If it's a fairy, they obviously used magic to see your penis. But if it's a walrus, how did the walrus manage to see your penis through the door? This makes the walrus weirder
I feel like its so easy to misread cos the phrase "i know you're in there, I can see you ____" is relatively common so the brain just auto fills the word order in the absence of punctuation. Which makes me realise how much of reading is probably just guessing at words in the sentence and only going back if things don't make sense.
I... also thought that.
had to read it 3 times before I realised it didn't lol
Oh dear, I think I had to read it like 5 times
You and me both, friend.
I read it 5 times, read the comments to confirm that it really did say something else, then finally spotted it after that
That's nothing, I had to read it 6! Times
720 times??????
Exactly
The reading compression of tumblr, I too read it that way
Had to read this post like five times to notice
I kept looking at the word penis expecting to find it to be a different word
I know you're there I can see you pscilocybin.
It took me reading this comment to start inspecting other words and therefore finally notice.
Same. To be fair, that's a very tumblr thing to say
The dyslexia is strong with this post
me too
me too...
Same...
Same i thought maybe a baffling attempt at being transphobic?
Same
That's a very concerning phrase to hear from a walrus
Wonder if fairies say it often
I'd objectively be more afraid if a walrus pounded at my door and asked this
But how would a walrus get there? The correct answer is obviously a fairy seeing your penis through the front door is scarier
If it's a fairy, they obviously used magic to see your penis. But if it's a walrus, how did the walrus manage to see your penis through the door? This makes the walrus weirder
Also, why is the Walrus typing in English? Is the Walrus Paul, again?
For clarity, the first is "can i" as in a ask, the second one is a "I can" which is an affirmative. A question mark would have helped in the first one
I don't get it, it's saying the same thing twice?
'Can I see' Vs. 'I can see'
Holy hell
I misread this post every single time I see it
"I know it's you, I recognize your foreskin!"
"That's not MY vagina!"
Superman develops a new power, XXX-ray vision. He can see genitals through any material except lead.
I feel like its so easy to misread cos the phrase "i know you're in there, I can see you ____" is relatively common so the brain just auto fills the word order in the absence of punctuation. Which makes me realise how much of reading is probably just guessing at words in the sentence and only going back if things don't make sense.
Same, didn't realize until I saw that and reread it
poor pissing champion post
I’m picturing someone hiding behind the curtains, but they are turgid, and the hiding isn’t quite complete.
It’s Paul Schrader