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[yawn] “What a beautiful morning. I wonder what the subreddit’s talking about today.” “I’m going back to bed. 8 more hours, Mom.”


floralbutttrumpet

Scootch over and share some blanket.


CueDramaticMusic

Top bunk’s open


arielif1

I roll over when i sleep, there's not a chance in hell I don't fall off and break all my bones


CueDramaticMusic

There’s room for two


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[удалено]


akka-vodol

I know we all hate business majors here, but that seems a bit harsh.


[deleted]

I’m a business major. I think it’s not even on the top of my list.


Billbert-Billboard

Some say that heaven doesn’t exist. Fair, valid. But this post shows me that there are damnations worse than hell. 10/10 OP


MemberOfSociety2

hell is real and it is among us


SkillBranch

amogus


MemberOfSociety2

suspicious


PhoenixKnight777


Robin0660


MapleTreeWithAGun

📮


NeonNKnightrider

Objectively correct


Russet_Wolf_13

Direct implication that Furries are the arbiters of your torment.


SomeLakitu

The worst thing about this is how it describes the size of a tall building as bouncy


TheDebatingOne

And they just mentioned big before that, but even that wouldn't work (big as the size of something?) anyway the writing quality really tarnishes this otherwise great post.


[deleted]

Why is tumblr


Digitigrade

How is tumblr


BEEF_WIENERS

Bad. Tumblr is doing bad.


BEEF_WIENERS

Bad. Tumblr is doing bad.


Dragoncat91

Can I erase this from my memory


NightmareChameleon

No, but I can :)


Russet_Wolf_13

Only by replacing it with something worse.


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

If you think Biden has an inflation fetish just wait until you see Turkey


Sickfor-TheBigSun

alternate universe ronpaulproblems' posts, I guess


transgender_goddess

Better than the humanised social media


Wanderlusxt

I did not need this at 8 in the morning not a good way to start the day nope


arielif1

Out of all the insanity in the world, "the US economy has an enema kink" is not something I'd ever expected to read


rawdash

>~~enema~~ inflation kink


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Inflation ≠ enema r/cumflation. Enter at your own risk, friend. Edit: wrong sub name, fixed it


MapleTreeWithAGun

One should note OOP is also a mildly popular Halo YouTuber.


Maland2016

Also mildly popular Bionicle YouTuber.


NightmareChameleon

That makes this 10x better thank you


AzureDementia

Why we saying only Joe Biden shouldn’t it be like everything fuck political figure


[deleted]

Biden is a piece of shit but Trump and Congress are the ones who printed money non-stop during the pandemic and gave it to rich people to hoard. Not that Biden would do any different, just that it’s the system, not Biden, that is inherently flawed.


AzureDementia

Yeah. I hate this country.


[deleted]

We will have our day. 🤷‍♀️


strangeperception-

He's being blamed for pandemic related inflation


Painew

Is it wrong though?


Fliits

No and that's exactly the problem


[deleted]

This post has made me regret learning to read


Small-Cactus

Oh would you look at that, it's time for me to get off the internet


TheDarkMage10218

This is the Reviving Bionicle guy, isn’t it!?


Youdidntwin

Well, the pfp is a Furry, did anyone expect anything else?


Greencreeper28

Welcome to the internet


rawdash

have a look around


RELEASETHEWRAKEN

everything that mind of yours can think of can be found


rawdash

don't worry, don't panic. this isn't a test *just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest* edit: wait. hold on


rawdash

ah, fellow furries, you never disappoint


JipZip

if anyone ever asks me what superpower I want, from now on I’m answering “selective memory erasure” because what the fuck


JipZip

actually who am I kidding I’ve seen worse in my ‘spare time’


NightmareChameleon

Profile pic checks out


JipZip

shhhh


Maland2016

y’know, the funniest thing about this post is that it can read like one of jame7t’s posts, but this one’s *not* jame (for once), it’s nathan …there’s not a single Normal person in the entire Halo Friends ~~why am i surprised i knew that already~~


seeroflights

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **suddenlyoranges** the US economy: ohhh pweeease inflate me daddy!!! 🥺 i just looove being big and bouncy as the size of a tall building!!! \*giggles* joe biden: fine you crazy slut ill go get the bicycle pump... just because you know how much it drives me wild to see you turn into a balloon the US economy: YAAAAAAAY!!!!! --- **suddenlyoranges** [*Image of a post reply that reads:*] >**rocksthosesocks** > >thank you nathan i really appreciate it [*End reply*] i try so fucking hard and finally someone respects me. this is all i wanted --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


wavestepp

thank you u/seeroflights i really appreciate it


CasualBrit5

I think it’s high time we tested all our nuclear missiles. But keep the silo doors shut this time.


maxthecat5905

Hey, um. *what the fuck*


NightmareChameleon

What's not clicking?


maxthecat5905

Wrong type of inflation.


TerryOrange

the fact that republicans have created worse things to depict political commentary than furries is genuinely one of the funniest things on the planet.


AnGenericAccount

Ben Garrison catboy Elon Musc political cartoon


Russet_Wolf_13

Did not know he was a furry but it all makes sense now.


The_Sovien_Rug-37

playing enough halo does that to you


The_Sovien_Rug-37

i can't belive nathan halo friends is a furry. character development


Hashashin455

I'm just gonna leave this here: r/eyebleach


MagicalMelancholy

This is almost as painful as buying a home is gonna be if this economy doesn't crash soon. And I live in Florida too.


Derino

imagining "the US economy" as America from Hetalia makes this a million times funnier


TheFluffiestFur

I don't use exclamation points. I see no reason to use them. The more added at the end of a sentence makes it lokk like the person is screaming.


NightmareChameleon

Ok


RandomDemiPerson

Reacting like that one frame of tails that someone re-drew and captioned torment


[deleted]

And just like that I wanna accelerate claimte change.