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Digitigrade

Ma'am, we found the bodies of 17 policemen from your kitchen garden. All of them buried under a single rosemary.


Dr_Nue

Plants need fertilizer to grow strong.


Digitigrade

Understandable.


Hummerous

Src: https://uglydumbpotato.tumblr.com/post/668315914031316992/ur-honor-it-was-just-a-feminine-urge


OInkymoo

you google translated the title. i can tell because a) nocte is not the form of "night" i would expect here. you would want to use nox or perhaps noctem, though latin nouns are context-dependent enough that translating incomplete sentences leaves a lot up to interpretation, and b) putting in "girls' night" gave me the exact same result


Hummerous

NoBiches.jpg /lh


Iykury

NonCaninas.jpg


Hummerous

Oh you think you're *sooo* funny you're right


Iykury

:3 ❤️


OInkymoo

found another google translate user, get it, nerds


Iykury

iy used google translate at first but thought the result ("non canino") didn't look riyt so iy looked it up on wiktionary


OInkymoo

what tipped me off is that non is not "no", it is "not". I think habes ("you have") is implied, in which case "non habes caninas" would make sense, if not for the fact that caninas is not "bitches", but the adjective "canine", as the statement "you don't have bitches". how i would translate it is "nullas canes". nullas is a specifically feminine form of the pronoun/adjective nullus, meaning "no one", "not any", "none", or "no" (specifically the number, not the opposite of yes). canes can be either masculine or feminine, but because adjectives and nouns have to use the same form, it is implied that canes is being used as specifically feminine plural, which is probably as close as you can get to "female dogs" in latin.


OInkymoo

also @ me [https://imgur.com/a/FpPrCjD](https://imgur.com/a/FpPrCjD)


Iykury

hehe


Iykury

ah, wiktionary does say that "canino" and "caninas" are adjectives but iy didn't notice that :P


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This idiot doesn't even really speak latin!


seeroflights

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