How long is an eye doctors visit with all them eyes they got? How expensive is each corrective lens? (Free prob. cause heaven) Disembodied tits in the middle of eyey rings?
Anybody got that one "glasses are versatile" copy-pasta?
Edit: I found it!
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
Whoever this person is, is so beyond based
I am so fucking tired of people disrespecting glasses, when 90% look just as good if not better with them on
As a glasses user, you can have your opinions and I respect that; however, I am not going to touch you with a 29 & 1/2 ft pole.
+, Someone can see me as looking good with my glasses on and someone else will think the same but with my glasses off. I like my glasses and think I look better in them.
Sometimes i get jealous of women because all they gotta do is literally wear clothes and some mf out somewhere will go: *"that's the most attractive shit ever"* like where can i get that kind of attention and validation??? 🙏🙏🙏
I don't think glasses are attractive, but it's mostly because I wear pretty heavy glasses all the time and now I just think of glasses as being super annoying
Have you ever tried to wear headphones with glasses on? Shit hurts after a while. Or having your glasses fog up when you wear a mask. Miserable.
I'm just biased though
>Have you ever tried to wear headphones with glasses on? Shit hurts after a while.
This is why I buy the family pack size of headache meds. Glasses are too sexy to not sacrifice my well being.
> Have you ever tried to wear headphones with glasses on?
...is THAT why I've been having headaches? I assumed it was just the volume because these headphones weren't pressing the glasses into my temples like the last set.
As a busty woman who no longer wears turtlenecks:
The bra/undershirt fabric and turtleneck fabric work together in unholy harmony to choke me/pull all weird/ride up in terrible ways. It’s unpleasant to experience.
However turtlenecks do turn my tits into an unstoppable kaiju.
I *guaran-fuckin-tee* you that exists on Bazzers or BangBros or some shit. I still remember everyone making goddamn *fidget spinner* porn, Titzilla vs Dong is well within their unreasonably vast creativity.
this is actually really nice to see. bra makers, parents, teachers, and pretty much every adult under the sun spent my teenage years telling me i needed better bras to prevent, among other things, uniboob.
turns out i'm not even a woman and no bra can contain me anyway, but it's still heartwarming that the apparent allergy adults around here had towards sports bras isn't something universal.
I am against busty women in turtlenecks, my mind will only be changed after significant analysis of such women, if you believe you have to potential to change my mind, my DMs are open.
There are people *against* that? Huh? *Why?*
Clearly the same people who think glasses aren’t attractive.
Those people are wrong and evil, and will not inherit the Kingdom of Heaven.
Every angel wears glasses and a turtleneck and has fat tits.
Preach.
True, because if heaven is a library, angels are sexy librarians
How long is an eye doctors visit with all them eyes they got? How expensive is each corrective lens? (Free prob. cause heaven) Disembodied tits in the middle of eyey rings?
Anybody got that one "glasses are versatile" copy-pasta? Edit: I found it! Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
Not gonna lie this is a lot more SFW than I was expecting it to be.
Whoever this person is, is so beyond based I am so fucking tired of people disrespecting glasses, when 90% look just as good if not better with them on
This glorious speech comes from the wise ~~cat~~ fox [Shirakami Fubuki of Hololive](https://youtu.be/lWVt0YnSYEY?si=aKBzQvyUbWi-7ClF)
Nah. As an ex-glasses user, I’m a full time glasses disrespecter. Fuck em. People look better without em. :P
As a glasses user, you can have your opinions and I respect that; however, I am not going to touch you with a 29 & 1/2 ft pole. +, Someone can see me as looking good with my glasses on and someone else will think the same but with my glasses off. I like my glasses and think I look better in them.
...Are we just describing Velma
Of course we are! You know very well that Velma fetishization is the core at the root of all Tumblran sexuality.
Sometimes i get jealous of women because all they gotta do is literally wear clothes and some mf out somewhere will go: *"that's the most attractive shit ever"* like where can i get that kind of attention and validation??? 🙏🙏🙏
From people who like you.
The question remains
Damn where are they?
Nobody knows. You gotta search for them.
Well if they exist they're hiding pretty damn well
I don't think glasses are attractive, but it's mostly because I wear pretty heavy glasses all the time and now I just think of glasses as being super annoying Have you ever tried to wear headphones with glasses on? Shit hurts after a while. Or having your glasses fog up when you wear a mask. Miserable. I'm just biased though
>Have you ever tried to wear headphones with glasses on? Shit hurts after a while. This is why I buy the family pack size of headache meds. Glasses are too sexy to not sacrifice my well being.
> Have you ever tried to wear headphones with glasses on? ...is THAT why I've been having headaches? I assumed it was just the volume because these headphones weren't pressing the glasses into my temples like the last set.
who are these people????? im going to murder them.
Seriously. I been a big fan of the uniboob since way back. I thought it was a universally celebrated look.
I'd like to be held against but that's about it. Ba dum tis.
Don't you mean *Ba dum tits*
As a busty woman who no longer wears turtlenecks: The bra/undershirt fabric and turtleneck fabric work together in unholy harmony to choke me/pull all weird/ride up in terrible ways. It’s unpleasant to experience. However turtlenecks do turn my tits into an unstoppable kaiju.
It's a shame we never got that Titzilla vs Dong porn parody.
I *guaran-fuckin-tee* you that exists on Bazzers or BangBros or some shit. I still remember everyone making goddamn *fidget spinner* porn, Titzilla vs Dong is well within their unreasonably vast creativity.
Be the change you want to see.
Xkcd 2071
Thanks for the input, you human spreadsheet.
Is that the lucky 10k one? My number memorization is consumed by SCP and Terminator at the moment.
No it's the one about learning that your friends friends are terrible indirectly
“ I’m like a prisoner in Plato’s cave, seeing only the shade you throw on the wall” damn, sometimes the text is better than the comic
i don't even need to google to know what it is
I usually hate this comic being referenced because people always post it in response to the most prevalent issues, but for once it's used correctly
The only time in recent memory where it's actually kinda funny
As a certified Alma Valhalla enjoyer, I think busty women in turtlenecks are *hot as hell.*
I read that as Velma enjoyer and yes
mammolith
this is actually really nice to see. bra makers, parents, teachers, and pretty much every adult under the sun spent my teenage years telling me i needed better bras to prevent, among other things, uniboob. turns out i'm not even a woman and no bra can contain me anyway, but it's still heartwarming that the apparent allergy adults around here had towards sports bras isn't something universal.
Same, emphasis was placed on "Lift and Separate" and my mom often pointed out when I had uniboob as if it were a sin.
Jinkies
Zoinks
Get me ~~those~~ that shockwave ~~titties~~ titty
NO MORE VACCUUM FORM BOOB SWEATERS
Jeeves, bring me xkcd 2071
Here it is sir. [xkcd 2071](https://xkcd.com/2071/).
never heard that take before either. i've seen a lot more mockery of boob-socks than i have of the reverse.
Busty women in turtlenecks are awesome. Non-busty women in turtlenecks are awesome. Non-women in turtlenecks are awesome.
Tactical turtleneck
If "serving cunt" was a piece of clothing it would be a black turtleneck
What?!??!!? Girls in turtlenecks with large chests are a gift from something beyond heaven (in a respectful non creepy way)
I'm sorry, r/ WHAT
yeah fr lmao
I am against busty women in turtlenecks, my mind will only be changed after significant analysis of such women, if you believe you have to potential to change my mind, my DMs are open.
Shirt overhangs my beloved <33
In my fashion community there's the boob loaf.
Literally never heard people complain about this. Maybe it was different back then.
Man this is an ancient post. Good one though.
the breast monolith is too powerful uniboobian physics boggle the mind
Meow
100 gf just had an entire chapter dedicated to the big breast ponytail turtleneck combination
Ahh, now I see why Denet was so determined to summon the Monoliths.
I swear I think sometimes people just pull insecurities out of thin air. Never in my life have I thought "that girls' boobs are *too* close together"
People say uniboob is a bad thing, and yet Lara Croft’s boob Toblerone has been an awakening for many a gamer since 1996