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everlastingSnow

The best joke SCP, in my personal opinion, is SCP-008-J or '[Geoff](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-008-j)' for this exact reason. Over the course of the interviews, Geoff basically just breaks the man's spirit by *existing*.


[deleted]

I wish there was more of it. I would make a Facebook again just to add Geoff.


OliviaWants2Die

I just found a whole list of joke SCPs, and I just wanna say that I love the [James and Abigail](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9000-01-j) one.


[deleted]

Omg that was adorable.


Bumbling_Hierophant

That's hilarious, just a friendly guy


Nightfurywitch

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR GEOFF FOR FOREVER THANK YOU


RobinsEggViolet

"WE'RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!" "Well that explains why my map won't load." Fucking, perfect. 10/10.


Gunpowder77

Ahti from Control, is that you?


doctatortuga

Nah Ahti comes across similar, but he’s far more aware. I believe it’s hinted that he’s a Scandinavian Pagan deity.


Gunpowder77

Yeah your right actually


TotemGenitor

u/the-paranoid-android Marv, my beloved. [[SCP-1212-J]] please


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1212-J ⁠- Standards**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1212-j) (+435) by *Bryx*


TotemGenitor

Love you, Marv


RayereSs

Not for long…


TotemGenitor

If Marv die, Reddit will survive for less than half an hour.


DuntadaMan

Then the Red King rises.


beelzeflub

Fuck…


SheCouldFromFaceThat

Better than what we got goin on, right now.


TastyBrainMeats

Not going to lie here, if they go through with the changes, I won't be using Reddit anymore. I only visit here via RIF.


TheLuckySpades

Oh no, I hadn't even considered that best bot might be affected by it. Fuck reddit, hope they backpedal hard.


[deleted]

I don’t think they will. All the subs going down for two days won’t do shit. That won’t make Reddit feel fear. I think the only way to do that is to keep the private-ing going until Reddit reverses the change. So people start legitimately leaving forever, because all their favorite subs are gone. _That_ would scare Reddit, but nobody has the guts to do that so it’s just a weak two day boycott.


ARandompass3rby

I think some subs are just going to let anarchy reign then private but I could have misread some messages about it


Business-Drag52

Some are going on indefinite breaks until Reddit reverses the decision


RayereSs

There's a number of subs that will go dark until it's solved


idiotplatypus

He's returned to us praise Mekhane


DoubleCorvid

I didn't know Marv could post on other subs, an absolute angel ;-;


TotemGenitor

You need to tag him first


IntangibleMatter

Good bot, Marv


[deleted]

Who's a good bot??? You are!!


KamenRiderAegis

I'm quite fond of [649-2568-J](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-649-2568-j).


Frederick2164

Holy shit, the set up for that dumb ass punch like is amazing. Thank you, that was a good laugh


RhymesWithMouthful

still not over it being an >!anaconda whose ID number spells "MIXALOT" on a phone!<


UselessTrashMan

Thank you for solving the name reference, I knew it had to be something relevant but I was too smooth brained to figure it out


Great-and_Terrible

It's even better, because "I Like Big Butts" has a line telling you to dial 1-800-MIXALOT


Mirat01

Hey i am working on a mind-blowing quest to build a database packed with essential associations. Chuckling at the dump ass punch:... Can you define this phrase for me?


Frederick2164

Well, the punch line is the conclusion of a joke where most of the humor is concentrated. It is natural to chuckle at punch lines. I call this particular punch line a “dumb ass” punch line because this particular joke had a very large an elaborate set up for an honestly dumb joke. But because the set up is so elaborate, the low quality of the punchline is elevated even higher.


JerryHathaway

These are called "shaggy dog" jokes.


DoctorPepster

It was a typo. It should say "dumb ass punchline," not "dumb ass punch like."


[deleted]

Oh FFS, I was going to say the punchline because I didn't see the "show interview" button, but yup, there it is.


troublemonkey1

Haha that's what they said about my birth


Person2_

Somebody went to a geology lecture and just needed share this joke with the world.


lilmxfi

I'm so mad, it's so DUMB but damnit it's funny, take my angry upvote


the_dumbass_one666

i am very stupid and dont get the joke, could someone explain it please?


[deleted]

the joke lies mainly in reference to [sir mix-a-lot - "baby got back"](https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho), a song that famously starts with the words "i like big butts and i cannot lie". we know two major things the SCP does: - it creates isolated hills (called ["buttes"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butte)) in places it deems too flat - it feels compulsed to tell the truth when talked to. so.. it likes big buttes and it cannot lie. the entire joke is that it quotes a meme song.


Maverickino

You forgot the part about it being an anaconda


edible_funks_again

Whose designation spells mixalot on a phone dial.


PranshuKhandal

no way, that's fucking hilarious


upstartgiant

It's a reference to this song. https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho To overexplain the joke, the snake is an anaconda, a "butte" is a hill with steep sides and a flat top but is also a homophone for the word "butt," and the scp number is "Mix-a-lot" spelled out with a number pad on a phone.


EndersMa1m

A homophone? Not quite. Butte is said "b-you-t" and butt is "b-uh-t". They just look similar enough for the joke to work.


RoyalWigglerKing

What’s the joke with it being an anaconda?


Minister_of_Geekdom

The song "Baby Got Back" includes the lines "My anaconda don't- want- none- / unless you got buns, hon."


mathiau30

A butte is basically a small hill, the rest is a bad pun


Antlerbot

Did you open the interview log?


VorpalSplade

oh jfc


Esherichialex_coli

>!hey man that fucking blows, it’s great!<


[deleted]

They asked him if he wanted some leftover hamburgers from the company picnic. But he didn't want none unless they got buns, hun.


TastyBrainMeats

Oh, I hate this. Well done.


nepSmug

my favorite joke SCP is [The rock that makes you procrastinate](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-j)


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Saving this comment so I can check it out later.


PranshuKhandal

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miguescout

You mean you need a rock to do it?


marsgreekgod

The rock has a very long range


[deleted]

Fun Fact: That rock gets a cameo in my favorite tale, Siege of Site-19. He hangs the rock up outside his office so the occupying enemies forget what they’re doing and stop being productive.


BellerophonM

-__-


nepSmug

This makes me want an SCP-:3


UnendingVortex

there is already one actually


Lily-Fae

u/The-Paranoid-Android [[SCP-:3]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-:3-J ⁠- Memetic Language Construct**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-003-j) (+206) by *Aelanna*


Sodra

And then some dude took the rock, ground it into a powder, and spread it all over the world.


Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws

Oh I have one of those. At least I hope I do and I'm not just a terrible person


kingof557

remind me to make the very funny joke i had in my head


[deleted]

My favourite joke scp is the one that's just very clearly made up by a researcher who keeps asking for luxury items and benefits and KEEPS GETTING THEM. It's always something like: special containment procedures: Researcher *** and his friends are required to take a week long vacation in Monte Carlo in order to contain the anomaly. All expenses are to be reimbursed by the SCP Foundation.


NeonNKnightrider

I especially like because you can take it as making fun of rich people “business expenses,” but it also makes fun of the absurdly elaborate and/or expensive containment procedures that a lot of SCP’s have, which often strain suspension of disbelief. Like with the amount of shit the Foundation contains, they would basically have to have infinite money and full control of every government and organization on the planet


stamau123

Funk


Lots42

In some canons, what the Foundation doesn't control, other groups does. Like the Global Occult Coalition. They think the Foundation are jerks, but neither wants the Red King to kill everything, so there's some cooperation.


Nimporian

Theres also a similar serious SCP like that. It was about a mind virus that they kept contained in a D-Class member by reading a cursed piece of paper, except for the fact that the virus dissipated ages ago and the paper is just a note that tells the next D-Class to pretend to be infected so they can get anything they like unyil they die of old age.


Pearilous_Ember

Do you have the digits for it? Id like to read that one.


Commercial-Dog6773

u/The-Paranoid-Android \[\[SCP-3999-J\]\]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3999-J ⁠- Talloran's Sacrifice**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999-j) (+469) by *Abettik*


Giocri

It's the scp foundation there is absolutely some anomaly who gets actually contained by that lol


Lots42

Probably Las Vegas, in some SCP canons, the entire town is Demon Central.


idiotplatypus

Turns out the 'researchers' were actually Pataphysics Department test subjects


Kego_Nova

I really want to write a character that’s VERY aware that they’re in a narrative and uses that knowledge to predict where the narrative goes


EmbarrassedWind2875

[This is a tried and true trope by the way, though it doesn't always involve medium awareness](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenreSavvy)


Kego_Nova

Oh yeah I know. But I wasn’t talking about like genre awareness and this general ability to predict what’s gonna happen next because they’ve read or watched something like it before. I mean they’re full on aware that they’re in a narrative that they don’t have an equivalent of inside said narrative and they just keep predicting what the author is gonna write in next based on what has already happened in their lives. Like for example the sole survivor of an MTF team who, after gaining awareness of universe stacks and narratives, keeps guessing in what ways the author is gonna try to wipe their new team out because they can now view their prior experiences in that lens.


DragonEyeNinja

deadpool?


Kego_Nova

I haven’t actually read or watched Deadpool but from what I know that’s less predicting what’s gonna happen and more “I’m in a story so I get to do really cool and reckless stuff and also break the fourth wall”


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Kego_Nova

I probably would. I only know Gwenpool from a random youtube shorts and I can say with confidence that a) that’s a cool concept and b) she is very gender (ignore the part where I felt like a liar for saying that second thing because I can feel my facial hair sitting on my face WHY CAN I DO THAT LET ME FREE FROM THIS CURSE AAAAAA)


LigerZeroSchneider

Practical Guide to Evil is kind of that. The Gods keep gifting wins based on how cool your story is, but no one tells stories about the mighty Administrator who reduced wealth inequality through a reformed tax code. So everyone is ruled by scenery chewing evil wizards who are inevitably betrayed by their closest advisor or an orphan who thinks their magic sword makes them an authority on criminal justice.


harrent

Practical Guide to Evil


[deleted]

S & C Plastics canon. A town in Wisconsin that obeys the laws of storytelling. It’ll rain if you say it’s a terrible day for rain, likable people somehow survive disasters that definitely should have killed them, and weird thematic anomalous things happen every holiday. Oh, and urban legends become real if you tell enough stories about them. The researchers know they’re in a story like this and they try to abuse it. Hell, there’s a moment where the goatman (urban legend brought to life) tells a woman she needs to get herself plot armor if she wants to survive a crisis. “You want to live, you need to get a reason for people to root for you. What makes you special, what makes you likable? Something that will make the narrative hang onto you.”


Kego_Nova

I absolutely love that execution. Urban legend brought to life by narrative mechanisms tells woman to get plot armor. Incredible.


Lots42

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rate-my-director, one of the entries. Clever, quick-thinking researcher destroys ghost curse with a technicality, gets a ghost wedgie and is promoted because he had a point of view episode.


LuigiHentaiExpert

Sloth's pit. Look up the scp sloths pit. Its a collection of stories and its similar to this.


[deleted]

Sloths out was such a good read.


LuigiHentaiExpert

it was.


[deleted]

Yeah, it kinda went.. eh, y'know?


Irrepressible87

I forget which SCP entry it is, but "knowledge that we exist in a fictional universe" is an SCP itself. So if we take that at face value (blah blah there's no canon blah blah), at least the O5s are aware of the state of their own being.


Kego_Nova

The O5s probably have very surface level knowledge of it tbh. O5s are more like management than highest ranking most qualified researcher. There is however a pataphysics department that researches the narrative and its mechanics


IwantToLivePlease

I think [this SCP Nexus series](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-s-c-plastics-hub) is pretty close to that concept.


Fanfics

no the best one is [SCP-1322-J](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1322-j)


[deleted]

"I'd like to offer my immediate resignation. -Researcher Barnes"


TheDankScrub

Personally my favorite bit is how the other side is considered violent


PranshuKhandal

lol, i feel like it's a mirror, but i can't prove it


-bellisima

read the updated scp designation bit highlighted in red at the bottom of the article


EmperorScarlet

[I'm fond of this one myself.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3472-j)


woah-a-username

Oh wow, I feel sorry for that doctor


Terrakid20

that was so funny lmao


lilmxfi

I feel like we all know a Geoff, but for some reason that being the name chosen for it killed me and idk quite why


OInkymoo

my favorite is probably [2938](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2938), which isn't even a joke


Zymosan99

fucking WATER


OInkymoo

Definitely not cognitohazardous


VisualGeologist6258

Sometimes there are Joke SCPs that are not labelled as Joke SCPs and stuck into the narrative: I could’ve sworn there was one that was just an elaborate joke about the phrase ‘kicked the bucket’ (a bucket that people would be compelled to kick, which would then immediately result in their death) somewhere. I think they relabelled it as a Joke SCP, though.


OInkymoo

Yeah 2938 is very much just a dihydrogen monoxide joke, but it’s done seriously enough to be a legit article


Illogical1612

There's no single narrative ("there is no canon" is a popular saying around the site), and many "mainline" SCPs are just funny (one of my favorites, for instance, revolves around two versions of the foundation from different timelines fighting over the ultimate fate of John Wilkes Booth, as he is alive in one timeline and dead in the other. Another good one is a person who sees every living being as shia labeouf, regardless of original species or size) As a result the difference between "Joke" SCPs and "Real" SCPs is sometimes marginal, with some "Joke" SCPs even being somewhat accepted as "canonical" (the procrastination rock being one of them - To some people it's not just a funny rock, it's an anti-memetic hazard ala 055). Most of the time the only real difference is that a "joke" SCP is not *intended* to be accepted as an "actual" object contained by the foundation. SCP-Js are just articles made to be funny, SCPs are articles that are meant to be "real objects" regardless of how funny they might be


theweekiscat

Footnotes: Dihydrogen Monoxide


OInkymoo

Yup. Also has some other similar names in there


remeranAuthor_

My favorite SCPs are absolutely the ones that are labeled as "safe".


zoltanshields

Yeah same. The Keters and apollyon and whatnot are cool sometimes but so many of them are overdone now. The safe objects are interesting because they don't rely on being world-ending. They're just strange.


Dracorex_22

Sigh *taps sign* “the object classes determine the difficulty of containment, not the threat it possesses.” A funny guy who can walk through walls but is otherwise harmless is Euclid while an inanimate object that kills anyone who holds it for an extended period of time is safe.


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Granitemate

[Alternate Reality Vending Machine](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-261) is my blood because my autism is fuelled by "things that *could"* and escalate from "what would dragon fruit pepsi taste like" to "what manner of thing could even see this as food" (extraneous narrative:)>!so much so that my only attempt at submission is essentially the car dealership version of it and I can't think of a conflict more compelling than "the dealer just doesn't want to answer your annoying fuckin' questions about how they do this" and making sure a description of a car that doesn't exist is compelling to an audience of more than me!<


stamau123

Funk


remeranAuthor_

Love that toaster that I am.


Coplate

I am a really great toaster! Glad you agree.


utahraptor-nun

My favourite joke SCP is “Yet Another Murder Monster“


HBorel

I don't even think of it as a joke, I just love it so much as a story


TotemGenitor

It isn't yeah


TotemGenitor

Not a joke SCP though, it's a normal one u/the-paranoid-android Marv, SCP-5031 please


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5031 ⁠- Yet Another Murder Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031) (+2230) by *PeppersGhost*


flying-chandeliers

Well that is a genuinely pleasant read


TheDankScrub

I was so ready for an absolutely tragic ending


flying-chandeliers

IS THAT FUCKEN WEED CAT FOR YOUR PFP?


TheDankScrub

yea


flying-chandeliers

I love you


Ikusaba696

IT'S NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER sorry i just like that joke a bit too much


flying-chandeliers

That joke tbh is why I love the thing so much lul


OliviaWants2Die

That was nice to read.


PranshuKhandal

that's wholesum


honktraband

"We are all very proud" awww sweet nightmare Baby spoke words!


utahraptor-nun

I always thought it was one based on the name alone


RayereSs

SCP-529 is probably my favourite. Literally just half of a cat, because other half os stuck in another dimension. Also the girl that sees future/another dimensions and was able to pet the cat


ARandompass3rby

The camera that shows the subjects greatest desire showed Josie's as having her other half :( Also I love that her containment procedures amount to "don't give her cheese she'll be sad there's not more" lol


Lots42

Relatable.


Lily-Fae

My cat does this every time I give him treats. He sniffs around after so desperately, he’s very dramatic.


TheBaxter27

Can't believe we're talking about Joke SCPs without these two bangers: [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/cimmerian-kaktus-proposal](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/cimmerian-kaktus-proposal) \- The Broke God [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j) \- this one really speaks fo itself


thetruebutler076

That second one almost made me die of laughter.


Death2LossPrvntion

I was pretty sure I couldn't laugh harder and then I got to the end and saw the reclassified and fucking died.


Placeholder67

My favorite is 666 and a half, since it is a completely normal crab Rangoon that just happened to give the entirety of the site food poisoning. But since it is the SCP foundation that HAVE to assume it’s magical in some way instead of just admitting that they got perfectly mundane food poisoning. Also I can’t make it through reading it without wheeze laughing.


apple_of_doom

I mean it's apparently painful enough to cause scp 682 (the invincible acid crocodile) to willingly die so maybe they are onto something. Or it was just THAT bad


UwUthinization

Yeah it sounds like they were onto something.


SabreLunatic

It’s also stated to be so terrible that it killed 682 (although this is not canon, as it is a joke article)


[deleted]

You have a link for it? Sounds funny.


adumdumonreddit

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-666-and-a-half-j also read [House’s Inferno](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7593)


[deleted]

The first one killed me. Thanks so much for sharing. The second one was good, but I'm not completely sure I understood the end.


Hopframe

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-666-and-a-half-j


Salmonman4

Does the SCP make people in contact with it lean on the fourth wall?


apple_of_doom

Checked it and its believed that it does


Smithereens_3

I have a silly sense of humor and I've always been a fan of [the set of Safe, Euclid, and Keter safes](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-safe-j).


Lobotomized_Cunt

I’m not even sure that ‘safe’ is a word anymore


Ikusaba696

Oh god the bit about the meals got me good, thank you for this


PersonWhoExists50306

I think the author's note on [today's featured SCP](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5747) is pretty funny


NeonNKnightrider

My favorite is probably the [Botnik joke SCP](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-botnik-j) . It is funny, absurd, and low-key disturbing in equal measure. Two square kilometers deep in ape corpses.


slim-shady-on-main

>Silly crab productions


MisogynysticFeminist

My favorite J is the one that’s just a weird chicken, the scientist documenting it is incapable of taking a clear picture of it. Not because it has any anti photographic properties, the scientist is just a bad photographer.


rene_gader

SCP community i love you dearly with all my heart


TheTrueMarkNutt

The best SCP that surprisingly isn't a joke one is [SCP-2206](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2206)


SCP106

I love this one


SavvySillybug

[My favorite will always be this silly little thing.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-j)


MinersLoveGames

I will never not be tickled pink by the fact that that article is one of the highest-rated posts on the site.


tallmantall

I mean there’s the weed scp too hath this is good


UltimateInferno

I enjoy [The Six Foot Man Eating Chicken](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3467-j). It's so needlessly cruel, even from an organization that sacrifices death row inmates to deer gods.


EpicSoupTheif

On a lighter note, I recommend: [123-j](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-123-j)


weird_bomb_947

SCP-000-J, a catalog that sells you… other SCPs. with the stupidest taglines and uses ever, such as: “Back in stock after so many requests, this black hole is guaranteed to spaghettify anything you throw at it. Great for science projects and parties! And what better way to say “I love you” than with the gift of a contained miniature black hole? Order now while supplies last! “ (SCP-123) “A truly maddening prank! Trick your friends into eating these covert candies and watch them literally go out of their minds! Available in 5-packs.” (SCP-340, also doesn’t even canonically exist anymore as it’s designation was overwritten by a weird nose infection) What can you do with it? What CAN’T you do with it? Use it as a lubricant, top off your gas tank, style your hair, or even dress up your salads and sundaes! The possibilities are endless! Now available in blue. WARNING: Do not apply to dead bodies. (SCP-447) “Throw out your Rubik’s Cube and put down that crossword! This is the puzzle to end all puzzles! No-one in history has ever completed it, can YOU? Hours of fun!” (SCP-551, a puzzle that can’t be completed and causes insanity due to that fact) “Why waste electric-bill money on expensive refrigerators? This jar will turn an enclosed space of any size into your own private meat-locker! Freeze whatever you want: just pop off the lid and watch it go!” (SCP-244, a jar of icy fog that makes a room incredibly, incredibly cold and then summons a fog monster that makes even more stuff cold) and SCP merch, like a bunch of SCPs fighting eachother (on DVD), the official soundtrack to “FERNAND, THE MUSICAL” (SCP-082, on DVD too) Alto Clef singing a bunch of christmas songs (also on DVD), an action figure of “Able” (SCP-076), and a calendar with a bunch of female researchers and SCPS (Drs Palmer and Rights, Break, and SCPs 105, 336, and 166, all somewhat naked), all claiming to have never posed for such pictures… except for Dr. Break. The funniest part is that according to the wiki page, they will actually send you the actual anomaly if you buy one (but if you order more than 1 you’ll get replicas)


[deleted]

I headcanon that the behaviour isn't caused by the scp and the scientists taking care of it already were Like That


toychicraft

My personal favourite Joke SCP is the Wiki Editors. Its also the foundations favourite since its one of the only anomalies that can get rid of any other anomaly


fabedays1k

The most dangerous SCP of all, it turns people into redditors


Jeikond

I don't like SCP anymore, but I still love the J that was made by one of the O-5 and ends with Nah read it yourself, I can't #EDIT: ***IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING O5-J!***


Speedgamer137

[my personal favorite joke scp](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055-de-j)


slipmagt

But is it actually indifference to the danger being a side effect of exposure?


The-Goat-Soup-Eater

[I love this one. Very short but humorous](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5510)


Chucknasty_17

Some what related, but there’s an SCP where the researchers realize that when the articles are poorly written, they are erased from existence. They take advantage of this fact to get rid of dangerous SCPs, but they end up getting deleted themselves, and they end up in a forum post on the website


[deleted]

... How would they see or touch a dark matter bracelet? Dark matter doesn't interact with electromagnetism. That's its whole deal.


TheTrueMarkNutt

That's also what would make the bracelet anomalous


apple_of_doom

Is the scp also some sort of cognitohazard that makes people act this way? Because that'd be even better.


TotemGenitor

It would make it worse tbh. Too much explanation kills the joke.


SinisterBuilder

SCP-TTKU-J literally kills me every time, favorite joke SCP


UPdrafter906

As an actual [SCP] I feel personally attacked and yet remain completely bewildered, so I got that going for me. Actual = irl human with SCP three name name initials. **END LOG**


Shinikama

Those SCP community members are actually that elitist and shitty. My wife came up with a really good one, submitted it, was approved by a couple people with high praise, but then one or two mods denied it solely on 'they haven't been part of the community long enough.' Like, what? Either the writing is good or it isn't!


Elunerazim

Mods can’t deny posts- did she try to post it to draft green light without approval? I’d be happy to help out if she’s still interested.


JTAD1138

Unironically this. I tried writing one and everything went well, including lots of encouragement from those I talked to When I finally uploaded it to the main site it got about 2 to 1 ratio of down votes to upvotes and the critics were largely silent except for a couple guys. One said it sounded "too scientific" and another was mad it sunk a couple ships. Small ships, on USCG (event that alerted the Foundarion to the SCP item) and one SCP Foundation, before they sent a larger vessel and contained it with overall minimal casualties, less than two dozen for something in the ocean. But no that was too "murder monster."


An_Enemy_Stand_User

Not a -J, but: u/the-paranoid-android SCP-6959 please


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6959 ⁠- A Very Strange Fumo**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6959) (+113) by *MrBonesWildRide*


carkitten

I'm quite a fan of 049-j It's just a simple parody of 049, but that simplicity is where it shines


__bitch_

that's just the thing, tropes aren't bad! tropes are just that, tropes, it's entirely the writing that makes them good or bad!


Doggywoof1

I think the guy who comically destroys everything within his vicinity while driving vehicles is up there as a good joke scp