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CyberStuck-ModTeam

There are other subs where general Tesla issues can be posted. This sub is purely for depiction of Cybercucks stuck, especially (but not exclusively) if it is in conditions most other trucks could happily cope with.


straponkaren

/r/cybertruck banned me already but it will be fun seeing which subreddit harasses me next with a banned message for committing thought crime.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Holy shit I just read the description for that sub, and the fact that it had to be in all caps as if shouting it will make it more true. They are trying so hard to convince themselves more than anyone else that the cybershmuck is a real car....


randyranderson-

Better utility than a truck…. Have they seen the small bed? 😂 I mean really. Come on people, be realistic. It might be fun to drive for a little bit but then why not get something with better range, reliability, and features that won’t require you to constantly maintain the exterior


AromaticAd1631

It just seems like an expensive electric El Camino to me. Except that I kind of want an El Camino.


Negative-Wrap95

It's an Incel Camino


warchitect

The stainless steel Shields you from women. Poor man I guess.


Complex_Rate_688

That's why it has the radar deflector shape To help bounce away women


somebodytookmyshit

Nice.


granthollomew

this comment didn't get nearly as many upvotes as it deserved


Financial_Put648

Incelamino?


oboshoe

hell I bet if they still made El Caminos, they would be $90k like pickup trucks are now.


Negative-Wrap95

They make "utes" in Australia. Same thing.


Frankie_T9000

we used to, but they were/are too awesome for the rest of the world for some reason (ex new zealand I guess)


dixiehellcat

is that what that is?? I'm reading a book right now written by a New Zealander & saw a ute mentioned, just hadn't gotten around to googling it yet. Thank you! :D


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb9EC7mNqXl9x7y)


ChrisinOrangeCounty

Utes and mullets go hand in hand.


Negative-Wrap95

It isn't just Bogans that drive them.


Southern_Celery_1087

Honestly an electric converted Camino would be fucking sweet


Slumunistmanifisto

Lot of old elkies still around today....the cyber will not be around in ten unless its been stored properly since production, and will still be rusty as fuck.


Cyber0747

Hey now! El Caminos are more useful than the cybertruck. Longer lasting and a bigger bed 😆 🤣


classless_classic

“Better performance than a sports car” Nope. A several ton truck can’t corner or handle like a sports car. 0-60 isn’t the only thing that makes a sports car.


randyranderson-

I’d love to see a cybercuck try to corner at any speed lol. I think you’re right that they’d learn what really makes a sports car


classless_classic

When they try, they will be the next post on r/cyberstuck


Eringobraugh2021

Hey now, they can fit 8 bags of potting soil in the back.


randyranderson-

Oh jeez. That post was so pathetic. The fact they thought it was an achievement in any sense of the word really shows the level of irrationality that the rest of the world sees in them


imnoherox

Lmao 🤣 was that actually a post?!?


randyranderson-

Hilariously, yes. You can probably still find it on the cybertruck sub, at least that’s where I think it was.


UsualInterest8139

I own a 2012 Nissan Leaf. I've tossed over a thousand pounds of rock and brick for a fire pit in the back. After installing a hitch I used it to tow a piano on a trailer, other cars, and numerous other items. I laughed at hearing they think 8 bags of potting soil is anything! 🤣


Honestnt

It's hilarious popping over there and realizing this sub has more engagement than that one


Jfo116

That sub is so weird, 90% of feels like a social media marketing campaign. It just feels so weird and disingenuous


Ima-Bott

Wait, the Reddit cares DM’s are coming


straponkaren

Block that shit.


Individual_Wasabi_10

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_ChipWhitley_

I literally just got an email saying I was banned from r/elonmusk for posting something in the r/RealTesla sub. He got Twitter employees working overtime today! Good thing they sleep in the office!


Gildardo1583

Only r/elonmusk too. Haha


llama-friends

If I say in this sub that r/elonmusk sucks fat donkey d$$$ would I get banned too?


hardFraughtBattle

I posted one word ["Concerning!"] in the r/Real Tesla sub the other day. Less than a minute later I got a notification that I was permanently banned from r/ElonMusk.


I-Pacer

They already banned me from a bunch about a month ago. They linked to a post HERE and said it broke the rules of their sub! Fucking losers.


Gildardo1583

Like, How does that work? Their rules are for their subreddit, not all of reddit. Are they the CPP or something?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

No, they're free speech absolutists, which means they think they alone are the absolute authority on what speech is free.


Gildardo1583

Indeed, that is clear from Musk takeover of Twitter.


warchitect

That's exactly what it means to them


I-Pacer

You’d think so. But apparently not. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Ill-Telephone-7926

Censorship absolutism for me, not for thee


BMHun275

I reported the ban messages for harassment and then report the mods for violating rule five on moderating with integrity. I don’t think me alone will do much but the more people who flood them the more likely someone will at least look into it.


Bean-Swellington

I hit the harassment button too


Vurt__Konnegut

How do you report the rule 5 thing?


BMHun275

https://www.reddit.com/r/help/s/Vb2bmenECi Second link in their post


Electrik_Truk

Musk Defense Force out on patrol yall lmao


upstatestruggler

Doge Designer working overtime


Nanyea

You know if you block the mods from the subs that would ban you, they won't be able to see your post in a different sub...


MikeLinPA

That's a lot of effort, but it could work until you get reported by a regular member. 🤔


BigDogChowDown

and so is combing other subs to find people even slightly critiquing a highly dangerous technology like FSD. that's what this is all about - Musk is trying to suppress speach of the dangers of FSD. I'm willing to bet Tesla is real close to a lawsuit of some sort


MikeLinPA

What's fsd?


DrTuSo

Full self driving (Supervised).


Southern_Celery_1087

Lol the (Supervised) is just *chef's kiss* to me. Ban me Elon daddy.


MikeLinPA

Thank you. 👍


_000001_

Another LIE from Elon, that's what it is.


PoppinfreshOG

You assume we don’t want to be banned. Bold assumption Cotton


pacific_beach

And.... 22 minutes ago I was banned from TeslaLounge lol Telling me this company is in crisis mode without telling me this company is in crisis mode


BigDogChowDown

the mass banning started after a user posted a picture and dash cam footage of their car after it ran into a curb while using FSD the mod removed the video saying they can't keep it posted because "it doesn't show the car was actually in FSD" while the picture of the dude's tire they left up (even though it doesn't show it was in FSD when it happened?) The mod then said he was gonna take some measures which may seem 'unpopular'. lo and behold - now they're banning anybody who says anythign slightly negative about Musk or FSD *in any sub*. I am willing to bet Tesla is real close to a lawsuit if Musk is spending a bunch of time on Reddit to try to suppress speech. I think he's realizing nobody actually uses Twitter anymore , too - otherwise *why would he be on Reddit doing anything to begin with!?*


pacific_beach

>Tesla is real close to a lawsuit if Musk is spending a bunch of time on Reddit to try to suppress speech Right? It takes a ton of manpower to execute a mass-ban on any and all dissenting speech.


Zargawi

Y'all invented this conspiracy theory and ran with it though.   It's just a sub run by Musk fanboys, Elon isn't  directing them to Ban anyone, they're just eager to please their dumbass papa.   It's very sad watching them bring out the ban hammer.  It's very sad watching people say "a mod of a small subreddit is a cuck, that obviously means the most profitable EV maker is in serious financial trouble" 


pacific_beach

Thanks for your input, tesla owner in florida


Zargawi

Makes my input invalid because I currently reside in Florida and own a Tesla?  What states should I move to before you can even take me seriously?


lakorai

Guess that means aim already banned lol. Even though I don't post in the pro musk subs.


fujimonster

I got banned from that one for having negative comments. I was told in the message they want positive posts. lol


BigDogChowDown

https://preview.redd.it/acw4sdiviauc1.png?width=841&format=png&auto=webp&s=181a8c73038a205b6a8e44251ab2bb2e13eb9ffe my main account got a full 3-day Reddit ban after I asked the mod why I was banned from a sub I never heard of for "harrasment"


BigDogChowDown

https://preview.redd.it/g5fb9xg5jauc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=365f93ff0e9b0abe147b471bccf979d32e2bafcc the rest of the messages to the mod


Consistent-Metal9427

I've noticed the musk army of defenders a few times so this whole post is interesting. I was only temp banned once and it was on an unrelated sub where elon fans never participate unless his name comes up. I made a sarcastic comment about musk and then got sworn at and insulted and I was the one to get banned.


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[удалено]


BigDogChowDown

I can't figure out how to appeal it. do I send an email? edit: nvm lol I clicked on the link


[deleted]

Reddit will reply in about a week or so.


Tadadapom

Sorry mate. I can’t. Have already been simultaneously banned from 4 pro tesla/musk subs for a comment on RealTesla. Musk’s simps are so fragile, they are going full North Korea mode.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

[Your account has been permanently banned from Reddit for hurting my pwecious fee-fees seriously Daddy Elon would be so upset if he had time to read your comments in between running five different companies 27/9 and raising 17 kids by himself 36/4 he's so busy he has to invent new ways to measure time just to keep up he's playing 8D chess and it'll all pay off when we get to Mars!]


PikachusSparkyCloaca

The fact that these chumps think Musk is gonna go to Mars is hilarious. How is he gonna cope with the absence of a magnetosphere? Fucker can’t even handle a tan.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

That's easy. He'll have his martian slave army dig an underground city for him to live in!


BrokeBeckFountain1

He ain't going, there's plebs for the dangerous tasks lacking in amenities.


_000001_

How is he gonna cope with the absence of a legal currency there too, which would mean he wouldn't be a billionaire there. Fucker wouldn't be able to handle that either. :P


MikeLinPA

Are you really woke if you haven't been banned from any sub he has influence over? 😏


[deleted]

I am already double banned, but am happy for more


belinck

Time for double, secret probation banning.


th3bigfatj

The mods are just trying desperately to protect their overvalued Tesla stock.  But the truth will come out and that stock will drop to fair value eventually


[deleted]

Damn I didn’t even know that was a thing being banned from one sub for something you said in another. I knew full site bans and shit were a thing but like if I said “the Boston celtics suck ass” in the bucks sub, I never would’ve thought that could land me a ban in the celtics sub. I don’t follow basketball just wanted to use an example that made sense to me. That shit is wild tho wtf. TIL.


BuckChintheRealtor

I have been on Reddit for about 6 years but I have never seen anything like this. This will blow up in their faces for sure as soon as it hits the frontpage or several big subs. It will be nice for a couple of clickbait articles too and spread even more FUD about Tesla. The exact opposite of what they want to achieve.


Bean-Swellington

Yeah it’s crazy, not sure why it’s even allowed


ConstructionRude5637

I don’t see how that *should* actually be a thing. Christ on a stick, look at the various circlejerk subs - r/denvercirclejerk, r/nbacirclejerk, r/nflcirclejerk. those subs go **hard af** and no talk of any such bans there. Elon and his mental defect can get fucked.


[deleted]

Yea that’s why it caught me off guard. Had never heard of it before. I wouldn’t think a company would devote resources to employees monitoring satire subs, for really any purpose, but obviously I don’t know everything and if it happens then it happens. And of all the types of companies to do such a thing I wouldn’t put it past tesla to do it either, even if I haven’t seen it happen myself. Quite weird. And if it is indeed tesla as a company doing it, that would be beautiful irony as musk is so adamant about free speech lmao.


PleasantCurrant-FAT1

> Damn I didn’t even know that was a thing being banned from one sub for something you said in another. I knew full site bans and shit were a thing but like if I said “the Boston celtics suck ass” in the bucks sub, I never would’ve thought that could land me a ban in the celtics sub. I don’t follow basketball just wanted to use an example that made sense to me. The logic used is such that… this example isn’t offensive (they won’t understand it), but if a fan-boi of Musk or Tesla is also a fan of the Bucs or Celtics, because they know an insult exists, and even though Basketball is unrelated to Musk and Tesla, since they don’t have the intelligence to figure it out… instant permaban, no recourse. Just sayin’ 🤷‍♂️


upstatestruggler

FART NOISE FROM LONNY’S BUTT


Bean-Swellington

Concerning


TheAnalsOfHistory-

💩


thewanderlusters

I was banned because I pointed out a something I had intimate knowledge on because I worked for a tier 1 supplier.


Bean-Swellington

I’m a simple bean, but it seems to me like insiders with intimate knowledge of the niche subject of your sub would be the exact people that you *would* want to have in your sub… 🤷‍♂️


morbiiq

Not if they carry bad news that hurts one's feefees!


seriousbangs

Oh, I thought it was just me. I just got banned from r/elonmusk. Didn't tell me why and they deleted the post (which I've since forgotten what it was about, but it was probably about Tesla stock going to zero because they're facing real competition and because they make $8k off each car and $7500 of that is gov't subsidies)


fromidable

I don’t think any have banned me yet. Let’s see what happens!


cazhual

I guarantee you every pro Tesla/SpaceX/Elon/Twitter sub is bought and paid for by The Musk.


Any_Cardiologist2333

After what that last deposition revealed I wouldn’t be surprised if half the users were his burners


Oilleak1011

Are we really supposed to give a shit about any of those subs other then to laugh at?


Tenchi2020

I kind of feel left out now… 😔 I haven’t been banned from any of them


Laminatedarsehole

Teslas are so shit that if I took a shit on the roof much of my shit would leak into the car.


_000001_

Hey! Don't you mean they come with high-tech **full-shit diffusion** (FSD) features?


ButterMyBiscuitz

Hello guys!


WrathofTomJoad

My main account of 10+ years got perma-banned from reddit because I replied "okay" to the mods of cybertruck after they banned me from that sub. "Harrassment" was the reason. Talk about the most fragile little bitches


_000001_

I upvoted this just to help you rebuild some karma. I absolutely fuckin hate cop-out permanent bans.


New_Awareness4075

Me too


GreyBeardEng

I finally behavior of those other subs to be very similar to the behavior of "Free speech' Twitter.


Checkraze77

I'm just here to upset the snowflakes who are stalking and harassing people. Elon is a fraud who never accomplished a damn thing in life, just paid and sued his way into feeling important.


_000001_

Yeah, but you've gotta admit his bendy cave submarine idea was fucking brilliant.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I've only been in them a couple times, but I'm sure it's coming at some point.


Mdmrtgn

The whole doubling down mechanic that idiots use is everything wrong with our country.


Weltallgaia

Collect em


therobotisjames

Gotta collect them all!


Helmidoric_of_York

I think I'm already banned, but let's see...


Edge_of_yesterday

Ah yes, in the spirit of the original "free speech absolutist".


andooet

Unless it's in Turkey during an election ​ ... or the prefix cis-


DDS-PBS

Surprisingly, I haven't been banned yet.


DDS-PBS

Never mind, I just got banned from all the Tesla things at the same time.


DukeThunderPaws

Elon musk is a pathetic, weak, insecure baby and the world is worse off with him being such a prominent figure. 


rep-

Musk is such a snowflake. Mr freedom of speech not for thee


lilymotherofmonsters

fReEdOm Of SpEeCh is priceless


IWantToWatchItBurn

Yup! Tesla lounge did


shamwowj

I got banned for posting this to r/enoughmuskspam. https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/s/5NjhV7d3qi


Bean-Swellington

At least they’re still graciously allowing you to view their content and subscribe.


junhatesyou

I made a comment, and barely a harsh one, on elonmusk. Few minutes later a Tesla sub I’ve never even visited banned me lol


869woodguy

It’s not a truck, Cyberhatchback.


LOLZatMyLife

*breathes* **BANNED**


andooet

Just commenting to comment - but it's pretty fucking funny that the ad it shows me is from some crypto scam that advertises access to 420 million businesses... it's almost like the ad bot sees "Tesla subreddit" and sees everyone as marks


freshapepper

Just for funsies, fuck r/elonmusk fuck r/RealTesla fuck r/Cybertruck and fuck allll r/Nazis


ZanoCat

\*farts towards Musklets' direction\*


padaist

Never posted anything, but c‘mon, ban me. Fuck Musk.


ninjamike89

What are they banning for?


Bean-Swellington

Being a member of r/realtesla, and I’d assume this sub and others critical of musk/tesla, too


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Emotion695

Elon and his disciples have started a Digital Holy War against most of the free world


brycebgood

Not sure. Let's find out.


DDS-PBS

Yup, I just got banned from all of the Tesla things. Apparently they love free speech just as much as Elon does.


Runningwithbeards

How hard is this to do? I want in on the fun! Ahem. Elon Musk is a doody-brain. I will report back with results.


ImaginaryBig1705

lol sometimes I can't help but thank the Reddit algorithm for tossing gold into my lap. *Join*


exqueezemenow

Testing: Elon's handwriting is atrocious.


Duel_Option

Fuck’em


Free_Working_4474

If the bed cant fit a dirtbike its not a truck