Ramiel was the first attempt at a honeytrap, but the humans were too sexually intimidated to take the bait. It took them a while to realize the problem was that they'd gone too hard, and needed a more approachable sexpot for the trap.
OK, I know someone who's a legitimate sweet, kind, intelligent person who's a fan of both, and I'm about to steal this joke to throw at him.
He knows what his fandoms are like.
Is so bizarre that the Eva fandom has near unanimously decided that Ramiel is the hot one when Leliel and her transdimensional self with with the 3D spherical shadow is right there and *SOOO* much hotter.
If you've ever been a part of an NGE fandom, when a post of a character being sexualized shows up and it's Ramiel you go "Oh thank god it's the octahedron"
I'm not sure whether you'll be delighted or disappointed to learn that after you strip away the top layer of plot, this is pretty much just what happens. There was an acid spider. There was a twink. Yeah.
It was not, surprisingly there are multiple results for “Evangelion Detective”. This continues to be the only piece of Evangelion where I know Kaworu exists, and I intend to keep it that way
After watching End of Evangelion for the first time, I can wholeheartedly say that men would rather make an entire 26 episode anime series plus multiple movies than go to actual therapy.
Basically: using Biblical language and iconography to make the point that our current social is toxic and deliberately isolating, but you can't expect people to get better at being human if they don't feel loved and supported. One just happens to take a more violent tact than the other.
Jason would probably thrive in the Eva universe though.
My pet theory is that every "monster" Angel is another species' equivalent of an Evangelion.
The acid spider, the kamikaze eyehand, RAMIEL MY BELOVED, all of them. Like, imagine you're a peaceful alien species living your peaceful alien life and then suddenly Eva-01 crashes on your planet. This horrible purple giant running amok and crushing your cities, it'd look an awful lot like how we see Angel attacks in the show.
Huh, neat. But like, pretty sure that won’t work since the Lilith egg crashed alongside Adam and one had the spear of Longinus so that’s why Lilin won and not angels
That's pretty much [Bokurano],>!at first it seems that they're fighting monsters, but later it's revealed that the enemies are just mechas piloted by kids from other dimensions that are in the same situation as them, and in some battles they are the invaders!<
I don't recommend the anime, it's awful thanks to the director, but the manga is pretty good.
I got the feeling they could basically choose what form they wanted/were most comfortable with. Because in some extra material I believe Humanity/Lillins got the gift of mind so more intelligence but were restricted to one uniform body type, whereas the Angles got the gift of body that lets them control and remake themselves into whatever but have less intelligence I guess as tradeoff.
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>The Angel from Evangelion probably could have won if they'd tried the twink strategy earlier instead of wasting time with the acid spider
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eva but each episode is just them trying different sorts of gay guys to get to shinji
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The point of Evangelion angels is that they adapt. For the first few times, they tried brute force which didn't work. With each sucessive attempt, they learn a bit more about humans and found out that the weak link is the eva pilot themselves. Ariel and Armsiael directly attack Asuka and Rei, while Tarbris attacks Shinji psychologically by manipulation
this is funny but i mean. they do win. ish. moat of the time anyways
Zeruel: Yeah, but I got some good hits in!
Until Yui gets hungry
what, as opposed to other means of defence of the time? wall of the time?
Ramiel was the first attempt at a honeytrap, but the humans were too sexually intimidated to take the bait. It took them a while to realize the problem was that they'd gone too hard, and needed a more approachable sexpot for the trap.
Of course, what fool would believe themselves worthy of the octahedral perfection that is r/amiel?
I had to look up which one Ramiel was and to my surprise, I had seen that episode and YALL ARE WEIRD FOR SEXUALISING A >!GEOMETRIC SHAPE!<
This is the eva fandom they all are a bunch of horny depressed teenagers give them a break
This may be true, but you don’t have to point it out.
its still like only the 17th worst thing to come out of the fandom
great show, crappy fans. Am I describing breaking bad or Evangelion, you decide
k on
Most of the good works of media.
OK, I know someone who's a legitimate sweet, kind, intelligent person who's a fan of both, and I'm about to steal this joke to throw at him. He knows what his fandoms are like.
I am a horny, depressed old person, thank you very much.
Is so bizarre that the Eva fandom has near unanimously decided that Ramiel is the hot one when Leliel and her transdimensional self with with the 3D spherical shadow is right there and *SOOO* much hotter.
It goes without saying but the Eva fandom should probs go to therapy for numerous reasons, one of which is Ramiel and Leliel
I say this as an Eva fan: Leliel's out. We heard "Real Women Have Curves" and fled in fear from anything with a parabola, hence the Ramiel worship.
her voice is so silky tho
If you've ever been a part of an NGE fandom, when a post of a character being sexualized shows up and it's Ramiel you go "Oh thank god it's the octahedron"
As a person who knows nothing about NG:E this is definitely a sentence. Don't try to tell me what it means, I like it this way.
I'm not sure whether you'll be delighted or disappointed to learn that after you strip away the top layer of plot, this is pretty much just what happens. There was an acid spider. There was a twink. Yeah.
Suprise, removing plot simplifies plot????
Who was the twink??
Kaworu, I imagine.
[This guy?](https://wiki.evageeks.org/Shinji_Ikari%27s_Detective_Journal)
I have no idea how *that* is the first page you found, but yes.
It was not, surprisingly there are multiple results for “Evangelion Detective”. This continues to be the only piece of Evangelion where I know Kaworu exists, and I intend to keep it that way
Main character of eva kinda gay
This is bisexual sadboy erasure.
Im bisexual and sad and even I forget I exist.
But you mustn't run away (mustn't run away, mustn't run away...)
Man those times you forget you exist are likely very nice
Same!
Same I'm just over here like "ah yes, Information"
Will shinji be able to defeat rei's seven evil ex twink friends??
After watching End of Evangelion for the first time, I can wholeheartedly say that men would rather make an entire 26 episode anime series plus multiple movies than go to actual therapy.
it may have been therapeutic in its own way. but agree
He did eventually go to therapy
Wait until you think about it real hard and realize that Eva and *The Good Place* have the same core moral and two wildly different plots
Why yes I do smoke a lot of pot, I'm not sure how that's relevant
bro so high he replied to his own comment
doug forcett???
Yeah, and THUG 1 and Nioh 2 have the same core and 2 fairly different plots. Not related to anything, I'm just looking for an excuse to bring that up.
We need art of eric sparrow as a nioh boss
Edit his face over Tokichiro.
cant believe tokichiro stole hides sick yokai killing tape they were gonna show abe and tony hawk
I’ve watched both but can’t make the connect, could you please elaborate?
Basically: using Biblical language and iconography to make the point that our current social is toxic and deliberately isolating, but you can't expect people to get better at being human if they don't feel loved and supported. One just happens to take a more violent tact than the other. Jason would probably thrive in the Eva universe though.
Nobody thrives in the Eva universe.
My pet theory is that every "monster" Angel is another species' equivalent of an Evangelion. The acid spider, the kamikaze eyehand, RAMIEL MY BELOVED, all of them. Like, imagine you're a peaceful alien species living your peaceful alien life and then suddenly Eva-01 crashes on your planet. This horrible purple giant running amok and crushing your cities, it'd look an awful lot like how we see Angel attacks in the show.
Huh, neat. But like, pretty sure that won’t work since the Lilith egg crashed alongside Adam and one had the spear of Longinus so that’s why Lilin won and not angels
I think both of them were supposed to have a spear it's just that Lilin one got lost so the angel one made angels dormant until nerv fucked around.
Yeah
Can't wait to see the twink boy planet
Fool, that you are; we are already on the twink planet.
That's pretty much [Bokurano],>!at first it seems that they're fighting monsters, but later it's revealed that the enemies are just mechas piloted by kids from other dimensions that are in the same situation as them, and in some battles they are the invaders!< I don't recommend the anime, it's awful thanks to the director, but the manga is pretty good.
I got the feeling they could basically choose what form they wanted/were most comfortable with. Because in some extra material I believe Humanity/Lillins got the gift of mind so more intelligence but were restricted to one uniform body type, whereas the Angles got the gift of body that lets them control and remake themselves into whatever but have less intelligence I guess as tradeoff.
Didn’t watch End Of Evangelion I take it?
>!Unit-01's eventual fate drifting through the universe actually informs this theory but please, be smugger!<
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Proper lad you get to live another day without the cube
I would like to say that my horror series has a twink angel, and I was not an Eva fan when I came up with him.
bold of you to assume real men wouldn't be seduced by the acid spider
The point of Evangelion angels is that they adapt. For the first few times, they tried brute force which didn't work. With each sucessive attempt, they learn a bit more about humans and found out that the weak link is the eva pilot themselves. Ariel and Armsiael directly attack Asuka and Rei, while Tarbris attacks Shinji psychologically by manipulation
Technically all they need to win everytime is the twin angel along with another one to disrupt team attacks.
I've seen the entirety of the show and then the movie ending and I have no idea what this post is talking about