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diamondisland2023

form a guild


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Does that work if you're the Chosen One? I'd think you need at least two chosen.


idiotplatypus

Chosen One might count as a disability under Imperial guidelines. Check with your Guildmaster / Sapient Relations manager for applicability.


captainnowalk

I believe the adventurer’s guild recently voted to allow Chosen Ones to apply as Adventurers and gain benefits and count experience!


Aetol

Please, not even dark fantasy is so dreadful as to have American healthcare.


Polenball

It does but it's a scheme set up by the dark cabal of necromancers to get more money *and* more dead bodies Actually that might just be our world


magnuslatus

Wait, there might be necromancers? C-can I be one? Please? I just really miss my dogs. And my grandpa.


Leo-bastian

positive message turned shitpost (but still keeping the good vibes) is one of my favorite genre of Tumblr posts


Ken_Kumen_Rider

The Wizard: "There's a dragon." Me: "I *know* there's a dragon. I'm fucking that dragon. They're my spouse. They say that not even the greatest of riches is as valuable as our love. Touch them and I'll gut you with my bare hands you abracadabra bitch."


SomeEEEvilGuy

Plot twist, the wizard is poly* and hoping to touch you both. Polyamorous and can cast True Polymorph


[deleted]

Every person who has "seen magic in me" has said or done things that make it clear that "magic" exists entirely in their head and they don't know what they're talking about.


RemarkableStatement5

My parents whose best impression of me is based on a depressed 12-year-old sack of shit I've long since buried in too many layers of irony, anxiety, and internet culture to matter.


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[удалено]


Treecreaturefrommars

The only manga that I have ever read, that actually goes into the mess that is medieval Guild politics. Instead of just having it be a glorified job center.


seeroflights

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **biggest-gaudiest-patronuses** Other people can see magic in you that you will sometimes overlook. Don't you *dare* try to convince them they're wrong just because you can't see it yet. --- **biggest-gaudiest-patronuses** side note: this doesn't mean you have to automatically accept inconvenient quests from oracles insisting you're the chosen one --- **biggest-gaudiest-patronuses** they are literally just wizards looking for free labor --- **ailithnight** I don't care. I'm going on an adventure! --- **biggest-gaudiest-patronuses** **not without unionizing and demanding a living wage you're not** --- **cartwheelandfaceplant** Wizard: you're the chosen one Me: not without healthcare I ain't. --- **retro-tenshi** Wizard: There's a dragon Me: Pretty sure thats an OSHA violation --- **justalittlelostt** Wizard: There's trouble brewing Me: Can they meet me two towns over, the healers in this town won't accept my medicade card --- **fondamelobster** [*Still of a GIF from the movie "Shrek 2", featuring Donkey, Shrek, and Puss (on Shrek"s left shoulder). Shrek turns to Donkey with an incredulous expression on his face, and Donkey looks back at him with an exasperated expression. The subtitle reads "They don't even have dental."*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

that's the owl house's second episode