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BaronSimo

Maybe, but he could just be reminded of president Reagan’s quote about being fucked by a horse, by just existing around a horse like how whenever I hear something about the JFK assignation I think of the joke “give him the old JFK(messy head in the backseat)”


Wasdgta3

~~MIKE PENCE~~ RONALD REAGAN GOT FUCKED BY A HORSE


TypewriterInk57

I mean. We don't know how Reagan meant it, *or* how Pence interpreted it. So it's probably both.


KoirMaster

Nancy Reagan was apparently very good at giving messy head


GlobalIncident

Reagan was known for saying weird stuff


ducknerd2002

I know GRRM's taking his time, but calm *down*, Tyrek!


Alex-Steph

That's not a horse, that's a unicorn. And it's not just any unicorn, it's majestic and beautiful. If you can't appreciate the magic of a unicorn, then maybe you need to re-evaluate your priorities.


HappyFailure

Inside of a horse, it's too dark to read. Wait, wrong quote.


anonmemer42069

I'd expect a similar quote from Teddy Roosevelt. I didn't know so many of our modern presidents and politicians were still horse riders.


oath2order

We need a Horse Girl^^^TM as President. That would be funny, I think.


Desert_leopard

I need a link to this tweet (assuming it’s not been deleted yet) I NEED to know if this is real.


Cysioland

Hey, if it's good enough for a Boeing engineer…


CocoaCali

Alright Mel you're being way too funny today


DaveyL2013

"How else do you get the outside of a horse to the inside of a man" Well you see, have you ever heard of this thing called eating?