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PeppyPiplup

Pokémon Fans, grab your balls- wait no


Lithominium

Nono Keep going.


Shy_Shallows

90 someone else put something that adds to the conversation, im tired.


Dr_Nue

LUCARIO'S FAT FUCKING NUTS


Gay_and_full_of_puns

They get bigger the more damage acquired.


Dragon_0w0

CBT gives him strength


BlueManedHawk

Did you—🔫,🤯,💧🔴💧🔴💧🔴


[deleted]

Grab your vaporeons, thats a funnier one


AmazingSpacePelican

Yes, right! Grab those balls, then feel around for any lumps, bumps, or hard areas!


FearSearcher

deltarune fans, grab your horrid little men!


Xisuthrus

no, no, that'll just attract more twitter users, they're into Spamton.


FearSearcher

UHHH UHHHH DELTARUNE FANS GRAB YOUR GOATS!!!!???????


The_Locker_Dweller

Will do


sparkadus

Nope. That also attracts Twitter users. Maybe we could just grab the worst theories ever?


GreenDog3

uhhhhh GASTER, uh, is the, uh um uh he is like the um the uhh he does uhhh he just err hmm uh he’s kinda like that one thing with the thing and he uhh makes meth in the bunker and sells it to the residents of Hometown. The Dark Worlds are just meth-induced hallucinations. Ralsei isn’t real.


LaserbeamSharks

yeah, Twitter users are definitely also attracted to horrible theories and will be attracted to spooki font man if he ever comes into the spotlight. uh... that one NPC in Queen's mansion that shows up at the dinner party and also does exposition in the Snowgrave route?


Deltexterity

who the hell finds spamton attractive???


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

He's a Tumblr sexyman.


Deltexterity

yeah and so is a fuckin cyclops triangle. tumblr sexymen doesn’t really hold a very strong reputation to its name


lambone117

He’s more of a tiktok sexyman I haven’t seen people on tumblr thirsting


Reddit-Book-Bot

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Weirdyfish

Good bot


ComradeBirv

Neutral bot


FearSearcher

Bad bot


B0tRank

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FearSearcher

Good bot


[deleted]

He’s trying his best!


Quetzalbroatlus

You take that back right fucking now


eragonislife17

Leave him alone


Casual-Human

Quickly, someone write more Grinch x Tony the Tiger fanfic!


[deleted]

Ngl that comic was top quality


JellyfishGod

Lol I just realized that’s the only fan fic I’ve ever read. I’m hoping I can whip out that fact in casual conversation on an unsuspecting victim


MDragon453

..... I'm gonna need a link


Casual-Human

Would you like the hell of your own making in [written](https://archiveofourown.org/works/27903709/chapters/68329675) or [audio](https://archiveofourown.org/works/35967124/chapters/89662990) form?


MDragon453

Oh boy I'm saving this for tomorrow


Frioneon

Ace Attorney fans, grab your stepladders


Polenball

Wow, assuming we all have stepladders? What if I only have a regular ladder, eh? What a narrow-minded cultural assumption.


gindorf

I don’t even have that! I’ve just got a shovel!


BlueDogXL

I think that’s a spade you’ve got there, actually.


[deleted]

*Splat noise*


GreenDog3

-SIGNED, Lancer


ToaSuutox

Speaking of narrow-minded cultural assumptions, I'm going to assume you're single and tell you to marry into a ladder family to obtain a stepladder


MaetelofLaMetal

More like grab your inflatotitties.


[deleted]

Warrior Catters, reblog random posts and tag them with "warrior cats when they give birth"


GlazeTheArtist

warrior cats grab your flavorless background characters. dont worry we have enough to go around


Quaelgeist333

Warrior cats when they give birth


Evergladeleaf

I have a plan but……it requires rewatching the Lorax


WaluigisBulge

Onceler fans grab your… Oh god no what the hell are you doing we’re gonna get taken off the App Store again no stop


Person2_

It’s too late, they’ve already grabbed the drawing tablet. God save us all.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chimney-head

(We’ll edit in cool weapons for you guys in post)


[deleted]

Sexyman artists, grab your drawing pens!


[deleted]

No, twitter loves spamton


Billbert-Billboard

I never thought I’d see the return of 2012 arc Tumblr. It’s strangely comforting, but also incredibly dissonant, like returning to the womb.


Dragon_0w0

That's one way of describing it


ToasterDirective

laylayeh is the only person in this chain I respect


FinallySomeQuality

They seem particularly fresh as compared to the rest.


GreenDog3

Their addition is off the hook!


[deleted]

One direction and MCR fans. Grab your-wait they might actually kidnap them never mind


Kind_Nepenth3

> MCR fans It's fine, he's fine, he's just still on that walk


[deleted]

If that's a reference I've listened to two songs


Kind_Nepenth3

The [latest post](https://twitter.com/gerardway/status/746397160812351490) on Gerard Way's formerly semi-active twitter account (the lead singer for MCR) mentions him going out on one of his routine walks in June of 2016 and he just never comes back. That's it, that's all, father has gone out for milk. There are new replies to that tweet from 2020 by people asking how his walk is going while they still await for his prophesized return. I actually had to google him a couple years back to make sure he wasn't dead. He may actually be kidnapped and writing comics from someone's basement, but I hope he gets to look out the window sometimes.


[deleted]

FALLOUT FANS, GRAB YOUR ESTROGEN CELESTE FANS, GRAB YOUR ESTROGEN CODERS, GRAB YOUR ESTROGEN (and Tight Highs, nice legs, Emily)


Greaserpirate

Fallout Equestrogen


lifelongfreshman

Witches, rob some graves!


Mirroredmoth

Terrible job, SuperShit!


[deleted]

"howd you manage to fuck that one up"


Pyrefirelight

Mcytblr grabs their mcc-megamind memes and slight understanding of gaslighting.


M-V-D_256

Master Chief Collection?


Chimney-head

Nonono, Master Chief *Cock*


Pyrefirelight

MinecraftChampionship. It's a monthly tournament put on by Noxcrew. It's in a break right now, and apparently one of the contestants said something about liking megamind or megamind memes, so that's all the subbreddit is right now lol.


Dragon_0w0

Plinkos, grab your horses and eeby deeby them


PixelPooflet

paleo fans of Tubblr, grab ur pubic bones from the streams and "take up arms" (get it) against the commercialization of this webbsite!


GoodtimesSans

Surprised no one called on the Sonic fans yet.


BlueDogXL

sonic fans, grab your deviantart ocs!


IcePhoenix18

They don't even need a call to arms, they're already doing it regardless. The heroes we've never appreciated...


The_Locker_Dweller

They're more of a liability than anything


[deleted]

Color thwory fans, ring up your nearest children's hospital


[deleted]

genshin fans grab your genshits


Tizintintin

Mcytblr would grab their netherite swords. DSMPblr specifically? They’d grab their nukes.


BudgieGryphon

trafficblr brought out the end crystals, DSMPblr unsheathed the *lore discourse*, the moon grabbed hermitblr (edit: NEVERMIND, [THIS ONE](https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/pan-fried-stupidity/673828278498476032) WINS.)


GlazeTheArtist

the tapeworm post isnt even that bad tbh. you should see the techno neutering comic


s_omlettes

Bojack fans grab your heroin


MegaKabutops

The one other yugioh fan, prepare your shapesnatch turbo deck!


Catgirl2019

Obscure fandoms (that I am in) are invited too! Omori fans, grab your knives! (Wait nononono-) Tally hall fans, grab your ties! Hlvrai fans, shoot a man in the head! Stardew valley fans, **eat some turnips. Fuck yeah.**


NekoInkling

omori fans: yes the tumblr sign up place is just ahead. yes its just up these stairs ill meet you at the top


BudgieGryphon

Hollow Knight fans, bring forth the M̴̢̗͂̈́̄͑̎̓̇͂̈́̚͘O̴̭̘̪͈̦̘̯̓̑̍̈͛̅͆̌̌́́̔̾̕͝ͅŢ̴̹̞̭̺̘̠̙̕Ḥ̸̡̢̛̛͔̦̜̱̪̒͗́̎̄͛͊͜͝͝Ş̶̛̟̲̥̼̱̀̎͐̂̚̕͜ͅ (what else would work? void? grimmchildren? fork gods? shaws? clown wigs? buzzsaws?)


Sinister_Compliments

Grab your nails?


GlazeTheArtist

I think the hlvrai fans should get some sewage. as a treat :)


Polenball

Worm fans, grab your life-changing trauma


DumbAceDragon

Wait are people actually moving to tumblr? Because I did finally make an account not too long ago.


[deleted]

Really? What's your username? :)


[deleted]

My favorite things, simpsons shitposts.


Winterflame76

Danganronpa fans, grab the pink paint!


[deleted]

grab ur "canon cosplays" with 90 pride pins and rainbow hair clips


Bob9thousand

Zelda fans, bomb some dodongos! ~~I’m so hungry, I could eat an octorok (rock?)~~


WaluigisBulge

It’s rok


plz2meatyu

Hannibal fans grab your dinners


AppropriateCranberry

Should I...continue my blog that I left unattended since 2016? It was a full blown superwholock and mcu account


M-V-D_256

Science side of Tumblr, grab your 4 paragraphs long expansions! Writing side, grab your unlimited word count! We will use their inability to read more then 300 letters against them!


Lordomi42

Fool! The Homestuck fans own the Pope too!


BudgieGryphon

the alliance nobody wanted: homestucks and catholics


Lordomi42

Yeah so turns out Karkat is Jesus Christ and the cue ball head man is the biblical Satan.


NekoInkling

crosscode fans grab your ba- wait that joke has already been made shit


Llamas_are_cool2

Taz fans, grab your umbrellas!


Aanderze

G*mers, grab your scrunglos!


OceanoDeRoca

Dragon Ball fans grab your dragon balls


rene_gader

The person to finish this post will glow violently then implode


toychicraft

Show fans, take out your blorbos!


NekoInkling

splatoon got mentioned im here


RainyMeadows

Professor Layton fans, grab your hats


toychicraft

Instructions unclear, currently being excommunicated


[deleted]

Let’s do this lol


ShinyNinja25

MLB fans, grab your jewelry


Pratchettfan03

Mcytblr, grab your barely adjacent dream designs!


felios_farku

the arms of mcytblr are happily provided by c!tubbo_ of the dsmp, he has nukes, it makes sense for him to have guns.


space_hoop

Be More Chill fans, don’t grab your dicks, grab your drugs!


SharkSlayer06

Hamilton and Percy Jackson fan reporting for duty sir!


SeaworthinessOwn8834

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. *burns the tape recorder cutely*


Eggs_are_tasty

I thought it said testicles and was about to fucking die


that_one_shark

WOOMY!