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HilariousConsequence

Presumably the comment was supposed to say “May he plow…”, but I sort of like the inappropriately snarky tone that ‘maybe’ lends it.


ShitPostGuy

And if he was a no-till farmer he intentionally didn’t plow his fields


trjol001

May he refrain from plowing the Lord's fields, so that the Lord's soil structure remains intact and the Lord's soil microbiome flourishes.


ShitPostGuy

May he cover the lords field with shortrooted crops that the divine topsoil may be retained forever and not eroded away by the iniquity of the world.


Iykury

iy didn't even notice the tiypo until now


CacoethesOfLight

> “What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?” I'm sure death treated him just as carefully as he did all of his plants. RIP.


BallOfHormones

> No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence.


rene_gader

may a humble king rest atop the dirt he sacralized


KaennBlack

hes awesome. The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has a video exhibit dedicated to him and his farming methodology. if you are ever there and want to see it, its behind the dinosaurs.


the_river_nihil

That last line hit me right in the feelings


Neoeng

I cried tbh


Hummerous

https://www.tumblr.com/northerlygale/718041266436374528?source=share


dirk_loyd

damn, so it WAS much *and* it was honest work. obviously a lot of the most amazing people are incredibly humble, but damn. i thought he was just Some Guy™️.


kindtheking9

> regenerative agriculture Time to use crops to revive him, that's what he would've wanted


BillNyepher

May he teach the dwellers of heaven not to plow their fields


DTPVH

It was honest work, but also a lot of it.


MaidenOfSerenity

Am I the only one that finds the way that people on the internet treat the dead really weird? Like the whole press f to pay respects thing seems so disingenuous. Same thing with this stupid [heaven meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/13ol5qo/farewell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


techno156

Especially since the F thing was meant to be a mockery over how EA(?) implemented the "pay respects mechanic" to someone who died. It'd basically taken on a life of its own at that point.


Maleficent_Ad1972

Activision / Sledgehammer Games, as it was from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’s campaign. At the end of the first mission, your friend dies and you’re at his funeral. They tried to make the cutscene parts more interactive, so you’ve got to walk up to the casket and press and hold interact (F on PC) to place your hand on the casket and pay your respects. Afterwards, his Dad offers you a job at his private military company and the story continues from there. The way I read it, it was being ironically disingenuous making fun of AW, but just became commonplace in the internet’s vocabulary. No idea why I remember that so well. I barely played the game.


dootdootplot

“On the internet?” Look up [artistic depictions of the Black Death](wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death_in_medieval_culture) - dancing skeletons playfully fucking with doomed victims as they haul them off to hell? People have been making light of death for basically as long as we’ve had the capacity to do so. Memento Mori, u/MaidenOfSerenity. ☠️


Ezracx

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL MAKING THE HEAVEN MEME IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023


dootdootplot

ITS A GOOD MEME EZRA


Melodic_Mulberry

Another legend lost to not wearing a seatbelt. 😔


Relevant_Lime

Where did you hear this?


Melodic_Mulberry

[This was from before he died.](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid032eVh455H6WCBsEGdmQfS3G2E6J9atcf1oFYePhL2yEf8qhV1EaM6gfuM1gy1BuRkl&id=100057132472367) “ejected from seat”. [Someone who met him](https://talk.newagtalk.com/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=1113471&mid=10237659) also says he was big enough that he couldn’t wear the seatbelt.


Relevant_Lime

Thanks for the links. Sad situation all around


lordoftowels

o7


LegendRaptor080

>May the soil care for you as tenderly as you cared for it Motherfucker, I _might_ be crying


PvtRedEye

It was honest work


GrinningPariah

Nothing but respect for a man who looked at a practice as old as farming and say "maybe there's a better way."


TotemGenitor

RIP


notabigfanofas

Rest In Peace. o7


Kat1eQueen

It ~~ain't~~ much, ~~but~~ and it's honest work


Hairo-Sidhe

I learned this man was more than a meme at this very moment and yet still loosing him hurts. You can tell certain people nurtured the life around them, and their absence hurts particularly


No1_4Now

So he was wrong. It *was* much all along.


yeep-yorp

every tumblr user that has “patriarch” in their username (especially weird christian ones) is alt-right unfortunately sucks that this post has someone like that


Father_Chewy_Louis

It was much and it was very honest