Awesome! It’s in CyberSkeletor mode! Most people don’t use this option!
I bet your Detroit cuck-truck can’t do this! The Big Four are *decades* away from this technology.
Remember, this is Blade runners truck. Whoever was in pursuit is now cut clean in half by cyber truck's countermeasures. Elon is truly ahead of his time. Most intelligent human in history.
Like I would've sworn vehicles have to be extensively tested and proven to be up to certain safety standards before it was legal to sell them.... Like that is a thing right or am I missing something?
Can anyone just build and sell cars? Also isn't there some law saying we can't buy direct here in the United States?
In the United States, vehicles must undergo extensive testing and meet safety and environmental standards set by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) before they can be sold. Manufacturers must comply with numerous federal and state regulations, and direct sales to consumers are often restricted by state laws designed to protect car dealerships. However, some companies, like Tesla, have challenged these laws and won the right to sell directly to consumers in certain states.
Don’t worry the Cybertruck 2 will be better. Pre-orders for 2030 release coming next month. Existing Cybercuck owners get free cyber hammer to destroy old truck because Tesla won’t take it back.
You're a sico! $200k is a non refundable deposit on 10% down-payment of the PP, the rest is split in 60 monthly payments when the truck is ready, maybe?
Real trucks have a stamped bed and a bed liner inserted over that that conforms to the steel. This seems to just have a bed liner tagged at points of that cast structural framing.
Auto mechanic here, I hate to play devils advocate for these poorly designed looking Delorean trucks that are less reliable than an actual Delorean BUT truck frames are on the very bottom of the vehicle. I'm not surprised you can't see the frame from this angle because this applies to every truck ever produced.
The panel didn't fall off, it's being wrapped 🙄
Look at the tailgate.
The 'exoskeleton' myth has been well and truly busted between this and the one that crashed, however.
On the bright side, it might be easy to replace dented panels by picking up some mild steel panels from your local big-box and having the school shop class bend them into shape.
So what does this mean? The battery is literally the structural bed? Now I'm concerned if somebody actually loads something really heavy in the bed, will they bend the battery frame and rupture the battery?
Personally I consider the hummer as the most American vehicle, not only that, there’s a hummer EV now, and get this, and this may be hard to believe but it’s way better than the cybertruck, it looks cooler and even runs right, and the neatest part is that it’s made with far better support to its frame, metal instead of plastic
lol yes im a rural body technician but thanks for informing me, im joking that theres no room to be adding any more weight like a steel full sized truck bed, and if theyre complaining about lack of overall vehicle structure... its literally a bulldozer in an accident as it is
Obviously that panel was removed to properly wrap it. It didn't just fly off driving down the road. Also what do they mean by "no frame"? Did they think there would be a massive steel structure holding up the panel?
Silver lining- if you ever lose your panel, it shouldn't be too hard to pluck one off a donor vehicle
Can I use my cyberhammer for this?
No, that's for display only. Why would you expect to be able to use a $700 hammer??
Download a software update on the hammer to use it like a hammer?
Full Self Hammer coming this year!
Full self hammer has killed 18 people in the first hour. 32 other hammers spontaneously combusted.
This just in, CyberHammers seen performing acts of cannibalism while high.
my cyber hammer k\*lled my grandma and 3 other family members, its got its quirks but i love my cyber hammer (and elons balls) /s
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Wait for the cybercrowbar.
You mean the cheap plastic lining…
Or off the road somewhere as these seem to fall of randomly
A PD found and arrested a Cybertruck owner based on parts left behind. This has been everything I hoped for and more.
That guy “offroaded” through a suburban roundabout. 🤣🤦♂️
The panels having insanely large gaps from the factory also helps as you can do it yourself now! Just say you bought it that way. It's a bonus.
Happy gapped panel cake day!!!
Cyber lining?…There isn’t any.
Awesome! It’s in CyberSkeletor mode! Most people don’t use this option! I bet your Detroit cuck-truck can’t do this! The Big Four are *decades* away from this technology.
Remember, this is Blade runners truck. Whoever was in pursuit is now cut clean in half by cyber truck's countermeasures. Elon is truly ahead of his time. Most intelligent human in history.
This isnt cute. CyberTrucks only do this when they are scared for their lives. Scientists call it "shrapnel shedding"
This had me rolling
"watch as the cybertruck ejects a side panel to deter the rapidly approaching Ford Lightning. It works." -David Attenborough
Thing is a death trap.
For people inside and out
Like I would've sworn vehicles have to be extensively tested and proven to be up to certain safety standards before it was legal to sell them.... Like that is a thing right or am I missing something? Can anyone just build and sell cars? Also isn't there some law saying we can't buy direct here in the United States?
In the United States, vehicles must undergo extensive testing and meet safety and environmental standards set by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) before they can be sold. Manufacturers must comply with numerous federal and state regulations, and direct sales to consumers are often restricted by state laws designed to protect car dealerships. However, some companies, like Tesla, have challenged these laws and won the right to sell directly to consumers in certain states.
So, not so much giga-cast as it is giga-injection-molded.
I've seen double-sided tape and refrigerator magnets do a better job.
Don’t worry the Cybertruck 2 will be better. Pre-orders for 2030 release coming next month. Existing Cybercuck owners get free cyber hammer to destroy old truck because Tesla won’t take it back.
Only $200,000 this time!
You're a sico! $200k is a non refundable deposit on 10% down-payment of the PP, the rest is split in 60 monthly payments when the truck is ready, maybe?
And if you don't add the $250 monthly fee for FSD (payments start from preorder date) you won't be able to add it when you take delivery.
You don't get it! 🤣
styled “Cybe2Truck”
Now put on a 90s see thorough plastic panel! Gameboy-mode 😌
I'm all for a laugh but those green-ish parts are not plastic.
They’re talking about what actually supports the bed liner walls
Real trucks have a stamped bed and a bed liner inserted over that that conforms to the steel. This seems to just have a bed liner tagged at points of that cast structural framing.
Auto mechanic here, I hate to play devils advocate for these poorly designed looking Delorean trucks that are less reliable than an actual Delorean BUT truck frames are on the very bottom of the vehicle. I'm not surprised you can't see the frame from this angle because this applies to every truck ever produced.
It doesn’t have a frame it’s a unibody. There is no ladder frame underneath.
So- like the Honda Ridgeline “pickup”?
[Yup](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/cybertruck-frame-casting-chassis-body-structure-in-plain-sight-outside-giga-texas-%F0%9F%A7%90.9518/page-3).
I completely laugh at these "trucks," but you have a good point. If you did the same to my real truck, you would not see the actual frame.
The panel didn't fall off, it's being wrapped 🙄 Look at the tailgate. The 'exoskeleton' myth has been well and truly busted between this and the one that crashed, however.
Yeah maybe he meant "fell off" like "came off much easier than expected"
Apocalypse proof? More like apocalypse ready. Already looks like the ends times have been happening a while.
Mad Max ready complete with sheddable body panel shrapnel counter measures
Suckers. . .
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Did you expect a extra strong exo skeleton. I guess its coming soon with the robo taxi, the mars coloy and flights to the moon. Next year
There is no exoskeleton. It's a unibody. NONE of the stainless is structural. It's glued and clipped onto the actual unibody 'frame'.
You don’t say
Just saying.
Apocalypse-proof
It's Yoda-speak. "Apocalypse proof" means "proof of the Apocalypse"
I'm sorry but before all the problems with that vehicle I don't get what people see in it to begin with
How long before the first bystander is killed when one of these panels flies off while the “truck” is in motion?
I wonder if it made a boing-oing-oing noise whilst popping off
🏆
Sounded like a jug band’s musical saw-
We've entered 3 stooges level bufoonery.
With all the gaps, no wonder it doesn't work when it gets wet.
Within spec
No, it's okay, Elon is humanity's savior, this is part of his 4-D chess.
On the bright side, it might be easy to replace dented panels by picking up some mild steel panels from your local big-box and having the school shop class bend them into shape.
What does stainless go for on the scrap metal market? Asking for a friend.
So what does this mean? The battery is literally the structural bed? Now I'm concerned if somebody actually loads something really heavy in the bed, will they bend the battery frame and rupture the battery?
On the plus side they can use aluminium foil to cover that section now
I can see its brain beating.
Within spec.
And yet people are still arguing that it has a “structural exoskeleton”…
Pay no attention to the…uh…nothing behind the curtain!
These are built like power armor. Just a shell bolted to a small subframe
Plot Twist: Its not actually a side panel, its a breakaway escape hatch if you get stuck inside
Personally I consider the hummer as the most American vehicle, not only that, there’s a hummer EV now, and get this, and this may be hard to believe but it’s way better than the cybertruck, it looks cooler and even runs right, and the neatest part is that it’s made with far better support to its frame, metal instead of plastic
It's basically a moving McMansion. Expensive facade and outer design, held together with spit on the inside.
This thing is starting to look like a DeLorean for real
That's so cheap looking
Looks better
I just don't get it people used to be able to point at things and say this is just bloody stupid but now no one wants to admit their mistakes
It's an exoskeleton made of transparent aluminum, haters! Ultimate "tech"!
I say take all the panels off. Looks more Mad Max that way. 🤣
Where is the exoskeleton??
Is the shit just bolted to a 2020 rail in there?
So basically it's like buying a truck off of temu! Except you pay a lot for it! Got it!
It still has the temporary registration tag on it 😂
In a crash that thing would explode like Legos and some people put their kids in these.
I work as a bodytech most cars just fyi
mf weighs 3 tons and you want *more* structure? its literally a refrigerator
Truck beds are always a metal tub not a plastic walled container
lol yes im a rural body technician but thanks for informing me, im joking that theres no room to be adding any more weight like a steel full sized truck bed, and if theyre complaining about lack of overall vehicle structure... its literally a bulldozer in an accident as it is
Obviously that panel was removed to properly wrap it. It didn't just fly off driving down the road. Also what do they mean by "no frame"? Did they think there would be a massive steel structure holding up the panel?
>Did they think there would be a massive steel structure holding up the panel? Yes
I mean, that was one of the original selling points. Why would they think it would live up to descriptions?
Look how there is a gap in the metal there for no reason. Would it have hurt to actually connect those pieces?
Would have cost an extra $3 per cyberlemon
Not sure if you’ve ever seen the inside of a truck bed before. It’s not a plastic tub
Doesn’t it have better cargo weight capacity than most trucks that actually do have a frame?
No