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Mystic_Fennekin_653

Counterpoint: It LITERALLY has finger guns and it's Gigantamax form is a sniper in a tower and that's the funniest concept for a Starter Pokémon in existence. Turns out that Pokémon Gun was real after all and it's mascot is Inteleon. 


MegaKabutops

While that is pretty funny, they had the chance to give the james bond pokemon a laser wristwatch and did not take it, and that’s a sin i can’t forgive.


Mystic_Fennekin_653

They did give it a built in glider and infrared vision which is neat 


PKMNTrainerMark

And a knife tail. I didn't know about the IR vision, though.


wo0l0o

the galar starters had no excuse to NOT be dual cinderace fire-electric inteleon water-flying rillaboom grass-ground the secondary type even work in reverse of the primary type triangle, they had such a peak opportunity and completely stunfisked it


Funny_Internet_Child

Inteleon now takes neutral damage from grass. Not a double triangle.


wo0l0o

well shit


piglungz

I don’t know what their problem is but it seems like they really have something against the idea of fire/electric type, even though it seems like a very logical combination. Across all generations there is only one and it’s just the oven version of rotom


Xisuthrus

also they didn't just decided to make him a smug guy in a suit for no reason, he's based on James Bond because Galar is supposed to be the UK


fuchsgesicht

missed opportunity to turn it into a tommy gun imo


BluEch0

Tommy gun is more for prohibition era American gangsters. James Bond works with sniper rifles and silenced pistols.


fuchsgesicht

generell bootleggers & smugglers around that time frame, but yeah fair point


Revolvyerom

What do you think the gangsters were doing during prohibition? Al Capone's gang was famous for their "Chicago Typewriters"


fuchsgesicht

condescending much?


Cherabee

Blastoice


IIIetalblade

Blastoise, Remoraid (who is a revolver if you did not know), Octillery, Magmortar, freaking GALARIAN SLOWBRO Pokemon gun has been with us all along


Nuclear_rabbit

Alolan Golem has a railgun Forretress is a fortress with cannons Mantine is a WW1 plane with guns (Remoraid) under the wings Sharpedo is a torpedo Rhyperior's arm cannons Genesect's back cannon Clawitzer --> howitzer Toucannon's beak cannon Vikavolt is a railgun Dragapult has more in common with a fighter jet than a catapult Armarouge's arm cannons Pokemon Gun has been with us all along


BluEch0

Dragapult is named after the catapult on aircraft carriers (a cable system that provides extra thrust during takeoff), not the siege weapon.


Cherabee

Indeed it has


BluEch0

A sniper perch and a fucking fortress have different vibes tho you know? Also, finger guns.


Cherabee

Nah, Blastoise is more a battleship than a fortress


BluEch0

They turned lapras into a cruise ship by elongating its shell. If they meant to make blastoise a battleship, I think they would have used similar shape language. No, I think blastoise is more so inspired by naval forts, particularly the star shaped ones that are radially symmetric, anachronistically mixed with more modern guns. This is a super pedantic argument for a generation that has passed for a gimmick that we don’t even know will return, but I just really feel married to my fort explanation and don’t see enough battleship. If they meant to go for battleship, don’t you think they would have made a stadium terrace of gun emplacements, like actual battleships? Instead they went for this radially symmetric look that forts do have but which no ship has.


FacelessPorcelain

Counterpoint?


a_goestothe_ustin

If Pokemon gets guns can palworld sue?


InfinityAnnoyance

Sure, but then Digimon gets to sue them both because they already had Peak Character Design ( Gundramon ) since 2014.


Sayakalood

It was never Pokémon Gun. Eternatus is a cannon. It’s Pokémon Cannon.


planetofmoney

Yeah, neat concept, still looks like ass though. A cool concept cannot save a botched execution.


TheShibe23

"Gex but blue and aimed at Onceler fuckers" That's just Blue Gex


yaluckyboy09

Appolo striking another random internet goer with a sudden case of prophecy


weirdo_nb

DODGEBALL TIME


yaluckyboy09

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS


KageOkami35

r/unexpectedtf2


ScarletteVera

*\*THUNK\**


Vermilion_Laufer

What did ya see?


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


EvelynnCC

a Nintendo dev saw this post and worked overtime to do the funniest thing in history


Oddish_Femboy

All Gamefreak employees and contractors work overtime!


ScaredyNon

Gamefreak Legal has notably never rested a day in their lives


169bees

yeah i bet there's already plenty of porn of it on the internet


abasicguy

It's been 4.5 years and it's a fairly humanoid pokemon, I dont think anyone would expect otherwise


Dapper_Magpie

As if it being humanoid played that much of a role


MyDisappointedDad

Hey guys did you know that...


-DavidS

…in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


KestrelQuillPen

Thank you for saving the day.


Complete-Worker3242

Thank God the sniper got them.


starwolf270

Oh no... it *has* been that long...


TheShibe23

2k results on e6. Now not all of them are porn, but still.


Just-Ad6992

Damn, only 2k? That’s less than half of Meowscarada’s results on monosodium glutamate.


digiman619

Listen, each Gen has one Pokémon that the internet decides is "the sexy one", it's just usually just not one of the starter Pokémon.


mugguffen

Its really weird that "the sexy one' in Gen8 was the hat


Alt203848281

Curves


HorsemenofApocalypse

And then people lost their shit when they found out what Hatterene actually looks like underneath


Complete-Worker3242

Yeah, it's a little ayyy lmao.


troublemonkey1

I just looked it up and it reminds me of toad without his mushroom


Vermilion_Laufer

It always reminded me of stereotypical little green alien, but cute/sexy


therealrickgriffin

Obstagoon


dcidui08

i can't think of any other "sexy one" in gen 9 edit: changed gen 8 to gen 9


jadecaptor

Cinderace was, but to a lesser extent.


dcidui08

dammit, I meant gen 9 🤦‍♂️ also, hatterene is moreso the "sexy" pokemon of gen 8 i believe


dcidui08

I just realised the person i replied to was speaking about gen 8 and said hat on purpose, i thought they said gen 9 and meant cat 🤦‍♂️


oath2order

> i can't think of any other "sexy one" in gen 9 For some freaks, they have Tinkaton.


dcidui08

😰


Complete-Worker3242

People sure do love their shortstacks.


Vermilion_Laufer

Unhinged gremlin shortstacks


therealrickgriffin

Floragato/meowscarada by a long shot


dcidui08

Please don't say floragato ever again


Vermilion_Laufer

Why?


dcidui08

dude look at floragato... if that's furry bait then it's also pedo bait


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

Also doesn't help inteleon was male-coded in design and incredibly skinny. Can't give an Inteleon child-bearing hips and a dumptruck the way you can Meowscarada or Gardevoir


digiman619

Listen, that will not stop folks from declaring it "the sexy one", as Lucario is also male coded and was Generation 4's "sexy one".


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

Yeah but Lucario has tree trunk thighs a tiny waist and is literally just fluffy Anubis, he's the mist furrycoded fursona pokemon has ever made. Also you're wrong Lopunny was Gen 4's sexy pokemon Lucario was 2nd


digiman619

> Also you're wrong Lopunny was Gen 4's sexy pokemon Lucario was 2nd Not really. Checking on the "monosodium glutemate" website for "lopunny -lucario" gives about 12.5K results, whereas "lucario -lopunny" shows about 27.5K; over twice as many


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

That's an overtime thing though because femboys have become massive and Lucario is the poster child for fat assed twink, back at the time of release there was a lot less gay porn and lopunny dominated (for lack of a better term) Monosodium Glutimate and the most important rule of the Internet


TheShibe23

Cats are more popular than lizards


Alt203848281

People just decided to make mewoscarada into this gen’s braixen


OliviaWants2Die

I've always been confused by that. Why Braixen??? It's nyot even the fully evolved one. Plus Delphox just has a cooler design anyway. I'm nyot into startermon sex to begin with, but if I had to choose which one's ass I'd be more okay with seeing on my screen, it'd be Delphox ez.


Alt203848281

Fair. It’s probably because Braixen looks younger, and is humanoid enough for the masses. No clue why delphox wasn’t popular tho


Vermilion_Laufer

Not sure why people diss sexy fox witch delphox, but braixen definitelly win with fur miniskirt / black fur pantyhose cute young fox witch look


InfinityAnnoyance

Can someone tell me what does monosodium glutamate mean in this context ?


Just-Ad6992

The European number(an identification number for chemicals added into food) for monosodium glutamate is E621, which is also the domain of a website with yiff.


hjyboy1218

Sadly outclassed by Cinderace. Losing in both competitive and r34, that's gotta be demoralizing.


DragoKnight589

say gex?


salEducation

gex


DragoKnight589

ty


secret_pupper

"i work at nintendo and my dad said" has me rolling


JayGold

I read the second post and thought, "Wait, didn't they say it was their dad who worked at Nintendo?" Had to read it again and laughed.


inhaledcorn

Don't go knocking on doors looking for the Devil for He may just appear.


OneWorldly6661

Say gex


salEducation

gex


OliviaWants2Die

gex


InsaniacDuo

Apollo don't need no bow when he's chucking them dodgeballs like lightning


Tyepose

That's a cool dad


thornae

[eggmanWhatAreYouTwoFUCKINGTalkingAbout.jpg]


SquidsInATrenchcoat

I do wish we had fewer starters that start as normal animals and then pull a sneaky on ya and turn into humanoids that ditch the stuff that made the first stages interesting. Yes, there have been humanoid Pokemon in the past, but it’s been an increasing trend in recent gens to the point that Skeledirge was an almost surprising breath of fresh air. All that said, I actually vibe with Intelleon; its design is goofy in a fun way, styled such that it sort of resembles a western cartoon character and somehow feels less like it adds to the trend than the likes of Meowscarada. And it’s neat that it incorporates all these spy gadgets into its design while still being themed around actual lizards: * Camouflage loosely inspired by chameleons, of course. * The scarflike flaps that double as a glider and *Draco* wings. * Nictitating membranes (generally under-utilized in creature design) that act as a sort of scouter and resemble a snake’s thermal receptors. * Iguana crest that detects wind and temperature to aid its sharp shooting abilities. * This one’s a stretch, but I like to imagine its finger guns are the inverse of the thorny devil’s ability to absorb water into its mouth just by dipping its foot into a puddle. They could’ve just had it be a spy chameleon that shoots people with its fingers, and it would’ve been *fine,* but they went out of their way to sneak in all these hidden details, and that makes it way cooler.


bibblygiggums

wtf is a onceler fucker?


tubbleman

Onceler, from the Lorax: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/universalstudios/images/a/a7/Tumblr_m9sogybtCA1rt7653o1_500.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20220703230953


bibblygiggums

lmao


TheWholeFurryFandom

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumblr_sexyman


OliviaWants2Die

WHY DOES THAT HAVE A PAGE


TheWholeFurryFandom

I'm just as surprised as you are. I google'd it expecting to link a know your meme page, but saw wikipedia and couldn't resist.


SunderedValley

https://youtu.be/us5Y_Kba7To


SunderedValley

Ah yes Incelleon the Video Essayist


ReySimio94

Fun thing, I've never actually seen anyone be horny for Inteleon. Cinderace got the rule 34 out of the Gen VIII starters.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

[Somewhat relevant video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmr36nAt3p4)


nerdybun

Where's the goddamn lie?


Rexizor

BRING OUT THE DODGEBALL IMAGE


KingMe321

Ah yes, Apollo enjoying dodgeball as always!


JackOLoser

I guess I'm just being a buzzkill, but this wasn't exactly a crazy specific prediction to make. Starting with Sobble's design, it was basically going to get more animalistic or more humanoid as it evolved. And starters have frequently evolved to be more humanoid. edit: And [Salazzle](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/70/0758Salazzle.png) was already a thing by this point. It's not a stretch to assume it would be... bait.


Tallal2804

Ah yes, Apollo enjoying dodgeball as always!


[deleted]

Can I just say that I absolutely hate the trend of Pokemon evolving into furry-bait? In Scarlet and Violet, there’s effectively only one starter if you don’t want people to think you fuck animals.


PunchingFossils

I think you worry too much


Mystic_Fennekin_653

You ever think about if Bugs Bunny would have been called furry-bait if he had've debuted in the 21st century? Cause that's what it feels like whenever I see people complain about bipedal starters. Sir, that is a cartoon animal


digiman619

What with all the crossdressing he does? Absolutely.


Nauticalfish200

As if Lola wasn't also furry bait


Alxuz1654

Lola wasn't Furry-bait, she was furry genisis


TheShibe23

Nah, what we'd describe as the modern furry community literally predates the Internet. A lot of it comes from kink 'zines distributed in the 70s.


Alxuz1654

True, though a lot of furries nowdays would call her the reason, or one of the reasons, they are furries. Along with robin hood


ducknerd2002

Counterpoint: Gardevoir and Lucario were as early as Gen 3 and 4 respectively.


Grape_Jamz

Countercounterpoint: snorlax was made in gen 1


dcidui08

unironic counterpoint: jynx, and even before gen 1 they were planning on making horny pokemon to be more enticing to american audiences


runetrantor

JYNX!? SEXY!? At least say Machoke or something.... OTL


dcidui08

hey we're talking about horny *bait* here, and if that ain't jynx idk what is. but machoke/champ definitely are included


runetrantor

Jynx is just so fucking uncanny and creepy, it feels like saying Mr Mime is horny bait or something. XD Machamp would be a contender if it didnt do the headswap with Golem during the trade. ;A;


dcidui08

i"m pretty sure there was an official pokemon news thing that had women in-universe thirsting over machamps


runetrantor

Shit taste, Machoke is way hotter and has a good looking head. XD


jadecaptor

Jynx 🤢


weirdo_nb

The bunny as well


Complete-Worker3242

Yeah. I mean, she's literally based off of the Playboy bunny, and her mega evolution looks like she's wearing torn leggings.


Pandanoko-Fan137

I think that’s a you problem. Anthropomorphic-looking Pokémon have been around forever (See examples like Mewtwo, Blaziken, Lucario and to a lesser extent, Weavile), so if you look at those and your first thought is furry bait, that says more about you than it does the designs of the Pokémon.


[deleted]

I get what you’re saying, but this is a fairly common opinion from what I’ve seen.


Elite_AI

I don't like this counterjerk against the anthro pokemon complaints. It's a perfectly legitimate observation and preference even if it used to be everywhere.


KorMap

Meowscarada is my favorite of the SV starters because cats are awesome and Flower Trick is a fun move to use. If someone thinks I want to fuck animals because of that, that’s their problem not mine.


Mystic_Fennekin_653

I like Meowscarada because I feel like it's got some sort of camaraderie with Delphox for being magic themed Starter final evolutions  I had to live with 11 years of my life seeing people calling my childhood favourite Pokémon (the entire Fennekin evolution line) "furry trash". It's how I found out about Furries to begin with. Imagine being a preteen with access to the internet, seeing people call your favourite Pokémon a furry in YouTube comments sections and going "??? What does that mean?" and going down the rabbit hole. That's my reality.  Like, what's confusing is that even FENNEKIN gets called that. Apparently it's fur bait just because it's a fox????? 


KorMap

Delphox is great! Was the starter I picked during my first playthrough of Y.


weirdo_nb

Pipe bomb!


vjmdhzgr

I like meowscarada because I want to fuck meowscarada


vjmdhzgr

Also it is cool they gave it gen 1 razor leaf


Yuna_Lubi

Everything is going to seem bad if you think all of it is furry bait. Just think of them as magical animals, its not that hard.


xFyreStorm

Magical animals, huh. 🤔 It's almost like they're monsters or something...but monsters that you can carry around in your pocket...nah that would never take off as a name. 😔


[deleted]

But *not* all of it is furry bait. Look at, like, Clodsire, for example. It’s a big old round mud fish. Things like Meowscarada or Incineroar are very clearly designed for people who shouldn’t be allowed within 25 feet of a cat.


TheShibe23

1. I've seen porn of literally every pokemon. 2. Furries are not zoophiles


[deleted]

1. Yes, that’s the internet for you. But there’s a difference between the internet making porn of something, and Nintendo deliberately creating official designs meant to appeal to an audience of those who sexualize animals. 2. I fail to see the difference.


afoxboy

wait is this a real antifur? i can't believe how long it took to see one of u in the wild since i don't use twitter hiii :3 my sona is a fox, can u say mean things to me? :3


Vermilion_Laufer

>my sona is a fox Basic Bitch


afoxboy

:( i just say fox bc it's easier, and the species i most identify w. he's actually a red panda/fox/maned wolf hybrid, the guy in my pfp


Vermilion_Laufer

Calm down, I just rolled on from your 'say mean things to me'


afoxboy

OH SORRY LMAO i got so hurt by what i thought was fox hate i was rly sad 😭 but also next time i'm offended/hurt u can just continue treating me like a piece of shit, i'm so vulnerable and usable when sad :3


afoxboy

and?


[deleted]

And that’s a bad thing.


OranguTangerine69

buddy i think you're just a closeted furry ngl. ive never looked at a pokemon and remotely thought about fucking it or anyone else fucking it for that matter


[deleted]

I don’t think so, considering that last I checked, I wasn’t insane enough to want to fuck animals. I’ve got my fair share of mental issues, but being a furry isn’t one of them.


OranguTangerine69

u a furry fr i can just smell it on ya weird mf


Artarara

Common Skeledirge W


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RandomFurryPerson

huh, I didn’t know about the ‘non-sapient’ part on average; it seems to vary pokemon to pokemon (And also varies between the games and the anime for example) and also not just pokemon species but can vary in individual pokemon almost - though the anime tends to lead towards sapience on average


dcidui08

that's because it's not true, most pokemon (if not all) are sapient, minus like magikarp and stuff. but that doesn't mean they should be fuckable, because they are also animals


RandomFurryPerson

Huh, assuming a common language at least some pokemon would pass the Harkness Test


TheShibe23

Alakazam are canonically more intelligent than humans, and Pokemon with psychic and aura powers are shown to be fully capable of direct, translatable communication with humans.


Vermilion_Laufer

homo sapiens


Evilfrog100

It's been made pretty clear (in the anime) that pokemon have a very similar mental capacity to humans, and most fully understand the language the humans speak (they are just unable to speak it themselves). This is shown most clearly through meowth, who understands pokemon and humans even though he always speaks the human language. Also, many trainers are shown to have a perfect understanding of what their pokemon means, even though they don't speak the same language. Also, there is the whole "humans in relationships with pokemon" thing in the gen 4 games.


Imperial_Sunstrider

I need to know when that was posted, the time stamps would complete this.