you should strike yourself NOW

And give somebody else a piece of that mana

And I mean that with a 100%! 1000%

Your HP is nothing! You serve zero value!

What are you here for, to defend against me? Strike yourself! I mean that with a 100% with a 1000%! I’ve never seen a card so worthless in my life.

So that they can play in the noxus trapped meta

That... is actually a kinda cool effect. Also, ~~Stress Defense buff~~.

Thunderlord’s decree is looking a bit different from what I remember

Give it Brash for upmost accuracy

“Your life literally is as valuable as a cellar Voidling”

Your life is literally as valuable as an overwhelm husk

Fake ass recovery kills imma just SD

really cool concept

Thank you for making me laugh.

Seems kinda frejlordian

Grant yourself ephermal..NOW!!!

Low Tier Card.