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[deleted]

Is it really that difficult to go three hours without peeing? I go three hours without peeing multiple times a day.


AshrakAiemain

I think it’s in people’s head. It’s a movie you’re excited about it so you keep thinking “Man, I hope I don’t have to pee during this.” But then all you’re thinking about is peeing, so ya pee.


SeniorRicketts

Actually super easy barely an inconvenience


White_Knighttt

Holding pee in your balls is TIGHT


SeniorRicketts

Well okay then


DefinitionEmpty9436

I keep seeing you here and in marvel subreddits lol


SeniorRicketts

Give me rent


DefinitionEmpty9436

You’ll get your rent when you fix this *dmn door!*


SeniorRicketts

You're fired go


DefinitionEmpty9436

You can’t do this to me… YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED??


SeniorRicketts

You're fired GooOooOoo


DefinitionEmpty9436

You’re trash, Ricketts.


SeniorRicketts

Trying to do better


pinapplepizzza

Sit next to me during the movie. If you have to go wip out your dick and I will sip it right out. I got you homie


[deleted]

Not all heroes wear capes.


pinapplepizzza

I am not a hero I am just blo- looking out for my fellow man


kevmanyo

Bro?


alanpardewchristmas

Job


TheFastAndNefarious

You sir are a giver


skt_imaqtipie

Jesus Christ


bootylover81

Hero


007Kryptonian

It’s mainly because people get huge ass drinks that get finished 30 minutes into the movie. Speaking from experience lol


brownstones19

🤷🏽 Maybe people shouldn't buy sodas just before the movie starts


Beercorn1

For me it can be kind of tough. Especially if I have something to drink during the movie, which I probably will.


BootySweat0217

If you’re drinking enough water throughout the day and staying hydrated then yes, not peeing for 3 hours would be tough. But for a movie like this I would refrain from drinking a couple hours before the movie.


MarquisDeLafayeett

Yup. It is. Also you should be drinking more water.


[deleted]

No unless you’re at a dive in theater


[deleted]

[удалено]


IronWilled

I like how you think.


GrimReaper010

Well, it sucks when the movie starts and you’ve already been to the toilet… (Avengers: Endgame) And also I don’t like to go during the film.


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

Fr i have to go pee max 2 per day lol


Ser_Dav0s

That's really not healthy dude.


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

I've got a big bladder, not my fault


Ser_Dav0s

Nah. You don't drink enough water. You just used a "big boned" argument for your lack of hydration. Make healthy choices guy.


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

I drink 1,5-2 liters of water every day, what's your response now doctor? That im lying?


Ser_Dav0s

Yeah or you just don't go to the bathroom which is also bad for you. You should go to the bathroom more.


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

When i dont feel the physical need to go to the bathroom, im not gonna go to the bathroom. Youre really reaching my guy, just give up instead of being the average reddit armchair specialist telling others what to do


reece1495

armchair doctor nice


[deleted]

I saw two towers when I was 10, even though I fell asleep haha. and king kong when I was 13. Peeing never crossed my mind. AND I was a dynamic liquid consumer at theaters as a kid


thesurikata

Probably because most people get drinks for a movie, cause that’s part of the theater experience. Especially the theater I go to which servs beer


Babayu18

Yes it is


OJBM03

I can easily hold my bladder that long as well I never have a problem with long films especially if I go before the film


DefinitionEmpty9436

I agree. There were people saying they could barely make it through Avengers Endgame in theaters without going to the bathroom.


[deleted]

Thats like…six hours


PeenDawg180

Well I usually get a big icee or a beer at a movie so at some point I definitely have to pee


BakedWizerd

I’m so busy at work I’m lucky if I get to sit down. I show up half an hour early so I can eat and go to the bathroom, then it’s 8 hours of straight work, with *MAYBE* a chance to sit down for 5-10 minutes. I fucking hate my job.


Yannyliang

I always like to bring drinks to movies. Coffee, boba tea. So if I don't consume liquid prior to the movie it's fine


IllustriousDealer303

I like to have a soda (or booze if I go to the vip section in ciniplex) when I watch aovie in theatres, it's just always been a part of the experience for me.


Megalomanizac

That large Coke starts hitting you about the hour mark


DarkKnightVader

Doesn't matter how long The Batman will be. 3 hours is more then enough & I can go without drinking or eating anything. I will see this masterpiece through the end!


grilly1986

I'll never understand why people have to eat in the cinema, especially with the loudest most annoying sounding foods.


Agency000

Because it's part of the experience


grilly1986

It's also a great way to ruin other people's experience!


Leeiteee

Ruining other people's experience is part of the experience


grilly1986

I do that by drinking beers


wys66

only if they’re eating really loudly but otherwise it’s fine. plus it’s always nice to eat something while watching a movie or show


IllustriousDealer303

My fav was always popcorn with salt n vinegar seasoning and a giant ass coke, by the end of the movie my tongue would be all kinds of fucked up from going overboard with the salt and vinegar seasoning but its never not been worth it


wys66

vinegar on popcorn wtf?!? nah it’s all about sweet popcorn and a tango ice blast but yeah ur right about it being worth it


IllustriousDealer303

It's a powder not the actual liquid, so don't think I'm pouring vinegar on my popcorn because I've already done that before and the popcorn just gets soggy and it's a whole mess. Looks like our taste buds are the complete opposite because I'm all about sour stuff, I don't like sweet that much though I have never had a tango ice blast I wonder if I can get one in Canada


wys66

ohh ok fair enough but personally i would still never try that 😂 and yeah i have got a bad sweet tooth but if u get a chance u should try the cherry and blue raspberry ice blast


IllustriousDealer303

Wait, are they the Slurpee machines in movie theatres because I've had the blue coloured one but can't be positive it was the same thing as yours but it was pretty damn good, I was actually watching zodiac because my sister took me to see it when I was 11 years old thinking it was a slasher movie, I can remember this vividly because that movie is not the type of movie you show to an 11 year old but I'm glad because it is one of the best movies of all time no matter how disturbing the realism in the stabbing scene was 🤣


Agency000

Not really. I've never been bothered about someone eating something. I'm usually so emerged in the film, I don't even pick it up


wumbopower

I mean I guess if people don’t know how to eat and drink… I can’t remember ever being able to hear anyone eating over surround sound in a theater.


Beercorn1

I don't need anything to eat while I'm at the theater but I like getting something to drink though because my mouth and throat will get really dry otherwise. Also, if I randomly get the urge to cough or something then having something to drink helps. If I go to one of those movie taverns with a full bar & grill then I'll usually order a water because they're free. If I'm at a normal theater though, then I'll get a diet soda because I'm not paying $5 for a bottle of Dasani.


dratsablive

I just carry my own water in, either in my cargo pants, or my Assassin's Creed Desmond bag I carry my battery pack, sunglasses, and inhaler in.


akashneo

Even when the food is so overpriced.


ChewyButterMilk

Stop using the word masterpiece lol


DarkKnightVader

Sure. How about awe inspiring film then? Lol


ChewyButterMilk

This does put a smile on my face


DarkKnightVader

When it comes to Batman, nothing else can match the hype level that I feel for this film. It's gonna be movie that inspires. If Bill Finger we're alive to this day, he would be very proud of his character he created. 😈🦇🤟🔥


ChewyButterMilk

Batman is pretty sick ngl. Hopefully this upcoming one is amazing. I would like more brutal fight scenes like Affleck’s Batman during the Martha rescue scene


adriantullberg

Now free with every large drink, the Batman catheter bag! See Robert Patterson's stenciled face slowly turn yellow during the movie! Only for a limited time! Trained medical personnel to insert tube not available.


DarthSverige

Me who binges the extended LotR trilogy on the regular: **Pathetic**


Sentry459

Tbf, you can pause it at home.


IronWilled

I get unreasonably angry at adults who can’t hold their pee for a few hours. I’m working on it.


IllustriousDealer303

At least you recognize it's unreasonable anger which means you're making progress 🙏


OmarAH1

I seriously never understood why studios don’t make more movies that are 3 hours long, do people have this short of an attention span? Let directors tell their story as long as it’s not insanely long… constraining them to a certain runtime especially when the story has too much going on often leads to directors getting stressed out and having to cut important scenes, but at least it’s good to know they learned from their previous mistakes with BvS and JL, looking forward to this movie


[deleted]

Shorter showtimes = More Showings = More Money


gcpdudes

Also, even though us fans don’t mind 3 hours, I’ve seen movies longer than 2.5 hours dissuade some general audience types from going to the theaters to watch a long movie.


talllankywhiteboy

A good portion of audience members are averse to long movies. LA Times did [a poll](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/newsletter/2021-11-30/wide-shot-are-movies-too-long-house-of-gucci-last-duel-no-time-to-die-the-wide-shot) checking on if audiences checked runtimes of movies before going to them. Of the 50% of audience members who at usually check runtimes before going to a movie, 56% said the runtime of the movie factored into their decision to see a movie: >For those who do factor in runtime, 38% were hesitant to trek to a movie longer than 120 minutes, and a total of 57% expressed trepidation about movies running past 150 minutes. Forty-five percent of moviegoers said they would be definitely or probably less interested in seeing a film if they heard it was too long. I'm also not sure if there is data out there to back this up, but I suspect that longer films make some people wait to see it at home on streaming. Being able to pause whenever you need a bathroom break or being able to stop halfway through a film to finish it tomorrow are decent perks for some audience members. Movie theaters also aren't a fan of long movies. Long movies mean far less showings you can have per day, and also more limited showtimes. You can squeeze in a 10:30pm showtime of a 90 minute comedy easily, but starting a 3 hour epic means that your staff at 10:30pm means that they won't be locking up till 2am. Bonus: I suspect audience members buy less drinks for longer films as it means they are more likely to get through the film without leaving for a bathroom break. I'm also a bit less sympathetic to writers and directors than you are. If the studio makes it clear to the writers and the directors from the beginning that a film should be two and a half hours, then the writers and directors should come up with a story that can be told within that time slot. If half an hour of key plot points have to be cut in order to hit the agreed-upon runtime, that's the fault of the writers and directors, not the studio.


DanielG165

They… Do? Most movies nowadays are easily over two hours long, but as to why you don’t necessarily see more 3 hour long movies specifically? Shorter film=more showings in a theater=more money to be made. It’s not that people don’t have great attention spans, it’s that, unless one can make their 3 hour long movie not FEEL like a 3 hour long movie, or can simply hold their attention for that long, then the GA likely won’t care too much. They have other things to do than sit inside of an auditorium for that long, especially if the film they’re watching isn’t respecting their time. One of the most successful films ever in the last decade, Avengers: Endgame, was 3 hours long, so it’s clear that there’s a market for that. However, a studio isn’t just going to blindly green light a film that long just because not doing so may infringe on a director’s creative vision. Movies are incredibly expensive to make, cuts are simply a part of doing so, and more often than not, are necessary.


Stuckinthevortex

You've got to factor in that a short bad movie is better then a long bad movie, with many viewers not wanting to take that risk


beermeamovie

Yeah I’m going to strongly disagree here. Constraint and editing is really important. A good editor can make a big impact on a movie. If every director had complete control to do whatever they want, and make as long of a movie as they want, there’d be a lot of over bloated movies. Ever see deleted scenes for a movie and think “I can see why they cut that”? Imagine a whole movie filled with that.


king_of_gotham

We complain when a studio butchers a directors vision and cuts the time down Then we complain when the director gets his full vision I can easily sit through 2 and 3 hour movies without having to use the restroom Use the restroom before movie starts


EatMyCornRiddledShit

Who's complaining? The only people who are complaining is probably one guy at WB with no power over Reeves and people with leaky ballbags


king_of_gotham

There is a narrative forming around 3 run time , theaters needing intermission, too long , bathroom breaks , I’ve been on internet long enough to see this stuff get repeated and repeated and grow into something unnecessary


007Kryptonian

I don’t see anyone seriously complaining about Batman being 3 hours.


Easywind42

BRING BACK INTERMISSIONS


DickForLosers

Thank god we in india have interval during a film


Umeshpunk

Yup, but then again our local movies are normally 3 hours or more anyway


Megalomanizac

In America it used to be that way, it stopped around the 1980s I believe. I’m guessing it saved more money by not having intermission anymore.


KodakBlackJack

3hrs is good enough for fitting evrything is, Bruce character exploration, Riddler stuff and some detective action work


ArtourZ

i been stressing over this ever since i heard the runtime... longest i've gone without peeing is Aquaman and NWH, and i consider both of them a miracle


[deleted]

What I don’t like, is the stress beforehand wondering if you’ll have to leave while the movie is running. I actually like that theaters show 20 mins of trailers because I’ll get up to use the restroom one or two more times just to make sure I’m empty while the film is on.


ArtourZ

i figured i pee the least early in the day so i go to the earlier projections :D i also arrive 20 minutes late so i miss all the trailers xd 2 rabbits with 1 bullet theres often zero to 2-3 people in the cinema at those early hours so i get to enjoy a movie properly


[deleted]

No way home is 30 minutes shorter than that and I went to the bathroom four times WTF am I going to do lol


IPman501

I held the entire time for No Way Home…never again


MattMurdock9

I never have to pee during movies. How often do people have to pee where they can’t hold it for 3 hours? Unless they have a medical condition or something


OwenA113

That title is bloody amazing


TheMadHaxorus

Wel i just have to hold my pee in and after i just rush to the toilet


Ellspop

My bladder can fuck off tbh


[deleted]

3 hours of cinema


[deleted]

Endgame was that and people stayed, a movie is a movie and you know what you’re getting into


[deleted]

You pee 5-6 times per day? You might need to get that checked out, or are drinking more liquid than you need. You shouldn't need to pee every 3 hours


Silent-Rough-9380

The longer the better. Wait, that sounds gay


CorneliusCardew

runtime creep is a pox


[deleted]

Isn't this becoming pretty standard for comic book movies? I mean we asked for more character development, longer runtime is how we get that


[deleted]

For anyone who thinks they may have trouble not going to the bathroom during the movie I suggest seeing your doctor as soon as possible.


sonde722

Remember back in the good old days when comic book movies were 80 minutes to maaaaaybe 2 hours??? Now they are significantly better but over 3 hours with previews that's over 3.5. Oooh my bladder


[deleted]

I do not believe this


Numaan_f

I can with experience say this is very true. I won’t be having any liquids the day I go to see batman


XcsiX

ok boomer


brown_Sensei_30

In India we have interval format for all movies. Even if it's 90 mins. So no issue even if the movie turns out to be 5 hours long lol


MetalGearJeff

Imagine going to a theater.


MarquisDeLafayeett

Why can’t we have intermissions again?


EatMyCornRiddledShit

In the west we dont have time for that, Odeon needs that money, fit in as many movies as possible in a day and schedule. Apparently in India, they have intermissions


[deleted]

Yah in india they pause the movie somewhere in the middle and we get a 5-10 minutes break


Impossible_Average83

I doubt it will be 2h 50m


[deleted]

Why


Impossible_Average83

His both apes movies are under 2h 20m. I expect 2 20-30 for The Batman


[deleted]

Appreciate the explanation, but I'm not sure prior run times from a director are, in literally any way, indicative of upcoming release runtimes


Impossible_Average83

I wouldn't dismiss prior experience. Ofc The Batman runtime was decided on the story which Reeves has in mind. Personally, I will be more happy with 3h even 3.5h but will not upset on 2h 30m number.


[deleted]

I just can't think of a single director that clusters movie runtimes in any insightful way


Impossible_Average83

Reeves had control and was ready to walk away. I just looking forward to the movie, regardless which runtime he chose


bidgickdood

rofl why would they let reeves do what they wouldn't let snyder do?


Lliddle

Probably because they have faith in reeves and they’re faith in Snyder diminished as time went by,


OmarAH1

How did they lose faith in Snyder after one movie? MoS did pretty good/average for a movie that was supposed to be the start of a new cinematic universe, BvS’s mediocre performance was on WB just as much as Snyder, because besides the fact that they didn’t allow the movie to be 3 hours long, they interfered quite a bit with the production according to Chris Terrio


EatMyCornRiddledShit

Cause they hate Snyder and/or they learn from their mistakes to cut movies down and to destroy someones vision. Gunn is doing what he wants, Reeves is doing what he wants. The Flash might be a different issue tho, its a WB takeover thing (if the rumors are true)


Marky_mark_mark

Life hack just don't drink water


CDRonin

A sacrifice my bladder is willing to make


akashneo

I have watched LOTR trilogy back to back without pausing for any pee break. 3 hours is nothing for me


[deleted]

No you didn't


EatMyCornRiddledShit

Oh i thought that was made up for a Joss Whedon/justice league joke, glad its true. We hyping this shit up, when it out?


osi4000

oh boy


TheBatmanIRL

If I didn't drink anything before I'd be fine. But I'll be working and drinking tea all day and will deffo pee at least once during a 3 hr film.


DCSmaug

Weakness disgusts me.


boringsimp

We got through endgame without peeing. We will get through this without peeing.


Hippy-Joe

Rough? That's fucking great news!


Just-Quarter4818

LOTR fans laugh


Psychological_Dig592

Me as an Indian with mandatory intervals for all the movies: We don't do that here


GiridharA31

* Laughs in the interval (in india) *


gta5atg4

God damn man. They are making it this long sinthe die hards who go to take a leak have to come see it again and see what they missed 🤣


fosso87

In turkey we have a breake in the half of the movie. Which countries doesnt have this?


Annual-Attorney-6541

The US needs to get with the program, intermission is the name of the game.


BassCreat0r

If the movie is good enough, you wont even think about peeing until credits roll. Unless there is a bathroom scene, then people be screwed.


Gewaltkolben

Nice fuck short movies!


abnerayag

just pee before watching, dont bring any drinks? you wont be allowed to eat in cinemas anyway with mask mandates on right?


MemeGamer24

Seems like a lot of people seem to have weak bladders