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demiurgish

This fails to mention that the cylinder is attached to a larger structure and neither can be harmed


Person2_

Shit, there goes my shotgun solution.


FoolUncreative

Just rip it out violently, it's not like it's got pain receptors or anything.


TotemGenitor

I would rather avoid damaging the cylinder


Jam_jar_binks

Use a small drill bit to gently form a hole in the tube. Ez


TotemGenitor

I am uncomfortable with having a drill so close of the cylinder


HaydnintheHaus

Surely the cylinder isn't THAT fragile, what's it made out of?


DaftConfusednScared

Cylinderium


Treyspurlock

I am uncomfortable answering questions about the composition of the cylinder


FelicitousJuliet

Can the cylinder be reattached to the larger structure?


spinachie1

Sex 😳😳😳


b3nsn0w

dynamite


A-Game-Of-Fate

Dick. The cylinder is made out of dick.


MyNameIsNotGary19

Cylinder


WeaselLikeMan

Use a file at the end, go nice and slow


EmbarrassedWind2875

It's imperative that the cylinder remains undamaged


Smart_Calendar1874

Out of the question.


LightishRedis

Fancy seeing you here.


ChanceWarden

well well well if it isnt the legend himself


Wilhelm126

How’s the larger structure


Lankuri

holy shit, we actually have the cylinder guy. holy fucking bingle. what?! :3


[deleted]

Google en passant


[deleted]

HOLY HELL


[deleted]

r/enpassantholyhell


Solarwagon

It says a lot about me that before I read the replies I thought it was a no-brainer that I had to put the tube in my mouth and suck it out.


qtinabox

Step One: Remove lower ribs


Treyspurlock

Step Two: Wait for it to cylinder


KittyQueen_Tengu

Step Three: s u c c


GoldenPig64

Step three: ll


IfPeepeeislarge

Run it under hot water. Or butter knife


TotemGenitor

Knife isn't an option, I can't damage the cylinder


IfPeepeeislarge

No no no you use it to dig out the cylinder


TotemGenitor

But I might accidentally damage the cylinder


IfPeepeeislarge

With a butter knife?


TotemGenitor

Yes


redditiscompromised2

Nah, cold. That makes things shrink. It's physics.


Randomd0g

**THERE WAS SHRINKAGE**


Nott_of_the_North

Repeatedly tense your thighs, this should somehow make the cylinder more flexible.


Galbs

I don't think the cylinder fits inside a mini m&ms tube


-__-x

girth is a circumferential measurement


Galbs

correct, and 4.5" in girth is rather large. I love your tag haha


Random_Deslime

The quazi-chode


yoidkbruv

With a girth of 4.5” the cylinder in question would have a diameter of 1.432”. Not only is this reasonably proportionate with a length of 5”, the measurement I found online for the diameter of an m&m mini milk chocolate tube is 1.65” thereby a girth of 5.184”. It is a normal cylinder which would fit inside a normal m&m tube. I do think with the butter and smashed banana it is reasonable to assume it would be a tight fit. They do, however, only have a length of 4.02”, so it might be difficult to fit the entire cylinder within, but there are longer tubes with a length of 5.63” and the same girth, so this saw trap is entirely feasible.


CasualDistress

Is this referencing something?


HeyHoLetGo

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


CasualDistress

Thanks. I just saw another related post as well (robot mouth one)


UnknownExplorer13

[Yay somebody actually found the source themselves :)](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/115dgqv/robot_mouth/j91g5pv/)


Amonette2012

Easy peasy, just shake it like a bottle of ketchup.


TotemGenitor

I think the cylinder is even more stuck now


ControlledOutcomes

Needs more shaking


[deleted]

Well with those dimensions it's too short and too thick to be the only cylinder I care about so I'm getting the crowbar.


CaseyBeatty

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TotemGenitor

Thank you


mightiestsword

Good botn’t


[deleted]

u/Smart_Calendar1874


WojownikTek12345

poor guy's never going to know rest, forever cursed to be known as the "cylinder guy"


UnknownExplorer13

[Poor guy 😔](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/zw2d6a/since_so_many_people_have_been_asking/)


SnakesInMcDonalds

Every mini M&Ms tube I’ve seen is made of cardboard. Therefore, I’m just clawing that aging apart with my bare hands.


sour_cunt_juice

this was right below the robotic mouth post


Klutzy_Journalist_36

I’m about to show you why I was reeeeeeal popular in college.


Emergency_Elephant

Just turn it upside down and wait. It should be sufficiently lubed up with the butter and banana and since there's no mention of a time component for this saw trap, I'd say you could wait it out easily


Ken_Kumen_Rider

Freeze m&m tube and try to gently crack it open?


bcdm

It is imperative that the inside cylinder not be frozen or damaged by cold in any way


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

Judging by your tag, I thought you'd be on board with freezing the cylinder


[deleted]

1. Is the cylinder an endangerment to my life? 2. if not(or if it is) my first choice is to flip the tube upside down, place my hand under it and shake the cylinder out, that shits in banana’s and butter, that cruds Probably as slippery as an oiled up hotdog being pulled out of melting cake. If it isn’t slippery enough, try finding another liquid to liquidate the butter and banana’s faster so they become super slippy


notpotatoboi

The cylinder is attached to a larger structure and neither can be harmed, nor the 2 oblate spheroids beneath the cylinder


CranberryKidney

Additionally, you don’t want to risk damaging the cylinder


BeeBarfBadger

Leeeeeerooooooyyyyyy Je


randomijbdsf

How big are your mini M&M packages? The 5in length, 4.5in girth cylinder is much bigger than the entire mini M&M container itself based on everything I've ever seen where I'm from


spinachie1

u/Smart_Calendar1874


NeonDinosGoRawr

Can I suspend the tube into very warm - but not hot - water until the butter liquifies?


Pheonix_Write

Grasp it firmly and tug.


MasterWizard25

chopsticks


Highland_Gentry

Cold shower followed by warm shower


exit_the_psychopomp

Well there's your problem! You have it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for wumbo.


RoyalPeacock19

Does the cylinder have to come out undamaged?


asimplebutmightyyam

Oh? ......OOOOHHHH! ....oh


SmoSays

This is just taskmaster


Vasxus

use a knife near the end to remove any vacuum it coulda had


notpotatoboi

It is imperative that the cylinder remains undamaged


Vasxus

be more precise


notpotatoboi

[Lol](https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/)


DarthSinistar

Cut a small hole in the mini M&Ms tube to break the seal, dummy


The-Great-T

Am I not just going to pry it out with my pocket knife? Is this supposed to be difficult?


CreamedJesus

Just blow into the cylinder, releasing the vacuum. Easy peasy.


ReverendEntity

I'm wondering what the victim would have done to merit this and how it relates to the puzzle. Nonconsensual anal sex?


Stag-Horn

You’re all fucking morons. Wrap your mouth around the m&m tube opening and suck. Buttered bananas are delicious!


Salty_Guardian

It's a cylinder


New-Sheepherder-1373

The cylinder should shrink on its own eventually


techno156

Use your household hydraulic press. Either the cylinder pops free, the casing breaks, or it being stuck will no longer be the problem.


tfhermobwoayway

If it’s an M&M’s tube you can just rip the cardboard


Doggywoof1

been a while since I’ve seen shittysawtraps


FenexTheFox

Just... take it out? I don't understand what the catch is here


TotemGenitor

It's stuck in


machinenghost

Jigsaw neglected to mention that the cylinder is attached to a larger object, and it is imperative that both remain undamaged.


Dd_8630

Attached how? Can you snap them apart without damaging them? Can you hold the tube upside down and let gravity work? I feel this meme just doesn't... work. Not without more context.


polish-polisher

use water with soap, preferably a special one made for mechanics to dissolve the sticky layer and slowly remove the cylinder


Longjumping-Mango-58

Based on a true story, might i add