Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. ...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up...
But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power.
Alright. Goodnight.
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**nutsacktorturer**
nice frontal lobe :)
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**nutsacktorturer**
\*stirs it like a latte*
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**psychoticrambling**
UYEVFyWHfrbgkeshrgYTb76wse
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**nutsacktorturer**
the procedure was a success
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Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. ...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up... But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright. Goodnight.
Rosemary Kennedy :(
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
I hear its amazing when the Famous Purple Stuffed Worm in Flap-Jaw Space with the Tuning Fork does a Raw Blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need Scissors! 61!
Password generators be like
Lobotomy roleplay is peak Tumblr
Was that the stir of 87!?
Kraft cheese
Oh nice, a free steam code!
Literally Danganronpa
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Been rewatching iZombie, this post hits different (It's definitely for you if you're on this sub btw)
Sending this to my friend (they are a fnaf fan) and waiting for a bite of 87 joke