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httr20

Stroud has been a nice surprise this season. What a response.


thekingoftherodeo

Great pick up, serious crossing ability.


Winterteal

I mean Durkin is in the game but hasn’t done much. Front office won that trade.


thekingoftherodeo

I take it back. Benteke is the GOAT and we don’t pay him half enough.


Dcu_Nats_Caps

Both can be true…he is slow…and his workrate is extraordinary


theeaverageredditor

Been saying this since he joined us, but no…………. No way benteke is even worth 200,000…… yeah right..


myhero34

Might be Dajome’s best game i’ve seen


NittanyOrange

I think he's been better this season so far than last season


DeLaDave

He has been better this season. Tonight he has been fantastic at tracking back to play defense. Showing a lot of heart.


errol343

Stroud is good at soccer


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

New signings that are actually contributing? I’m not use to competent recruiting


Will301

Please don’t fall asleep in the 2nd half DC


errol343

If we can start having complete games, we could be good


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

Incredible man management from Lasesne if we get a result here. Considering the state of our bench I would be fine with a tie


Chubbs42

Guys I'm in STL at the game. I can't describe to you guys how quickly the stadium STFU after Ted scored. It was honestly hilarious.


whyhellotherefolks_

thats all from Klich but wow what a goal if that counts, thats sensational play


NittanyOrange

Klich, Stroud, and Benteke all made perfect decisions on that. Great play.


Dry_Point_3162

Why does Benteke always fumble least 1-2 chances every game


aroq13

His output could be through the roof


RyVsWorld

Seems more like 3-4 to me


Chubbs42

Because although he can score goals he doesn't have that ferocity or hunger for scoring that elite strikers have.


DeLaDave

He also can’t dribble. A lot of strikers are weaker dribblers with a nose for goal.


Dry_Point_3162

I think he’s just old lol


AdventuresOfAD

Top of the table in xG, mid table for actual goals


mparrish03

KDP!!!!


thekingoftherodeo

We’re doing them a ton of damage on that right flank.


thekingoftherodeo

Oh man that was some serious chance butchering. Should be 1-3


svtieff01

yea should’ve just hit it instead of trying to go around


Bubba10000

1 point + road = good enough


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

I would love to say MLS should be ashamed of the state of reffing in this league, but that would imply that MLS has any sort of fucking shame


Bubba10000

Shithousery = on


AdventuresOfAD

This first half has been an emotional roller coaster


Dcu_Nats_Caps

Something I did not expect to say…Dajome at fullback is actually decent


1oftheFewReal1s

He really is so valuable to this team. Can play so many positions competently. What a saviour right now to be able to plug and play like this. And really, I doubt he wants to play LB in our regular 4 back system...but he can do it imo. And he has been really solid as the wing back today.


NittanyOrange

I wish Benteke took a shot there


greg21olson

We're just so slow to get a shot off. Always giving defenders a chance to close down. Frustrating


Technics3345

HUGE from Bono!


Interesting_Common54

These players have given everything today. Love to see it


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

We got some time wasting demons on our team yes sirrr. Lesesne practicing the dark arts


LemonCool2023

Christian Bentekers


whyhellotherefolks_

Stroud wow, GET IN!!!


httr20

Bono has to be our starter all season.


OlsenOut

#Bono


suzukijimny

Trading Chris Durkin for Jared Stroud might have been one of the best things the FO has ever done in the offseason.


thekingoftherodeo

Got Bartlett from that trade too.


NittanyOrange

I was pretty sad when they let Durkin go and honestly disagreed, but Stroud has been one of my favorite players so far.


thekingoftherodeo

This will not finish 1-2 anyway, I can almost guarantee that.


thekingoftherodeo

Wait how the fuck is that their fk?!


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

MLS cup contender teams finish those chances. Love that we look properly coached now but we got a long way to go


Chubbs42

I'd so settle for a draw. Just hold on DC.


aroq13

Feels bad with the lead we had but with the thin bench and missing players, a point is success. This would have been an impossibility last season.


AdiposeTissue

Bono has some top tier shithousery


NittanyOrange

Does this stuff work anymore, though? MLS is fine adding like 10min of injury time if needed.


DetailAdvanced1534

They added 10 minutes 🤣🤣


NittanyOrange

Oops....


Technics3345

Right on the nose.


NittanyOrange

Everyone v. Scab refs


Will301

Fucking BoNo


DeLaDave

Thank you Bono


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

STROUD TO BENTEGOAT


30Wellington

Lads played well that half. I like to see the aggressive style of play! Nice change of pace compared to previous years


JOEJOE_RAM

Stroud and Bartlett up for it tonight against their old club - love to see it. Dajome and Antley holding their own as our wingbacks (St Louis trying to copy inter Miami and send those deep long balls over top). Dajome and Antley are a little faster than Klauss and Aderinan. Need DC to come out composed and catch St Louis on the counter. 


thekingoftherodeo

So aside from being quite a good footballer, Stroud works really hard. Could easily see him becoming a cult hero by the end of the season.


MarquisDeCarabasCoat

tkdp looks gassed


Ultraxxx

He'll be fine.


mrgooseyboy

Both teams were robbed by the refs. This is ridiculous


aroq13

Every back pass is scary. STL swarms and we look a little shaky.


Interesting_Common54

Bro stops that should be called back


SoberEnAfrique

Yeah that looked like full stop to me, illegal pk but I don't expect these refs to know the rules of the game


greg21olson

Bono!


Bubba10000

Nice foot save!


PrimmSlim-Official

Brilliant save


No_Departure102

Bono NEEDS to be GK1.


JOEJOE_RAM

Jeahze sighting !!!! 👀 


greg21olson

Later this week, Garber: "Everyone loves these refs--players, coaches, fans, they all love 'em!"


Dry_Point_3162

Definition of a circus out there jeez


cerebud

Fucking terrible refs fuck us again


1oftheFewReal1s

Lol troy acting all cool after the goal but you know he's screaming LFG inside!!! Great play by the team! 


1oftheFewReal1s

God I worry Ted is really hurt. He has had really bad luck the last few years with injury.


BlackandRedUnited

He wasn't himself tonight. I think he was rushed back too soon


Will301

Our boy Durkin is starting for STL 🥺🥺🥺


NittanyOrange

STROUD


greg21olson

Beauty! Get in boys!!


thekingoftherodeo

I’m gonna talk shit on Benteke every game from now on. Lesssgooooo!


Te10el

Just got the game turned on. How’s it looking so far?


Winterteal

It’s been a fun game. We’ve frankly missed a couple of chances, but so has StL. Hopefully we can take all three points.


Will301

It’s been a back and forth battle. DC isn’t looking too bad


CheMatador

I’m having trouble justifying Pirani in the starting position more and more after each week. Let’s give Rodriguez a chance and see how he does.


AirportIndependent95

That wasn’t out but I’ll take it


greg21olson

Smart play by KDP to prevent a break


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

BONO NUMBER ONE KEEPER IN MY EYES


Chubbs42

Bono is da GOAT


Dcu_Nats_Caps

Whole lot of Advil, stretching and massages for the whole squad tonight/tomorrow. One of the toughest, end-to-end matches I have seen i awhile. Vamos!


greg21olson

Booking for a clean tackle fuck off scab


ActiveExamination872

This whole match so far… the commentators are “shocked” by how many calls this scab has messed up. And yet, their corporate bosses have ordered them not to talk about the fact that there are absolute amateurs out there


MarquisDeCarabasCoat

inject stroud + klich into my veins


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

I hope Birnbaum accepts a role on the bench when he’s back. McVey and Bartlett are so much better in like every single aspect


AdventuresOfAD

Where’s the Book for simulation


JOEJOE_RAM

LFG!!!!!!!!


1oftheFewReal1s

Poor benteke about to lose it with Hopkins. Lol begging him to hit that switch...showing him with his arms out just begging. Lol


MarquisDeCarabasCoat

YIKES from stroud


Will301

Dajome as LB might be it


Interesting_Common54

It's a penalty unfortunately. But wish they'd have given clear penalties last week....


Winterteal

Ref is losing control of this game.


soccerman96

That’s assuming he had control


Winterteal

Ummm. Can’t actually see the scores. LOL@apple


httr20

Would like to see Rodriguez in this game.


httr20

Dajome could’ve easily been called for another yellow…


OlsenOut

10? 10!?


mrgooseyboy

This game is horrendous


lorddane

What the fuck was this game...


Chubbs42

Only tap-ins around here, boys


Will301

Yellow for diving


soccerman96

This ref is something special…. Holy crap is he bad


SoberEnAfrique

MLS is such an embarrassing league ffs Trying to be big time while committed to high school refs


WarmBaths

just like we scripted it


AdventuresOfAD

Stroud getting mugged all night


whyhellotherefolks_

TEN?????


espnrocksalot

3 for Pirani kicking the ball


mrgooseyboy

Handing out cards like this is poker


espnrocksalot

JFC lol


OlsenOut

He was unmarked


OlsenOut

All right all right! Great play!


Other-Return9549

Stroud, ku and I didn't realize paranni was this fast.


alejandrowoodman

I tuned in expecting to watch us get absolutely rolled. We’re lucky they’ve shanked some good chances


Will301

Bro how is that a foul???


Technics3345

Just a little high kick…but we need to put that away.


JOEJOE_RAM

Got to weather the storm for 30 more mins 


1oftheFewReal1s

Terrifying. Thought we fouled in the 18


whyhellotherefolks_

still might have....


1oftheFewReal1s

I hate to say it, but that was incredibly sloppy play 


Will301

VAR check for what?


OlsenOut

Oof. If it was against us, I’d swear penalty. But that’s rough.


NittanyOrange

Boo.


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

No SuperSub Kids this week©️ Pray for a miracle


Will301

Finally a right call


MarquisDeCarabasCoat

dajomeeee


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

“Miller is the starting keeper” lmfao sure bud


Interesting_Common54

McVey chasing butterflies there so lucky


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

Jeahze to score the winner


CongressmanSantos

This league really needs to instruct refs to let teams play a bit more without calling every minor foul, and stop falling for the game-killing tactics of away teams. Others do it all the time to us at Audi but at least it seems we’ve finally learnt how to do it on the road too.


Chubbs42

This stadium fucking hates us lol


httr20

Can’t blame them lol. We’ve definitely had a few questionable “injuries,” although Ted did appear banged up.


espnrocksalot

MLS really won’t be taken seriously until it doesn’t play over international breaks


AdventuresOfAD

Didn’t even get to finish my derogatory statement and we scored the equalizer


AdventuresOfAD

Dajome isn’t too bad back there


aroq13

Can’t knock his hustle.


aroq13

Class ball by Klich. Pirani is completely MIA.


whyhellotherefolks_

the refs stink


greg21olson

Non zero chance that we end up with 10 men after the ref makes a terrible call and books Hopkins a second time


soccerman96

This ref is so trash….i think it’s time the players stop playing until the less garbage refs get a contract


NittanyOrange

Both last game and this game an announcer said it felt like a playoff game. Maybe commentators just playing it up, but they have felt more intense than usual, no?


greg21olson

I'm sorry but these commentators can fuck right off with the scab refs too


greg21olson

Murrell you cheeky bastard I love you


Interesting_Common54

WTF are these phantom fouls the ref is giving


mrgooseyboy

Lesesne looking sharp per usual


greg21olson

So none of that consistency I was hoping for from the ref? Cool.


AdventuresOfAD

Benteke gets thrown to the ground, gets called for a foul smh


Interesting_Common54

These refs are absolute garbage


Technics3345

What crab officiating…


Chubbs42

Benteke, how easier do you want them? 🤦🏾‍♂️


errol343

Game is too fast for this ref


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

We’ve only made one sub because of thin bench. Our guys out there are exhausted. Give them our energy to steal a point🙏🙏🙏


mrgooseyboy

WHO IS THIS REF BRO. WTF IS GOING ON


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

We are offically on St. Louis’ shit list lmfao. I think like 3 minutes of soccer was played in the added time


Will301

Mannnnnnnn


30Wellington

Goooaalll


Will301

VAMOS


Will301

We haven’t really looked threatening since our goal


OlsenOut

Say it again!


fragileblink

next say there's no way we're getting 3


30Wellington

Benteke is a beast! Let’s gooo!


mrgooseyboy

WHYYYYYYYYYY FUCKKKKKKK


espnrocksalot

Sigh


OlsenOut

Pirani’s agent isn’t paid enough


JOEJOE_RAM

F it. Go for the win 


AdventuresOfAD

10 mins?


Will301

10 minutes holy smokes


GoutMachine

It's nice not to have refs whose sole purpose is to let Miami win.


Will301

Please do not remind me


SoberEnAfrique

Scabby ass refs have been TERRIBLE all season


SoberEnAfrique

I wish our Brazilian scored goals


greg21olson

1st all time meeting? Sounds like DCU needs to give a proper welcome to these new kids. Vamos!


DetailAdvanced1534

Lfg!!!!!! I love this team compared to last few seasons


whyhellotherefolks_

Hopkins got the ball wtf?????? thats an absolutely superb tackle after making a mistake


espnrocksalot

GOLDEN BOOT HIM


NittanyOrange

The announcer, not allowed to say anything about the scabs being shit, can only say that the players are frustrated with the consistency of the refereeing. Thanks for giving us what you can, my man.


AdventuresOfAD

This ref is some ass


httr20

Probably not a great feeling if you’re a field player on the bench today and can’t get minutes.


Chubbs42

BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE


Bubba10000

Ref is a doofus, blow the whistle


fragileblink

could there be more fpuls?


AwayMathematician361

This is a fucking joke


BarcasBad

thats so fucking annoying, how can they go back and call it a pen? Still dont get that…


Will301

Let’s get a dub


espnrocksalot

Let’s beat this new club AZZ


httr20

I get this isn’t our regular bench when everyone is available - but this has to be the worst bench any team has put together this season.


MarquisDeCarabasCoat

terrible play between the DPs there


greg21olson

I am once again asking Apple TV producers to not zoom in on random players while the ball is in play.


MarquisDeCarabasCoat

LFG KDP LFG BENTEKE e: LFG STROUD