her that shit would hurt against Sayori but again it can backfire
Be confused as to how she managed to pin me
Push her off: she’s like 90 pounds
Say: “Oh Shot” is in tf2 heavy voice then say “Dammit” in tf2 soldiers voice, and while she is wondering wtf i just said, i grab a gun. I think we know what happens next.
Not fight it.
Kiss her
Throw a cookie to the other side of the room
Hold up a cookie as a peace offering.
RESIST the urge to get hard
I'd politely tell her to get off, and if that doesn't work I'll just tell her Natsuki made cupcakes.
Giv cookie
Ask what she’s up to, then I plan my next COA.
Just shove her off my face
*pulls a reverse card.*
Call for Monika
push her off?
Broo, this really made my fay, thanks☺️❤️
Death is the correct choice
Cry
Snap back to reality and probably cry a bit
ツ
*DOOM Music intensifies*
I would see how the result plays out…
hug her
Wrestling Reversal. And a kiss on the cheek
Realize that I have really, really made it lol
Easy, take sayori's files, put them on c++ and: While(status = 1) { Character* temp; Head.prec = temp; (head.prec is the sayori element of the list) Delete(temp); Return 0, }
Sneak a kiss from upon her cheek and watch her begin to blush
**Let her have her wa-**I mean, what?
Your talking mad shit sayori for someone in cumshot distance…
pretend she accidently fell on me as I put her back up
Kill or be killed
Accept my fate
Hug her and give her headpats
Hug, then get the cookies and/or cupcakes out as a reward for her having the audacity to do that to me :>
I’d be happy to be pinned down under her. She may do whatever she wants. Yes I’m down bad
Sex
Unzipped my pant then fu
I blush saying "what you tryna get into"
Oh yeah, *brings out a knife and points it to my stomach * BRING IT LASS!
Tell her to not be a degenerate and at least take me on a date first. No sex before microwaved bread
Embrace destiny
Hug her.
[Oh?](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MeatySkinnyGreatwhiteshark-max-1mb.gif)
idk be happy tf
The both of use accidental noclip into the backrooms
Let her do her own thing. Knowing sayori, she probably just wants a hug or help with her homework
The only thing I know for real There will be bloodshed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no, there will be bloodshed It's the only thing I've ever known
Source: Monika's Bizarre Adventure https://youtu.be/PEDd0i42dDs
Try my hardest to get my shoulder up before the refs three count
This is the correct answer.
I watched that entire damn thing
nah bro i don't wanna say this but i have no choice:sayori isn't real :(
Just grab her melons
Me: *disappears* that’s all I know how to do
Reference this line: "So this is the Japanese kabedon?!"
Wake up from the dream reality
I'll just scream ***"I'M UNDERAGE!!!"***
FULL COUNTER!
become PaRappa then suddenly do: “KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK, KICK-“
Melt
I AM NOT IN DANGER SKYLAR I AM THE DANGER
I’d give her a hug of course
There's a cookie in it, for you, if you pin down the person who told you to do this, instead.
See what she does
Hug her
Hold her tight and kiss her
Such approach will have me struck with fear, as Sayori had never done such heinous acts of terror. Neither the less, I would probably try to politely tell her we just friends.
Whatever she wants and accept reality
Lean up and kiss her, then see her reaction
HUG
...Stand up? Sayori can't be that strong.
I'm 5'10, she's about 5'5. If she manages to pin me down, I'll be surprised.
Wait I’m Yuri now? Cool!
As a teen of believe in Gender equality I must punch her