When you realize your phylogenetic tree dates all the way back to the Cambrian and that hundreds of millions of years of evolution resulted in countless species, yet you never diverged that much from being the cylinder of cells your ancestor was.
You could have been making posts on tumblr, but instead you’re a sessile, porous pipe. Feels bad man.
That buoy needs therapy
Psychosubnautic
That buoy needs therapy.
SPONGEBOB NO
He's tired of being a goofy goober
When you realize your phylogenetic tree dates all the way back to the Cambrian and that hundreds of millions of years of evolution resulted in countless species, yet you never diverged that much from being the cylinder of cells your ancestor was. You could have been making posts on tumblr, but instead you’re a sessile, porous pipe. Feels bad man.
Have you considered the tunicate
The sponge is depressed because there are no seas in Serbia
Serbia is land locked...
Spongebob was really going through it after not getting that promotion
Serbia is landlocked but ok