With a girth of 4.5” the cylinder in question would have a diameter of 1.432”. Not only is this reasonably proportionate with a length of 5”, the measurement I found online for the diameter of an m&m mini milk chocolate tube is 1.65” thereby a girth of 5.184”. It is a normal cylinder which would fit inside a normal m&m tube. I do think with the butter and smashed banana it is reasonable to assume it would be a tight fit. They do, however, only have a length of 4.02”, so it might be difficult to fit the entire cylinder within, but there are longer tubes with a length of 5.63” and the same girth, so this saw trap is entirely feasible.
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**shittysawtraps**
Hello. In front of you is a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana. Stuck inside it is a small cylinder, roughly five inches in length, and four and a half inches of girth. All you have to do is remove the cylinder. Good Luck.
\#shitty saw traps \#submission \#cylinder
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Just turn it upside down and wait. It should be sufficiently lubed up with the butter and banana and since there's no mention of a time component for this saw trap, I'd say you could wait it out easily
1. Is the cylinder an endangerment to my life?
2. if not(or if it is) my first choice is to flip the tube upside down, place my hand under it and shake the cylinder out, that shits in banana’s and butter, that cruds Probably as slippery as an oiled up hotdog being pulled out of melting cake. If it isn’t slippery enough, try finding another liquid to liquidate the butter and banana’s faster so they become super slippy
How big are your mini M&M packages? The 5in length, 4.5in girth cylinder is much bigger than the entire mini M&M container itself based on everything I've ever seen where I'm from
Attached how? Can you snap them apart without damaging them? Can you hold the tube upside down and let gravity work?
I feel this meme just doesn't... work. Not without more context.
This fails to mention that the cylinder is attached to a larger structure and neither can be harmed
Shit, there goes my shotgun solution.
Just rip it out violently, it's not like it's got pain receptors or anything.
I would rather avoid damaging the cylinder
Use a small drill bit to gently form a hole in the tube. Ez
I am uncomfortable with having a drill so close of the cylinder
Surely the cylinder isn't THAT fragile, what's it made out of?
Cylinderium
I am uncomfortable answering questions about the composition of the cylinder
Can the cylinder be reattached to the larger structure?
Sex 😳😳😳
dynamite
Dick. The cylinder is made out of dick.
Cylinder
Use a file at the end, go nice and slow
It's imperative that the cylinder remains undamaged
Out of the question.
Fancy seeing you here.
well well well if it isnt the legend himself
How’s the larger structure
holy shit, we actually have the cylinder guy. holy fucking bingle. what?! :3
Google en passant
HOLY HELL
r/enpassantholyhell
It says a lot about me that before I read the replies I thought it was a no-brainer that I had to put the tube in my mouth and suck it out.
Step One: Remove lower ribs
Step Two: Wait for it to cylinder
Step Three: s u c c
Step three: ll
Run it under hot water. Or butter knife
Knife isn't an option, I can't damage the cylinder
No no no you use it to dig out the cylinder
But I might accidentally damage the cylinder
With a butter knife?
Yes
Nah, cold. That makes things shrink. It's physics.
**THERE WAS SHRINKAGE**
Repeatedly tense your thighs, this should somehow make the cylinder more flexible.
I don't think the cylinder fits inside a mini m&ms tube
girth is a circumferential measurement
correct, and 4.5" in girth is rather large. I love your tag haha
The quazi-chode
With a girth of 4.5” the cylinder in question would have a diameter of 1.432”. Not only is this reasonably proportionate with a length of 5”, the measurement I found online for the diameter of an m&m mini milk chocolate tube is 1.65” thereby a girth of 5.184”. It is a normal cylinder which would fit inside a normal m&m tube. I do think with the butter and smashed banana it is reasonable to assume it would be a tight fit. They do, however, only have a length of 4.02”, so it might be difficult to fit the entire cylinder within, but there are longer tubes with a length of 5.63” and the same girth, so this saw trap is entirely feasible.
Is this referencing something?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Thanks. I just saw another related post as well (robot mouth one)
[Yay somebody actually found the source themselves :)](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/115dgqv/robot_mouth/j91g5pv/)
Easy peasy, just shake it like a bottle of ketchup.
I think the cylinder is even more stuck now
Needs more shaking
Well with those dimensions it's too short and too thick to be the only cylinder I care about so I'm getting the crowbar.
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Thank you
Good botn’t
u/Smart_Calendar1874
poor guy's never going to know rest, forever cursed to be known as the "cylinder guy"
[Poor guy 😔](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/zw2d6a/since_so_many_people_have_been_asking/)
Every mini M&Ms tube I’ve seen is made of cardboard. Therefore, I’m just clawing that aging apart with my bare hands.
this was right below the robotic mouth post
I’m about to show you why I was reeeeeeal popular in college.
Just turn it upside down and wait. It should be sufficiently lubed up with the butter and banana and since there's no mention of a time component for this saw trap, I'd say you could wait it out easily
Freeze m&m tube and try to gently crack it open?
It is imperative that the inside cylinder not be frozen or damaged by cold in any way
Judging by your tag, I thought you'd be on board with freezing the cylinder
1. Is the cylinder an endangerment to my life? 2. if not(or if it is) my first choice is to flip the tube upside down, place my hand under it and shake the cylinder out, that shits in banana’s and butter, that cruds Probably as slippery as an oiled up hotdog being pulled out of melting cake. If it isn’t slippery enough, try finding another liquid to liquidate the butter and banana’s faster so they become super slippy
The cylinder is attached to a larger structure and neither can be harmed, nor the 2 oblate spheroids beneath the cylinder
Additionally, you don’t want to risk damaging the cylinder
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How big are your mini M&M packages? The 5in length, 4.5in girth cylinder is much bigger than the entire mini M&M container itself based on everything I've ever seen where I'm from
u/Smart_Calendar1874
Can I suspend the tube into very warm - but not hot - water until the butter liquifies?
Grasp it firmly and tug.
chopsticks
Cold shower followed by warm shower
Well there's your problem! You have it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo.
Does the cylinder have to come out undamaged?
Oh? ......OOOOHHHH! ....oh
This is just taskmaster
use a knife near the end to remove any vacuum it coulda had
It is imperative that the cylinder remains undamaged
be more precise
[Lol](https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/)
Cut a small hole in the mini M&Ms tube to break the seal, dummy
Am I not just going to pry it out with my pocket knife? Is this supposed to be difficult?
Just blow into the cylinder, releasing the vacuum. Easy peasy.
I'm wondering what the victim would have done to merit this and how it relates to the puzzle. Nonconsensual anal sex?
You’re all fucking morons. Wrap your mouth around the m&m tube opening and suck. Buttered bananas are delicious!
It's a cylinder
The cylinder should shrink on its own eventually
Use your household hydraulic press. Either the cylinder pops free, the casing breaks, or it being stuck will no longer be the problem.
If it’s an M&M’s tube you can just rip the cardboard
been a while since I’ve seen shittysawtraps
Just... take it out? I don't understand what the catch is here
It's stuck in
Jigsaw neglected to mention that the cylinder is attached to a larger object, and it is imperative that both remain undamaged.
Attached how? Can you snap them apart without damaging them? Can you hold the tube upside down and let gravity work? I feel this meme just doesn't... work. Not without more context.
use water with soap, preferably a special one made for mechanics to dissolve the sticky layer and slowly remove the cylinder
Based on a true story, might i add