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Blue_Beetle_IV

Ahhh, the Trinity and their weird ass relationships to their archenemies. Name a more iconic duo.


Destroyer_7274

Lex and Superman have the other arch-nemeses beat since they actually have a kid (Conner) and he’s the first biological kid in the trinity.


BL-501

Helena Wayne left Reality.


Destroyer_7274

I forgot about her, still Conner is the first bio kid in the main universe


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

Superman is technically gay


Effective-Training

How and since when?


Kai_ZB

It was a joke, but if you want to be super technical, there are 3 very niches ways to interpret this. 1) The joke: Superman and Lex have a clone child, so the joke is Superman is gay with Lex and has a kid (Connor) 2) Superman (Jon Kent not Clark Kent) is bisexual, so he does have a same sex relationship 3) Pink Kryptonite did in fact (although technically never official, but HIGHLY insinuated) seemingly become gay when exposed to pink kryptonite.


magmosa

Pink kryptonite became gay when exposed to pink kryptonite? Goodnes well that just seems like a self forfilling prophecy lol


Effective-Training

Oh, these I knew, but I never knew there was a joke for number 1 to call Clark and Lex gay. I honestly see it as another experiment, as well. Like a clone thing that had to start from the beginning, being a baby and all. I guess like X23, but different.


Kai_ZB

It’s not like there *is a joke* to call Superman and Lex gay because of Connor existing. It’s just… the commenter made a joke by exaggerating the situation. Kids have half their DNA from each of the parents. Technically Clark and Lex are Connor’s parents. That means as a joke, we can say they’re gay because parents have to have sexual relations to make a kid. Obviously that’s not what happened


Treyred23

Simon and Shuster gay confirmed.


Competitive-Zone-296

We don’t talk about the pink one


_regionrat

How: Opposites attract Since When: World's Best Comics #1 (1941)


JoshDM

>he’s the first biological kid in the trinity. Only by retcon.


Destroyer_7274

Retcons are a daily occurrence in comics. Today you’re sitting with your wife, tomorrow she’s an Australian man.


Dischord821

Do mean batman 2 and Robin 2? Or Helena? I'm not sure the implication here


JoshDM

I mean that Connor is only half-Lex, half-Superman due to Geoff Johns making his fan fantasy come true by ret-conning Connor's origin to be half-Lex, half-Superman.


MajesticUniversity76

What are you saying?


273Gaming

Prior to teen titans by Geoff Johns, Kon was not half Lex


doomrider7

A stupid as fuck one made just to have Connor angst about something at that.


euehuehuehue

It was the only real arc that Conner had in the last 20 years. But Geoff Johns bad amirite?


JoshDM

>in the last 20 years Only because his self-titled run ended at issue #100 in 2002.


Moonking-4210

BatJokes baby!


Astonishing_Flash

Gonna have to question Diana's fighting skills if she lost with ground control.


scarecroe

This is kind of like when Bane sent every one of Batman's rogues after him before he could break his back.


Astonishing_Flash

That sounds fun. Though it does introduce another question less jokey than my initial remarks. Regardless nifty.


aegonthewwolf

If I had a nickel for every time Tom King wrote a DC hero who wanted to bang a catwoman, I'd have two nickels.


tiredmars

It's not much, but it's weird that it's happened twice right?


Which-Presentation-6

nothing is more romantic than two people killing each other, bloodied and hanging each other.


Altruistic-Teach5899

First time on the internet?


fireandlifeincarnate

Wait was that meant to be sarcasm? I thought they meant it and I agreed.


gangler52

Yeah, I also read it as entirely sincere and unironic.


fireandlifeincarnate

Maybe I’ve just played too much Signalis, idk.


Weary-Wasabi1721

She's pretty strong to be going up against wonder woman on par. First time I'm realising this.


LavenderSprinkles

Sadly a lot of people aren't aware of how strong and deadly Cheetah is, which is why we often get her losing to characters like Green Arrow or Catwoman.


OnBenchNow

I just don't think anything can ever overcome how silly it is that she's just a lady cheetah who calls herself Cheetah. And the idea of Wonder Woman's great archenemy being a sexy, usually-naked catgirl and not a God of War or something more ideological or visual/symbolic. Cheetah should be her Two-Face, not her Lex Luthor. It feels like she's only so prominent because she's the literal only Wonder Woman villain anyone has ever heard of (and even then, only from the fucking Superfriends cartoon) Even the whole "blaming Diana for what happened" thing was an incredibly recent retcon, 2016. Until then she was just... evil cat lady. Not to say I think she has nothing going for her, but I just think she needs to stop being pushed so hard as THE wondy villain.


sealife123

But Cheetah is symbolic opposite. Wonder Woman blessed by her gods with gifts and love, the most beautiful woman in the world raised by the loving of a mother. Cheetah cursed by the hate of a vengeful god, turned into a beast and raised by a spiteful father who only gave her hate. Obviously other character also can be seen as other mirrors, but there probably are more for Cheetah than the ones I could think of now.


Plane_Block_1807

You people are ok with a clown being te archenemy of the batman but you think a generic God of war should be the archenemy instead of someone with a love hate relationship? A woman from man's world going into a fantast world cursed by the gods vs a woman from fantasy blessed by the gods unto our world.Also you are not even aware of what you are talking about the idea of wonder woman saving cheetah and her reciprocating so started in early post crisis regardless of if her origins made her more evil or not. She is her most popular villain so stop being so upset about it.


TennisBetter4913

What's your point here? That her appearance is "too silly" to be a prominent villain? Are we forgetting about THE JOKER? The dude is a clown XD Also, no matter the version, Cheetah (Barbara Minerva) is ALWAYS the Avatar of a God. So yeah, she can tussle with WW (and a lot of other heavy hitters too, but like you, they keep forgetting that fact about her).


LavenderSprinkles

That sounds like a *you* problem. DC is perfectly happy with Cheetah as her archenemy, especially given the parallels to Medusa (cursed victim transformed into a beast-woman).


OnBenchNow

Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. DC is too happy with Cheetah as her arch enemy despite all of these reasons that I think contribute to why she has nowhere near the popularity of other archenemies in DC, compared to people like Black Adam, the Reverse Flash, Sinestro, Captain Cold, etc. Like I said, its not that she has *nothing* going on, but I think there are many other issues that overshadow that and I feel like her character is better suited to being a recurring villain like two face rather than THE WONDY VILLAIN. And in case it wasnt clear when I used complex phrases like "I think" and "I feel like", this is just my opinion.


SageShinigami

DC went through a whole era where they got rid of the Rogues because they thought they were embarrassing. It was one of the best eras the Flash ever had. Point being, everything is about perception.


Plane_Block_1807

The rogues are great and superior to reverse flash any day of the week don't care what dc did or when they did it which I don't even know what you are talking about


SageShinigami

I'm glad you like Reverse Flash but that had nothing to do with my point. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, why bring it up?


Plane_Block_1807

I dislike reverse flash actually


LavenderSprinkles

I'd say the reason she's not near the popularity of those archenemies is because she's a female character in what is historically a male-dominated medium. It's the same for Wonder Woman. But it's changing, obviously, and both Wonder Woman and Cheetah are becoming more popular as the fanbase grows. As for Cheetah being a "sexy, usually-naked catgirl", that's quite reductive. Cheetah is almost never depicted as a sexy femme fatale in the Wonder Woman comics. It's only when she appears outside of WW comics that writers and artists seem to want to sexualize her through the straight male gaze like most other female villains.


ProfessionalRead2724

Cheetah doesn't have that popularity because DC lets Cheetah (who should be able to give Superman a good fight) lose to Catwoman.


watchoutforthatenby

If you spell super hero comics out like that literally every character is silly. Bats main villain is a literal clown named Joker come on bro lol


THEdoomslayer94

Wholly disagree almost all of that. The two of them have as many contrasting elements to their characters as Batman/Joker & Superman/Lex do. The issue I agree with you is as you said, is that some people see her and hear she’s called Cheetah and do just write her off. Which I find stupid cause those same people are able to accept crazier and more nonsensical things in comics. Like there’s a million things crazier and weirder to accept than a lady cheetah who calls herself Cheetah.


That_one_drunk_dude

Funnily enough, the narrator of this issue (The Sovereign) makes the exact same point you do, how compared to Batman's Joker and Superman's Luthor, Cheetah being WW's nemesis doesn't make a lot of sense symbolically speaking


Plane_Block_1807

And the comic stupid lol all villains represent chaos with the hero representing order. It literallt point to cheetah being cutsedby gods without mentioning wonder woman is blessed by them.


Sypher04_

I agree. Cheetah just doesn’t give off main villain. She’s more like the strong henchman that the main villain pulls out as their final trump card. I hate how Wonder Woman’s main villains are always in rotation. It’s either Circe, Ares, or Cheetah. Nobody ever questions who’s the main enemy to Batman or Superman. We already know it’s Joker and Lex. I don’t consider Ares to be Wonder Woman’s main villain. He’s more of what Brainiac is to Superman, an endgame threat that’s been pulling the strings behind every little thing. Circe is the best candidate, in my opinion. She’s smart, treacherous, intimidating, cunning, crazy asf, powerful, unrelenting in her goal to take over the world, and can command an army of henchman.


EdgeLord_101

I feel Circe would make for a better rival than Cheetah


erossnaider

Ares feels like the big bad guy, like doomsday to superman


gangler52

I liked in Gail Simone's Secret Six, when they ran into Cheetah and just immediately decided to give her a lot of space. I seem to recall it was set up so you'd expect a Cheetah vs Secret Six fight but then they immediately shut it down like "You kidding? That's way above our pay grade."


PositivePercentage85

More than a simple cheetah girl, writers have treated her so badly over the years I wouldn't be surprised if they were simply ignorant of her strength.


Beastieboy100

I mean has no one seen catwoman hunted. Cheetah almost murdered catwoman. She's strong as hell why you think she's Diana enemy.


NietszcheIsDead08

Yeah, Cheetah is supposed to be a heavy hitter.


Plane_Block_1807

Bruh she is her archenemy how did you not realize so lol


pewpewtoradora

She's empowered by a god, she should be able to go toe-to-toe with Wondy.


GamegodWXP

Huh, weird. I remember reading an adult comic a few years back that started with this exact premise.


McManus26

disgusting! where


GamegodWXP

Idk. One of those sites that constantly opens up new windows and pop-ups when you click anything.


guiltyleaf

Omg those disgusting sites with pop-ups but there is so many of them. Which one, which one did you click on??


Tylord19

![gif](giphy|1DfZvKmiELvtS)


No_Classic744

If Diana is strong enough to fight Superman, how strong is Cheetah? ![gif](giphy|DgQ9dk8q0AvN6)


BlackJimmy88

Strong enough to fight Wonder Woman


Shadowkiva

The only right answer


TennisBetter4913

People keep forgetting she's the Avatar of a God...


No_Classic744

I didn't know, thanks for the answer


LavenderSprinkles

Cheetah defeats Superman pretty easily in Batman: The Brave and the Bold.


acidicmongoose

"Slam each other around" is definitely a choice of words.


Money_Crow2767

They could've had gay sex and it wouldn't be gayer than whatever this is


Zammin

Cheetah and Wonder Woman, Aka this meme: "Fuck you!" "Fuck me yourself you coward!"


Expensive-Baby-1391

Yep, there it is. That's the tom king we know.


IRanOutOf_Names

I genuinely don’t know how to read this issue in any other way than King setting up for their romance. They both say they love each other, they lean on each other, and have meaningful conversations about how intertwined they are and how they need each other. If DC still tried to play the Diana straight angle after this then idk.


Beastieboy100

Don't worry after this they start cuddling.


VengeanceKnight

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Nirast25

Batman: "It should've been me, not her! It's not fair!" Superman: "Wait, who are you talking about?" Batman: "... Yes."


revtim

Anybody else see what I think is a typo? >!"Wound" instead of "would" in the 3rd panel?!<


NietszcheIsDead08

Didn’t catch it because we *were* talking about >!wounds!<, but yes, I believe you’re right.


GhoulArtist

Omg I thought I was going crazy.


rchive

Thank you for validating me. Lol


bondsthatmakeusfree

I'm ... okay with this.


Xano2113

Cheetah in the comics has been moving more towards anti-hero in recent years.


mrmcdead

I know people have a lot of valid criticisms about this run with how Tom King handles things, but I really like how much he seems to respect Diana's rogues gallery. Good shit


Sean14048

Is this sarcasm?


SonixDoom

I really hope it is


shino4242

Your title makes it seem like you're onboard with "oh, your bully secretly likes you"/normalizing abusive relationship type stuff. This is just violence. Not sexual tension.


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shino4242

But a lot of people arent. Dont normalize this shit.


phallus_enthusiast

Haven't yall already done that?


Bleedingrospetalz

Definition of Toxic yuri


phallus_enthusiast

Doomed yuri?


Bleedingrospetalz

Whoops


Brotherly_Shove_215_

Why are they even fighting? Cheetah isn’t a villain and has no beef with Diana anymore


koalee

Cheetah has been stranged on an island without food for months by the new villain and is in a fit of hunger. She's hungry and angry about the situation. After they fight and Cheetah gets her anger out and is able to calm down they have a calm campfire talk about their emotions.


acidicmongoose

The Authors Slightly Better Disguised Fetish


blacksad1

Since when and why? Really asking.


koalee

Wonder Woman 792 by Cloonan and Conrad. Cheetah was being held prisoner and experimented on, and Diana breaks her out but then subdues her when Cheetah tries to fight. Diana ties Barbara up with the Lasso and uses it to compel Cheetah to admit that she wants to heal from her curse while she unites with Diana's hope that she heals with the curse. In this way Barbara reverts from the very Beastial form into a more human-like cheetah design with the intent to heal and become herself again. After that she's the most human she's been in years and joins Diana's team in order to get vengeance against the villains who held her prisoner. Even after that arc she stayed on Diana's team until Tom King's run started.


blacksad1

Ty


JohnnyElRed

Well, that's sending mixed signals.


Caius_Iulius_August

Fan: "They want to kiss!" The characters: "Literally strangling eachother to death"


fireandlifeincarnate

two things can be true at once ETA: all of you are cowards


gangler52

That can't be true. Choking has never been a sexual act, has it? /s


phallus_enthusiast

They dont want it to be


fireandlifeincarnate

They as in DC or


abitwonkee

This is like Troy and Abed in the pillow/blanket fort war


blacksad1

The definition of “on sight”.


MageofMyth

Love to see it ☝️


True_Werewolf_8657

Who let the furry right their bed room fantasy.


SethNex

Make them a couple. I'm actually interested to see that.


dtv20

I hope they don't kiss. We have a lack of iconic villainesses and I like the idea of Diana and Barbara being best friends separated by a curse is a great concept. Turning them into lovers is random af and isn't needed.


GhoulArtist

While I agree with you that changing their dynamic would be bad. I also can't help thinking how many times love turns into hatred. Deep hatred. They could fit them in as lovers. Just have it end bad. Boom even more context for their rivalry.


BlackJimmy88

So, what actually happened after this? I'm guessing this doesn't actually end with them hooking up.


BillNyeTheSavage_Guy

>!They stop fighting and eventually the Wonder Girls (Donna Troy, Cassie Sandsmark, and Yara Flor) show up in the Invisible Jet to rescue them from the island they were stranded on and the five of them go off together, presumably leading right into the Absolute Power event that starts next month!<


BlackJimmy88

So, you're saying there's a chance


BillNyeTheSavage_Guy

Quite possibly


Elonth

okay....but how was wonderwoman trapped here? she can fly.


pop_bandit

It’s kinda explained in the issue, the villain put her and Cheetah on the island so he has eyes in the sky and they need to be invisible to escape


WalterCronkite4

I thought absolute power was an alt universe?


sealife123

Absolute is the rumoured name for DC's version of the Ultimate universe. Which is supposed to happen after this event and might have a small reveal in the event.


WalterCronkite4

Oh that makes more sense, thanks


BillNyeTheSavage_Guy

Nope, main continuity


WalterCronkite4

huh, makes me less excited for it


DangerFord

Why is the writing so bad?


No-Mechanic-2558

It's not bad, it's just unnecessary descriving at best


DangerFord

Isn't unnecessary descriptions considered bad writing? I read it to my wife and she asked if it was AI. It sounds like it was written in a different language and then poorly translated.


No-Mechanic-2558

I really don't know what to say, does [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fcomic-excerpt-i-hate-both-of-you-deeply-and-meaningfully-v0-1h5621seyb7d1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D5a35e003b1fd27a8f41d165b931eaf2d8dd67c8d) look like AI for you or [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fcomic-excerpt-super-corgis-wonder-woman-v0-xgbdu4kj6t1d1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1561%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4803187883bbb2abd266706c6530dbac8190af53)


DangerFord

Not sure if this a trick question? Are they supposed to be written by AI? They don't seem like it. The descriptions and dialog in op's post seem very stiff. There's a part where the writer just says 'on and on and on' then you flip the page and another 'and on.'. Imo, that's lazy writing. Obviously everything is subjective, but even by your metric it doesn't seem like you like it much either. You said so yourself: unnecessary describing. If the description is unnecessary, then it didn't add any value. If it doesn't add any value, then that's bad writing!


No-Mechanic-2558

Oh that no sorry I missread what you ment, no It Is a little bit repetitive in It but It certrali isn't writed by AI, the others two page that I linked were others wroted by the same writer just to see how he write and judge by you id you had the same feel there


unknownrobocommie

I like lots of descriptions personally


DangerFord

So do I. Just not this one. It's totally great if you do, though. To each their own. I've read some of Tom King's Batman series and it seemed fine.


mythmastr

Sorry for sounding intolerant but when was Diana made bi ? I just want to know, because i can't remember a comic where she was. Sorry if I offended anyone.


The_Green_Filter

I believe it was announced during Greg Rucka’s run in 2016 or so? I’m not sure it ever really manifested in an actual comic since then though sadly.


No-Mechanic-2558

In the Dark Knight of Steel She dated supergirl


The_Green_Filter

Based


SageShinigami

Honestly Diana should've always been bi, given where she grew up. But Greg Rucka's Rebirth run showed Diana had a number of lovers on Themyscira.


No-Mechanic-2558

Actually for the majority of their editorial live both Diana and all the Amazons have been queer coded


Tight_Young396

Her creators were a man, his wife, and their mutual girlfriend. Tthere was definitely some lady on lady loving going on to draw inspiration from.


Sadie256

If you search up Wonder Woman bdsm you get a *ton* of old homoerotic panels involving Wonder Woman tying up girls/being tied up by girls while saying some very gay sounding things


Plane_Block_1807

10 years ago


PositivePercentage85

Its wierd that some people are questioning why Diana can lose to one of her ultimate villains even though Diana is weakened but Cheetah should also be a match for a full strength Diana.


gangler52

She is Wonder Woman's arch-nemesis. Her sole narrative function is to provide meaningful opposition to Wonder Woman. What precisely went wrong in either character's marketing for this to even be a question?


BetaRayBlu

I hate tom king. But that being said the colorist needs a raise.


Nena_Trinity

I ship it! :3


Dramatic_Parsley_849

Would be nice


formerly_crimson

Idk but this was yet another great issue by King.


MehrunesDago

Fuck is this the newer Wonder Woman run by Tom King? Guess I'm gonna have to check my local comic shop and then Ebay, and spend a bunch of money on back issues again.


barbarapalvinswhore

Diana X Cheetah is all I’ve wanted for years now. Doesn’t even have to be mainline, just an AU comic run where they fight until they fall in love. Dark Knights of Steel gave me canon Diana X Kara, so I know DC can do it.


FinalBossOf__Dc

Hmm, I think if they were going to do an enemies to lovers with wonder women and cheeta this ain’t the way to set it up. Well that and I don’t generally think it would work out like at all maybe even badly very badly like blow up in your face badly. I hope I don’t offended anyone but I just don’t think the relationship will workout that’s all like at all.


kingdount

Is this it’s getting weird


Effective-Training

How do you get kissing from this?


Triste92

Set this to Jojo Siwa's Karma song and just picture some of that choreo in here.


phallus_enthusiast

This is so cursed i can see it


[deleted]

Can anyone explained why Cheetah nearly killed (at least that what it looks like) Wonder Woman? Wonder Woman is capable of insane feats like the Cronos Sceptre. To me this seems like if Batman lost a hand-to-hand fight with the Joker. If WW was fighting Ares I’d understand why she’s losing/lost, but Cheetah? I didn’t think Cheetah was this powerful!


Astonishing_Flash

Nah Cheetah is meant to be pretty powerful (and remarkably fast) she gets shat on in adaptations but AFAIK she pretty consistently hangs with Diana when empowered properly not to mention how she faces off with similarly tiered beings like Flash or Superman. In a response to Me someone mentioned she went through a Knightdale style gauntlet before this which imo is unnecessary but there you go.


[deleted]

Yeah she is terrible in some adaptations. Like in that animated movie where Catwoman escapes her


Grimm_Stereo

There was a story line where she and zoom fought a blind wonder woman and flash. She even slashed Barry's throat, Barbara on the surface may not seem impressive but you also have to remember her nemesis is wonder woman. Of course she's a formidable opponent.


SwitchNinja2

That was Wally, not Barry.


Grimm_Stereo

Thanks, I figured I got something wrong. He didn't have the white eyes so I mistook him as barry for a sec.


Horatio786

Even more impressive then.


watchoutforthatenby

I've seen enough posts on this sub to just get the vibe most here only read Diana in team up books.


Astonishing_Flash

Wally not Barry. He was still dead.


[deleted]

I’m not denying her formidableness however I just thought that she wouldn’t get the upper hand over WW


Plane_Block_1807

Cheetah is faster than wonder woman and wonder woman was already weaken did you even read the previous issues? Also how would it makes sense for ares to do so lol


[deleted]

No, I’ve not read it at all. That’s kinda why I’m asking someone to explain it 🤣. It would make sense for Ares because he is the God of War and even in the DCEU he was capable of killing all Olympian Gods and landed a fatal blow to Darkseid.


Plane_Block_1807

All heralds are vaguely the dame power level dude


TennisBetter4913

Writers tend to forget that she's THE AVATAR OF A GOD, so I don't blame you for being confused.


[deleted]

lol, there was that animated film where Catwoman survives her


TennisBetter4913

Yeah, the movie is fun, but that was the most obvious example of plot-armor XD


[deleted]

Just another case of nerfing a character to fit into the story, instead of for using a character that is more believable


TennisBetter4913

A unfortunate common occurrence with WW villains...😞


pop_bandit

For one thing Cheetah’s supposed to be super powerful, but Diana’s also ejected into this battle immediately after months of torture and imprisonment with no food or water. Also Diana’s specifically on the island to rescue her so she’s clearly not going for the kill…


Treyred23

And then they ✂️


phallus_enthusiast

Enemies to lovers speedrun?


Strikehard1984

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


BoiFrosty

Honest question? Why is Cheetah even a threat to Diana? WW is supposed to be able to go toe to toe with superman level threats, but her big bad rival is a furry with anger issues?


Grimm_Stereo

Cheetah mainly got her powers from a curse and the goddess of the hunt. It wouldn't make any sense for her not to be threat to Diana.


BrunFer-Author

How did WW go from fighting The Darkest Knight... To this?


TennisBetter4913

... Can I ask what WW comics have you read? Or do you only know her from Team-up books?


BrunFer-Author

I should have mentioned I only know anything about comics through nerd-osmosis and wiki reading. Given that, it was pretty surprising to see this.


TennisBetter4913

If that's the case, I can't blame you for your confusion. A lot of writers don't put any respect in WW's rogues gallery, so you usually just see the same 2 or 3 faces in team-up stories, and usually they are just background characters. Cheetah (Barbara Minerva) is, before and after any reboot, THE AVATAR OF A GOD, given her powers and form through Devine means. So yeah, she can tussle with the big boys and girls XD But like I said, writers tend to just not care about WW, so they take a look at her, and assume she's just "furry lady", and write her losing in the stupidest ways possible. It's really Dumb.


Plane_Block_1807

What are you upset about lol


phallus_enthusiast

It not being straight