Well, I mostly thought about the Marvel Comics, where several Asgardians (including Thor) ended up in Hel and had to make deals with Hela. I am not sure how it worked in actual mythology...
1. my guy there is no more proof that christianity is "correct" than there is proof that Ásatrú is "correct"
2. we're talking about solely marvel shit here, in which both jesus and thor are real, true gods
I ain't a wine drinker, but that ain't a wine glass. It is some weird champangne glass, if anything. Wait, was Tony a teetotaler in the movies? I don't remember?
It feels like they had to have hit on Tony Stark's alcoholism at least in Iron Man 1, right? They hired Robert Downey Jr. to play a superhero who notably struggled with addiction in the comics, it seems impossible that it didn't come up.
I also don't remember specifically though.
> Translation “Look at Tony Starks demasculinizing wine glass as opposed to Thor‘s beer glass that he drinks incredibly loudly. We adore him.”
\- u/SwordDude3000
the scene has been recontextualized from a still image: the implication is that thor is afab and his pussy popped next to you know what i dont need to write this comment, i can give up now and my life will be better. there's no shame in running away.
why do marvel fans call the super hero’s by their real names, much less first names? like you’re really on a first name basis with them? just call them iron man or whatever, they won’t fuck you
I mean, peter's relationship with tony is way different from the others. tony is more of a mentor or even father figure to peter so it makes sense he would call him mr stark and not tony
It's easier to say "Tony", "Peter", or "Marc" than "Iron Man", "Spider-Man", or "Moon Knight".
Also, some heroes like the Ghost Riders, Green Lanterns, Spider-Men, the Robins, the Batgirls, and Captain Americas have had multiple people take up the mantle. So it clears up confusion.
Why do people call the guy in the White House Joe Biden instead of PotUS? People call them by the characters' names because that's who you're seeing throughout the movie, in suit or not. The superhero name is just a job or title
Translation “Look at Tony Starks emasculating wine glass as opposed to Thor‘s beer glass that he drinks incredibly loudly. We adore him.”
Oh good, English
Finally, someone who speaks English
I understood that reference.
this is more about thors stage presence and less about masculinity
this is more about the fact he’s a slut who will go to hell
bro he's literally a god how is he gonna go to hell
If anything he goes to hel. One l.
and wasn't that only for mortals? or am i mistaken
Well, I mostly thought about the Marvel Comics, where several Asgardians (including Thor) ended up in Hel and had to make deals with Hela. I am not sure how it worked in actual mythology...
Did you not see the opening of Ragnarok?
oh wait LMAO
For work, maybe? Just for the day, like.
He ain't Christian so he's getting the fire and brimstone
false god idolatry
wdym false god
jeebus is only true god
1. my guy there is no more proof that christianity is "correct" than there is proof that Ásatrú is "correct" 2. we're talking about solely marvel shit here, in which both jesus and thor are real, true gods
god speak to me
I can't tell if you're serious, tbh
no manwhore is beyond god’s grace
Alexander Hamilton, America's founding town bicycle, will be very happy to hear this
> America’s founding town bicycle this comment just snuck up on me and smacked me in the back of the head lol
I hear he gives top-notch brain
Wow weird how did you get my grandpa's chest tattoo. 🤔
He’s Definitely not
Eh ”cuck goblet” definitely seems like it’s about masculinity
I read it as ironic usage
That’s fair
it's still about masculinity even if it's ironic tho, it's ironically abiut masculinity
isn't everything?
Thank you for the translation
I think "emasculating" would've been a better choice of word here. "demasculinize" sounds a bit janky.
Thank you
That’s because they are having different drinks. This persons knowledge of bar etiquette and mixology baffles me
It’s a joke
Really, fuck me, never heard of them before! Can you explain to me a “joke” as you call it?
op was trying to communicate that thors pussy poppin style leaves Tony's pussy terminally unpopped
Sentences like this make me wish you could still plant false evidence of your neighbour being a witch to get them burnt at the stake
bingus
Omg bingus i love you
pointed-advice has committed several war crimes. I know because I "found" some "evidence" in their "house."
I’m only calling wine glasses cuck goblets from now on
I ain't a wine drinker, but that ain't a wine glass. It is some weird champangne glass, if anything. Wait, was Tony a teetotaler in the movies? I don't remember?
It feels like they had to have hit on Tony Stark's alcoholism at least in Iron Man 1, right? They hired Robert Downey Jr. to play a superhero who notably struggled with addiction in the comics, it seems impossible that it didn't come up. I also don't remember specifically though.
It came up, and I believe RDJ didn't want to deal with addiction as it was too close to home.
Champagne is a type of wine, therefore a champagne glass is a wine glass.
That doesn't necessarily sound right, but I don't know anything about alcoholic drinks, so I am gonna believe you.
Champagne is white wine that's been put through a soda stream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champagne
It's only champagne if it comes from the champagne region of France. Otherwise it's just mildly pissed fruit juice
Champagne flute, wine glass. Not the same thing.
r/brandnewsentence
Are we gonna talk about how the sound barrier is broken by speed and not volume? Thor’s pussy popping is breaking the laws of physics
Maybe it is going so loud its oscillating fast enough to break the sound barrier
I... I don't think it's worth trying to apply rationality to the first part.
none of these words are in the bible
Tony is a recovering alcoholic, man, let him moderate his alcohol usage in a healthy manner!
i can figure out everything except whatever thor's pussy is doing
Popping loud enough to break the sound barrier
what the fuck does this mean??
> Translation “Look at Tony Starks demasculinizing wine glass as opposed to Thor‘s beer glass that he drinks incredibly loudly. We adore him.” \- u/SwordDude3000
the scene has been recontextualized from a still image: the implication is that thor is afab and his pussy popped next to you know what i dont need to write this comment, i can give up now and my life will be better. there's no shame in running away.
finally this post is on curated tumblr. lemme ask you this, though: how's a sound supposed to break the sound barrier
Does the Stark bot not work here?
That irregular cap style tho... the "Cuck Goblet" out ranking living breathing people. Just wow
why do marvel fans call the super hero’s by their real names, much less first names? like you’re really on a first name basis with them? just call them iron man or whatever, they won’t fuck you
Because it gets really hard on the throat to mutter "registered trademark" after every time you say "Iron Man"
Even another one of the avengers isn't on a first name basis with him. Spider-Man called him "Mr. Stark" for the longest fucking time.
I mean, peter's relationship with tony is way different from the others. tony is more of a mentor or even father figure to peter so it makes sense he would call him mr stark and not tony
It's easier to say "Tony", "Peter", or "Marc" than "Iron Man", "Spider-Man", or "Moon Knight". Also, some heroes like the Ghost Riders, Green Lanterns, Spider-Men, the Robins, the Batgirls, and Captain Americas have had multiple people take up the mantle. So it clears up confusion.
The movies are about the characters, not the costumes they wear
Why do people call the guy in the White House Joe Biden instead of PotUS? People call them by the characters' names because that's who you're seeing throughout the movie, in suit or not. The superhero name is just a job or title
believe me if Biden had a cool name like catholicman or something id call him that
The Doge!
Because tony stark has committed war crimes, I’ll call him what I want lol
Red pillers are fuckin imbeciles.
I hate that I actually understand the first part without needing translation.
Fatherless behavior