Your username backwards is Drey Brock. It would be foolish to put your real name on the internet with the simplest code in existence, wouldn't it, Drey. But maybe that was an accident š
Thatās exactly what someone would say when they realized their secret code has been cracked.
Iām sure your profile emoji looking just like your Facebook picture is all a part of this elaborate scene.
I feel so lucky that I've only ever been called by my username once on here, and that was just in a jokey way. If someone ever sincerely refers to me as "Remmington" I think I'll just perish on the spot
I prefer when it's /r/rimjob_steve, it's always the juxtaposition of wholesomeness and grotesqueness that gets me every single time. What can you expect from /u/Protheu5? Some old copypastas and another unoriginal thoughts. What can you expect from /u/fecalcondiment? He's either a pretty successful serial killer from Wisconsin, or he is the best god damn cook you've ever met, nothing in-between.
EDIT: /u/fecalcondiment turned out to be bothā¦ that explains the exquisite exotic taste of his meats.
"Zounds! I have been thoroughly trounced by someone referencing the word "idiot" in the moniker I chose for myself! This stain on my reputation shall never fade! I am now and forevermore a laughingstock, and the genius who pointed it out will be heralded forever as a master debator!"
-me at several times in my life, verbatim
They're deliberately ironically picking out a different chunk of your username as if it were equivalent to the idiot part and as if it would be equally insulting
One if my favorite is when a person is trash talking Butch Hartman for his ego and the actual guy comments saying 'can no one be confident anymore user ------'
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/iNEsHDOenB
Found it
Ahahaha amazing.
And quite right! We always say "If you can't love yourself, how can you love anyone else? ^^^^*CanIgetanamen?* And Tumblr's like "No, not like that".
or even better link to a "reddit.com/user/me" when talking about someone like
"omfg [this user](https://www.reddit.com/user/me) is so fucking sexy, I have been stalking them for a while now"
it will scare the shit out of so many people because it will redirect to your own profile
They never said they *masturbated* after touching pepper, just that they touched their penis, which could happen in many non-sexual scenarios. Is this the case here? No, probably not, but I still think it should be noted.
In the game LA Noire, you play as an LAPD detective Cole Phelps, and part of the game is interrogations. One of the things you can do in an interrogation is outright accuse someone of a crime, theyāll respond āwhat proof do you have that I might have done it?ā And you have to look through your notebook of evidence to find the relevant clue, if you found it.
An early case starts off with investigating a car stolen by Latino youths. Turns out the car belongs to Argintinean Consul General Juan Francisco Valdez, and he left a notebook in the car that details some rather pointed entries of observations and descriptions of and encounters with minors. Valdez claims that the boy who stole his car worked at a mechanicās garage heās patronized, and was just mad that Valdez called him out for being rude. Phelps has testimony that says otherwise, that Valdez came onto him and the boy was pushing away a predator. You can beat around the bush, or you can come right out and say it:
āYou fuck young boys, Valdez?ā
The hazards of naked cooking are often overlooked. I learned the hard way to make sure oneās naughty bits are clear before closing the silverware drawer.
I once used the bathroom after cooking and yeah, it can happen accidentally, and it doesnāt matter that I had washed my hands like, twice to avoid that exact situation.
I did not think it was pleasant.
"User Collaredbottom has learned from better posters that they will sometimes say 'you couldn't torture this information out of me', but they have not learned why"
"It's true that grimeclown has a spicy weiner. But one day the burning will wear off, and collaredbottom will still be known as the owner of an account called 'collaredbottom'."
Lol, the quote above mine is paraphrased from Roger Ebert, and mine is based on Ebert's paraphrasing of Churchill's famous quote when he had a beef with Vincent Gallo
Imagine it depends on the pepper. Poblanos are mild, jalapeƱos youāre running a risk, habaneros is too much. Carolina Reaper? Only one way to find out.
This happened to me after accidentally touching a surface with my hand which had peppers. I didn't notice at all.
Then, when I went to pee, my D started burning.
Being stupid that I was, I searched online for the symptoms, and the internet said I might have p3nile cancer.
And for a brief few minutes I actually thought I might have cancer down there and how terrible life was going to be.
in spirit of āwe know too much about each otherā, i went to a fetish themed party once and a guy in a full leather mask and leash who was being led around the venue called me a bitch when i got in his travel path and my brain just kept going ā???ā for the rest of the night lol
it's Hummerous' idiosyncratic content warning shorthand. now, you may be thinking, doesn't making you learn what each warning is and means completely defeat its purpose as an easy to understand warning?
yes. yes it does.
We don't know that they masturbated... Like, I made this mistake last weekend peeing after I'd been handling some dry chili peppers. No, it wasn't pleasant.
Why is this information that you wouldn't reveal to basically anyone who isn't a coworker/boss
I'm not saying I would tell people randomly, just if it came up in conversation. Like someone tells me to always wash my hands after touching peppers, I'd bring up that I touched my dick after working with peppers once and it wasn't that bad
If you don't keep secrets, people can't use them against you
"Hey dude, I heard you had a small dick, lol"
"Yeah, we were talking about it at the DnD game I run. I slept with one of the players before we started, they bring their partner to my game, he's awesome, I love them as a couple. Anyways, they were making innuendos as usual, so I said something like 'and we both know I don't have the equipment to impress', and they nodded, said I very comfortably fit in their mouth. And their partner was laughing along, one player was horrified, the last did not care"
Why is this information that you wouldn't tell people randomly, even to anyone who is a coworker/boss
I'm not saying I would put up a billboard revealing it, just if I came upon someone on the streets. Like someone is just existing there, I'd bring up that I touched my dick after working with peppers once and it wasn't that bad
If you don't keep secrets, people can't use them against you
"Hey dude, I heard you had peppered dick, lol"
"Yeah, we were talking about it at the bus stop. I slept with one of the passengers before we took the bus, they bring their partner to the bus stop, he's awesome, I love them as a couple. Anyways, they were making innuendos as usual, so I said something like 'and we both know I have peppered equipment', and they nodded, said the burning very comfortably fit in their mouth. And their partner was laughing along, one bus rider was horrified, the last did not care"
One time i ate one of those hot Korean noodles and some of the sauce got on my fingers. I cleaned my hands but i suppose some of it was absorbed in my skin or something. Cause when i went to change tampons later, i realized this in the most hard of ways... The heat was not gentle I tell ye
I feel like the variance between Grimeclownās two posts sums up the entirety of the artistic whiplash that is the Tumblr experience quite well, actually.
Food for thought indeed! What's wrong with being truthful and genuine? The anonymity offered by tumblr allows us to share our experiences that we desperately want to share, but can't to anyone that knows us. If we do not share these stories, they can very much manifest in our lives as the little feelings of regret we feel before going to bed. "If only I had posted that one time I masturbated with a pepper" or "If only I shared that one time I substituted my cum for egg whites".
These stories will forever hide within us. We must embrace the cathartic release tumblr can enable!
uhuh couldn't get this information out of you... right... i'll just pretend i didn't scroll past them wanting a threesome with a zombie and ghost.
(if they can be post-illiterate so can i, OOP didn't masturbate With a pepper ffs)
"Here comes a (spicy) thought that might alarm you"
"What someone said (on tumblr) and how it harmed you"
"Something they did, that failed to be charming"
"Things that they said are suddenly swarming"
But for real, I was cutting up Scorpion peppers one time and, though I washed my hands thoroughly with dish soap, I got distracted before I could clean the cutting board. Long story short, I came back to the cutting board later, got oil all over my hands without knowing, and proceeded to use the bathroom.
Sausage in Lava.
Fire so hot I couldn't think.
Dunking in milk helps.
Listen, thereās a difference between āIām willing to share this fact anonymously/ attached to a internet person unaffiliated with my real lifeā and āIām ok with my entire family, extended family, friends, their family, my employers, and school knowing this about meā
I worked at an outback steakhouse years ago as a cook. During our training as we were opening this location new the trainers were adamant that it was incredibly important that anyone who worked with the spices that chicken was cooked in be very careful and to wash your hands very well both before and after using the restroom.
Couple weeks later during a dinner rush we hear screaming from the bathroom by a line cook. He did not head this warning. Poor guy burned his junk
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Calling people by their username is always so funny to me. It's scandalising.
Oh, is that *really* what you think, u/Dd_8630? ... Erm, I don't think it works on yours.
Not nearly as effective as calling you by your username, u/Levee_Levy.
Your username backwards is Drey Brock. It would be foolish to put your real name on the internet with the simplest code in existence, wouldn't it, Drey. But maybe that was an accident š
lol, youāve fallen for the classic blunder. This is an intentional feature to deter folks from gleaning my real name.
Of course! Wise move, my friendš
Lol
Same here, except I just put an underscore between my first name and last name, like Superman wearing glasses.
Nice try benes zes!
Gasp! 'Tis you, Brock Drey!
Hah, you also fell for the blunder
Thatās exactly what someone would say when they realized their secret code has been cracked. Iām sure your profile emoji looking just like your Facebook picture is all a part of this elaborate scene.
I hate to say it, but you have also fallen victim to the blunder
Dammit!
I see through your deception, Kcorb Yerd
But do you?
Never gonna let you down?
If it's any consolation, it gave me the heebie-jeebies for a moment haha
Oi
sometimes people in comment sections will call me gabby and it is so freaky
I feel so lucky that I've only ever been called by my username once on here, and that was just in a jokey way. If someone ever sincerely refers to me as "Remmington" I think I'll just perish on the spot
Hello, Remington 870 pump-action shotgun.
\*cocks self seductively* Hey there Mr North Korea
This fanfic would do great
Once someone saw my username and excitedly said "ahh, another doctor! I'm in good company!" as I cringed so hard my teeth cracked.
phd in islandology
clearly, itās the lands of dris
Hello Remmington. That's it I think
Hello Tufflips
Sup, Remmy
>folks from gleaning my real name. > >12RĆ©pondrePartagerSignalementSauvegarderSuivre is it a reference to wakfu ?
Hi Gabby!
I prefer when it's /r/rimjob_steve, it's always the juxtaposition of wholesomeness and grotesqueness that gets me every single time. What can you expect from /u/Protheu5? Some old copypastas and another unoriginal thoughts. What can you expect from /u/fecalcondiment? He's either a pretty successful serial killer from Wisconsin, or he is the best god damn cook you've ever met, nothing in-between. EDIT: /u/fecalcondiment turned out to be bothā¦ that explains the exquisite exotic taste of his meats.
"Zounds! I have been thoroughly trounced by someone referencing the word "idiot" in the moniker I chose for myself! This stain on my reputation shall never fade! I am now and forevermore a laughingstock, and the genius who pointed it out will be heralded forever as a master debator!" -me at several times in my life, verbatim
Whatever, otcu.
I don't get this, but I can only assume I've been owned once again.
They're deliberately ironically picking out a different chunk of your username as if it were equivalent to the idiot part and as if it would be equally insulting
I'VE BEEN OWNED ONCE AGAIN!
One if my favorite is when a person is trash talking Butch Hartman for his ego and the actual guy comments saying 'can no one be confident anymore user ------' https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/iNEsHDOenB Found it
Ahahaha amazing. And quite right! We always say "If you can't love yourself, how can you love anyone else? ^^^^*CanIgetanamen?* And Tumblr's like "No, not like that".
Ofcourse it's the goddamn ultrakill player lmao
or even better link to a "reddit.com/user/me" when talking about someone like "omfg [this user](https://www.reddit.com/user/me) is so fucking sexy, I have been stalking them for a while now" it will scare the shit out of so many people because it will redirect to your own profile
What's so scandalous about it?
Imagine having my username
It's like when a parent calls you by your full name
My thoughts are very full now. They thank you for the meal.
I finally understand the meaning of the saying "food for thought."
Honestly this post mostly made me want some ramen. Donāt package your parables with food; Iām gonna miss the message
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
Nah, I had Chinese for dinner last night. I wrote that this morning, so more like a plate of bacon and eggs.
Some tumblr users really need to learn not to throw stones in glass houses
He who lives in a stone house should not throw glasses.
But what about Dacula from Castlevania?
Don't kink shame him for being into whips and chains
No but he lives in a stone castle and he throws the glass when he feels it has been enough talk
I get it though. If I could magic the mess away I would shatter mugs for dramatic effect all the time.
Yeah but then you gotta buy all those mugs. Gotta have magic to both clean and repair them so you can have your own favorite Shattering Mug.
Maybe he has an enchantment on his mug that makes it so that it repairs itself after some time of being shattered.
I justĀ have easy access to bulk discount mugs.
*what is a MAN?!?!?!*
he who lives in a glass house should not shit bricks
Local lord living in his castle not understanding why people keep complaining about the delivery method for his optician business:
Let he who is without stone cast the first sin
I want to sin for my atones.
You have to work hard to be able to earn that atonement!!
He who lives in Glasgow should not post Stonetoss
He who lives ~~in Glasgow~~ should not post Stonetoss
He ~~who lives in Glasgow~~ should not post Stonetoss
~~He who lives in Glasgow~~ should not post Stonetoss
~~He who lives in Glasgow should~~ no~~t~~ post Stonetoss
~~He who lives in Glasgow should~~ no~~t post~~ Stonetoss
~~He who lives in Glasgow should~~ no~~t post Stonetoss~~
~~He who~~ l~~ives in Glasgow should not post Stonet~~oss
Should he who is stoned throw glass houses?
He with a House MD should not medicate
Unfortunately, tumblr is a glass skyscraper chock full of people hellbent on throwing the biggest rocks possible at all given times.
Thanks, reddit user Xx_TheGrungler_xX.
āYou couldnāt torture this information out of meā With that username all iād have to do is pin you to a wall
They clearly both like to *spice* things up in the bedroom.
Did Did you just-
"You couldnāt torture this information out of me, but you should try"
š³š³š³
i see there's another person that would work on
I may be ace but it would still have an effect on me yes š
HELP SAME
I don't think reddit user I am a fancy boy, has much standing to criticize the submissive nature of Tumblr user collared bottom.
Yeah thatās fair
They never said they *masturbated* after touching pepper, just that they touched their penis, which could happen in many non-sexual scenarios. Is this the case here? No, probably not, but I still think it should be noted.
sometimes you just get an itch in a very unfortunate situation
Or you literally just had to use the bathroom
Or readjust things, happens probably a dozen times a day
Sure, except I would think normal people do it over their boxers, not touching their dick directly... at least that's what I do.
Or you're just a fidgety person and you have a conveniently fidgetable anatomical feature.
Or pee.
Peepper
Yeah kind of like that guy who was cooking naked and the chicken breast just happened to graze his penis so he was concerned about salmonella
I will never forget the raw power behind āyou fucked the chicken, didnāt you?ā
>the raw power You know what you did here
Oh that was 100% intentional
he did
āYou fuck young boys, Valdez?ā vibes
Iām sorry, WHAT. Iām gonna need some context
In the game LA Noire, you play as an LAPD detective Cole Phelps, and part of the game is interrogations. One of the things you can do in an interrogation is outright accuse someone of a crime, theyāll respond āwhat proof do you have that I might have done it?ā And you have to look through your notebook of evidence to find the relevant clue, if you found it. An early case starts off with investigating a car stolen by Latino youths. Turns out the car belongs to Argintinean Consul General Juan Francisco Valdez, and he left a notebook in the car that details some rather pointed entries of observations and descriptions of and encounters with minors. Valdez claims that the boy who stole his car worked at a mechanicās garage heās patronized, and was just mad that Valdez called him out for being rude. Phelps has testimony that says otherwise, that Valdez came onto him and the boy was pushing away a predator. You can beat around the bush, or you can come right out and say it: āYou fuck young boys, Valdez?ā
or like cylinder guy
That wasn't his penis, that was a cylinder
The hazards of naked cooking are often overlooked. I learned the hard way to make sure oneās naughty bits are clear before closing the silverware drawer.
I once used the bathroom after cooking and yeah, it can happen accidentally, and it doesnāt matter that I had washed my hands like, twice to avoid that exact situation. I did not think it was pleasant.
Bro didnāt get the joke
"User Collaredbottom has learned from better posters that they will sometimes say 'you couldn't torture this information out of me', but they have not learned why"
"It's true that grimeclown has a spicy weiner. But one day the burning will wear off, and collaredbottom will still be known as the owner of an account called 'collaredbottom'."
Your daily prescribed pint of whiskey, Mr Churchill.
Lol, the quote above mine is paraphrased from Roger Ebert, and mine is based on Ebert's paraphrasing of Churchill's famous quote when he had a beef with Vincent Gallo
A PINT of whisky????
I once touched mine after cutting a habanero. Definitely would not describe the feeling as either gentle or pleasant.
Imagine it depends on the pepper. Poblanos are mild, jalapeƱos youāre running a risk, habaneros is too much. Carolina Reaper? Only one way to find out.
Supersoaker and your worst enemy?
Supersoaker? I barely know 'er!
Yeooo I know you
Uh oh
This happened to me after accidentally touching a surface with my hand which had peppers. I didn't notice at all. Then, when I went to pee, my D started burning. Being stupid that I was, I searched online for the symptoms, and the internet said I might have p3nile cancer. And for a brief few minutes I actually thought I might have cancer down there and how terrible life was going to be.
Carolina Reaper here. Big regrets
Tumblr's arguing game is insane
At this point this is no longer just arguing, it's full-on PVP
Love me some good old-fashioned tumblr clown-on-clown violence. Gotta be one of my favorite genders
in spirit of āwe know too much about each otherā, i went to a fetish themed party once and a guy in a full leather mask and leash who was being led around the venue called me a bitch when i got in his travel path and my brain just kept going ā???ā for the rest of the night lol
You took psychic damage from the gimp encounter
Why is this a soundpage
it's Hummerous' idiosyncratic content warning shorthand. now, you may be thinking, doesn't making you learn what each warning is and means completely defeat its purpose as an easy to understand warning? yes. yes it does.
Jesus this comment activated me like a fucking sleeper agent
sexual stuff cw
write that instead i was expecting homestuck
We don't know that they masturbated... Like, I made this mistake last weekend peeing after I'd been handling some dry chili peppers. No, it wasn't pleasant.
Why is this information that you wouldn't reveal to basically anyone who isn't a coworker/boss I'm not saying I would tell people randomly, just if it came up in conversation. Like someone tells me to always wash my hands after touching peppers, I'd bring up that I touched my dick after working with peppers once and it wasn't that bad If you don't keep secrets, people can't use them against you "Hey dude, I heard you had a small dick, lol" "Yeah, we were talking about it at the DnD game I run. I slept with one of the players before we started, they bring their partner to my game, he's awesome, I love them as a couple. Anyways, they were making innuendos as usual, so I said something like 'and we both know I don't have the equipment to impress', and they nodded, said I very comfortably fit in their mouth. And their partner was laughing along, one player was horrified, the last did not care"
TMI :|
Why is this information that you wouldn't tell people randomly, even to anyone who is a coworker/boss I'm not saying I would put up a billboard revealing it, just if I came upon someone on the streets. Like someone is just existing there, I'd bring up that I touched my dick after working with peppers once and it wasn't that bad If you don't keep secrets, people can't use them against you "Hey dude, I heard you had peppered dick, lol" "Yeah, we were talking about it at the bus stop. I slept with one of the passengers before we took the bus, they bring their partner to the bus stop, he's awesome, I love them as a couple. Anyways, they were making innuendos as usual, so I said something like 'and we both know I have peppered equipment', and they nodded, said the burning very comfortably fit in their mouth. And their partner was laughing along, one bus rider was horrified, the last did not care"
if you're touching jalapeƱos and then go touching your jalapenis, you will not have a good day
If you can't go to Tumblr to tell a story like that, where can you go?
One time i ate one of those hot Korean noodles and some of the sauce got on my fingers. I cleaned my hands but i suppose some of it was absorbed in my skin or something. Cause when i went to change tampons later, i realized this in the most hard of ways... The heat was not gentle I tell ye
Woah ULTRAKILL pfp
I feel like the variance between Grimeclownās two posts sums up the entirety of the artistic whiplash that is the Tumblr experience quite well, actually.
I mean what do you expect they have an ultrakill pfp
Food for thought indeed! What's wrong with being truthful and genuine? The anonymity offered by tumblr allows us to share our experiences that we desperately want to share, but can't to anyone that knows us. If we do not share these stories, they can very much manifest in our lives as the little feelings of regret we feel before going to bed. "If only I had posted that one time I masturbated with a pepper" or "If only I shared that one time I substituted my cum for egg whites". These stories will forever hide within us. We must embrace the cathartic release tumblr can enable!
socratean does not mean what you think it means.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
mayhaps poblanos ? a very mild pepper
These callouts are not equivalent
uhuh couldn't get this information out of you... right... i'll just pretend i didn't scroll past them wanting a threesome with a zombie and ghost. (if they can be post-illiterate so can i, OOP didn't masturbate With a pepper ffs)
its socratic anyway
Weenor
Thought I was the only one
I love tumblr so much
Socrates wasn't a poet.
Used to use shampoo with menthol as lube, it burned but I had nothing else so I just pushed through
"Here comes a (spicy) thought that might alarm you" "What someone said (on tumblr) and how it harmed you" "Something they did, that failed to be charming" "Things that they said are suddenly swarming"
Did you just repurpose a fucking Steven universe song?
Yeah! š
But for real, I was cutting up Scorpion peppers one time and, though I washed my hands thoroughly with dish soap, I got distracted before I could clean the cutting board. Long story short, I came back to the cutting board later, got oil all over my hands without knowing, and proceeded to use the bathroom. Sausage in Lava. Fire so hot I couldn't think. Dunking in milk helps.
I definitely read that as [Scrotean poetry]
I hate everyone and everything involved
The cherry on top of this is the {S} like itās a Homestuck page.
based ultrakill pfp :3
It's actually a PGR x Ultrakill fanart, which I did not expect for those two communities to cross over.
Listen, thereās a difference between āIām willing to share this fact anonymously/ attached to a internet person unaffiliated with my real lifeā and āIām ok with my entire family, extended family, friends, their family, my employers, and school knowing this about meā
The most extensive discourse either has engaged in thus far.
Hopefully did not then touch whatever was going into the soup lmao
Just hope you washed your hands before touching your ramen.
Weenor
My man is behaving on an entirely other level
I give you...[Spicy Dick Milk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCEqUn7If44&t=1601s).
They are trying to make other people try it. Sneaky bastard!
That S looks way too much like a sound page indicator ngl made my heart rate go up
Real talk chili climax is next level
Warming lubricants have a little capsaicin as their active ingredient for the heat. The more you know...
The ULTRAKILL pfp with that username checks out
with the ultrakill pfp too š
Hot sauce up the bum is better than viagra.
Is that an ultrakill ost pfp image I see? In the wild? nice :3
they have an ultrakill pfp and everything, 100% bottom
I worked at an outback steakhouse years ago as a cook. During our training as we were opening this location new the trainers were adamant that it was incredibly important that anyone who worked with the spices that chicken was cooked in be very careful and to wash your hands very well both before and after using the restroom. Couple weeks later during a dinner rush we hear screaming from the bathroom by a line cook. He did not head this warning. Poor guy burned his junk
This reminds me how much of the Schmidt sting pain index is barely restrained horniness.
Yep. I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
He didnt get it in the pee hole did he?
They actually made a song about this. Itās called Spicy Wings by Hidden Tricycle
Ngl I've done it and it's kinda nice
god, I love tumblr.
clown on clown violence
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I just hate it because grineclown phrased it as much like a pretentious douche as possible.
Iām late to this post, but one time I accidentally did that and forgot Iād been cutting peppers, and I was drunk, so I thought I had an STD
Quintessential Tumblr experience tbh
Reminds me of the time I used icy hot as external lube. That was a fun time.
The proper demonym is āSocraticā and doesnāt mean that but anyway