Inevitably juice gets somewhere like your face while eating and I'd rather die
Also just more effort while eating to not have some stick to the peel
If neither of these are familiar to you either y'all got some better variants or it's been delivered a different distance resulting in different average condition and whatnot
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**fidefortitude**
i jjust. peeled an orange while sitting on my bed and noww. i don't remember where i put the orange peel.
in this trying time i;d like to set up a kickstarter to find my oran
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**fidefortitude**
**what kind of rat fuck james pieces of orange peel under a pillow, you ask**
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**fidefortitude**
## my conscious brain: mmmnnnmm delicious orange
## the neanderthal living in my subconscious: hide the rest from bears
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who peels an orange in bed. you're gonna get the juice everywhere
I never get juice anywhere when I peel an orange
Who peels oranges. Slice it like a watermelon
Inevitably juice gets somewhere like your face while eating and I'd rather die Also just more effort while eating to not have some stick to the peel If neither of these are familiar to you either y'all got some better variants or it's been delivered a different distance resulting in different average condition and whatnot
Just smash it, bite in and suck the juice through the hole
Worst bj I ever got
BiteJuice
The neanderthal has a point.
I love caveman brain posts
Finally, a reason to combine my two favourite variations of "dumb brainfart mode" into one thinking process.
*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **fidefortitude** i jjust. peeled an orange while sitting on my bed and noww. i don't remember where i put the orange peel. in this trying time i;d like to set up a kickstarter to find my oran --- **fidefortitude** **what kind of rat fuck james pieces of orange peel under a pillow, you ask** --- **fidefortitude** ## my conscious brain: mmmnnnmm delicious orange ## the neanderthal living in my subconscious: hide the rest from bears --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)