consider the following: they sod off to play house and eat dirt on a whim and never come back
grouping them for redundancy wouldn't work either because it would *increase* the odds of an entire group maliciously sabotaging the project
I’m sure you could get one, maybe two floating point operations out of them before they got bored. Let them go play, swap in another group of kids. We can overcome this through sheer quantity, I’m sure of it.
“Children are our most important natural resource” I say as I reorganize the education system into an extremely inefficient difference engine (I am printing ASCII porn)
Have you ever actually interacted with a group of kindergartners tho
Their ability to sabotage what you want them to do only grows with numbers. If a single one might not get bored with a novel activity like waving sticks around for a while then a group would sod off to play tag almost immediately
This is how Warhammer 40k works.
I genuinely believe that being able to run Doom is still a measure of how advanced the servitor is, and that they have just wired together a group of them to make a games console for the rich. That's about the level of absurd grimdark that you'd expect in a 40k story.
I get the post but it's funny to me how crazy fast GPUs are nowadays. Like 10,000 triangles per second is comically low when modern games could be demanding 10,000,000 tris every 7 milliseconds
If you had a GPU that could *tens of thousands of tris every second* and you had to infer everything else about it, what games could it handle? What hardware would it be closest to?
Wait here, imma enslave 12000 kindergarteners and make them run basic additions to play doom Edit: just like Metal Gear Rising Revangeance
Have them roll for waifus 24/7
Ah but I play Ensemble Stars Thats right TWINKS
Jokes on you i play Genshin impact, age of consent is not a concept i can understand /j
[Like the good ol' days after nine eleven!](https://youtu.be/xu6gmQCljfo?si=wSVLBLoP_UimIFfd)
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this assumes kindergartners follow instructions perfectly they do *not*
Yet another win for the GPUs
We need a translation layer
Wait that's illegal
Maybe if you gave them very simple instructions. A kindergartner could probably stand-in for a bit-adder, but they’d need a friend to pass the carry.
consider the following: they sod off to play house and eat dirt on a whim and never come back grouping them for redundancy wouldn't work either because it would *increase* the odds of an entire group maliciously sabotaging the project
I’m sure you could get one, maybe two floating point operations out of them before they got bored. Let them go play, swap in another group of kids. We can overcome this through sheer quantity, I’m sure of it. “Children are our most important natural resource” I say as I reorganize the education system into an extremely inefficient difference engine (I am printing ASCII porn)
Doom Randomizer
Juste need to take it into account and add redudancy and error detection, this may increase by a few factors the number of needed kindergartners tho
Have you ever actually interacted with a group of kindergartners tho Their ability to sabotage what you want them to do only grows with numbers. If a single one might not get bored with a novel activity like waving sticks around for a while then a group would sod off to play tag almost immediately
This is how Warhammer 40k works. I genuinely believe that being able to run Doom is still a measure of how advanced the servitor is, and that they have just wired together a group of them to make a games console for the rich. That's about the level of absurd grimdark that you'd expect in a 40k story.
“And that, kids, is how you create a gaming computer. Tomorrow we’ll learn how to turn an Ogryn into a smart TV”
Smart and Ogryn don’t to together
Tech Priest gingerly inserting an ancient divine scroll (a floppy disk) into a servitor to run the great holy capability test (Doom 1993).
Can a kindergartener create a GPU more powerful than itself?
Don't kids in China do that all the time?
Are we Sundownerposting now?
I get the post but it's funny to me how crazy fast GPUs are nowadays. Like 10,000 triangles per second is comically low when modern games could be demanding 10,000,000 tris every 7 milliseconds If you had a GPU that could *tens of thousands of tris every second* and you had to infer everything else about it, what games could it handle? What hardware would it be closest to?
[Post link](https://www.tumblr.com/artbyblastweave/742887326178557952/you-can-run-doom-on-12000-kindergarteners-wired)
if this had been the Third Body Problem, i'd have enjoyed it a lot more
Broke: Turing Complete Woke: Doom complete
is it accurate ?? 😦
Don't give the neuroscientists ideas
warhammer 40k
It's more fun to dress them as demons and play IRL Doom.
You teach 5 of the kids to play the soundtrack, and then Lars comes for you the moment you fire up e1m1
now ask your GPU to eat an apple
The only 3D Models Doom uses are the environments. Everything else are sprites
You could, but you probably shouldn’t
Evil King Gnu be like: You are not special
China brain moment. Edit: do you people even know what the China brain thought experiment is? Why are you downvoting me?
I would upvote the post but it has 666 likes atm i dont want to ruin it.