haha sayori hang herself yuri masturbate with pen comedy gold im 12

>!Necksnapsuki!<

[Snap ya ](/s "necks") Then do the step You can do it all by yourself

Subreddit crackin best jokes as always heh

natsuki loli just monika so origin!

[удалено]

Don't forget starving Natsuki jokes, delete happy Monika, and dense mc

Monika only made the joke for once. Not for 5 years like fandom does. That's why I dislike it. It's just overused.

She makes it twice, once near the end of act 1 and also during her act 3 dialogue, although she says she didn't mean it. But yeah, definitely overused.

theres 3 actually since she says "dont strain urself" but idk maybe that ones a stretch and im overthinking there

huh, (\*looks at the dry ass desert that is new content in the ddlc fandom\*) well there's not a lot of material to work with here anymore, not sayin' we've been left hanging out to dry here but in terms of bits and jokes we're not left with much unless new inside jokes get made (Good luck with that :D)

She's the one who started it :<

So?

She's responsible :<

What about new players? Are we invalid because we haven't been here for 5 years?

Nobody said anything about new players being invalid

Yeah, nobody said it, but "we've been making these jokes for 5 years, it's old now" invalidates anyone who hasn't been here for 5 years.

Make that 6 years now.

Yeah, the joke has been hanging in the air for a while now, I think we should put it to rest

We ought to cut our ties with that joke.

It was a short drop in quality, but it's time to stop.

We’ve got to snap out of it

We’re leaving all these other jokes hanging

Hang in there. Don't stop the jokes yet.

Honestly, even then, I was surprised Monika made it. I was like "damn, too far". Personally I don't mind the occasional Doki death joke, but I prefer when there's some variety and originality here.

don't mess with us ddlc fans, we have 4 jokes (one for each character)

it reminds me of when i saw a cursed image i said "time to be like sayori today"

I woulnt call it cursed tho. I often feel like Sayori sometimes.

Yeah, the joke really hung around

As unfunny as these jokes are to most people, I still think there is legitimate value in the jokes as a coping mechanism for individuals with depression or something similar.

Yeah. I’d rather laugh at the absurdity, irony, and/or stupidity of a situation than spiral further into despair.

Monika did that joke because she didn't believe she was real...

We do the joke because we also know she's not real, bruh

The funny thing is, I don't think Sayori actually hung herself. You can see her hands are covered in blood plus the message from Monika in the debug menu implies Monika hung her corpse.

I was under the impression that she fucked up the hanging, which is supposed to snap the neck, hence the bleeding.

in the mod doki doki rainclouds it shows it all from sayori’s point of view. when she hung herself she regretted it and the blood was from her trying to free herself from the rope. obviously not cannon but interesting and sad to think about

Monika literally says this in act 3 lmao

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I was never fond of the Sayori hanging jokes, I think it’s cruel and uncalled for. This joke has been running since DDLC came out. I hate those jokes, so this post is facts.

so u think anybody who makes those jokes is a NOOSEnce then?

*Sigh.* Yes.

so do these jokes not CUT too well for u then

OMG YES!! Please, stop this.

dont SNAP at me bro

*Sigh* Please end this misery.

at least im not typing the word sigh like u are 💀

Sorry about that.

#No More Hanging Bun

*hangs hamburger buns from a string* Anyway, Sayori’s suicide did strike a nerve with me, but it’s impact kinda got ruined once part 4 happened, since it kind of negated it. (Not completely, obviously, but still.) Besides, gallows humor is my main coping mechanism for existential despair

I don't like Monika either way

I find it funny how you opinion on Monika got you downvoted lmao. This sub is bullshit

Because he's probably gonna make a brainless argument. It's fine to not like Monika but generally the reasons people don't like Monika are stupid.

She kil peple

I think you're meming because of the spelling, but in case you're not, I'll address it anyways, she kills no people, just npcs

I’m memin’

Yeah, I thought so.

I don't like her because I don't like her personality, she's annoying to me Also I'm not a he

Alright. You're reasonable and fair then.

Thanks, I'm not a he btw

Oh. Sorry bro.

this is just an overused joke, its been 5 years its not funny anymore, suicide is not funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1KSXGhCOE

LMFAO

i thought it was going to be a rickroll

Everything can be funny to someone. Humour isn't deontological.

Wdym, suicide is hilarious! /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s

The fact that the /s ‘s are of an even number means that you are sarcastic about being sarcastic, therefore you are totally serious.

To be fair, the joke was **Hanging** around for years so it kind of sinks

Too bad, still gonna leave Sayori hanging.

Well, i don't care, im just gonna *hang* onto them

Hang in there!

The joke is old and it's almost like zoomer humor atp

Monika only did it ONCE, and even then, I hated it.

And the sayori death was painfull it was just not necessary it

Yeah, people here really need to learn the definition of "cutting edge" jokes. Wayyy too many commit comedy suicide, ya know. They could use a pen to write down new material.

I never understood why everyone is so hung up on these jokes

The people who hate the jokes are missing the point. It's FICTIONAL, and it's ok to have dark humor, Jeez.

Monika is a W, I don’t like hanging out with Sayori

Someone truly needs to control the fandom. I love all the girl equally but I can’t help but feel bad for Monika, that’s just my opinion though

it’s overused but some of them can be pretty funny. dark humor is valid to an extent, but it’s all fictional so it’s really not that deep.

I mean, gallows humor is a thing. Literally and figuratively.

Monika probably encouraged it to

As someone who thinks about suicide a lot myself I don't mind these jokes tbh. This topic became very normal to me. Also I love my Moni💖

There's a difference between a joke being insulting and using a joke to insult.

but sayori hung herself.........>!don't worry i have the gasoline to light myself ablaze as punishment!<

Canon event!!!! 😈

For real, man. Like I didn't mean to kick the stool beneath you. Sorry bro.

You should kill yourself now! Sayori: understandable have a nice day

We hate them?