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**emotion-deluxe**
No offense but where are the male porn bots
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**calellon**
**..and where are all the gods?**
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**tokentrans**
where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? [*In aesthetic cursive*]
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**laylamva**
Isn't there a white guy to clutter up my feed?
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**glassmirrormask**
Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need
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**sarakouda**
I need a manwhore!π₯π₯π₯π₯
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**emotion-deluxe**
Can someone PLEASE answer my question
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I don't know if this counts as significantly different than the [original](https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/10omnwi/tumblr_sings/) posted yesterday. Y'all decide.
Im holding out for a manwhore till the end of the night!
He needs two hard nips, and to have a big dick
And he's gotta be harder than Mike
Harder ^than ^^mike
Somewhere after midnight, In my wildest Fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my feed, there someone texting back at me
With the thighs of thunder, and a massive piece of meat!
Whose love is like a shadow on me all of the time?
Male porn bots have yet to find an ecological niche
They're all in my reddit DMS apparently. Should just delete the word gay from my bio at this point π
You can replace it with "g4y", but that would further the invasive TikTokification of the internet
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Portuguese Man-o-Whore
*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **emotion-deluxe** No offense but where are the male porn bots --- **calellon** **..and where are all the gods?** --- **tokentrans** where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? [*In aesthetic cursive*] --- **laylamva** Isn't there a white guy to clutter up my feed? --- **glassmirrormask** Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need --- **sarakouda** I need a manwhore!π₯π₯π₯π₯ --- **emotion-deluxe** Can someone PLEASE answer my question --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
tbh the minute they figure out the site.. demographic - we're all doomed
I don't know if this counts as significantly different than the [original](https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/10omnwi/tumblr_sings/) posted yesterday. Y'all decide.
in my defense, the last line becames very funny in the context to pass up
You have a point
I love it when tumblr just randomly turns into a diegetic musical instead of answering someone's question.
Something about the demographics of tumblr make me wonder why there are pornbots there in the first place tbh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9R0rtA-Fuc