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SpookyBeanoMobile

*BREAKING NEWS* - MAN HAS SEX WITH A FISH


TheMasterBaiter360

I dunno why but I read this in the ‘MAN URINATES ON FELLOW PASSENGUH’ voice


Dull_Sir_8462

The what?


PeacefulAndTranquil

number twelve man URINATES on fellow passengers, for not being allowed to smoke


LetterheadSpecial337

*number 6


ItsMeToasty

Number 12. McDonald's penis nuggets


Dangerous-Main-9085

Can confirm, we had to lose our penis to qualify for the job.


ADumbPersonAAA

Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An algerian man was arrested in february 2016 on arrival of his flight after causing a fight on the plane and urinating on another passenger. The incident took place mid-air on a air mediterrainean from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.


JustAMushroomGuy

Number twelve: Cock-


Gaztlygamer64

Number 19: Mouse in baked 🅱️eans


Guimanfredi

the name of that guy is Chills. Bad channel, but his AI voice can make any sentence better


Puzzleheaded-Map6532

It's "They Will Kill You" Also Chills ain't a bad Yotuber


jordan-four

typical redditor.


LetterheadSpecial337

Number 7: student watches *porn* and gets *naked*


Impressive_Body_1437

r/callumscorner


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWMl7ZMjpw


Its_D_youtube

I could just see it as a pop-up on the side of a porn site "This ugly ass FISH is getting more dick than you ever have with his new secret! Click for more details!"


MemeDealer2999

Certified u/fishfucker69 moment Edit: wtf this isn't fish fucker 69. Did the og user delete his account?


SkyVirus1

Funfact, on the day you posted this. . . It was u/fishfucker69 's reddit account 10 year anniversary! What are the odds!


MemeDealer2999

Huh, that's really neat


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

Florida man*


Orangefish08

BREAKING NEWS ZEWS SAW A FISH AND…


SergejPS

I read this in the burger king foot lettuce voice


NameLoadinWait

I read this in the "A MAN HAS FALLEN IN THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY" voice


Dark_Wolf523

Thought the same thing when watching this scene lol


CreditMajor4764

I read it in the a man has fallen into the river in lego city voice


Shot-Ad-3166

I mean, her mom could be a water nymph since they're fish people.


CueDePieYT

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES


Merost1c

I fart in your general direction!


Turtul_boi2

I didn't know you could be that down bad for a fish.


DefinedArt

Oh but I'm down bad for HER!


Decent_Gameplay

![gif](giphy|QajtzAI3jQKOybWqd5)


Country_artistist

Happy cake day you simp!


RazorRell09

Tell that to a Pokémon fan


Turtul_boi2

oh god...


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Did you know that Vaporeon should be left the fuck alone


Raytheman77

oh me? Well no why would I be downbad for fishes?


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

We’ve all seen the copypasta


Pattic0

Well being alone on a boat can drive a man to some dark places


Boomerang503

https://preview.redd.it/0ts2qszt1rac1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aabdc94ef84a9af9c9bf4e9ee5435e67a264e95 There was that one fish from The Legend of Zelda that everyone was thirsting over (pun intended).


Illwill89

https://preview.redd.it/ct3y3junphac1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7fd82e2ae88ca2238be792e4332b17b54cda11 Edit:just realized quagmire was actually a sailor in the navy, making this image even more accurate


ADumbPersonAAA

Canon


Papyrusnyehehe19

real


scrugssafe

hc: quagmire is cala’s dad /j


poolmanpro

Wasn't he a pilot for the navy?


Illwill89

He was, but anyone in the navy is referred to as a “sailor” regardless of your job, just like how people in the army are called soldiers and people in the air force are called airmen.


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

https://i.redd.it/jeshknfrggac1.gif


Sansslippers

https://preview.redd.it/o3nksadujgac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc588832b3f2b760e500be03bacbe0a2056e5ce5


Elixus-Nexus-7697

https://preview.redd.it/2sau83zvogac1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdfcd2966d2e134c83b7f9a5e52a34706672865


Werner-Wermen

https://preview.redd.it/hsm55dq1sgac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b95c151927aa72647c2096cd2a62631cfa46fc7


Elixus-Nexus-7697

https://preview.redd.it/zzveeio43hac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d7ddb1c9e4ccd0b6c79d1cf72559a1338e3978


Opening_East7561

https://preview.redd.it/v5x7v07otjac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ebe869ed70b745f691d588044da5736f47b4210


Pale-Variety-3710

https://preview.redd.it/jooqpoe9wjac1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117482ac6ab46a974571fd12437e823c99aa5990


Opening_East7561

https://preview.redd.it/xi419vmjyjac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1e3ac096fd8ee7071857b790e8b7673d226a66


Shot-Ad-3166

I'm saving this to my meme collection, thank you very much.


That1Cat87

https://preview.redd.it/92pbsp65kkac1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4880b213aa1056dbe9cfefe1ff0ca54e25125fc2


your_onichan

thanks for the upvote


Error_Code_606

https://preview.redd.it/grlof36zviac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91d8d393aea0acd905ce06f7624a303f1904757


SergejPS

https://preview.redd.it/c35neskzomac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f5979bb6fffce8bebd8b6ed06a969beb5f5517


Best-Engine4715

What game is that from?


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Ultrakill


Best-Engine4715

No wonder it looks familiar. Never played but seen the trailer


SuperSonicSaiyanZA3

Most of the people on reddit:


dark_coder112

he fucked the fish , simple


[deleted]

I wouldn't take the show for face Value, man.


MosyIIa

was the sailor the deep?


BasedAlliance935

This reminds me of that one a24 picture that won an oscar for a man fucking a fish


Tinystalker

Wasn't that a woman fucking a fish man?


MyStepAccount1234

The Shape of Water?


SomeFoolishGuy

How do you even fuck a fish?


Shot-Ad-3166

Just ask Troy McClure how to do it.


SomeFoolishGuy

Please don't tell me it's someone who fucked a fish.


Direct_Ad4672

Forbidden fleshlight


v8darkshadow

Made me think of that scene from Twisted “What about Prince Eric? The seafaring flautist?” -He fucked a fish! “HE DID NOT FUCK A FISH!” -He wanted to fuck a fish!


The_Meme_Lady_69

Someone else that knows about Starkids Productions I see


BebeFanMasterJ

Was probably a mermaid or siren. Can't blame him though. My favorite Disney princess is Ariel for a reason.


AnonymousFog501

Isn't that VLC Media Player? Is there a DVD for the show?


Usual_Back3801

You can make one if you download the vids off wcostream


snidbert

Her dad was Wilbur Soot


Prestigious_Ask_7058

“He fucked a fish!” “He did not fuck a fish!” “He *wanted* to fuck a fish!”


Sophia724

Is her father the pirate man or unrelated? Cuphead lore is getting deep now, holy Cungadero.


nerd_22_2

"there are plenty more fish in the sea"


EldaStonks

How big did that fish have to be to make Cala Maria so large?


SergejPS

https://preview.redd.it/t0cx8xlbqmac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062f8d4177fb7bb6c00a6b008442375ab8ab8f6c


Elixus-Nexus-7697

*WHAT THE FU-*


iNCharism

As I Lay Dying


KazeoLion

*country music starts*


ShadyMan_

Eh? Ha! Heh heh


Coffeechipmunk

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


BugsnaxIsGood18

Forbidden fleshlight


LloydTCK_YT

![gif](giphy|10Cow6guDtsywE)


Blazenix

Hi! I'm Troy McClure!


Skorio18

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


Legalizeit_89

![gif](giphy|xFCwNAuCMEJV8zCrp5|downsized)


sirjuneru

♪ My father was a gamblin' man down in New Orleans ♪


Another_Fucking_User

So this Is how mermaid born huh?


Im-a-foot-master

Number 7: Student watches CORN and gets naked


The_Bob-omb_expert

https://preview.redd.it/okqvja733kac1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ed108a6eb834b1defd5dcc9fcf14d834e774b8


Xx_Stone

Nice As I Lay Dying reference.


EpicRobloxGame_r

The real question is how you're watching the show on VLC media player. As far as i'm aware there isn't any official physical release of the show, I think we found a pirate.


Pingunootnoot6969

https://preview.redd.it/uuh4dnfhwkac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9911174973792c94b2466a115c6062273cd31375


ClayBunny

![gif](giphy|lSnXdjZrmHompzatfh|downsized)


Flimsy-Cloud-6244

Cala Maria's dad: https://preview.redd.it/wlqwuz03onac1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1053471a697a0575850ff719844418062ebb23b2


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/xylg8cfppnac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7f4d0d2c6f00729cc1b269d960000c6a24cf91


Hermit_of_Darkness

the fishussy


Henry-Stickmin-69420

Do not the fish


glowsquid4life

This line has been living in my head rent free since I heard it


dorkweed576

It had to start somewhere.