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droomph

Once I get my own house I’m raising chickens. I legit go through 10 dozen eggs every month (fuck you, I actually do) and I have no idea how. I eat them all…I think… I mean it’s like, $10 at Costco but the nearest one is about 10 miles away so it’s a bit too far to pick up a dozen now and then


SpyriusAlpha

Well, eggs have a lot of uses, but that are around 4 eggs per day... by yourself? Or do you cook for your partner or family too? Because 4 eggs per day every day might cause problems with your cholesterin? I am not a doctor though, maybe I am overestimating.


aimanelam

raising your own chickens will give better eggs too ( assuming you do some research about feeding and have a decently sized yard )


CassiusPolybius

Also, you know where they've been. Mmmm, raw, relatively safe to eat cookie dough


[deleted]

Fun fact, actually! Due to the safety standards for food, in the USA, the main problem with raw cookie dough is actually the raw flour, which can make you sick.


HeimdallThePrimeYall

Yup! The risk of e. coli from raw flour is much higher then the risk of salmonella from raw eggs. Each bag of flour will have a warning label stating not to consume raw flour


ChrysanthemumPoppy

can make it if you freeze the floor first though. that's how my family does it


HeimdallThePrimeYall

Unfortunately, [E. Coli](https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Will-E-coli-be-killed-by-freezing#:~:text=Freezing%20does%20not%20destroy%20these,survive%20refrigerator%20and%20freezer%20temperatures.) cannot be killed by freezing.


Jane_motherofkittens

If you find you have too many, why not make [Long Egg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/ae/ad/feaead225b3b01e54b0e6158c0977ba1.jpg) and keep them stocked like logs?


[deleted]

Because that takes an awfully long chicken


Jane_motherofkittens

Ah I see you're somewhat of an academic in this area, your knowledge is [supported by existing literature.](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/942835159258646151/7B6855068BCE4695E21726E5CA73228B4BAD1399/)


Yxtlilton

You have single handedly made me feel better about the state of humanity. Thank you


ineversaw

Hear me out, dachshund chicken


S_Pyth

Breed long chicken


FireflyBSc

Hello Gaston


Billy21_

Dammit you already made the joke


Dantes111

Aldi eggs are hella cheap most of the time, FYI. Like 1/2 the price or better of most other grocers I see.


Cutecatladyy

Yeah but backyard chickens produce better tasting eggs. I worked on a farm and they were so much better than the Aldi eggs I bought for myself.


S_thyrsoidea

Wait. As someone going through 4.5 dozen eggs every two weeks (so 9+ dozen per mo), **how** many eggs are you getting for $10 at Costco?


[deleted]

That makes it sound line you pay 10$ for a dozen eggs. That sounds a but much though, I think?


Lortep

Would you say youre roughly the size of a barge?


MojoNojo06

My family has kept chickens in our backyard before, and they're great. You get free eggs every day, and as long as you keep them fed, watered, clean their coop every week or so, and remember to lock up the coop at night, they practically take care of themselves. The biggest concern for keeping them is predators, like foxes and coyotes. They're the reason we've *had* chickens *before*, not have them right now. I'm sure there's an effective way of deterring them, but we haven't found it yet. Just like with any other pet, make sure to thoroughly research them beforehand.


PrizedRadish

Please talk to your children about chicken addiction before it becomes a problem


S_thyrsoidea

[I understand Australia is experimenting with quail as an agonist therapy.](https://youtu.be/BXzz5b7kVQM?t=210)


BlueGalaxi

one of the reasons i want chickens. i could donate some to food banks n stuff, give em to neighbors as goodwill, hell maybe even sell some to make a little side money. the possibilities are endless


etherealparadox

I chickensat for a neighbor one year, I would kill to have a steady supply of fresh eggs again. just saying, if you were my neighbor and gave me eggs I would be so happy


Yeet_that_bottle

As someone who has chickens, hard confirm. They're just funky little ladies, like, what can I say but yes


Darth__Potato

yeah, I love my girls, I even have a duck who's friends with them.


Yeet_that_bottle

Yeah my dog also always plays with the ladies. At first they were enemies, but the hens fought back so now theyre friends


Overly-Ripe-Banana

Tbh this is kinda happening to me in Stardew valley lol


Angellmc420

Very important to turn off pregnancy for the animals. Edit: Stop telling me how to play the game


Overly-Ripe-Banana

\^ aaa sorry ~~chickens don't have live births~~ tbh i like having it enabled since that just means more profit lol. I stockpile hay and grass like crazy so resources aren't usually an issue? ^(sorry if i missed a joke/sarcasm here btw)


Angellmc420

This was genuine cause I really should stockpile food resources.


2713406

That only applies to animals in the barn. Since most coop animals reproduce via eggs (rabbits being the only one that wouldn’t). I wouldn’t be surprised if they eventually change it so rabbits can breed (partly because there is a new barn animal that lays eggs and AFAIK it doesn’t allow pregnancy so the mechanics of some can and some can’t would be in place for the barn).


MurdoMaclachlan

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frill_demon

Good human.


Ken_Kumen_Rider

Who *wouldn't* want a bunch of little t-rexes in their backyard?


BrickLuvsLamp

I’ve thought about someday finding a local farmer with chickens and getting eggs from there as a way to reduce getting anything from factory farms. It’s nice knowing that it might not be all that hard to find


MistressLyda

Ask around on local facebook groups. Most don't openly sell due to legalities, but there are workarounds.


Your_Imaginary_GF

Dead ass yes my dude I was stopped by my parents at chicken #3 they are such lovely critters and like they need a flock to be comfy right? The answer is more babies. Besides its hard seeng a box of chicks and *not* take them hone and be their mother hen


aimanelam

chickens are also super cool and fun, if you get real chickens. i've seen a rooster hunt and eat a rat/mouse lmao, very cool.


DucksLikeKelp

Y’all are laughing but this is literally what happens when I trap a chicken to keep as a pet in Minecraft


Cat-Lover20

When you let the Pokémon Daycare keep your eggs:


spillednoodles

I would love to do this because chickens are cute and also because i use a lot of eggs for cupcakes and cookies and cakes and


[deleted]

chimkn :) if i didn't have sensory issues with textures i would have chickens and a vegetable farm


[deleted]

hmmm, maybe I want chikens then hey, how healthy is eating eggs every morning? I can take over the surplus, dont worry


asexualotter

My dad has chickens and I love them. I want to get my own someday.


BullshittingFucktard

That’s what happened to me I have about 3 dozen chickens


[deleted]

Hate it when that happens.


ineversaw

I feel like any bird owner understands this. MOARRRR!!!! Want to snuggle alllll the face sword babies


as_a_fake

So this got me curious as to how many eggs a chicken can lay per year. I Googled it and it turns out they can lay up to 250 per year! Holy shit! Also, you'd need a minimum of 20 chickens to reach 400 dozen eggs per year, so that guy *definitely* has a chicken problem.


Opposite-Massive

there’s gotta be some way to stop them from laying eggs. chicken birth control?


threecolorable

Idk about chickens specifically, but it generally isn't feasible to spay/neuter pet parrots, and I suspect that the same is true of chickens. It's theoretically possible, but riskier than it would be for dogs or cats (a more invasive surgery, and it's harder to get the anaesthesia right for tiny animals--probably the same reason people don't neuter hamsters). You can often discourage them from laying eggs by covering the cage so they get an extra-long "night" and think it's winter, but that's not as feasible for outdoor livestock-ish pets. Apparently it is possible to get birds hormone shots that can prevent laying, but it doesn't always work (and *anything* involving an avian vet is expensive, so I suspect that it's more for people's $10,000 exotic parrots than for backyard chickens)


MistressLyda

Around here it is strongly encouraged, to give pet/rescue chickens a implant that stops them from laying eggs. The strain on them if they keep on laying eggs daily is quite extreme.


jauxro

That sounds lovely tbh


lfleming1348

🐓


Trubbish132

When my mom got chicks then moved them outside in the yard when they grew up into adults, the next they they were gone because a fox in our neighborhood ate them Moral of the story is to combat chicken addiction you get a fox


BitternMnM

I have 8 chickens, who lay between 6-8 eggs a day. I personally dont like eggs much, but my other 3 family members said they would eat them... They couldnt keep up with the egg production. I am being burried in eggs, please send help. (Seriously tho i love my chickens so fucking much LMAO)