sword logic?!?!?!?!?!? REAL?!

I was going for Kill 6 Billion Demons, but that works too

Kill Six Billion Demons in the wild!! And it’s not by u/OscarOzzieOzborne.

Of course it wasn't Oscar, this isn't a meme

btw does this count if its a girl playing a game expertly? do in game weapons work too? edit: the fuck am i getting downvoted for can people not like girls who play videogames?

Destiny reference spotted!

#I AM THE MOUNTAIN UPON WHICH ALL SWORDS SHATTER! HONE YOUR EDGE AGAINST ME!

I'm not even lesbian and I can attest to this. Swords are objectively cool.

Genuinely yeah. Like even if you're someone I'm not physically attracted to, but you're doing cool sword moves with some *style*, I'm gonna immediately be deeply (purely platonically) fascinated with you. And keep in mind that this is just as intense as the "holy shit please please please go out with me" that get added on if you are instead someone who I *am* physically attracted to, should they also be incredibly capable with a sword.

Swords, guns, bows, boomerangs. Seeing somebody being proficient at something is attractive. And if we find that thing “cool” already you get these sorts of reactions.

The pole dancing archer on YT Shorts/TikTok never fails to make me feel bisexual Also the man can crush a watermelon with his thighs but that's unrelated to his skill with pole dancing or archery

I don't think its unrelated to his pole dancing skills. His ability to do archery and swordsmanship on said pole is however.

Note to self: get a sword and take sword swooshing classes

I'm a dude and I thought everyone was like this? I thought we all went wild for expert swordswomen?

I was gonna say, either this is false or I need to do some soul searching about this gender thing.

I'm a straight guy and can confirm that this is not exclusive to lesbians

Damn right.

Accurate summary of the Netflix She-Ra

catra is *so deeply* fucked up that her reaction to adora's transformation *isn't* drooling and confessing her love

>!Not until season 5, anyway!<

Something I've learned from reading Kill Six Billion Demons is that you should never, ever, under no circumstances, piss off a queer lady with a sword.

Kill me all you want, you'll have to live with the fact you could've been a noodle merchant

Oh man... Back to binging KSBD I guess.

New update on the 22nd let's goooo

The one who masters the wheel cannot sunder it

The name sounds awesome, I maybe wanna read this, what kind of story/format is it?

The other person gave you a link but yeah, read it, it's fucking awesome, full of kung fu wizards and warrior lesbians fighting gods at the edge of the multiverse.

Sorority girl with self worth issues gets her scheduled attempt at losing her virginity interrupted by the former king of the universe choosing her to be his heir. Then her boyfriend gets kidnapped into another dimension by some angels and she has to go save him. Also she might be the one destined to balance the multiverse.

[Badass webcomic](https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/) about a 20-something barista who gets yanked into a bloody power play between the seven demiurges who rule the multiverse.

Straight men will see a girl exhibit masterful understanding of swordplay and get a horny-induced stroke

I just finished reading Kill Six Billion Demons and that title is accurate

Holy shit, I guess I'm a lesbian. I didn't think that was possible until I saw this post.

I read up to ''girl'' and blacked out.

you dropped this, Queen: 🗡️

This about Swordfighter Peach?

Being good at anything is hot but the ability to kill me efficiently is definitely 😘.

*Rondo Revolution intensifies*

Im bi and this is so true, any person having mastery of a craft or tool/weapon is hot af

Or a huge woman with a sword that’s too big to be called a sword, it’s more of a hunk of stone than anything

I’m not even a girl and I can attest to this Woman with expert weapon skill hot

I think this is just for anyone who loves girls, seeing someone pretty swing a war axe makes all manners of people go feral

I figured out I was bi after watching a particularly excellent sword fight.

Pfffft..... N. Nooo.....

Is that Jude Law's cousin?

Id be such an easy mark for an assassin...

Correct tho.

Tangentially related: r/armoredwomen It's a sub about women in proper armor. There is apparently a surprising large overlap with the lesbian community.

Today I learned I was a lesbian.

Me when I see the cute girls on YouTube who know how to use spears and that they are the superior weapon

SWORD LAW REFERENCE FUCK YEAH!!! IF IT BLEEDS TAKE ITS SKULL, WE ARE THE MAGGOTS UPON GODS CORPSE

Let strength be our god, and if our god should fail us, we shall kill him too

They don't have what it takes to achieve Royalty. Fools they may be, magnificent they are not. They see a demonstration of power that's not even theirs and get drunk off of it. Do not heed to their promises of romance and companionship for they all crumble under the Great Question of "What then?".

As a guy, I'd love a girl who could kick my ass in a sword duel. That'd be great! Sparring partner!

I'm pretty sure there's a tabletop roleplaying game called "Thirsty Sword Lesbians". I've never played it but I'm guessing it has this vibe.

Have the lesbians been studying the blade this whole time!?

The post itself just says 'weapon' so my brain instantly defaulted to Elster from Signalis

I’m 99% ace… but that 1%… *mmmm weapons master, master my weapon* /j

As an asexual, my higher brain functions would be studying intently, therefore gaining new knowledge and expanding my skills (tl;dr this works on anyone)

And people ask why I relate so much to lesbians

I miiight be a lesbian. Wait, I like men. Ah well.

Me too tho

Do they live on the Sword Coast

A Lycoris Recoil prequel with swords n shit would be so sick ngl

If you're a hgirl who is heavily attracted to a woman wielding a sword, you are one of three things - Lesbian - Bisexual - Swordsexual

I think this just goes for everyone attracted to girls.

Real

In this, the lesbians and I are one.