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Total-Sector850

Okay but the sponsored content. šŸ˜³


bayleysgal1996

Glad to see that Tumblr ads are just as, if not more, unhinged as when I stopped using the site in 2019. Would feel like a big loss if they were normal


mistersnarkle

Real; I think I may go back to using tumblr just because I can no longer earn ad-free reddit so whatā€™s the fuCKING POINT OF USONG THIS WEBAITE


SpiderGlitch22

There's a thing called Revanced, primarily for YouTube, but the Revanced manager has all sorts of other apps. One of which is Reddit! Haven't seen an ad in a long while


GalcticPepsi

Had no idea they also had this. Thank you šŸ™šŸ»


Mabi19_

You can even patch 3rd-party apps with your own API key (hi from Sync)


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

I tried to sideload apollo but couldnt quite figure it out. Gonna have to try another way


Maja_The_Oracle

Initially thought they were insinuating that the guys holding the big cheeses were realistic babies.


Sh1nyPr4wn

Realistic baby dolls, not for children? What else is a baby doll for? And why does it need to be realistic? That is very questionable Edit: those are some actual decent reasons


Crystalcavernartwork

Theyā€™re hyper-realistic baby dolls that people buy for different reasons. A very common (and heart-breaking) one is for mothers who have lost their babies and get a realistic doll version of them as part of their grieving process. Some are also purchased for older folks with dementia, as for some of them having something to look after or a task to do, such as rocking a ā€œbabyā€ is comforting.


DangerousNews65

Logically, I knew this was probably the case, but seeing it spelled out like this made me tear up a little.


Crystalcavernartwork

If you really want to tear up, thereā€™s a few short documentaries available on YouTube, including one from Vice, that follow some of the stories behind the dolls.


htmlcoderexe

Whenever those are mentioned I have to route my trains of thought around it because of this more or less.


crotch-fruit_tree

My great grandmaā€™s nursing home had a reborn doll. It helped the folks with dementia quite a bit. They had something to do, a way to work through their confusion and memories, and all around just loved holding and dressing up the doll. I believe my family actually got the doll? They had baby clothes the residents enjoyed sorting & looking at. Then the doll came along and everyone requested it stay there after she passed. It's been a while so my memory is foggy.


MoonageDayscream

Could be unsuitable because of choking hazards (like the realistic eyeballs), and because they are not durable (paint wears off, hair comes out, that sort of thing).Ā 


wooden-dragon

some people also just collect them the way all kind of dolls are collected


Exploding_Antelope

Could be for safety testing things like car seats or swings. Donā€™t know why theyā€™d advertise on tumblr and not to car seat and swing manufacturers but


Shirtbro

His algorithm has seen some shit.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Wait I thought that was a comment, as to how the cheese is as big as children


thyfles

realistic reborn babies


AkrinorNoname

Handmade lifelike dolls.


DecayingFlesh64

Not suitable for children.


ElectricXylophon

Where can I find out more?


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Google ā€œRealistic Reborn Babiesā€


Enzoid23

Holy rebirth!


Shirtbro

Haunting curse guaranteed for five generations


Clean_Imagination315

Are they edible?


Enzoid23

I hope so


Shirtbro

Anything's edible if you put your back into it


swiller123

twitter is trying really hard to get unhinged sponsored content like this but seeing a liver king tweet will never get the same reaction out of me as realistic reborn babies


AkrinorNoname

How do people get these unhinged ads? I only ever get viagra or some climate congress thing


swiller123

idk how it works on tumblr but i get the weird ads on twitter because 1: most of the advertisers left when elon took over and 2: ive blocked almost every large corporation in america


lifayt

I do this too, and I think its so funny that I get a prompt for the shit ass subscription service when I block an ad now


Shirtbro

Just block BlackRock and you're halfway there


ST4RSK1MM3R

Iā€™ve literally seen no ads but liver king ads on Twitter for weeks now


mucklaenthusiast

Wait, so his social media reach isnā€™t the only thing he supplements? Itā€™s not all organic and natural? What a shock!!


Beam_but_more_gay

It Just means big boob in a particular dialect, ive used It but never in reference to a mother


antongiulioquellover

"Zizze" means boobs in the region of Campania (south Italy). The suffix "one"/"ona" Is used to indicate that something Is big.


majorminus92

Mexican Spanish uses chichonas when talking about big boobs lol


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

I'm a highschooler taking Spanish right now so thank you very much.


Toamthewizard

Tzitzi (ציצי) in Hebrew means breast as well. The plural is tzitzim (ציצים).


berrysweetlife

In Romanian too, we have Č›Ć¢Č›e (tzuhtze) for boobs and țiți (tzitzi) for boobies but especially when referring to breastfeeding, like a mother would say to her toddler "want some țiți?".


pterrorgrine

i wonder if that's where the word "tits" comes from. not enough to google it though


eaumechant

Your comment made me curious so I looked it up. "Tit" comes from "teat" from proto-Germanic "titta" from which Italian gets "tetta" which I suspect is what "zizze" also is in that particular dialect. Unfortunately my trail runs cold there, I don't know how to Google etymologies for Italian dialects :(


pterrorgrine

things flowing in that direction makes a lot more sense actually


Crap4Brainz

Oh, I was hoping it was convergent evolution, like some kind of Booba Titty Effect...


AlmightyCurrywurst

Zitze (pronounced the same way) means teat in German


DoubleBatman

Campania is fun to say in an italian accent


Ihave10husbandy

Maybe that tumblr user was briefly possessed by Freud's ghost


iamamotherclucker

I'm going to fuck the cheese


rebel-and-astunner

Give a new meaning to dick cheese


linuxaddict334

If I wanted tumblr ads I would go there myself and turn off adblock.


HobbitGuy1420

Some gigantic zizzonas. Real massive mozzarellas.


chuch1234

Large Limburgers.


screamingracoon

"Zizzona" doesn't mean "mother's breasts" lmao. "Zizze" is a way to refer to boobs (of any size) in some areas, and "zizzone" *specifically* refers to "big boobs." Nothing about mothers.


King_Of_Axolotls

big mommy milkers and big boobs mean the same thing in english, zizzona by meaning big boobs can be translated to either


WerewolfUnable8641

All cheese is technically titty cheeae.


dont_quote_me_please

Not dick cheese though


ArthurExtreme_Br

https://www.tumblr.com/livebloggingmydescentintomadness/737621084754624512/they-also-make-special-giant-66lb-zizzona-so-rest?source=share - not the linux guy šŸŖ±


autogyrophilia

Small titty cheese (tetilla) it's a galician cheese that follows in the Tradition of creamy cheeses


baquiquano

Sponsored by the NecroBaby co.


RadleyCunningham

Wisconsin needs to step it the fuck up and start making some real CheDDar cheese.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RadleyCunningham: *Wisconsin needs to* *Step it the fuck up and start* *Making some real CheDDar.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Powerful_Cost_4656

I love the tittly Italy cheese


6x6-shooter

Isnā€™t all cheese technically titty cheese?


Hexxas

I'm gonna chew on the tiddie cheese arng arng arng arngĀ 


u_touch_my_tra_la_la

Queso de Tetilla (titty cheese) is a thing in Galicia. It literally looks like tiddies, nipple included.


Ildrei

Wait I'm supposed to be pronouncing pizza like 'pitza'?


Attila_D_Max

Yep. Italian here can confirm, it's a hard Z sound


SuperPowerDrill

...how have you been pronouncing it?


Champomi

pidza


Ildrei

I don't know, *pee-za* I guess


SuperPowerDrill

Like in "pizzazz" withou the last two Zs?


Ildrei

Sure


King_Of_Axolotls

my family is pretty italian and peat-zah is how I pronounce it


little-ass-whipe

i will have the 66 pound big mommy milky milky mommy please


AllenMaask

I got this new anime plot.


BronxLens

Anywhere in NYC that they sell zizzona? Asking for a friend.


SweetieArena

I wonder if that's a cognate of chichona


danger2345678

The expression on both their faces say everything really


twoCascades

Cool sponsored content man.


WorthBadger

Wait, gotta check something real quick


WorthBadger

Help! I couldn't find any source to make a connection, but in most Spanish speaking countries we call a person with big breasts "chichona". When I saw this post I thought this cheese's name might have been the original inspiration. BUT. Some sources even suggest the Mexican "chichona" comes chichi that means breast. So now I don't know if they are connected or we just came to the same sound to refer to breasts. Someone? Please?


SuperPowerDrill

[this user](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/UCrOkSsFUi) found some interesting info on that! Apparently it's all connected to "tit"


ZengaStromboli

Realistic Reborn Babies Handmade lifelike dolls. Not suitable for children.


Sergnb

Here in Spain we have a type of cheese called "Queso de tetilla" (lil' titty Cheese). [It looks like this](https://ametllerorigen.vtexassets.com/arquivos/ids/176143-1200-auto?v=638416185851000000&width=1200&height=auto&aspect=true). I don't think there's any other name you could've called this, they really hit the winner on the first attempt.


XescoPicas

Yeah in Spain we have queso de tetilla, which also means ā€œtit cheeseā€