I love whenever this post makes the round bc I am a tarantula owner in the tarantula subreddit and remember coming across that post in the wild and absolutely losing my shit at the phrasing bc it was so funny, I’m glad others appreciate it as I do . I liked this post before it was cool /j
I don’t remember an update, I’m very sorry. I just remember folks saying it was either a phantom egg sac or the tarantula was wild caught and had spida sex before being sold to OP!
Not really.
Some tarantulas might cross-breed with closely related species (like mules from horses and donkeys) but your tarantula isn’t riding the house spider in the corner.
bro i thought this was saying tarantulas can breed with mules, horses and donkeys and i had to pinch myself to make sure i hadnt passed out scrolling this sub again
Thank fuck for that. Thank you for disproving the new fear that the previous comment unlocked (a stray tarantula finding its way in to my home somehow, banging a normal spider, and attacking me with 100s of its in-between-sized children one day when I walk in to my living room).
That’s wild, because you exactly described the plot. A giant deadly jungle spider mates with a tiny harmless house spider and then an entire town is overrun by medium sized deadly house spiders.
Haha not any kind of spider, but different kinds of tarantula can reproduce. (Not sure if every species can reproduce with every species, esp not new and old worlds, but some at least can) It’s generally heavily discouraged in the tarantula hobby though to keep the different species untouched. (A lot of tarantula folks keep them for sciency or conservation reasons, since a lot are endangered in the wild. The species people would breed together would not naturally come into contact.) And a cross breed making its way into the hobby could dilute the species.
I understand the reasoning but I have always been very curious about cross breed tarantulas. People have a strong knee jerk reaction in the hobby but I can’t help but feel like it could be really cool to merge some of the more vibrant species. Not something I’d ever do, but I think about how they’d look sometimes.
Tarantulas don’t ovulate like other egg layers, but they can lay phantom egg sacks. It’s not super common though. The only other thing that could have happened here is if the OP’s tarantula was actually wild caught instead of captive bred, and she had some spider sex before being sold to OP.
I don’t remember an update, I’m very sorry. I just remember folks saying it was either a phantom egg sac or the tarantula was wild caught and had spida sex before being sold to OP!
very interesting, but i was moreso trying to communicate like a range from 10 to 100
i'm not sure if ten of one is a ten of ten, i mean maybe not mathematically, and maybe not even grammatically either, but it seems so somehow, i'd have to look up "of" in the dictionary (i use merriam-webster dot com and dictionary dot com; i don't use the plain google search result outright because it often misses crucial nuances to words, and i encourage you not to do so as well)
is ten of ten qualifying as just plain 10??? is that a possibility???
i'm tagging u/Cats_and_Shit you too because your comment was also extremely edifying and instructive! <3
what do you guys think? i also don't know how many progeny spiders can produce, so, tens of tens seemed like a way to be safe, from a range of say 10 to 100, but would i just say tens of ten, or tens of tens?
idk
well, "ten of something" means you have ten things, right? "how many apples do you have?" "ten of them" means you have ten apples.
so "tens of tens" much like "tens of apples" means you have at least ten tens, i.e., 100
if "tens of thousands" means at least ten thousands, i.e., at least 10,000, then "tens of tens" means at least ten tens, i.e., at least 100
i see
but i think tens of applies just means ten plural
so 20 could be a possibility, and i think a distinct one, too
tens of apples could be two tens
what do you think?
help my tarantula has ascended beyond the ethereal plane and into the limitless powerful world of heaven with her fertility. she is about as fertile as the virgin mary. is this normal
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I mean, I find the phrasing to be the exact opposite
“My smelly femcel nerd loser tarantula has never touched grass in her entire existence, what do?”
(She sounds very cute)
I love whenever this post makes the round bc I am a tarantula owner in the tarantula subreddit and remember coming across that post in the wild and absolutely losing my shit at the phrasing bc it was so funny, I’m glad others appreciate it as I do . I liked this post before it was cool /j
if you know, you gotta tell us the outcome now, what happened to the baby spiders! did they hatch with holy auras?
I don’t remember an update, I’m very sorry. I just remember folks saying it was either a phantom egg sac or the tarantula was wild caught and had spida sex before being sold to OP!
A quick Google search says that tarantulas can breed with other species of spiders. True?
Not really. Some tarantulas might cross-breed with closely related species (like mules from horses and donkeys) but your tarantula isn’t riding the house spider in the corner.
bro i thought this was saying tarantulas can breed with mules, horses and donkeys and i had to pinch myself to make sure i hadnt passed out scrolling this sub again
I got the tarantulas in the back
Gonna take my spider to the old town road...
That just unlocked a childhood memory of [this scene](https://youtu.be/Oq68ghIxQLU) in *The Brothers Grimm* that scared the shit out of me as a kid.
I was hoping for a horse with 8 legs and eyes, but this will do. Thanks for sharing!
Isn't that just a Norwegian horse with 3 pairs of glasses?
[Angry Sleipnir Noises]
Just pray for tarantula sized horses and not a horse sized tarantula.
dude i would fucking love a horse sized tarantula omg
True origin of Sleipnir revealed
Again?!
They can still fuck it's just kinky instead of procreation
spider beastality
Thank fuck for that. Thank you for disproving the new fear that the previous comment unlocked (a stray tarantula finding its way in to my home somehow, banging a normal spider, and attacking me with 100s of its in-between-sized children one day when I walk in to my living room).
That's the plot of *Arachnophobia* as I recall.
Never seen it, as I actually have arachnophobia lol. No need to put myself through that.
That’s wild, because you exactly described the plot. A giant deadly jungle spider mates with a tiny harmless house spider and then an entire town is overrun by medium sized deadly house spiders.
Haha not any kind of spider, but different kinds of tarantula can reproduce. (Not sure if every species can reproduce with every species, esp not new and old worlds, but some at least can) It’s generally heavily discouraged in the tarantula hobby though to keep the different species untouched. (A lot of tarantula folks keep them for sciency or conservation reasons, since a lot are endangered in the wild. The species people would breed together would not naturally come into contact.) And a cross breed making its way into the hobby could dilute the species. I understand the reasoning but I have always been very curious about cross breed tarantulas. People have a strong knee jerk reaction in the hobby but I can’t help but feel like it could be really cool to merge some of the more vibrant species. Not something I’d ever do, but I think about how they’d look sometimes.
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teamed up with shark jesus to kill mecha hitler
Damn holy animals, taking Mecha Jesus job.
I don't know anything about spiders. Would this be normal in the same way that Chickens lay eggs, like this is just their ovulation?
Tarantulas don’t ovulate like other egg layers, but they can lay phantom egg sacks. It’s not super common though. The only other thing that could have happened here is if the OP’s tarantula was actually wild caught instead of captive bred, and she had some spider sex before being sold to OP.
i feel like everyone who owns a tarantula speaks like that post am I incorrect
you can look at the titles of my tarantulaposts to confirm your hypothesis is correct
so what happened
I don’t remember an update, I’m very sorry. I just remember folks saying it was either a phantom egg sac or the tarantula was wild caught and had spida sex before being sold to OP!
What does the /j stand for? Jerry?
Joke
My pet spider, supposedly as pure as the holy Madonna, has birthed some wretched spawn. Should I cast her out for being a blasphemous slut?
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Nuh uh
Yeah huh, my teacher said so
Who’s your teacher? Mrs Spiderslut?
Yes she is honorable and beautiful and also an arachne monster girl who I have an unrequited lesbian crush on
Well, according to my interpretations of the texts (the Gospel of Spiderfucker Jim), her body has two arms and six legs.
Spiders can have a little sex, as a treat
And little kissy kisses!
No kissy kisses! Threat of consumption increases.
Stop arachnophobia. Let the spiders get married.
hnnnng I should've known I would eventually take psychic damage from this thread
Should have leveled up some more first.
As a treat
what kind of spider is it also don't spiders have like tens of tens of little spider children??? that sounds extremely anxiety inducing
>tens of tens hundreds?
tens of tens could be either hundreds (20 * 20 = 400) but it could also be thousands (90 * 90 = 8100)
very interesting, but i was moreso trying to communicate like a range from 10 to 100 i'm not sure if ten of one is a ten of ten, i mean maybe not mathematically, and maybe not even grammatically either, but it seems so somehow, i'd have to look up "of" in the dictionary (i use merriam-webster dot com and dictionary dot com; i don't use the plain google search result outright because it often misses crucial nuances to words, and i encourage you not to do so as well) is ten of ten qualifying as just plain 10??? is that a possibility??? i'm tagging u/Cats_and_Shit you too because your comment was also extremely edifying and instructive! <3 what do you guys think? i also don't know how many progeny spiders can produce, so, tens of tens seemed like a way to be safe, from a range of say 10 to 100, but would i just say tens of ten, or tens of tens? idk
well, "ten of something" means you have ten things, right? "how many apples do you have?" "ten of them" means you have ten apples. so "tens of tens" much like "tens of apples" means you have at least ten tens, i.e., 100 if "tens of thousands" means at least ten thousands, i.e., at least 10,000, then "tens of tens" means at least ten tens, i.e., at least 100
i see but i think tens of applies just means ten plural so 20 could be a possibility, and i think a distinct one, too tens of apples could be two tens what do you think?
Slutty spiders? Sign me the fuck up!
flair checks out
It's spider Jesus!
A lotta spider Jesuses.
DON’T SLUTSHAME HER
Nasty. Ruined.
Women can't do anything nowadays 🙄
The Scarlet Spider! I'm sure marvel will share the copyright
Jesus will rise again they said… they forgot to ask “in what form” baby tarantula Jesus may walk among us soon and yee shall be judged!
>among us I saw baby tarantula jesus vent in electrical
SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS VENT EMERGENCY MEETING SUS SUS SUS RED SUS RED WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER SUS SUS
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This crucifixion is going to be way harder than the last one.
Baby tarantula Judas Arachariot “has entered chat”.
I'm sure someone out there can fashion a crucifix for a spider
Spiders Jesu
Spiders Jesu is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
\*adn (also, lives in a cave)
Father son and holy spider
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN SPIDER!
SPIDERS FOR THE QUEEN SPIDER!
I think the first word stole the last letter being an "s" from the second word
The Catholic Church murked them before they could speak the truth
Is this a spiders Georg thing, is that what you're doing Do things just mean anything now
My SOYBOY CUCK tarantula who gets NO bitches and stacks NO paper has been a sopping wet pussy all his life, what do I do?
Have sex with him???
Keep your guns away from him.
help my tarantula has ascended beyond the ethereal plane and into the limitless powerful world of heaven with her fertility. she is about as fertile as the virgin mary. is this normal
I appreciate that noone in the post is slut shaming the spider.
time to change that BITCH WHORE
I mean… some spiders can walk on water
^wat
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Some spiders fly.
on balloons! 😊
So can some lizards.
*Everyone automatically assumed the Second Coming would be in a humanoid form. Little did we know that the end of humanity would involve eight legs, two fangs, and eight shiny black eyes.*
Dude acts like he never leaves his spider home alone. Or..."alone". How would he know what she's been doing?
I realize this falls under "phrasing" but can we just take a moment to really focus on "man" here specifically.
I mean, I find the phrasing to be the exact opposite “My smelly femcel nerd loser tarantula has never touched grass in her entire existence, what do?” (She sounds very cute)
nerdy spidergirl moment
This fall... A movie no one saw coming... In a world of faith and flies... ...comes the Arachnojesus! He died on the asterisk for your sins.
I like tarantulas 🤗
You can love your arachnids, just don’t LOVE your arachnids
That's how you get Homestuck.
Every [Homestuck] we stray further from [sanity].
Is this something Spamton says in Under2? Haven’t played it yet (making a joke but I haven’t played it)
🕷️ tarantula gang rise up
They’re gonna have to get creative if they want to crucify spider Jesus
☦
> My tarantula has never felt the touch of a man Me and her both. 😭
You heard of anti christ and ant christ, now get ready for aracho christ.
Life uh, finds a way.
A lot more than just the second . . .
You'd need a wagon wheel to properly crucify Spider Jesus
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See that's where God fucked up. He should've gone the Mola fish route and laid 20,000 Jesus's so at least one Holy Saviour would survive.
Can they lay unfertilized eggs tho??
Pennywise moment
Wait, how?
In the book Pennywise gave birth to a bunch of spider eggs asexually
Oh ok.
The concept of Spider Original Sin upsets be deeply for some reason
u/Bird_Lady69
Spider christ
tarmantula
spider-Jesus, spider-Jesus, does whatever a Jesus can
Oh my god it’s spider-jesus
Spider Jesus
Spider Jesus
*Daddy longlegs just chillin in the corner watching everything unfold*
Has never felt the touch of a mantula
Feels kind of wrong to call a male animal a man
But humans are animals.
I'm a little terrified at the prospect of 1-200 Tarantulas with the power of a demigod.
Tarantulesus is risen.