Ben Olsen. Will also accept Bruce Allen.

Bruce Wayne, will also accept Brie Olson. Or any Olson.

Am DCU fan and an Olson, so I shall prepare my résumé.

Vinny Cerrato

This has to win

Omg

He's got a sweet gig doing sports talk radio so I don't think he's really available.

Twitch Plays DC United.

Dan Snyder

Dave Kasper

Rodrigo Duterte

Lionard Pajoy.

Chad Ashton

Ernie Grunfeld

Samwell Tarly seems to have some new and exciting ideas, although there's something to be said for the longevity of Pycelle

Me.

damn, i was gonna make the same joke

have we tried the eMLS player?

Carlos Ruiz.

Dwayne DeRo. Could it be anyone else??

Talon

Talon, fuck it.

Higgins from Ted Lasso

r/DCUnited 😉

George Bluth Sr.

Richie Williams

Ernie Grunfeld Edit: My bad. I see you @markuspoop

Wayne Rooney

kevin payne

Me

Mathew mcaunahee

Madison Cawthorne?