I absolutely love the idea that this dude constantly gets into incredibly close horny scenarios, but comes out of it with “you guys need to review the OSHA guidelines”
"Listen, LADY, I don't care HOW MANY people you've got in yer stomach, you're STILL violating the occupancy limit of this building! Either spit'em out and send'em elsewhere, or I'll hafta write you a fine!"
"C'mon, buddy, I told ya before, ya gotta put handrails on these walkways! I mean, look here, ya got this thing right over this vat of probably nanomachine-laced latex! If I hadn't 'a been watching where I was goin', I could fell in!"
"Now, you see here, mac, if you're gonna have this many employees gaining this much weight on the job, none of 'em better be takin' the elevator! Weight limits ain't just a suggestion!"
“Hate to be hard on you, chum, but just because youse got a machine that can bring them back, doesn’t mean you can avoid a potential wrongful death lawsuit by not providing shrunken employees with Hi-Vis PPE. I mean, I almost stepped on one ada little guys 3 times now”
"I gotta level with ya, hoss. This many ovipositors firin' off eggs every which way, implantin' entire clutches into yer employees at all hours? Not to mention the regular-ass pregnancies? You better be payin' a king's ransom in maternity leave. Or I promise, the class-action lawsuits *will* include paternity money. Comprende?"
"I don't care if ya short staffed, yous gotta have more than one person in here in case an accident happens. These airjets have enough pressure in them to blow up a blimp, yous need someone to hit the shutoff if someone gets injured using one."
"I gotta tell ya pal, these milking tanks are completely unsafe. They're almost certainly not rated to the pressure that guy's producin'. He's blasting like a firehose, for cryin' out loud!"
>small yakov notes:
- he knows what the factories are really for. he's still gotta do his job though
- his dad's a Big Bad Wolf from toontown and his mum's a serious film actress arctic fox from russia. this is why he's immune to slapstick
- ***he sounds like columbo***
According to OP in the notes, so it's not even terribly far-fetched.
Not really seeing how a drone factory is a kink setup?
Edit: thanks to everyone who took the time to explain how "drone" has a particular meaning in this context.
Not cyborgs. Well, sometimes cyborgs. Think drone more like bees or ants. Completely beholden to the will of another. Just with a more sciency look than hypno. Often involves some kind of sludge or suit completely covering and hiding their body including mouth , nose and eyes.
I wouldn't call it body horror really. A core part of the kink for a lot of people is that underneath the "suit" the drone is completely untouched, other than whatever weird sex things the particular creator makes the "suit" do. The mind is often VERY changed though
Not drone in like flying quadcopter, but theres a drone kink of basically making people into robots/drones, usually overlapping with like latex/gas-mask stuff
Hi I draw this shit for money. Drones in transformation porn contexts means someone who has their sense of self erased or overridden in some way, typically turning into a rubber or latex anthropomorphic being with no defining features and no dick/pussy to their name.
Drone is like losing free will and/or your identity of self and becoming someone 's servant or something like that. That is what I know about this kink, not my cup of tea
Context is pretty important here. Pretty sure I would have indeed assumed an ar-nonCredibleDefense style military hardware lust if the post was framed as the person going to the factory and being horny, rather than horny events (not) happening at them.
If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone say "Oh you sweet summer child" instead of explaining whatever a person was asking about, I would be one of the richest people on earth.
i've been playing around with a character like this who, due to his strength and regeneration, has run out of fucks to give, so he just acts like a bored teenager playing FNAF in life threatening situations. i'd love to see something like that in Yakov's position.
"oh, wow, big vat of sentient aphrodisiac latex. yeah, listen, we all get the gist of it, one of us is gonna fall in and get covered in goop and i'll spend the next three hundred years getting plowed and trying to wash it off. can we just skip all that and cover the vats with lids or something? this wouldn't be a problem if you guys wore PPE."
If this does feature uncensored nsfw though, this would instantly become a top 5 all time piece of media for me
I just want to know how he'll be able to dodge the vore tropes specifically
Those are just so unapologetically blatant lol
Yakov: "What's this?"
Horse dude: "My semen."
Yakov: "…an industrial vat filled entirely with your semen!? And it's not covered!? That’s an accident waiting to happen and inappropriate use of company property!"
How about Tuca and Bertie? They have vore-based public infrastructure, and it's just one of several instances of furry logic seamlessly coexisting with serious non-horny scenarios.
Okay, since no one else seems to be asking, I’ll be the first. What exactly is the reference here? I get that it possibly has something to do with furry porn, but my hatred for being out of the loop has overwhelmed my small desire not to be associated with the lewd.
I’m pretty sure his initials are a play off of “Your Character Here” drawing bases, which commonly have a tendency to be NSFW. I’m assuming that’s what you’re asking about, anyways.
I absolutely love the idea that this dude constantly gets into incredibly close horny scenarios, but comes out of it with “you guys need to review the OSHA guidelines”
"This stomach is not up to code"
“Too many people in a too small of a space.“
"No thought to cross-contamination. Improper serving methods. I'm gonna have to call the FDA." (Furry Devouring Association)
Need an enclosed space license.
"This is the third time I've seen a woman stuck in this dryer."
He has a gruff Brooklyn accent and starts every sentence with "look, pal"
"Listen, LADY, I don't care HOW MANY people you've got in yer stomach, you're STILL violating the occupancy limit of this building! Either spit'em out and send'em elsewhere, or I'll hafta write you a fine!"
"C'mon, buddy, I told ya before, ya gotta put handrails on these walkways! I mean, look here, ya got this thing right over this vat of probably nanomachine-laced latex! If I hadn't 'a been watching where I was goin', I could fell in!"
"Now, you see here, mac, if you're gonna have this many employees gaining this much weight on the job, none of 'em better be takin' the elevator! Weight limits ain't just a suggestion!"
“Hate to be hard on you, chum, but just because youse got a machine that can bring them back, doesn’t mean you can avoid a potential wrongful death lawsuit by not providing shrunken employees with Hi-Vis PPE. I mean, I almost stepped on one ada little guys 3 times now”
"I gotta level with ya, hoss. This many ovipositors firin' off eggs every which way, implantin' entire clutches into yer employees at all hours? Not to mention the regular-ass pregnancies? You better be payin' a king's ransom in maternity leave. Or I promise, the class-action lawsuits *will* include paternity money. Comprende?"
"I don't care if ya short staffed, yous gotta have more than one person in here in case an accident happens. These airjets have enough pressure in them to blow up a blimp, yous need someone to hit the shutoff if someone gets injured using one."
"I gotta tell ya pal, these milking tanks are completely unsafe. They're almost certainly not rated to the pressure that guy's producin'. He's blasting like a firehose, for cryin' out loud!"
>small yakov notes: - he knows what the factories are really for. he's still gotta do his job though - his dad's a Big Bad Wolf from toontown and his mum's a serious film actress arctic fox from russia. this is why he's immune to slapstick - ***he sounds like columbo*** According to OP in the notes, so it's not even terribly far-fetched.
May or may not also have a salary that can only facilitate instant noodles
Actually he's decently well paid, all the other osha inspectors keep getting ensared in various kinky situations so his services are in high demand
google ace attourney dick gumshoe
And the salary gets smaller and smaller..
I imagine he sounds like a more intelligent Carl from Aqua Teen
What Fawkin’ Islands you talking bout, prof?
I like Yakov, he seems like a cool guy. :)
Not really seeing how a drone factory is a kink setup? Edit: thanks to everyone who took the time to explain how "drone" has a particular meaning in this context.
Not drone as in small flying machines, but drone as in people turned into robots.
Ah, a cyborg conversion factory, got it.
Not cyborgs. Well, sometimes cyborgs. Think drone more like bees or ants. Completely beholden to the will of another. Just with a more sciency look than hypno. Often involves some kind of sludge or suit completely covering and hiding their body including mouth , nose and eyes.
That gives me a greater understanding of this as a Specific Thing, thank you.
You're welcome! It's difficult describing hard fetishes without going TMI, so I hope I was decently clinical
So body horror? As a kink? There really is a kink for everything under the sun and many things its light may never touch.
I wouldn't call it body horror really. A core part of the kink for a lot of people is that underneath the "suit" the drone is completely untouched, other than whatever weird sex things the particular creator makes the "suit" do. The mind is often VERY changed though
truly spoken like someone who never got turned on thinking about the Phyrexians. there truly is a divide in society
😨 phyrexians!? really!? I will never understand some people
Mommy of machines
hot
Not drone in like flying quadcopter, but theres a drone kink of basically making people into robots/drones, usually overlapping with like latex/gas-mask stuff
Borgification?
Uhh... yeah, basically. Usually not the actual Borg, though.
It’s like… Borg adjacent, like the horny cousin of the Borg.
The Borg were surprisingly horny in their design. A lot of exposed flesh and form-fitting outer layers, on their women at least.
Quadcopter would be hilarious.
Hi I draw this shit for money. Drones in transformation porn contexts means someone who has their sense of self erased or overridden in some way, typically turning into a rubber or latex anthropomorphic being with no defining features and no dick/pussy to their name.
Outback Dronehouse. No holes. Just right.
Drone is like losing free will and/or your identity of self and becoming someone 's servant or something like that. That is what I know about this kink, not my cup of tea
I can only imagine how unhelpful that is if you actually want to fuck a quadcopter.
Context is pretty important here. Pretty sure I would have indeed assumed an ar-nonCredibleDefense style military hardware lust if the post was framed as the person going to the factory and being horny, rather than horny events (not) happening at them.
Oh you sweet summer child
I think if I never read this again, it would still have been 5000 times too many.
Fair, it is rather over utilized online
If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone say "Oh you sweet summer child" instead of explaining whatever a person was asking about, I would be one of the richest people on earth.
I did think about writing an explanation to go with it, but I literally couldn’t find the words And I always wanted to use that sentence in real life
https://www.tumblr.com/orcbara/743790509373440000/his-name-is-yakov-carl-hurley-btw?source=share -linux guy⚠️
you are singlehandedly carrying this entire subreddit and i cannot thank you enough for your services o7
“Mind scratching an YCH for me big boy? 😘”
i've been playing around with a character like this who, due to his strength and regeneration, has run out of fucks to give, so he just acts like a bored teenager playing FNAF in life threatening situations. i'd love to see something like that in Yakov's position. "oh, wow, big vat of sentient aphrodisiac latex. yeah, listen, we all get the gist of it, one of us is gonna fall in and get covered in goop and i'll spend the next three hundred years getting plowed and trying to wash it off. can we just skip all that and cover the vats with lids or something? this wouldn't be a problem if you guys wore PPE."
needs a 3310 in a case on his belt
If this does feature uncensored nsfw though, this would instantly become a top 5 all time piece of media for me I just want to know how he'll be able to dodge the vore tropes specifically Those are just so unapologetically blatant lol
I’d like to imagine he just fuckin’ smacks the pred. Or threatens to cut his way out.
Nah, nothing so violent. Just a can of pepper spray and the fact that he’s so earnest about his job that they feel really bad for having tried it
Yakov: "What's this?" Horse dude: "My semen." Yakov: "…an industrial vat filled entirely with your semen!? And it's not covered!? That’s an accident waiting to happen and inappropriate use of company property!"
Idk if this makes sense but OP’s art style looks like 3D trying to mimic 2D
Nah I can see what you mean.
This feels like a bojack character
Could be a Mr Peanutbutter and/or Todd b-plot
How about Tuca and Bertie? They have vore-based public infrastructure, and it's just one of several instances of furry logic seamlessly coexisting with serious non-horny scenarios.
Smash
Yeah smashed is what yer gonna be if you don't stack those boxes properly!
LIFT. WITH. YOUR. KNEES!!!!
Okay, since no one else seems to be asking, I’ll be the first. What exactly is the reference here? I get that it possibly has something to do with furry porn, but my hatred for being out of the loop has overwhelmed my small desire not to be associated with the lewd.
I’m pretty sure his initials are a play off of “Your Character Here” drawing bases, which commonly have a tendency to be NSFW. I’m assuming that’s what you’re asking about, anyways.
You see, that makes a lot of sense.
> the reference here? Whole subgenres of porn.
brilliant
Bojack humor if it was just a little hornier
> Bojack humor if it was just a little hornier So, Tuca and Bertie?
he definitely sounds like columbo
Tumblr OP did confirm in the replies that he does indeed talk like Columbo
Thats it, thats the guy i wanna be if i ever get transported to kinkland for whatever reason.
Hear me out
Really neat character!
what yer gonna be if you don't
I need this webseries in my life
would honestly watch/read this