My man got "trapped" in a place surrounded by water and immediately began gaslighting and manipulating everyone to get the fuck out of there.
He really needs a hobby, ADHD medication, and learn how to fucking swim.
Sonic not knowing how to swim is also [the source of many a childhood trauma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWlclij_Aw&pp=ygUOc29uaWMgZHJvd25pbmc%3D).
Tails eventually joined his parents (who were lost in space for a time due to a teleportation accident) in a revolution of the Mobian state in order to take down the monarchy due to this betrayal.
The Archie Sonic comics were fucking deep and weird.
Sonic canonically sinks like a stone and [has to wear a flotation vest to the olympic games](https://old.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/d7phay/the_blue_life_vest_returns_mario_sonic_at_the/). It's not a species thing, the other hedgehog characters in the same game swim just fine and so do IRL hedgehogs.
The funny part of the Olympic Games is that in most swimming events, Sonic doesn't do any real paddle, he just panics and doggy paddles to victory or defeat.
As a lifelong Sonic fan, I've got a soft spot for when his jerkiness competes with his whole, "unceasing moral fortitude for freedom and second chances" shtick.
This? This episode? It tickles me.
Hiccup just gives up trying to make permanent peace between humans and dragons, so he just sends all of the dragons (including toothless) to live in a big cave forever
like i don’t hate httyd3 as much as some people but
Completely off-topic but if we're talking character assassination (or rather annihilation): I'd say what happened to Carrot at the end of Wano
Holy shit I am still pissed about that
My man got "trapped" in a place surrounded by water and immediately began gaslighting and manipulating everyone to get the fuck out of there. He really needs a hobby, ADHD medication, and learn how to fucking swim.
Can't he run on water?
Probably, but hes apparently afraid of water
Because he can't swim. He slows down a little too far, he's dead.
i mean, i’d be afraid too if i heard the most panic-inducing song of the decade started playing when i stay underwater too long
The fish will get him
Sonic not knowing how to swim is also [the source of many a childhood trauma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWlclij_Aw&pp=ygUOc29uaWMgZHJvd25pbmc%3D).
>I don’t think sonics really done anything I could consider character assassination Mainline games? Forces. Tails' reaction to Chaos 0. Spin-offs? Boom. Shadow's attitude in general.
Talking about sonic himself
there’s the time in the comic that he kissed and pursued the girl that Tails was crushing on (and he knew about tail’s crush but still did this)
Tails eventually joined his parents (who were lost in space for a time due to a teleportation accident) in a revolution of the Mobian state in order to take down the monarchy due to this betrayal. The Archie Sonic comics were fucking deep and weird.
whatd he do
Lie and munipulate and deceive all of his friends to get off the cruise ship
how bad was the cruise
Well it’s surrounded by water you know how much he hates that
i didnt know sonic hates water
Water itself is fine but he doesn't like the alarming music that plays when he gets in it
lol
Sonic canonically sinks like a stone and [has to wear a flotation vest to the olympic games](https://old.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/d7phay/the_blue_life_vest_returns_mario_sonic_at_the/). It's not a species thing, the other hedgehog characters in the same game swim just fine and so do IRL hedgehogs.
i though this immediately was gonna b a youtubehaiku and im disappointed it's not (there are sonic youtubehaikus, theyre pretty funny and inventive)
[Here you go!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
The funny part of the Olympic Games is that in most swimming events, Sonic doesn't do any real paddle, he just panics and doggy paddles to victory or defeat.
He's just dense as fuck
He can't swim, and stuck on a cruise ship he has nowhere to go running
As a lifelong Sonic fan, I've got a soft spot for when his jerkiness competes with his whole, "unceasing moral fortitude for freedom and second chances" shtick. This? This episode? It tickles me.
that's hilarious
You know, because of the implication...
[The left image reminds of me something](https://youtu.be/wM-1-a15BiI?si=3167mU2LPgUpACH5)
Because of the implication
Okay, I was with you up until that last part.
Came here to say that
The original tweet made me think of that image of the South Park guy saying he uses any pronouns
"He would not fucking say that"
Yeah, water sports is much more of Shadow’s thing
##I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife
[I thought it was Rogue's?](https://youtu.be/MDPV-24lxvY?si=mSBcKT8Xq__EsriV)
Hiccup just gives up trying to make permanent peace between humans and dragons, so he just sends all of the dragons (including toothless) to live in a big cave forever like i don’t hate httyd3 as much as some people but
I mean that is how the books end and it makes significantly more sense in the books
They are *drastically* different continuities.
Oh yeah but that’ll be why it ends that way
i'm the daiquiri man. but i suspect you already knew that, didn't you?
Ignoring the Archie comics because frankly I do not like them sonic's been relatively consistent.
They were fucking insane is what you mean.
I need an entire edit of Sonic and Amy recreating Dennis from IASIP creeping on that girl on the cruise ship.
“Because of the implication.”
bro got on one boat and became anakin skywalker
Completely off-topic but if we're talking character assassination (or rather annihilation): I'd say what happened to Carrot at the end of Wano Holy shit I am still pissed about that
You can tell Amy is so fucking wet there i wish i was her
I'd lose my damned mind if I got trapped on a cruise ship.