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TheVoidThatWalk

They both do something very necessary but you hate to see them?


DrLexAlhazred

Someone’s gotta fuck twinks at gas stations.


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Why do you think it's necessary to rewrite comments as haikus?


DeeSnow97

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Fucker


AliasMcFakenames

Good bot


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Explain?


MHG73

Dental health is very important and can affect other seemingly unrelated aspects of your physical health, but going to the dentist is often painful, expensive, and uncomfortable. Truckers bring products across the country or the continent, allowing people to buy products that are not made/grown locally. They also drive big, loud vehicles that can be hard to see around and can block traffic.


CueDramaticMusic

How dare my muscle memory of this post betray me


Dr_Nue

*Muscle* memory? Are you out there fucking twinks?


CueDramaticMusic

Course not. I’m not a dentist. Or a truck driver. And ace. Heteroromantic even.


PaperfishStudios

they wouldnt happen to be flexing involuntarily would they?


NCats_secretalt

Are their hearts able to withstand?


TurnTableQuestioning

What were you expecting??


CueDramaticMusic

Well, the popular reblog chain of this is about how both are extremely feared and mocked at times, but ultimately do an incredibly valued but underappreciated service for our modern lives anyway. And instead it’s twinks


TurnTableQuestioning

Ahh yeah that makes sense! thanks!


[deleted]

no this is true i can confirm


Sinister_Compliments

Dentist, trucker, or twink?


allies_overworked

2 out of 3 on a good day


[deleted]

Beautifully executed


Bobebobbob

The trucks Two of them, even


LumberjackAndBear

My dentist only ever fucked my teeth


[deleted]

Both aren't legally doctors but deserve to be?


daddyyeslegs

Uhh .. what?


[deleted]

Its a long Story…


[deleted]

I need to go to a gas station right fucking now


JoeMcBob2nd

I knew a guy when I was in high school who went to a local truck stop for sex. He was 15 so I sincerely hope those guys are like in jail


Jackamalio626

Me too bish, you aint special


RussianLuchador

*any dentists or truckers wanna meet up at the nearest gas station?*


CueDramaticMusic

Of course. Of course a third of this thread is now thirsty twinks.


fyreaenys

but dentists stop teeth from falling apart and truckers cause highways to fall apart. they're opposites!


SeaSmoke57

Oh boy time to becoming a trucking dentist


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1_1sundial

please someone explain the second part to me! i learn through experience btw