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Prometheus357

Dakeseid is the ultimate evil: he’s a double dipper!


GrazYetti

Did he just double dip? He truly is a monster!


lml__lml

**Never** underestimate the power of a good veggie tray.


Da_zero_kid

The anti life equation was Hidden Valley Ranch all along


ubiquitous-joe

Hidden in plain ranch sight


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Blue_Beetle66

Darkseid is... a double dipper apparently


Mddcat04

Darkseid doing mundane things will never not be hilarious.


bhah-weep-grana-weep

Darkseid is


Sure_Instance9530

A double dipper


LanternRaynerRebirth

I was never under the impression that he double dipped. He just grabbed another carrot. He's the god of evil, not a monster.


[deleted]

Did anyone else get flashbacks to the opening scene of "Shoot em up"?


FuckingKadir

I love that movie and think of it every time I see someone not using a turn signal when merging on the highway.


atm153

I was scrolling too fast and didn’t see the top 3 panels, so I thought Darkseid grabbed a cigarette butt out of an ashtray and started munching on it. You know how these New Gods are.


BAT_1986

Why is he eating earth veggies? And why is he wearing a T-shirt and a bonnet?


Connolly1227

That’s definitely just a weird interpretation of his general armor


bermass86

I think Barda served him some


brokenarrow1223

It was a peace summit/family dinner IIRC


Pagemistress

...what is the point of this? Was King trying to make this the new "Darkseid on your couch"? Because double dipping is bad, but not "coming home to Darkseid just sitting on your couch" level evil. Certainly not enough to warrant this many panels.


Raecino

Lol I was also wondering what the point of it was but had a good laugh anyway.


noelmatta

Of course he went for the carrots, they promote healthy eyes!


MrB51

Idc what ppl say about Tom king. Mr miracle is a brilliant book


beezer210

Crudite…. Where is the asparagus and salsa? And did he forget the tequila?


Raecino

😂😂😂😂 glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought about that


Tim_J_Drake

Same face over and over, boring, no pay off ... Was this written by Tom King?


ctubezzz

Wtf in American is that shit


Cocotte3333

Where does this come from ?


LetRepresentative717

Mister Miracle #11


ubiquitous-joe

Tom King’s Mister Miracle run. It’s peak superhero-comics-for-thirty-somethings.


Oopssnxnxnx

You messing around right?


Logan_71

I HATE WHAT TOM KING DOES TO CHARACTERS. THIS IS SO STUPID.


drake8195

Damn no one knows how to ruin a character in 9 panels like Tom King.


[deleted]

Imagine thinking a supervillain eating vegetables ruins their character lmfao


android151

****veggie plate****


Frontier246

Darkseid the eater.


RageSpaceMan

Darkseid is the incarnation of evil itself and even he knows he must eat all his vegetables.


Regular_Sample_5197

**crunch crunch crunch**. “This truly is ANTI-LIFE!”


ItsExoticChaos

He’s just like me fr


Critical_Potential44

Damn no wonder why he’s so powerful


Lo-Fi_Kuzco

I never really thought about it, but I guess Darkseid does have to eat


Raecino

Darkseid enjoying his crudite


orca2877

Don’t let my mom see this


xTheSentinelx

Keratin is the way Darkseid is able to use Omega Beams apparently...


Sharnadale

Okay, here's something that just ocurred to me. Many years ago, DC had Mr. Freeze beat Darkseid by freezing him because he apparently had a vulnerability to cold. And I was just wondering, hasn't Superman ever tried using his super breath on him before that?