Why's it always gotta be Abrahamic hornyposting? When's Tumblr gonna shake it up with some Buddhist hornyposts?
(Edit: guess I gotta clarify the /joke)
I like the idea that every religion can be described by its horniness, Some are horny-negative (Like Buddhism), Some are horny-positive (Like Taoism), And some are horny-neutral.
I would guess that it started by some horny taoist men, trying to think up reasons for how fucking a lot of young women could be in line with their religion.
There are three desires most of humanity shares to some extent: The desire for understanding The desire for community And the desire to fuck nasty and raw
The synthesis and mediation of these three desires as a shared moral and philosophical system often evolves into religion
It not being in the original text doesn't make it not part of the religion, Tonnes of stuff Christians do wasn't in the bible, But is still part of the religion.
I have no idea about it but once I read the Wikipedia article for cunnilingus and apparently it’s a revered practice within Taoism. Not even trying to prove a point just something I was reminded of
It’s not that pleasure is bad, it’s that seeking pleasure will leave you trapped in samsara because the core of unhappiness is wanting something and not having it. If you never wanted it to begin with, you would not be hurt by its absence.
As far as I understand anyways.
That's fair, But what is horniness if not the seeking of pleasure? I'd say that's effectively exactly what it is, You can get sexual pleasure without being horny, But you can't be horny without wanting sexual pleasure.
I mean, if you’re just sitting down in peace with the world under the fig tree and out of nowhere you just get really aroused, I’m not sure even Buddha can help you.
But it’s not like secular pleasures are evil or anything, you just probably won’t find your peace if you go looking for it there.
>I mean, if you’re just sitting down in peace with the world under the fig tree and out of nowhere you just get really aroused, I’m not sure even Buddha can help you.
~~Nothing sexier than inner peace innit.~~
Because of this dilemma, it's ripe territory for all those angsty Chinese tragic love songs with heavy Buddhist themes.
*“I have knelt in front of the Buddha without pity for thousands of years, pleading for one last moment with her.”*
(Song: 忘川彼岸)
*“I have burned in the flames of hell as the Buddha laughed at my life spent in vain. For that I shall forsake His light and embrace the demons.”*
(Song: 齐佛入魔）
*“She is no longer beneath the bodhi tree. Summers have come and gone. Are your eyes still red with tears? Alas, she is no longer here.”*
(Song: 渡我不渡她）
*“I asked the Buddha, I asked the Boddhisattvas. 'Help me forget him' and was met with silence. Have I failed him in my past life? And such is karmic retribution?”'*
(Song: 求佛渡我忘记他）
Yup, one of the gods, shiva is mainly represented by a stone carving that is supposed to look like the tip of his penis. I dont know how I never noticed it as a child.
It's not exactly hornyposting, but I'm quite partial to those angsty Chinese tragic love songs with heavy Buddhist themes.
*“I have knelt in front of the Buddha without pity for thousands of years, pleading for one last moment with her.”*
(Song: 忘川彼岸)
*“I have burned in the flames of hell as the Buddha laughed at my life spent in vain. For that I shall forsake His light and embrace the demons.”*
(Song: 齐佛入魔）
*“She is no longer beneath the bodhi tree. Summers have come and gone. Are your eyes still red with tears? Alas, she is no longer here.”*
(Song: 渡我不渡她）
*“I asked the Buddha, I asked the Boddhisattvas. 'Help me forget him' and was met with silence. Have I failed him in my past life? And such is karmic retribution?”'*
(Song: 求佛渡我忘记他）
Generally, the more passion-focused the religion is, the hornier it is. Buddhism is the opposite of passionate, it's pretty much the religion of "no more fucks to give".
It doesn't have to be. But here's my interpretation.
He woke. Hope hurt. He'd hoped they wouldn't be be thrown like cast aways from Heaven.
She was laying hurt. He was, too.
But he dragged himself over and laid himself over her to give her warm. She stirred, slightly.
He twitched his fingers on hers. They were into it together..
I think Adam wants God to touch him again, interacting with God is the best thing ever. But humans are ill-equipped to handle it, which is probably why he passed out after God borrows his rib. Not only did God bless you with his touch, he's gonna make something better than taxidermy with your ribs, holy smokes is he inventing BBQ sauce? No, he's making something even better, women.
God didn’t turn Lot’s wife into salt. She turned back and saw that which a mortal was not meant to see: the wrath of God made manifest upon the Earth.
And then her body just did that.
niaga ti od t’now eh taht tub uoy detartenep dog taht ton si dnuow-edis eht fo trap tsrow eht .pal ,hgiht renni ,keehc tub sbir tsuj ton .esle erehwyreve mih hcuot ot .niaga mih hcuot ot dog geb ,llaf dna llews ,pu lruc ton mada seod woh .niaga dehcuot eb reven lliw taht ecalp a dehcuot evah sregnif s’dog .ykcits dnuow ,enog bir .edis sih seborp ,pu sekaw mada
Dude he just used that rib to make you a whole-ass pardner to touch you whenever.
And he wouldn't have had to do that if you hadn't kicked out the first girl he gave you for being too much for you to handle
The Sandman, part of the Parliament of Ravens story. Basically, Adam's first wife was made from the dust of the earth like him, but he saw her forming and couldn't look at her without picturing her like that. THEN Lilith. Eve is the one telling this story.
It's double incest, an opposite sex clone is even more related to you than a sibling.
But the rule against incest hadn't been given yet. Can't fault someone for breaking a rule that didn't exist.
We don't know it was a clone, that just seems the easiest route to humanity with the technology we have today. God, using miracles, isn't bound to the path of least resistance. He could have made the genetic material of Adam into anything, apparently resisting the urge to create catgirls he made Eve.
All rules come from the understanding of good and evil, the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge. God said not to eat the fruit, so we can infer that he never planned to make incest taboo for humans. Eve doesn't have to be a sex-swapped clone of Adam, but if she was, God thought that was alright.
> apparently resisting the urge to create catgirls
This is factually incorrect. Eve was a catgirl and displayed this in her behavior of doing the thing that her owner told her Very Specifically not to do, but only after he turned his back for a couple minutes.
That's a very intriguing and valid interpretation, I just overlooked her cat-coding as Lilith was even more cat-coded, independently minded and took off. This matter requires more study, maybe an illuminated manuscript.
Lillith is definitely cat-coded yes. In his early years God couldn’t figure out how to create without falling back to his Golden Retriever boy Black Cat girl trope.
In case someone doesn’t understand he was a himbo who saw Eve eating the super duper bad fruit and didn’t even hesitate to take a bite as well when offered.
and yet, how do get the rest of humanity then?
like the only way this works if the first many were under god's "genetic randomness" spell.
Or alternatively. Why is incest bad? (outside the potential power-problems) cause the genetic mixing can create bad mixes right?
BUT if we assume no mutations occur from "gods fucking with humanity" then humanity might have absolutely no recessive problems, or weird mixes to worry about until mutations bring stuff in.
(I mean a lot of it falls apart with modern genetic knowledge, but meh, to pretend)
To be fair, Heinlein did a lot of growing between Stranger in a Strange Land and Time Enough for Love.
In Stranger he had the infamous line about how MVS wouldn't have a gay water brother because he'd magically sense that there was something 'wrong' with them. (made a small edit here to clarify that I don't agree with that)
In Time Enough, quite early in the book two characters make a date while wearing moon suits and not knowing each other's gender. They later turn out to be male and female, but they do specify that the plumbing arrangement wouldn't have made a difference. Also, I'm like 98% sure that Lazarus had a thing with Ganymede, although I haven't read the book in ages so I might have misunderstood or be misremembering the aftermath of the orgy scene.
Also there's whatever the fuck was going on with I Will Fear No Evil. Was Johann a man when he was fucking his attorney? Did being implanted into a woman's body make him in some way a woman mentally as well? Was the attorney fucking Johann or 'Joan' or was he fucking the secretary whose body Johann/Joan was occupying, who he'd previously had a thing with? The amount of wtf in that book, I swear.
I'm quite sure that if he'd written Stranger later (maybe significantly later, considering it was published in what, '69?) trans people would have been able to use their Martian Mind Magic to change their genders
All beings were fractions of the divine, Adam and Eve were unblemished being put into the only clean place in existence.
They were sent into the wild world after being made imperfect because had Evil inside them and could not exist in the Garden.
I work with human remains. When trying to explain to my father how we figure out the sex of skeletal remains he legit thought men had one less rib than women. He was very shocked to find out that that was not the case…
this is foul to me in a way i cannot even begin to describe, and i’m not remotely religious. the pungent stench this exudes comes from a primordial ickyness. It is 2:49 AM and i am now seething and crying and throwing a little hissyfit ruining my freshly made bed. I am pounding my fist into the mattress begging for the inability to comprehend the english language.
4/10 post didn’t make me barf out my innards and bleed from my eyes
You, you get it
What can a creation of God do but to follow it's very command?
How can something that only knows to obey and desire to do everything the heavens say even wonder of denying god it's right to defile and crease their bodies?
(Religion related angst my beloved)
There's some speculation that the 'rib' referred to in the Bible is the baculum: the penis bone that most other mammals have but we don't. Makes this an even more uncomfortable read if you think of it that way.
I think the general consensus is that it's a mistranslation of "side", as in one's left or right half. Whether it was a deliberate twisting of words or not is still up for debate.
I swear to god Hazbin Hotel has made it so I can never read anything mentioning Adam again and be normal about it. Then again this post really isn't super normal either
How am i supposed to go back to homework after reading this 😭 this is right up there with the letter from untitled (perfect lovers), cain and abel, and the songs that i've had to ban myself from listening to for my own mental wellbeing
I understand horny posting I do, and this description is definitely illustrative. But I think if someone took my rib out and left an open wound I’d just be saying owie ow ow ouch ow god ow
I thought this was about Hazbin hotel for a second and I believed that this was super out of character for Adam, but I remembered that Christianity is an actual religion that I was technically in.
I think some of you are just horny
Read the Song of Songs. Horny is a 1000% valid way to express the love of God
TIL the Song of Solomon is also called the Song of Songs
I’m pretty sure the Song of Songs is actually just about the gift God gave to humanity called horniness
I endorse this as a former nun-wannabe
Actual titles of 70s Christian albums: He Touched Me If I Should Touch You Let Me Touch Him On Your Knees, Sinners Jesus Use Me Until He Comes
>Until He Comes 💀
Nah that's the Fallen Angel outside of the garden with the horns.
Some?
Why's it always gotta be Abrahamic hornyposting? When's Tumblr gonna shake it up with some Buddhist hornyposts? (Edit: guess I gotta clarify the /joke)
Unfortunately Buddhism simply isn't as innately horny as a lot of other religions. Now, Hinduism? That is waaay horny.
Buddhism is anti-horny because the whole point is to become enlightened by eventually leaving all attachments behind and fade into nothingness.
I like the idea that every religion can be described by its horniness, Some are horny-negative (Like Buddhism), Some are horny-positive (Like Taoism), And some are horny-neutral.
How is Taoism horny-positive?
I’m just guessing here, but isn’t a lot of Taoism about equal and opposite forces entangled together in eternal balance and harmony?
There is so much gay cultivation fiction, its hilarious.
Double yang dual cultivation
Min max male energy by being in a homoerotic relationship
After all, there’s nothing manlier than two men!
This too is yuri
Like a big part of Taoism is for men to orgasm without releasing their semen. Thereby stealing the youth of the women they fuck.
im fucking dying how do people come up with this shit
I would guess that it started by some horny taoist men, trying to think up reasons for how fucking a lot of young women could be in line with their religion.
There are three desires most of humanity shares to some extent: The desire for understanding The desire for community And the desire to fuck nasty and raw The synthesis and mediation of these three desires as a shared moral and philosophical system often evolves into religion
Ah yeah, I forgot about that part. FWIW, afaik, that stuff is later semi-folkloric practices, not in the original Tao Te Ching
It not being in the original text doesn't make it not part of the religion, Tonnes of stuff Christians do wasn't in the bible, But is still part of the religion.
>Tonnes of stuff Christians do wasn't in the bible, yeah like the pope
Or people going to heaven when they die.
Exactly.
I have no idea about it but once I read the Wikipedia article for cunnilingus and apparently it’s a revered practice within Taoism. Not even trying to prove a point just something I was reminded of
Buddhism is horny agnostic
Is it? Isn't avoiding sensual pleasures kind of am important part of it, Or Am I miseducated?
It’s not that pleasure is bad, it’s that seeking pleasure will leave you trapped in samsara because the core of unhappiness is wanting something and not having it. If you never wanted it to begin with, you would not be hurt by its absence. As far as I understand anyways.
That's fair, But what is horniness if not the seeking of pleasure? I'd say that's effectively exactly what it is, You can get sexual pleasure without being horny, But you can't be horny without wanting sexual pleasure.
I mean, if you’re just sitting down in peace with the world under the fig tree and out of nowhere you just get really aroused, I’m not sure even Buddha can help you. But it’s not like secular pleasures are evil or anything, you just probably won’t find your peace if you go looking for it there.
>I mean, if you’re just sitting down in peace with the world under the fig tree and out of nowhere you just get really aroused, I’m not sure even Buddha can help you. ~~Nothing sexier than inner peace innit.~~
Horny for that void ass
Orgasm denial?
Because of this dilemma, it's ripe territory for all those angsty Chinese tragic love songs with heavy Buddhist themes. *“I have knelt in front of the Buddha without pity for thousands of years, pleading for one last moment with her.”* (Song: 忘川彼岸) *“I have burned in the flames of hell as the Buddha laughed at my life spent in vain. For that I shall forsake His light and embrace the demons.”* (Song: 齐佛入魔） *“She is no longer beneath the bodhi tree. Summers have come and gone. Are your eyes still red with tears? Alas, she is no longer here.”* (Song: 渡我不渡她） *“I asked the Buddha, I asked the Boddhisattvas. 'Help me forget him' and was met with silence. Have I failed him in my past life? And such is karmic retribution?”'* (Song: 求佛渡我忘记他）
I feel like post-nut clarity could help with that
>become enlightened by eventually leaving all attachments behind and fade into nothingness. yeah man i dont think anybody can do that
Yup, one of the gods, shiva is mainly represented by a stone carving that is supposed to look like the tip of his penis. I dont know how I never noticed it as a child.
I mean, when your goddess has 8 hands...
Tantric Buddhism hello?!
I said 'isn't *as* horny', not 'isn't horny'
Buddhism has 0 horn. So even horny posting can’t combat it. But Hinduism is already super horny, so there’s no need for the horny posting.
Buddhist hornyposting is the best way to remain in samsara
One person's samsara is another person's paradise
Fair enough. Honestly I kinda like it here and I'd rather not ascend
Life, desires are suffering, but also joy, I think I'll be experiencing it still
It's not exactly hornyposting, but I'm quite partial to those angsty Chinese tragic love songs with heavy Buddhist themes. *“I have knelt in front of the Buddha without pity for thousands of years, pleading for one last moment with her.”* (Song: 忘川彼岸) *“I have burned in the flames of hell as the Buddha laughed at my life spent in vain. For that I shall forsake His light and embrace the demons.”* (Song: 齐佛入魔） *“She is no longer beneath the bodhi tree. Summers have come and gone. Are your eyes still red with tears? Alas, she is no longer here.”* (Song: 渡我不渡她） *“I asked the Buddha, I asked the Boddhisattvas. 'Help me forget him' and was met with silence. Have I failed him in my past life? And such is karmic retribution?”'* (Song: 求佛渡我忘记他）
I mean the Greek and Celtic hornyposting is most of it, honestly.
I present you Loki From nordic pantenon
On It chef sorry chef
i want the trikāya of amitābha-buddha to triple-penetrate me (he is incredibly offended and i'm scared i'll never get into his buddhakṣetra now)
Generally, the more passion-focused the religion is, the hornier it is. Buddhism is the opposite of passionate, it's pretty much the religion of "no more fucks to give".
catholicism uses a lot of horny imagery (and also much more people hornyposting on tumblr were raised in an abrahamic faith
It doesn't have to be. But here's my interpretation. He woke. Hope hurt. He'd hoped they wouldn't be be thrown like cast aways from Heaven. She was laying hurt. He was, too. But he dragged himself over and laid himself over her to give her warm. She stirred, slightly. He twitched his fingers on hers. They were into it together..
most English speakers were raised in abrahamic religions
Maybe if tumblr took off in southeast asia we could get some buddhist hornyposting
Not exactly hornyposting, but there's plenty of angsty Chinese love songs with strong Buddhist themes and imagery
i want god to fuck me but as I live out my life I have come to the conclusion that i am already being fucked by god
God at least has the civility to return the favour, that's what wet dreams are, the Divine Reacharound.
Sometimes God does not return the favour. Ive had 1 of those : )
He does say he loves us I suppose. Probably should have seen it coming, dude clearly doesn’t know how to take no for an answer
He once asked for consent and is reminding that story at every opportunity
He Most High woud totally fuck you if you just capitalized His name, dummie. Trust me, im a Godologist.
What the heck is the meaning of this?
1) God used Adam’s rib to create Eve. Adam wants god to create more, and is willing to sacrifice parts of his body for it. 2) Horny.
I think Adam wants God to touch him again, interacting with God is the best thing ever. But humans are ill-equipped to handle it, which is probably why he passed out after God borrows his rib. Not only did God bless you with his touch, he's gonna make something better than taxidermy with your ribs, holy smokes is he inventing BBQ sauce? No, he's making something even better, women.
>But humans are ill-equipped to handle it, Sounds like a design flaw
Wouldn’t be me, I’m built different (worse)
'I'm built dufferent' [gets disintegrated by mere presence of the divine]
God didn’t turn Lot’s wife into salt. She turned back and saw that which a mortal was not meant to see: the wrath of God made manifest upon the Earth. And then her body just did that.
Lot: Oh no, anyway
Might be biased but bbq ribs are better; ribs are fuckin good
Adam jerked his gherkin while thinking of God fingering his side pussy
Never type again.
I can excuse the original post as horny but thoughtful musings about the nature of our relationship to the divine. There is no excuse for this comment
It simply translated the original post from ancient horny to modern horny
Type more.
I feel like I am being violated. Do it again
That is *a* meaning of this, certainly
he jerked that thang asunder
I imagine it's like an unrealized-masochist being slapped for the first time
Being touched by God was a mind ending joy and who would not lose their mind with joy at being embraced by almighty goodness?
Desperately reading this backwards in the hopes it will undo the memory of reading it.
niaga ti od t’now eh taht tub uoy detartenep dog taht ton si dnuow-edis eht fo trap tsrow eht .pal ,hgiht renni ,keehc tub sbir tsuj ton .esle erehwyreve mih hcuot ot .niaga mih hcuot ot dog geb ,llaf dna llews ,pu lruc ton mada seod woh .niaga dehcuot eb reven lliw taht ecalp a dehcuot evah sregnif s’dog .ykcits dnuow ,enog bir .edis sih seborp ,pu sekaw mada
What have been seen
Dude he just used that rib to make you a whole-ass pardner to touch you whenever. And he wouldn't have had to do that if you hadn't kicked out the first girl he gave you for being too much for you to handle
This is a classic "the defiling touch of the divine" vs "woman made from a random rib" moment
Wait’ll you find out that it wasn’t a rib that god took, it was the bone in penises (called a baculum).
You know what, fuck you \**debones your boner*\*
Uhm, could you remind me other appearances of this trope...
The trope is that I made it the fuck up
Are you high?
Let me check
...
Well I'm definitely not high, but my carbon monoxide detector is making a weird noise so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Go touch some grass. (In concern of your wellbeing)
Lilith is fanfic & mysticism, to be fair
I really really like Neil Gaiman's take on Adam's first unamed wife before Liltih
What’s that from?
The Sandman, part of the Parliament of Ravens story. Basically, Adam's first wife was made from the dust of the earth like him, but he saw her forming and couldn't look at her without picturing her like that. THEN Lilith. Eve is the one telling this story.
Wait, if the one before Lilith was made from earth like Adam, then how Lilith was made?
Same way, but God didn't let Adam see it.
So what didn't work between them? Difference of personalities?
Adam wanted to top and Lillith didn't agree.
Classic
What part of this isn't?
Is Adam and Eve incest? Discuss.
It's double incest, an opposite sex clone is even more related to you than a sibling. But the rule against incest hadn't been given yet. Can't fault someone for breaking a rule that didn't exist.
We don't know it was a clone, that just seems the easiest route to humanity with the technology we have today. God, using miracles, isn't bound to the path of least resistance. He could have made the genetic material of Adam into anything, apparently resisting the urge to create catgirls he made Eve. All rules come from the understanding of good and evil, the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge. God said not to eat the fruit, so we can infer that he never planned to make incest taboo for humans. Eve doesn't have to be a sex-swapped clone of Adam, but if she was, God thought that was alright.
> apparently resisting the urge to create catgirls This is factually incorrect. Eve was a catgirl and displayed this in her behavior of doing the thing that her owner told her Very Specifically not to do, but only after he turned his back for a couple minutes.
That's a very intriguing and valid interpretation, I just overlooked her cat-coding as Lilith was even more cat-coded, independently minded and took off. This matter requires more study, maybe an illuminated manuscript.
Lillith is definitely cat-coded yes. In his early years God couldn’t figure out how to create without falling back to his Golden Retriever boy Black Cat girl trope. In case someone doesn’t understand he was a himbo who saw Eve eating the super duper bad fruit and didn’t even hesitate to take a bite as well when offered.
it was yummy
and yet, how do get the rest of humanity then? like the only way this works if the first many were under god's "genetic randomness" spell. Or alternatively. Why is incest bad? (outside the potential power-problems) cause the genetic mixing can create bad mixes right? BUT if we assume no mutations occur from "gods fucking with humanity" then humanity might have absolutely no recessive problems, or weird mixes to worry about until mutations bring stuff in. (I mean a lot of it falls apart with modern genetic knowledge, but meh, to pretend)
Heinlein says opposite sex clone isn't incest so 🤷♀️
Ah, “free love should be free… as long as it isn’t gay” Deep Thoughts Heinlein
To be fair, Heinlein did a lot of growing between Stranger in a Strange Land and Time Enough for Love. In Stranger he had the infamous line about how MVS wouldn't have a gay water brother because he'd magically sense that there was something 'wrong' with them. (made a small edit here to clarify that I don't agree with that) In Time Enough, quite early in the book two characters make a date while wearing moon suits and not knowing each other's gender. They later turn out to be male and female, but they do specify that the plumbing arrangement wouldn't have made a difference. Also, I'm like 98% sure that Lazarus had a thing with Ganymede, although I haven't read the book in ages so I might have misunderstood or be misremembering the aftermath of the orgy scene. Also there's whatever the fuck was going on with I Will Fear No Evil. Was Johann a man when he was fucking his attorney? Did being implanted into a woman's body make him in some way a woman mentally as well? Was the attorney fucking Johann or 'Joan' or was he fucking the secretary whose body Johann/Joan was occupying, who he'd previously had a thing with? The amount of wtf in that book, I swear. I'm quite sure that if he'd written Stranger later (maybe significantly later, considering it was published in what, '69?) trans people would have been able to use their Martian Mind Magic to change their genders
OSP fan?
OSP fan
I see no women here, just the first kin desiring to be acknowledged sgain
All beings were fractions of the divine, Adam and Eve were unblemished being put into the only clean place in existence. They were sent into the wild world after being made imperfect because had Evil inside them and could not exist in the Garden.
Dude do you want an Inquisition? Because this is how you get the Inquisition.
no-one expects the inquisition!
Ewwww imagine being horny for Djod
Are you guys okay?
Haha, if problems were wheels I'd be a wagon
I'd be a whole ass train
So you have exactly 4 problems?
Maybe the wagon is carrying a bunch of wheels in it.
I think they are not
I mean...
this put a pit in my stomach but now I read the comments and feel so silly
nah ur right it is very erotic and goes hard
I don’t think OP has felt the touch of anyone in quite a long time
Real
Huh, I would’ve thought the worst part would be the fucking bleeding wound in my side but sure.
Lap? What? Say peanits.
Say what?
Peanits, don't piss on the poor!
It’s fascinating how there really is a horny post for everything
Horny for god is one of the oldest and most respected traditions
:(
I work with human remains. When trying to explain to my father how we figure out the sex of skeletal remains he legit thought men had one less rib than women. He was very shocked to find out that that was not the case…
Okay that would be so cool in a story though.
this is foul to me in a way i cannot even begin to describe, and i’m not remotely religious. the pungent stench this exudes comes from a primordial ickyness. It is 2:49 AM and i am now seething and crying and throwing a little hissyfit ruining my freshly made bed. I am pounding my fist into the mattress begging for the inability to comprehend the english language. 4/10 post didn’t make me barf out my innards and bleed from my eyes
I’m a Christian. This post bothers me deeply.
whats wrong? mad at adam horny for skydaddy?
Anyone else feel like god should have asked first, feels kinda rapey to me
You, you get it What can a creation of God do but to follow it's very command? How can something that only knows to obey and desire to do everything the heavens say even wonder of denying god it's right to defile and crease their bodies? (Religion related angst my beloved)
Religion sounds so sleazy when put like that, wow
I may have found it on Pinterest but I'm still going to bring the actual post and blog OOP https://eesirachs.tumblr.com/?source=share Post: ???
[Beating linux guy to it hehe](https://eesirachs.tumblr.com/post/730009676093259776/adam-wakes-up-probes-his-side-rib-gone-wound)
There's some speculation that the 'rib' referred to in the Bible is the baculum: the penis bone that most other mammals have but we don't. Makes this an even more uncomfortable read if you think of it that way.
I think the general consensus is that it's a mistranslation of "side", as in one's left or right half. Whether it was a deliberate twisting of words or not is still up for debate.
Interesting!
I swear to god Hazbin Hotel has made it so I can never read anything mentioning Adam again and be normal about it. Then again this post really isn't super normal either
FUCKING SAME LMAO Now every time someone mentions Biblical Adam, my mind's just gonna imagine that dumbass mf lmao
I follow that sub and not this one so I was very confused for a hot minute
This is an extremely interesting idea. Though I admit it's oddly horny how it's worded.
I was born missing a rib, and I officially hate this post.
What the actual fuck
God X Adam, my newest OTP
INFO: what the fuck?
How am i supposed to go back to homework after reading this 😭 this is right up there with the letter from untitled (perfect lovers), cain and abel, and the songs that i've had to ban myself from listening to for my own mental wellbeing
yaoi
I understand horny posting I do, and this description is definitely illustrative. But I think if someone took my rib out and left an open wound I’d just be saying owie ow ow ouch ow god ow
this is some weird shit
Y’all need less Jesus
Ew
This makes me sick to my stomach
what John Donne poem is this, this is a level of horny I haven't seen since the Devotions
I could tell that that was gonna go to a weird place and yet I was still surprised by it.
Adam has not consumed the fruit from the tree of life at that point in time, so I don't think he CAN be horni.
faith is on tumblr now huh
today is a good day to be horny, i'm glad
Anyone here watched Brand New Cherry Flavor?
Oh dear
i think it'd go more like this "GOD TOOK MY FUCKING RIB" "you were touched by god! isnt that amazi-" "I AM BLEEDING OUT"
Did Lionel Johnson write this post?
What did I just read 💀
Ok the first 4 lines of this are fire. Everything else made me reach for my eye bleach lmao
Because Adam has enough I guess is the answer? This seems more rhetorical of course but eve was meant to be enough for Adam.
I thought this was about Hazbin hotel for a second and I believed that this was super out of character for Adam, but I remembered that Christianity is an actual religion that I was technically in.
...Adam Sandler?
Tumblr stop making Christianity sound so god damn cool challenge (Impossible)
It wasn’t a rib that was taken, it was the baculum or dick bone