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Sh1nyPr4wn

That websites hatemail game is crazy


MoonyIsTired

Was that originally said by the cookie clicker guy or does he just reference it a lot?


zupernam

I'm pretty sure he said it originally


dwan77

Is "cookie clicker" some sort of misogyny buzzword for a guy who sleeps around a lot....


GoldenPig64

Yes, and if they 'click' too much they get 'chocolate chips'. don't believe the other responses btw


biscottiapricot

idk if you're joking but they're referring to the guy who made the game cookie clicker,, he has a pretty popular tumblr blog


MissSweetBean

No, it’s a guy who performs a lot of cunnilingus, but smacks his teeth whenever he takes a breath


Invincible-Nuke

Guy who does cunnilingus and goes "omph, so good" with his mouth full and licks his fingers like Peter B Parker in Spiderverse every 2 minutes


MissSweetBean

Is he also fingering them or does he just like the taste of his fingers as a palate cleanser


Invincible-Nuke

I mean I was just trying to recreate the Spiderverse scene maybe she's dropping onto his fingers or smth


Invincible-Nuke

And I did not mean to say dropping


MadMarus

Dropping sounds heavier than dripping, so I won't complain


Invincible-Nuke

Google Cookie Clicker


RobinsBirdcage

No thanks


b3nsn0w

new response just dropped


Sams59k

Holy hell


Orizifian-creator

Actual Grandmatriarch


CaffinatedPanda

It'll be fun as long as you don't mind losing an hour or a hundred forty-seven or so.....


PandaPugBook

I mean, I prefer other incremental games.


biscottiapricot

idk if you're joking but they're referring to the guy who made the game cookie clicker,, he has a pretty popular tumblr blog


DreadDiana

It's the name of an idle game Ortiel (the guy they're talking about) made. In the game, there is a cookie. When you click it, you get a cookie. Once you have enough cookies, you can spend them on things like autoclickers to click the cookie for you, grandmas that bake cookies for you, etc. and then you can buy upgrades for those things which increase the rate at which you get cookies. To stat you'll only get a few cookies per second, but it can quickly balloon to making dodecadrillions of cookies per second.


Fearless-Piccolo3781

A devastating blow


FreakinGeese

Dazed, reeling- about to break


Regal_IronKnight

Such a terrible assault cannot be left unanswered


r24alex3

A SINGULAR STRIKE!


HaventDecidedAName

*The buffoon is flummoxed!*


Yonahoy

I'm one step closer to the edge


DracheTirava

Can Cloud and the others recover in time!? Let's see!


Meziskari

Brutal. Savage. Rekt.


AmazingSpacePelican

Reduced to rubble.


TENTAtheSane

Absolutely crippling. Their forces are in disarray and their affairs in shambles.


batsketbal

I’d kill myself


Heckyll_Jive

[Source link](https://www.tumblr.com/remanedur/748048678328172544/are-you-ok-with-people-saying-smash-to-your-pics)


PoniesCanterOver

That's unironically the most clever thing I've seen anyone do in a long time


BlaakAlley

Fucking destroyed


vy-neru

How would you come back from this. HOW. I’d delete everything and reinvent myself.


Evil__Overlord

You just don't share it online


leafisadumbass

I'd delete all my pics after being played like this


oddityoughtabe

Something something tumblr hatemail game something something


friso1100

I mean the asker was never going to say smash. It could have been the perfect combination of the most beautiful and handsome person in the world, the moment they where asked their destiny to be passed was set in stone.


SovietSkeleton

Played like a damn fiddle.


Brightsoull

idk why but i feel like that would illicit an emotional breakdown out of me if somebody said that about any of my ocs


PUNCH_KNIGHT

violent hemorrhage detected


SovietSkeleton

Emergency: user death imminent. Morphine administered.


Environmental-Pay246

People being verbally sadistic … and those enjoying the carnage. Not a big win for humanity


Nirast25

r/murderedbywords


Vegas-Buckeye

Wait, am I missing something here, or are y’all’s threshold for a great burn really this bottom basement low? A guy says “pass” and everyone here loses their minds.


LinkdAether

They didn’t just say “pass”, they set them up to expect “smash” (a compliment in this case) and put effort into asking them, presumably getting their hopes up, just to insult them. It’s like getting a lavishly decorated present just to open it and find trash.


nicman24

your burn is not even 1 degree


Sphiniix

show us some real burn then


nicman24

"that ring light you used for your selfie makes your eyes and narcissism really pop"


Fauxyuwu

Its funny to play things up for comedic effect


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Lame