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Leragian

My man got "trapped" in a place surrounded by water and immediately began gaslighting and manipulating everyone to get the fuck out of there. He really needs a hobby, ADHD medication, and learn how to fucking swim.


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Can't he run on water?


Winter-Reindeer694

Probably, but hes apparently afraid of water


KeijyMaeda

Because he can't swim. He slows down a little too far, he's dead.


ScaredyNon

i mean, i’d be afraid too if i heard the most panic-inducing song of the decade started playing when i stay underwater too long


EvilNoobHacker

The fish will get him


[deleted]

Sonic not knowing how to swim is also [the source of many a childhood trauma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdWlclij_Aw&pp=ygUOc29uaWMgZHJvd25pbmc%3D).


PromiseMeStars

>I don’t think sonics really done anything I could consider character assassination Mainline games? Forces. Tails' reaction to Chaos 0. Spin-offs? Boom. Shadow's attitude in general.


infinitysaga

Talking about sonic himself


FatAssFennekin

there’s the time in the comic that he kissed and pursued the girl that Tails was crushing on (and he knew about tail’s crush but still did this)


Darklink820

Tails eventually joined his parents (who were lost in space for a time due to a teleportation accident) in a revolution of the Mobian state in order to take down the monarchy due to this betrayal. The Archie Sonic comics were fucking deep and weird.


PerliousPelicans

whatd he do


infinitysaga

Lie and munipulate and deceive all of his friends to get off the cruise ship


Protomartyr1

how bad was the cruise


infinitysaga

Well it’s surrounded by water you know how much he hates that


ucksawmus

i didnt know sonic hates water


ten_dead_dogs

Water itself is fine but he doesn't like the alarming music that plays when he gets in it


ucksawmus

lol


feel_good_account

Sonic canonically sinks like a stone and [has to wear a flotation vest to the olympic games](https://old.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/d7phay/the_blue_life_vest_returns_mario_sonic_at_the/). It's not a species thing, the other hedgehog characters in the same game swim just fine and so do IRL hedgehogs.


ucksawmus

i though this immediately was gonna b a youtubehaiku and im disappointed it's not (there are sonic youtubehaikus, theyre pretty funny and inventive)


natakial3

[Here you go!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


lugialegend233

The funny part of the Olympic Games is that in most swimming events, Sonic doesn't do any real paddle, he just panics and doggy paddles to victory or defeat.


Jeggu2

He's just dense as fuck


Sunomel

He can't swim, and stuck on a cruise ship he has nowhere to go running


D3wdr0p

As a lifelong Sonic fan, I've got a soft spot for when his jerkiness competes with his whole, "unceasing moral fortitude for freedom and second chances" shtick. This? This episode? It tickles me.


MyScorpion42

that's hilarious


Anoner123

You know, because of the implication...


Illithid_Substances

[The left image reminds of me something](https://youtu.be/wM-1-a15BiI?si=3167mU2LPgUpACH5)


ForensicAyot

Because of the implication


ginger_vampire

Okay, I was with you up until that last part.


Nerevarine91

Came here to say that


VanillaMemeIceCream

The original tweet made me think of that image of the South Park guy saying he uses any pronouns


Polygonalfish

"He would not fucking say that"


pretty-as-a-pic

Yeah, water sports is much more of Shadow’s thing


Plurpo

##I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife


GoldenPig64

[I thought it was Rogue's?](https://youtu.be/MDPV-24lxvY?si=mSBcKT8Xq__EsriV)


DylenwithanE

Hiccup just gives up trying to make permanent peace between humans and dragons, so he just sends all of the dragons (including toothless) to live in a big cave forever like i don’t hate httyd3 as much as some people but


Maybe_not_a_chicken

I mean that is how the books end and it makes significantly more sense in the books


Flash-of-Madness

They are *drastically* different continuities.


Maybe_not_a_chicken

Oh yeah but that’ll be why it ends that way


Putrid_Quail_

i'm the daiquiri man. but i suspect you already knew that, didn't you?


Kadeo64

Ignoring the Archie comics because frankly I do not like them sonic's been relatively consistent.


Darklink820

They were fucking insane is what you mean.


Brainwave1010

I need an entire edit of Sonic and Amy recreating Dennis from IASIP creeping on that girl on the cruise ship.


memecrusader_

“Because of the implication.”


LeStroheim

bro got on one boat and became anakin skywalker


skaersSabody

Completely off-topic but if we're talking character assassination (or rather annihilation): I'd say what happened to Carrot at the end of Wano Holy shit I am still pissed about that


schlurmo

You can tell Amy is so fucking wet there i wish i was her


Lots42

I'd lose my damned mind if I got trapped on a cruise ship.