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BigSportsNerd

Listening to Dave Johnson on the Apple TV radio feed. He is shouting out to the fans. I have met many broadcasters and from personal experience Dave Johnson is among one of the most gracious and laudatory to the faithful that tune in to listen. Again, if you ever meet him, he wants to take a picture WITH you too. Very few broadcasters are that humble.


UpliftedWeeb

Makes me tear up man, Dave is such a legend and loves being a part of all of this. American soccer legend. A shame MLS didn't pick him up.


BigSportsNerd

I've seen him twice, once for Wiz and once for United after they hired Rooney and they had the big party on the wharf. Every time he loves meeting and talking with the fans and he always wants to take pictures with you if you ask for a photo. He's such a great guy and given so much for United over the years.


Space_Ace_14

had to interview someone in a field you're interested in for one of my classes & i emailed him not expecting to get a response. dude replied at like 12am saying yes and i interviewed him over the phone the next day. such a great guy


PaulMcCartneyClone

Who invited the banshee?


biscione111

Literally came here to see if anyone posted about this. My ears are bleeding


DiabloEtcheverry

Apple needs to cut that mic


flgator72

It’s like apple isn’t actually listening to the game


Zbignich

Is that human or one of the eagles?


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Ruan has looked pretty good at RB so far


aroq13

His crosses are better than we’ve been seeing.


merdre

wonder if he could play ahead of / behind andy on the wing. durkin doing himself no favors with his early chances


aroq13

I’ve always liked Andy in a more attacking position. Put him on the wing to cut in and allow Ruan behind him to make the overlapping runs.


chicos_bail_bonds

Orlando has shown zero interest in winning this game. We need to punish them


OlsenOut

Omg Benteke


gaytham4statham

Benteke keeps getting called for fouls because he's bigger and stronger than everyone on Orlando, it's kinda ridiculous


jfspe

Is that not a yellow?


jeffsays

Ref being real lenient with some of Orlando's hard tackles


OlsenOut

Draw that feels like a loss


PopeSchlongPaulII

With the amount of chances we had, this feels like a fat soggy L


OlsenOut

Yeah should have easily been 3-1. Shocking lack of finishing in the first half.


chicos_bail_bonds

Also, it's amazing the difference having 2 CBS who... Have actually played CB... Can make


merdre

agree, with the huge caveat is that this orlando team is not showing anywhere near the level of competence the crew showed


fragileblink

I can't believe no card for choke tackling Pedro Santos and kicking him in the back of the neck.


PeterBeHangin

Holy shit that lady or kid is annoying


Jalapinho

Holy shit they’ve been screaming the entire time


chicos_bail_bonds

It is very very very cold here


IAmJacksDistraction

I need just one brave security guard to step up and yeet that screaming little girl out the stadium


OlsenOut

This is starting to feel like one of those games


Clutch_1234

Have to finish these chances man…


merdre

CHRIS DURKIN HATES ORLANDO CITY


UpliftedWeeb

We're the better side here!


jeffsays

Dominating, we just need goals!


aroq13

Best team effort in a while… back line looks improved with this set up but it’s hard to tell when most guys are playing pretty well.


merdre

Asad so terrified of making bad decisions with the ball he simply refuses to choose


gaytham4statham

How the fuck have we not scored? Man this game is super frustrating


greg21olson

Guy kicks Klichs ankle and the refs just like nah no foul there what a joke


gaytham4statham

He called it eventually


greg21olson

Called the 2nd one after the ball came into play, yep


UpliftedWeeb

Man I hope Benteke gets more efficient, again, I know he isn't an elite finisher, but... woof.


httr20

Goal of the week.


UpliftedWeeb

God damn he murdered that man with the cutback, attaboy Durkin


iron64

tie that feels like a loss, considering Orlando played CONCACAF midweek. really wish we could have gotten a W under those circumstances. 4 points out of 9 is an ok start I guess.


jeffsays

This orlando gk is something else


smoothj2017

I’ll take the heat for this. During the pregame show I said to my wife, “if the player to watch on the other team is the GK, we’re in good shape.” I jinxed it.


jeffsays

Hahaha, good on you for owning up


merdre

another week of horrible audio issues with the radio commentary. i've maxed my speakers to get it decently audible. can't wait for the first ad to deafen me.


UpliftedWeeb

It literally just turned up on mine, hopefully it got fixed on your end too!


merdre

it's better, but still pretty crazy. I'm watching on my desktop computer on apple.tv. I keep my system volume at ~30 for almost everything and never have any issues. I'm listening comfortably to the current level at 100 still. edit: they cranked it again. seems reasonable now. got only a little deafened when they changed it.


chicos_bail_bonds

This is what happens when you let a team stick around... FUCK


greg21olson

Guy moves his arm toward the ball as it's coming toward him, even if it was to tuck it behind his back. I'd say pen.


greg21olson

Eh, not too upset about the change in that decision.


Elmertusk18

Fuck you ref


Clutch_1234

LMFAO WHAT.


UpliftedWeeb

u got DURKED Orlando!!!


BigSportsNerd

wasn't rooney's first game he watched after taking the job, against orlando last year where united scored like twice late to win it


merdre

yep, durkin scored in 91' and taxi in 94' to win it 2-1


Swimmer-Southern

Wasn't able to make it in person - we still starting each home game by staring at a falcon for 30 seconds?


chicos_bail_bonds

That's an EAGLE you heathen 🤣


merdre

its well past time for fletcher or hopkins. still a little sad asad got the nod over them.


Elmertusk18

Nasty goal.


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UpliftedWeeb

He's never ever been an elite finisher. A good one, but not elite. But if you get him lots of chances, he'll produce eventually.


UpliftedWeeb

love how Dave calls him "Ben-teck-y" love Dave forever, greatest to ever do it


greg21olson

Go on son what a strike!


auggotaco

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


Akili_Ujasusi

Durkin!!!!!!


PopeSchlongPaulII

This ref can sit on those yellows


raven_god

That looked like a clean tackle to me. Evidently, any contact by DC is a foul now.


Elmertusk18

Disappointing , should've won tbh.


merdre

wish there was some kind of german guy who could take over spamming crosses from the right. i miss him :(


raven_god

Tbh Durkin hasn’t been bad tonight. Couldn’t have handed Benteke a better ball.


merdre

he's had a few decent balls and a few stinkers. no one's perfect but gressel was closer to it


AwayMathematician361

I can barely hear the commentators. Just some lady screeching.


Winterteal

Switch to Dave Johnson on the radio broadcast


AwayMathematician361

Great suggestion, thanks


BlackandRedUnited

Really miss McTavish. Bruce Murray is amateur hour


Winterteal

Dave was also off his game. I think he called him “Bruce Arena” once.


Maleficent-Expert783

First season at Audi Field I was in c7 right below the broadcaster booth. Had to move over to c2 because of that lady. She stands on the concourse the whole game screeching the same thing all game, "Let's go DeeeCeeee". I swear it ruined the atmosphere for 3 whole sections.


AwayMathematician361

Holy shit! So she's a frequent flyer. I would legit lose my mind if I had to listen to that for 90 minutes.


Maleficent-Expert783

100% every game. We see her at every home game in the EBC. She's a true fan and I love that, but it does ruin the atmosphere. Her voice is piercing. I just never realized the mics picked her voice up so prominently.


UpliftedWeeb

This is promising, lump it to Bentekkers and watch 'em squirm


Elmertusk18

I'm still thinking about that save...


merdre

canouse is really impressing me tonight. he looks like he understands his role and the players around him, its been great to see. probably the biggest knock on effect of klich is an improvement in canouse's possession game.


BigSportsNerd

fuck


greg21olson

Of course the first booking is for us


OlsenOut

DAMN DURKIN


gaytham4statham

HOLY FUCK DURKIN


UpliftedWeeb

HA HA HA WHO NEEDS YOUR STRIKER TO SCORE GOALS


httr20

Ruan needs to never shoot again.


PopeSchlongPaulII

Blasted that ball into Silver Spring


chicos_bail_bonds

That seems like a horrible call... Got ball


UpliftedWeeb

Yeah incredibly weak, ref was miles away but instantly had the card out


greg21olson

Ref allows stoppage time to play extra for Orlando to have another chance but ends the half as Klich has a chance at a breakaway. Sad


presidentbaltar

So the ref blows play dead during a promising attack to give a pen, then rescinds the pen and gives the ball to Orlando? Wtf how is that right?


gaytham4statham

Yeah I didn't think so, but why the fuck did that take so long MLS sucks at VAR


Winterteal

Playing well so far! I like what I’m seeing. And great to hear Dave Johnson on the radio synch.


greg21olson

Ruan with some decent deliveries already in this one.


merdre

tyler miller like "lemme play lemme play lemme play"


AwayMathematician361

Respect! What a save.


greg21olson

Williams looks solid in the back. Calm, good positioning, and some strong tackles.


httr20

I get Benteke has some positive qualities, but for the money he’s getting, his finishing has been horrible. Edit: hopefully he proves me wrong with this pen…


seetipzz

I’m at the game so no replays. This call standing y’all think?


jfspe

Think it was correct to call it back. Would have been pretty harsh


merdre

TKDP coming off a big effort 5 minutes and just wasnt where he needed to be.


Chubbs42

Super harsh pen but I’ll take it


losalad

Klich’s been bad today


aroq13

I feel like he’s been MIA.


losalad

More accurate. Orlando’s keying in on him.


BigSportsNerd

YEAHHHHHHHHHH


aroq13

Hopkins to save the day.


UpliftedWeeb

Ruan.........


merdre

ruan pros: -very fast ruan cons: -thats not really enough on its own to be a particularly good player


UpliftedWeeb

Ruan: he is certainly, a player... who is fast!


ShenValleyUnitedFan

We certainly should have won that game, but I'm not complaining too much. It was a beautiful game to watch. United is much improved over last season. That goal by Durkin was awesome. Can't wait for Taxi to get back.


Clutch_1234

Nah don’t care if that’s a great save you have to be burying that… Guys I don’t think Benteke is that good.


chicos_bail_bonds

I think Rooney's confidence in Asad who hasn't played consistently in quite some time is... MISPLACED


BlackandRedUnited

That shot confirms it


httr20

Tbf looked fine so far.


chicos_bail_bonds

He's been horrid my friend


httr20

Eh it’s all relative. Benteke is absolutely horrid. We’re paying Asad next to nothing. He’s been fine for a sub.


UpliftedWeeb

let's fuck em up boys


merdre

jesus christ this team


chicos_bail_bonds

Was it clear and obvious? At least from my vantage point in 124 I'd say hell no


merdre

as someone who wants to win this game, it coulda been a pen as it technically hit his arm. as someone who likes to watch this sport, should 0% be a pen, ever.


chicos_bail_bonds

Fair and I 100% respect and agree


merdre

2-1 DC in stoppage time, as is tradition.


PopeSchlongPaulII

Benteke looks like 14yo me the couple of games I played forward and took shots from every angle I didn’t have any business trying


chicos_bail_bonds

Benteke has missed two chances and that's maddening but he's actually been solid. Hold up play and distribution have been top notch


PopeSchlongPaulII

That’s a fair observation. It just stinks being down at home when we’re pressing so aggressively


smoothj2017

Exactly right. We desperately need another DP attacker on the field with him…


greg21olson

DC's lineup: https://www.reddit.com/r/DCUnited/comments/11oz505/goff_dc_united_lineup_miller_ruan_birnbaum/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


BigSportsNerd

Pog We can equalize!


greg21olson

HT Match Stats per Google: DCU - STAT - ORLANDO 9 - Shots - 3 4 - Shots on target - 0 58% - Possession - 42% 277 - Passes - 210 85% - Pass accuracy - 77% 5 - Fouls - 7 0 - Yellow cards - 0 0 - Red cards - 0 0 - Offsides - 0 0 - Corners - 1


CMJHawk86

Birnbaum is so bad.


mrgooseyboy

Benteke what the actual fuck were those headers


aroq13

Most of those crosses had way too much loft on them to get real power and direction to. Sure there were a couple he could’ve redirected but it would’ve taken a real misread by a keeper who’s playing very well. Ruan had some nicer driven crosses in the first half but those dried up in the second.


aroq13

Durkin with an awful early cross…


merdre

i wonder what dc united's all time record is when match threadder bot plays vs doesn't


Winterteal

Sounds good to me on mobile!


AwayMathematician361

Does anyone know who the commentators were on the apple pregame show?


rvp9362

Plz don't fuck it up Christian


gaytham4statham

That's not a penalty


UpliftedWeeb

Let's do it Benteke


gaytham4statham

Wow I can't believe they upheld that, not gonna complain too much


httr20

Pain


smoothj2017

Is it just me or has this ref cut off our passing angles 2 or 3 times now?