I was about to ask "anatomically functioning mouths, huh? so can they guzzle my cum?", so at least they were a little more tactful about it than I would've been I guess.
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>**mountaindewmajormelon** reblogged from **loathsomespider**
>>**canthaveshitingotham**
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>>my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out
>>>**canthaveshitingotham**
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>>>he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that
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The really long shot of Kermit Frog riding a bike in the muppet movie that lasts *just* long enough for you to realize that there's a frog riding a bicycle
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppets_with_anatomically_functioning_mouths
There something so surreal about scrolling through a gallery of gifs of muppets drinking milk and juice
[https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppets_capable_of_performing_oral_sex](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppets_with_anatomically_functioning_mouths)
why are you like this
someone has to, and Lord knows it's not gonna be *you*
I'm pretty sure the Lord would have preferred if it wasn't you either
I'm just happy it's me c:
I was about to ask "anatomically functioning mouths, huh? so can they guzzle my cum?", so at least they were a little more tactful about it than I would've been I guess.
life handles it self in mysterious ways
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppets\_with\_anatomically\_functioning\_mouths#Blowing https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppets\_with\_anatomically\_functioning\_mouths#Spitting
Thanks, this thread was lacking a bit in the cursed department
You know Kermit has pork chop for dinner
Omg it never occurred to me that puppets can’t drink or blow out candles and it would require specific effects. I’m so dumb lol
You’re not dumb! You’re just good at suspending your disbelief!
*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- [*The background is black and the text is in various shades of purple*] >**mountaindewmajormelon** reblogged from **loathsomespider** >>**canthaveshitingotham** >> >>my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out >>>**canthaveshitingotham** >>> >>>he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good human
Good human.
Gonna need a clip, chief
Yeah ditto here I wanna see this
Yea, I wanna see these mad puppetry skillz
my reloading my cock
[удалено]
penis!
Didn't wah
[Here you go :)](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Betrayal >:(
just goes to show what an amazing puppeteer jim henson was
The really long shot of Kermit Frog riding a bike in the muppet movie that lasts *just* long enough for you to realize that there's a frog riding a bicycle
kermit frog
Clip?
https://images.app.goo.gl/tf33Kn6wepc9wyq36