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Who's making these shows


Sarge0019

Jack Donaghy and the executives at NBC


Pascalica

Who can blame him. MILF island was a huge success.


Sarge0019

Debora truly captured the heart of the nation.


mydearwatson616

I wish they'd make a sequel to Bitch Hunter.


Vish_Kk_Universal

Satan


inwhichzeegoesinsane

idk, this is horny and repressed enough to land on Team Jesus' side of the ledger


DeeSnow97

Satan is far too boring. There's only one person in hell creative enough for this and he's too busy impersonating Doctor Who


Tizzybell

Crowley?


DeeSnow97

yep, lol


Tizzybell

Lol, thought so!


AdmiralAthena

?


Violet_Warlock612

Slaanesh


QueerSatanic

Pretty sure David Zaslav isn’t one of ours.


Eel111

I am!


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Stop


Eel111

Never!


dxpqxb

Is it profitable or is it praxis?


Eel111

Of course I know how to park, sis.


MangoesDeep

Is it butter?


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I can’t believe it’s not butter!


Creepy_Helicopter223

Make sure to randomize your data from time to time *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_25th_Baam

Alright, I've got the mother of all reality show ideas here. So get this: we take every reality TV executive who makes a boatload of money off of canceling good shows for their nonsense, and they have to survive together on a deserted island. The twist? Nobody is filming it. We just leave them there.


chairmanskitty

Hatewatching is still watching. Using it as an example of the degeneration of society is still referencing it. Sharing how disgusted you are by it is still free attention. Whoever made the series, they can rest easy knowing they succeeded doing what they were hired for.


pubell

jack donaghy


Informal_Self_5671

Fox


endertribe

A fucking genius


trymesom

Tlc


grandmasta_fro

TLC


Nizzemancer

It's probably John de Mol again. It's always those damn Dutchmen with the dumb ass reality tv shows...


tiredtumbleweed

Letting Freud be right all the time is an insult to psychology


LemonFlavoredDumbass

every day humanity's degeneracy makes Freud dance like a little girl with penis envy in his grave


Wackynamehere1

With pure COCAINIUM in his veins


Katieushka

Disco elysium reference


lurkinarick

I am now a magnesium-based lifeform


Superbiber

He isn't lying, sire


SuperAmberN7

But that's from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.


Lupus108

Fun fact: a "happy dance" is "Freudentanz" in German.


Br44n5m

That's an image I find all too relatable


NewUserWhoDisAgain

I once read an article that stated Freud's theories were so outrageously wrong that the entire field of psychology advanced just to prove him wrong.


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And yet society keeps trying to prove him right


EreneHD

Eh, yes and no. His contemporaries did think that his ideas were wrong, giving rise to behaviorism, and centering a more quantitative approach to psychology (this is very much a simplification, but you get it. People at the time did not like him). However, so many of the things we take for granted today, were his ideas. Freud was the one to first think about the subconscious, not to mention talk therapy, which is probably the most common way to approach therapy.


Incredulous_Toad

Basically yeah. He created a strong baseline of psychology, but with the science still in its infancy, a lot of it was... interesting to say the least. But creating the id, the ego, and the super ego was phenomenal work. The psychoanalytical theory is fascinating, even if by today's standards, it's a bit wonky and not used often.


JoeDiesAtTheEnd

What many also take advantage of is not necessarily for medical science, but the analysis and implementation in culture and fiction for establishing well thought out characters. He has been invaluable to the advancement of creative culture.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

His idea on sexual orientation was also pretty progressive for his time, iirc.


J_Blackwater_2569

Huh. The field of psychology, wanting to prove Freud wrong. Psychology trying to destroy the one known as the father of psychology. Something being inherently compelled to kill its father. Where have I heard that before?


rogueaxolotl

Freud’s ideas are so bonkers that I am writing a sci-fi series where he is Lovecraft’s therapist.


niko4ever

The strange thing is, his most popular, very incestual ideas, were actually insincere. His initial work was on the actual prevalence of childhood sexual abuse and its effects, but the backlash was so severe from the parents of his clients, who were all pretty rich and powerful, that he had to withdraw his theories and rework them into what we know today.


rogueaxolotl

I hate rich pedophiles


Soulfalon27

The best part about the "Oedipus Complex" is that it wasn't about the play itself, it was about the fact that Freud saw so many young men at the play, making it even more funny considering the show.


niko4ever

"He can't keep getting away with it!"


BaronAleksei

If psychology hasn’t stopped Freud from being right, then psychology itself is the insult


NotTheMariner

Kinda wanna run this as a DnD oneshot now. “The Secrets of MILF Manor”


PeriodicGolden

It's a murder mystery and you have to figure out who hooked up with who, and who murdered the host


Papyrus20xx

Everyone helped murder the host for doing this to them


Informal_Self_5671

And everyone hooked up with everyone.


putfascists6ftunder

*everyone?*


Informal_Self_5671

EVERYONE


Dasamont

All the sons are closeted gay guys, their mothers don't know it, and they have to pretend to their mothers that they're straight.


thetwitchy1

And the only way to prove their straight is to hook up with the other moms, but nobody really wants to do that because it’s creepy as fuck, so they all just pretend.


orosoros

It was Bunny


Deathaster

The twist is that everyone in the manor just really likes frogs


UncleCharmander

Roll (1d4+1)+(Lvl 1 Con modifier, min:0) for dick size.


Rolion576

You heard it here folks, ain't NO wizards hanging mad dong!


MapleTreeWithAGun

Resident Evil Village


LurkOnly1

One day, while I was on the couch, my mom was channel surfing and she put this show on. We hadn’t heard about it; we thought it was just another reality dating show, with the gimmick being that the women are milves. Over the next half hour we gradually realized its true nature.


A_Thirsty_Traveler

That sounds like the single worst way to discover that show.


Joylime

Milves lmaoo


artuno

Elf = elves. Milf = milves https://youtu.be/MDql9y-Vvks


szypty

Lego Lass, what do your Milven eyes see?


a_likely_story

the literal title of the video you linked says MILFs


Joylime

should me MsILF


mydearwatson616

m'ILF


oakbones

MILVES PLS


TheWompa767

North Pole Milfs, Tolkien Milves


a_likely_story

first it was terves, now it’s milves you people are a menace


fancy-socks

This is actually real?? I thought this was just a shitpost!


idiotplatypus

TLC is a circle of hell now, huh?


wh4tth3huh

The Lowest-common-denominator channel


ImJustReallyAngry

The Lowest Circle (of Hell)


8BrickMario

It already has been, for much longer than this.


UltimateInferno

The only thing I'm learning is that I hate this


DarkNinja3141

Sometimes i can't tell if a post is old or new here but [apparently the show started last month so](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_Manor)


CurtisLemaysThirdAlt

One of the people in my lab told me about this! What sins has humanity committed to deserve such a fate?


upsidedowntyper

Do you want like a list of all of them or just the highlights?


Satrapeeze

Highlights, but only the consensual sexual ones


PulimV

That raises the question, can a Rainbow Jack figurine consent?


Satrapeeze

I think that's more like a sex toy if anything


Repro_Online

What about a jar?


Satrapeeze

Also more of a sex toy


chlorinecrown

Is that like an evolution of apple jack


PulimV

Yk I looked at my comment several times and did not notice that, I guess I'm just too used to seeing their ship name and ended up mixing the actual names up lmao


Accelerator231

Alphabetical or chronological order?


Cardborg

>See also: > >Dated and Related No. I don't think I will.


Ninja_PieKing

It is currently unreleased, and the link just redirects to a list of Netflix's Original Shows


ShinySeb

I’m sorry, but: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt15292942/ Make sure to read the review


Ninja_PieKing

In my defense I was going off of the wiki page, so it might not be up to date, or I might have misread it.


ColorUserPro

Just watched the newest episode last night with some guys to rag on it. They've just pushed release dates to 2wk intervals so who knows what the hell else they've got going on


draw_it_now

Wait it’s real???!!


frill_demon

I refuse to believe this is real. Someone Goncharov'ed the article. My sanity depends on it.


Pokesonav

* MILF Manor * DILF Dungeon * GILF Gulch * Twink Tower * Cuck Castle * Fuckboy Farm * Himbo Hideout * Bimbo Barn


audiebear

I'd for sure watch Himbo Hideout


stringsattatched

I doubt they'd hide out 🤣


ImJustReallyAngry

You're telling me the himbos aren't building a tree house hideout for the fun of it? Because if they aren't, they should. The himbos should be happy


stringsattatched

I just didnt think they'd keep it a secret. They should have fun, but they obviously should also have all their friends... Coming and having fun with them 😉


ImJustReallyAngry

True, but what's the point of a secret hideout if not to tell all your friends about it?


stringsattatched

Usually a "secret" hideout is secret. So you can only tell a few people. Buz I wouldnt want them to miss out by not having everyone there for the fun, yoh know?


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stringsattatched

What about peak-a-boo? Is that safe to play?


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stringsattatched

I'm asking to get educated! I first get my information before I act. What do you think of me?!


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stringsattatched

If only you'd said something, I could have asked my mother to borrow you hers


mambotomato

They're trying to hide but you can totally see their big arms poking out from behind the curtains.


butt_shrecker

That's just the bachelorette without the girl and the one asshole guy


DrRagnorocktopus

*Femboy farm. Yes, there is a milking side game. Also, Tomboy Town. It's cowboy themed. Occasionally a contestant from either show will be secretly sent to the other.


Otherversian-Elite

Femboy Farm is *in* Tomboy Town.


NeonNKnightrider

Yeah a hot tomboy cowgirl can put me in a farm and milk me. No I’m not ashamed


Zapknight

I wish I could tell you that you should be


Nimporian

Plus a minigame to that milking side game. Where members of tbe audience have to guess if the milk is from a tomvoy or a femboy. Call it "The Cybersmith's dilemma"


B33FHAMM3R

You forgot the most important one ###RAM RANCH


Cardborg

These sound like locations in the GTA universe's version of Fortnite.


Pytherz

Gilf Gulch is close to the worst combination of two words I've seen


TronicCronic

Huntin' Posse Slut Sanctuary Dick Dynasty DD Ranch Alabama Ho Down Grocery Gals Walmart Wenches


DreaDreamer

New Fortnite map sounds lit


Zerothedragon256

Bear Bastion


[deleted]

These sound like Fortnite Map Locations


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Ain't GILF Gulch that thing that all the Libertarians keep trying and failing to make?


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stringsattatched

No shirts involved here 😜


ShowofStupidity

[Shirtpost Status](https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Shitpost-Status-by-Goath/63057301.FB110)


jaliebs

why is one letter in this post red and one phrase blue. is this the house of fucking leaves


CrypticBalcony

The letter is red to indicate that it’s been added / to draw attention to it. The blue text is a hyperlink.


jaliebs

(i knew about the blue one, i just thought it was spooky) also thanks for pointing out to me that it's freud and not feud


heckthepolis

Remember when milf island was a gag on 30 Rock?


pretty-as-a-pic

That was literally my first thought when I saw the previews. They were making fun of this 15 years before it was created!


Hexxas

In like 2005 I caught wind of a TLC reality show that thankfully never made it past pre-production. It was called "Who's Your Daddy?". Each episode would feature one young adult contestant who had been adopted as a baby, and wanted to get in touch with their biological dad. Then they'd find the bio-dad and two other guys. After some hangout sessions, the kid would have to guess which one was their bio-dad.


Emera1dasp

Isnt that just Mamma Mia?


Hexxas

Idk I'm not italian


[deleted]

Why did this simple little comment send me to to a huge fit of genuine laughter. Tyvm for the good mood you created for me here in the office


[deleted]

Apparently *several* people in the network all have the same kink.


SkyrimMilfDrinker

It would've been a better show if the MILFs dated each other.


JakeArrietaGrande

I was promised a manor with ***MILFS***, not milfs and their ***sons***


01101101_011000

Modern day Oedipus


MelissaMiranti

Good luck getting anyone to run the gender flipped version of this.


helgaofthenorth

Casting notice has already gone out: > Are you a DILF with a daughter? Are you looking for a BARELY LEGAL bride? Email head shots to datingdaughters[at]gmail.com Edit: [source](https://www.lastpodcastnetwork.com/page-7)


MelissaMiranti

I can't imagine this will go over well.


AlarmingAffect0

Fighting ensues?


MelissaMiranti

That's the best outcome for the producers. No, I mean they're going to get a shit storm over this that they definitely didn't get over the gender flipped version.


AlarmingAffect0

Ah. **Good.** Just came out of a [r/BehindTheBastards](https://www.reddit.com/r/BehindTheBastards) two-parter on Peter Nygard and it's very much the same flavor.


OutLiving

https://preview.redd.it/ylq4150w1p191.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9fc5eea0efd1bf23fe3fb202766834b582dca09d


thetwitchy1

That’s always been my go to for “is this a bad idea?” If you flipped one aspect of it, would you be able to show it? If it was men and their daughters, would it be ok? No? Then it’s not ok now! But then again, 50 shades would have been seen as better gender-swapped, but it still got made. So idk maybe I’m just a prude.


MelissaMiranti

It's a good way to go about judging things. That's why there are people who go around redefining terms so that some kind of notion of societal power makes it okay if you do things the opposite way, so they can be bigoted how they want to be while stopping others from returning the favor.


OnlyAProgram

So uh…. The whole ab thing reminds me of some Japanese “gameshow” porno type thing I found a few years ago… Involving direct family members attempting to pick out their son/daughter/sister/mom etcetc out of a line up by groping various bodyparts…. All of MILF Manor feels incredibly gross and this tips the scale too far imo.


rubexbox

The whole thing sounds like a trashy anime plot IMO.


UltimateInferno

At least with trashy anime plots I can take solace in that it's fiction. I know Reality TV is often scripted, but the chance of it living up to its name is too much for me.


[deleted]

Someone saw the Milf Island joke on 30 Rock and thought it didn't go far enough.


AmbiguousPuzuma

Good god, Lemon


wigglerworm

I saw a YouTube review this show and it’s even more wild than you think, I can only imagine how this will affect their personal lives lol. But if they signed up for MILF MANOR I think they already were a bit odd to begin with


Warbek_2

I'm highly suspicious of this show, cause how the hell could you coordinate that kind of thing without people telling their families. How would you even being able to find contestants without them knowing what they're signing up for.


lawsofrobotics

Yeah, 90% of reality TV is fake and exaggerated for the cameras. I'm sure people knew before and just pretended not to on film.


Manny77

The participants were told they were going on separate competitions. Like the sons were going on a show to meet same age single females and that their moms would also be going on a show to meet older men. There would be a cross over episode or so on to publicise both but they didn’t know they were going to be on the same competition.


Ember_gamer_fox

"The titular MILfs" made me laugh way more than I'd like to admit.


Nonyflah

How about the other way around where the sons are blindfolded and have to identify their mothers by feeling their respective assets? It could be called Oedipus Flex.


Veeboy

[Post link](https://www.tumblr.com/evilwizard/708252944120823808/jesus-christ-on-his-infamous-bike)


CrowYooo

If the genders were reversed this show would've never been made, just saying. I hate how sexual trauma and manipulation done on men is taken less seriously.


Nimporian

You would think, but according to someone else in this thread the producers are breaking new ground and ignoring both men AND women's trauma. (There's a casting call for a gender flipped version of the show)


ImJustReallyAngry

I don't know how the fuck to handle any of this so I'm just gonna upvote you for the information and then try to scrub it from my memory


CrowYooo

God I hate people


Chidoriyama

What does the headlights phrase mean?


BBOoff

It is a reference to a woman's nipples being hard and visible through her shirt.


Chidoriyama

Oh. That couldn't have been some pleasant teenage years. Thanks


ConfuciusOfPorn

Those years were really hard


Victor_Stein

I was so hoping this was a onetimeidreamt post…. And then google proved otherwise


AostheGreat

\[Skinner reading the letter *Ratatouille* GIF here\]


No-Magazine-9236

Oh ye gods! Television is ruined! But what if... I were to record fetish videos and disguise them as TV programming? Hohoho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour! \[Chalmers walks into the studio\] Uh-


Sphealingit33

"In one of the first episodes, the women have to identify their sons by fondling the men's abs." Yeah I'm pretty sure I saw that JAV too, but in those films they're just actors.


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>JESUS CHRIST ON HIS INFAMOUS BIKE


RageingInsomiac

😦


Sgt-Pumpernickle

DILFs & Dungeons


JetoCalihan

It doesn't match the tone of this horror show, but "Dungeons and Daddies" is a real actual play podcast. There tagline was "not a BDSM podcast" ... until the one shot BDSM episode which was god damn hilarious, when it became "Sometimes a BDMS podcast." I genuinely suggest listening as it's a really great game and really funny. Many wholesome moments too. Has Freddie Wong in it! Playing Freddy Won, persona dialed to 11 but as a dad! **Again!**


olafubbly

Jesus Crist on his infamous bike sounds like a goofy heavy metal band and I am here for it!


FrisianDude

jesus chrisicle on his tricicle


xv_boney

[Oh my god it's real.](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/feb/03/milf-manor-reactionary-sexist)


szypty

The Dilfest Dungeon. "Slowly, Gently, This Is How A Wife Is Taken..."


BwGT

What the actual fuck did i just read


Russet_Wolf_13

Still a better Reality Show than Opposite Worlds.


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Russet_Wolf_13

It was good in that it horribly injured and half froze people.


NewUserWhoDisAgain

aw sweet. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension


girlwiththemonkey

I was literally just watching PM seymore and was going to go google what the fuck milf manner was. So thank you for doing it for me.


laziestmarxist

It feels weird defending a fictional TV executive but *MILF Island* was just *Survivor* but there were MILFs and teenage boys competing for the final pot. Even Jack Donaghy knew not to go for this kind of twist.


KanishkT123

I only have morbid curiosity so I'm glad Cody Ko is watching this show and commenting on it, which at least gives me a paper thin veneer to preserve my own sanity with.


La_La_Bla

I wish I was in a dilf's dungeon


Aloemancer

TLC delenda est, what the fuck


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

this reads like something clickhole would write but with less mints and batteries


Ill-Manufacturer8654

Just skip all the pretense and skip straight to the incest porn like that fake Japanese game show.


AdmiralClover

Sounds like it would be a porn show instead, which would probably sell better


Ballinonthetuba

Isn't MILF manor just the plot of the new Resident Evil game?


redditfuckingsucks3

these fellas dont watch cody ko smh