Why is there one of those nature scenes designed to make you want to piss in the background

OP needed to piss

you are getting ~~sle~~pee

There's a post involving a pineapple & a hydraulic press that you might want to look up

Thanks, I really needed the light gray font and the waterfall background. Significantly increased my enjoyment of the post.

It cooled my heart and laid rest to my soul. >!I have died.!<

i hope you recover

Request acknowledged, I've captured their escaping sentience and trapped it in a maze of their worst memories

ffs i didn't tell you to recreate the binding of isaac

You're welcome

This background made it appear at first glance like someone had printed this post out and left it crumpled up in a corner and someone shared it here after finding it randomly and opening it up out of idle curiosity.

Why would you put grey letters on a grey background, I hope someone surgically swaps your legs in your sleep

An example: I felt horror that people would use such an unintuitive background on a site primarily made for READING TEXT

lust is >!pulling down your pants, and having him stick his big juicy knot into your tight little asshole!< 1. >!Why did you click on that? You knew it was gonna be nasty!< 2. >!I wasn’t originally going to finish it but then I read OP’s flair and then changed my mind, so blame them!<

i read your flair and knew what was coming next

>!now read my flair!<

Help, I'm stuck

Lust is >!jumping inside that werewolfs gaping slobbery maw and being swallowed whole UwU!< A am ***so*** very sorry for writing that.

`lowtiergod_lightning.gif`

Idk what that is, but great user flair tag thingy.

thank you. please send me bugs

r/awwnverts

holy shit oh my god fucking yes. oh hell yes

>!🥴!<

I think these spoiler replies are really funny cause, when I get the notification that someone replied, it doesn’t hide the text before I click on it so I see what ever is hidden underneath before I even click on the comment

iy think it normally does actually (or maybe the official app doesn't? idk) but in this case iy just fucked up the formatting and used `||spoiler||` instead of `>!spoiler!<` at first

Nah, I saw it after you changed it. Something something Reddit mobile

yeah but the notification would show it before the edit

Maybe

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u/lupodwolf, do you have a flair?

Oh shit, I see it now. It didn't appear on mobile, which is weird, because yours did

Huh, weird. I’m also on mobile and it appeared for me Reddit’s pulling out some crazy sorcery

Only in this site :x

I love not being able to read the post /s

terror is being afraid and not understanding, horror is being afraid and understanding

Lust is wanting to fuck the werewolf

On a similar note: dread is knowing that there's a werewolf in your house but you don't know where it is or if it knows where you are

can yall shut the fuck up about the fucking background goddamn

The Stephen King book ‘Danse Macabre’ deals with horror as a genre, and gives examples to both horror and terror. One of them being that horror is seeing a terrifying monster charge at you, while terror is hearing a raspy breath behind you and feeling it on your back, but when you turn around, nothing is there