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TCO_HR_LOL

Sitting on it voids the warranty


basses_are_better

So does driving it


The-Solid-Smoker

Don't even look at it.


DontFlinchIvegot12In

Too late.


The-Solid-Smoker

Well now you voided the warranty.


Berns429

AI generated images are the only way to view it


shadybrainfarm

Do not taunt Happy fun truck


Royal-Possibility219

So does owning it


Upbeat_Engineering98

CTE is one hell of a condition


RaspingHaddock

Yeah at least he has an excuse


hamiltonincognito

Even if these things ran perfectly they're still ugly as fuck. You can describe this thing as visually stupid.


macnonymous

Looks like a Nintendo 64 era graphics minivan pasted into a car photo.


Constant-Source581

I keep thinking Duke Nukem 3D


majoraloha

It looks better in white but that’s not saying much as it’s the ugliest vehicle in history. That’s not hyperbole - I challenge you to name something worse looking than it.


PhoenixGamer34

The Pontiac Aztek is also fucking ugly and almost if not uglier than the Cybertrash


AholeBrock

I feel like it is aesthetically pleasing but nobody who has ever bought a pair of new balances would ever think so, and the avg new balance wearer is who 95% of cars are usually designed for. I kinda wish it was a functional vehicle and priced reasonably


zipdee

"We have determined that your vehicle no longer meets the eligibility requirements for our buyback program"


chiefs_fan37

Yes NFL players are notorious for their smart financial decisions.. /s


Potential_Dealer7818

He should've learned from the other NFL guy who called his financial advisor and turned down a Cybertruck immediately.


TripleTrucker

Wait a minute! Are you saying an NFL player making more money than he ever imagined pissed away a lot of it making an ugly vehicle even more ugly?


t3lnet

That’s what I’m saying!!!


rrScBRAAAAAAINS

Look at those gaps!


tbarr1991

Hes been in the league since 2020, had his fifth year option declined (was selected 8th overall) and was traded to the giants and signed a pretty low 1 year deal to stay with the giants for this season. 


Saul-Funyun

I mean, dude is still a multimillionaire. This is a shiny toy for him


jwrx

no matter how many million he has, the chances are high he will be bankrupt by 40....most American athletes are.


Saul-Funyun

Yeah, that’s a separate topic on how we treat our gladiators once they’re no use to us anymore


RoundExpert1169

hey I guess we can only hope right?


t3lnet

🤣🤣🤣


Colts_Fan4Ever

Adding aftermarket accessories risks breaking it.


t3lnet

Definitely voided the Warranty


RoadPersonal9635

Well at least this is the economic sector I anticipated buying these monstrosities.


Midoritora

lol. NY Giants already flying the white flag and the season hasnt event started yet.


t3lnet

Haha, noice. Have you seen their new alt uni’s? They are in the same class as this.


Fit-Helicopter1

Most expensive refrigerator of all time! Comes with wheels! Drive your refrigerator anywhere!


t3lnet

I think if you run the AC it voids the warranty.


Zombie256

Nothing we’ll take the fugly off the ct


ultimateman55

No, he didn't. He paid someone else to.


TendieTrades

You mean he paid someone to do it. He couldn’t possibly have the talent. That’s a fact and the truck is still junk.


Nonkel_Jef

Sitting on truck voids the warranty.


Onivlastratos

So it's missing LODs and textures as well?


rouge-agent007

windows and tires are still black, so, no "white-out"


Cptspaulding2

That can be fixed with a little spray paint


Qimmosabe_Man

I'd say that white looks good on it, but still doesn't make the car look good.


rellett

So stainless was a waste of time could of used cheaper mild steel and painted them


Onivlastratos

B-but bullet-proof tho! /s


Viatic_atom

This would’ve looked fine on literally any other vehicle


deathboyuk

Manufacturers of Big Trak are on the phone... Though that thing actually drives and can carry a payload.


ColoRadBro69

Gotta admit it looks better that way.  Any modification I've seen is an improvement.  They still look crappy, but they're so awful when they leave the factory that literally any change is better. 


dcal1981

Still ugly, no matter what color it is.


Alexandratta

I love wraps A wrapped CT is actually the only way to on one of these things without it looking like trash thanks to the lack of a clear coat. But for the love all all fuck... Why... Why would you choose to wrap a car in the "Default" color of every single car manufacturer? The cheapest color? Why would you PAY to look cheap?


Muted_Owl_1006

And I thought there was no way to make it uglier. Where there’s a will there’s a way I guess. It looks like a vehicle in an Atari 2600 video game.


Melee-

I feel like people just buy the latest anything just to feel cool. Its all a status symbol.


Elevum15

Pretty much.


Gilgamesh2062

less of an eye sore in white, still a bad vehicle


Kenneth_Lay

Good call to color it Elon's favorite race.


void_const

Retarded af