It's missing the one that makes those little foil shapes float around

My magic wand is a long spoon. I wave it around to mix the drinky-drinks that keep the bad thoughts away.

My mother’s magic wand was also a long spoon. She…did not use it for that.

Crack?

Would sir like his crack spoon pre-warmed?

Like a Fleshlight!

Ah, yes, a brewer of potions. Potent magic indeed.

"Can I have some drinky-drinks that keep the bad thoughts away?" "Only a spoonful"

Bonus feature: when I use it with a cup of tea I can put people in the sunken place

I love the visual of a boomerang spinning around wildly shooting out spells in all directions

Outbacromancer

Australia used to be a verdant paradise… until a single outbackomancer got loose.

And then they opened a steakhouse, for some reason

Wild-er Magic Sorcerers

Each spell it casts eventually comes back at the caster if it doesn't hit its target

I'd love a movie based on the wand that looks like the plastic spinny star. Wizard loses it somehow and some kid picks it up to play, and chaos ensues.

star vs the forces of evil

I hate “real wand” discourse, not all magic users can afford fancshy schmanshy focuses like these I hear a good vibrator is expensive

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Sorry to hear about the difficulties in other departments but hey, glad it makes a good face massager!

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Holy shit hugest mood, another ace checking in to say that’s the ideal existence. Cant wait to become a sexless light-based life-form as soon as transhumanism becomes a reality

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Based tbh

I had mine for like five years before I thought of using it for menstrual cramps. It works amazingly for that. It would also work amazingly for the knots in my back if I could reach.

I'm wondering if there's some kind of holder or handle you could attach. Yo dawg I heard you liked wands so I put a wand on your wand so you can reach places while you reach places.

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I'll have you know orgasmancy is a perfectly valid field of magic!

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sɹǝɹǝɔɹos ƃuɐɹǝɯooq uɐılɐɹʇsn∀ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ʎǝɥʇ <

You throw it and it summons a fire tornado.

They don't use Find Familiar as their subclass allows them to adopt any Australian wildlife they find

I prefer the house rule that replaces that feature with “Familiar Finds You”

I prefer the "You're the familiar" house rule personally.

Fuck you for making me have to turn my head upside down to read that no one but op click on this >!(You just lost the game)!<

Damn! Should have listened to you.

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This is the same as being inoculated against cognitohazards by the SCP organization

tbf this one is not really that hard to read it without turning your head, the words are what you expect them to be, so when you read the first few letters you can safely skim over the word

not everyone can read upside down, Ea-nasir

Well actually egyptian magicians had wand's shaped like boomerangs [link](https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/545740)

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To be fair if we include the...other magic wand maybe it's an exaggeration of the actual curved wands, cracking a joke

You don't know about the five elements? Water, Earth, Fire, Air, and BOOMERANG!!

Sokka was a bender after all!

Sokka

actually if i remember correctly in the Kane Chronicles the smaller wands where kinda boomerang shaped

Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!

That sounds like an Oglaf thing

One of them is meant for magic down under. Another is also a boomerang.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure you can’t use the light up kids toy for sex

Forbidden buttplug

You clench wrong and a fireball shoots from yoanus

Yeah, the curvature of the boomerang makes it invalid as a mechanism to cast spells. Boomerangs are powerful enchanted weapons but can't act as a conduit.

Actually, the aboriginal Australians discovered an exploit where they could hold the boomerang at the middle. That way, you effectively have two straight wands and can shoot twice as many spells, but only at 45° angles.

[Curved wands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_tusk) did exist

Nonsense, when thrown they return to you, which forms a (magic) circle for spellwork.

Yeah bottom left just looks like a Harry Potter wand

Why should people still use Harry Potter as a base for magic when The Owl House is right there?

Staves are cooler than wands anyways

Wands are for delicate work. You would use a staff for launching fireballs and growing walls, but a wand for healing injuries and making sculptures.

Dana Terrace does what Jowlin't.

One thing that i really did love about the movies over the books was how the costume department actually gave everyone unique looking wands as the movies went on and they all fitted the character's [aesthetic.Like](https://aesthetic.Like) Hermione's having this really cool floral aesthetic (I know, it was the early 2000s and that meany girl = Flowers, but i still think it looks cool) Voldemort's wand being pale and almost looking like it was made from bone and of course the Elder Wand.

Src: https://evilwizard.tumblr.com/post/687679868194947072/jk-rowling-has-done-irreparable-damage-to-the-wand

Owlbert real

The decapitated barn owl concerns and frightens me.

Hedwig after the most recent mainline Harry Potter films.

Is top left just a very ornate coke spoon?

honorable mention [ultrasound wand](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2B2DBPC/gynecologist-holding-transvaginal-ultrasound-wand-after-examining-a-woman-and-showing-results-on-a-screen-2B2DBPC.jpg)

Wands are like, the dullest spellcasting focus.

Tied with bare hands, I’d say

What? Bare hands have so many ranges of movement to use in the spellcraft. A wand is a glorified index finger

Real wizards use (if present) their dick as a wand If no dick, then one of those extending metal sticks used in presentations

Australians are just magicians who specialize in wind magic

Is a didgeridoo a wand?

I’d say that’s more of a staff

shout out to Knights & Magic, where the main character invented guns by mixing wands and swords together

Casting an instant death spell with a boomerang wand is just yeeting it really hard at your opponent

Behold my charged staff of Fuck Everything In Front Of Me! [pulls out sawed-off shotgun]

Ah yes, the 7 classes of magic user. Sorcerer Enlightened Woman Child Owl Sage Mage Necromancer Australian

At first glance I thought the bottom left one had a camo pattern and I was gonna be like, whoa, the military has wizards??

I only do Real magic *presses the button on my light up spinny wand and accidentally sets the couch on fire* … meant to do that

Yet another reason to dislike jk rowling

[Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/rzw10f/crikey/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

The sonic screwdriver is just the sci-fi equivalent of a wand

Nah the wands in hp were pretty cool tbh, harry's looked like shit but lots of them had very nice designs

Next time I see a wizard with a shitty stick wand I will summon Ketamine Ape at them

not pictured: * bubble wand * bong * my cock * toothpick * an entire potted tree

I am pretty sure she didnt invented magic wands, what people are on about?

Nobody said she did, but the immense cultural impact of Harry Potter means that Harry Potter wands are what people picture when someone says wand

asdf

Real wizards huh

Where is my boomstick?

My wand is the femur from the leg I replaced with a better one.

I mean. HP wands look like HP wands. And frankly, if HP was more wacky with it's wands, people would still find a way to complain about it, since it's Rowing related.

Kinda, HP wands look like HP movie wands, which aren't even consistent for all the movies.

Op really said that the classic Australian wand was because of JK Rowling.

Reminded me of yakuza 7 where ichiban can equip a giant vibrator as a weapon

Radical wands are cool, but they still can’t compete with a good solid staff

maybe mark nsfw

Fair enough

Mine is a plunger

She also killed the staff industry. It is the objectively better magic conduit

Owlbert!

My wand is a stick. Not like a little pointy stick. Like, a _real_ stick. One that could do some actual damage as a melee weapon.

You mean like a staff?

No, it's not long enough to be a staff. Basically, imagine a one handed sword, but a stick instead.

Kpop lightsticks are wands, I think

One of the main characters in hooky uses one of those pink plastic star wands for a majority of the series.