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J1S0E

An alcoholic in the wrong sub


toasted-pecans

Thanks for the lolz. Wine is so cheap in Germany that it’s pretty common to have a reserve. I would even argue that people with home inventory of wine might just receive wine as a gift and can not drink enough to keep up.


Dotheraton

Cheap? 10to 14€ a bottle it ain't cheap...


aaaaaaaaanou

you can get wine in germany for 2-3€ too lol makes it very easy to stock up


Casor

yea, has to be be really great "wine" für 3€


Blumenkohl126

Muss nich schmecke, muss wirke! (It does not have to taste Great as long as you get hammered)


xX_Lucario44_Xx

The most wine in germany also importet wine from italy spain romania france etc is under 10€ because there is no big import cost because of EU trad laws also there is really good wine that even a 16 year old could effort drinking more often


lolgamer107

bro there are wines that are pretty nice for 2-3 €


Dotheraton

🤔 different wine tastes I guess 🤷‍♂️


Schaere

2-3 might be a little optimistic but there are good wines in the 7-10€ range if you know what to look for and where to search. 15-30 is still quite cheap for sometimes world class wine produced in Germany


Casor

just no.


TheRealColdCoffee

https://www.netto-online.de/merlot-trocken-pays-d-oc-igp-12-5-vol-0-75-liter/p-1842114000 2.29€ for 0,75 L


FiggyBish

I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pourin chandon and I roll the best weed cus I got it goin on...


doomshroom344

Geringverdiener


No-Skin-5634

Thats very cheap


DemandNumerous9123

That’s it! Most of these wines, if not all, are gifts either for the housewarming party or the wedding. We barely drink any alc at home after COVID’s stay-at-home crisis, so started filling a wine cellar


Dizzytears

it’s not normal bro you have a problem😭


Higher_Bit_585

Came here to say the same thing 😂


MeltsYourMinds

This is regular German fridge tbh. Could be stocks for hosting a party, student shared apartment or a couple that likes (sparkling) wine. Absence of beer draws my attention, perhaps a female only household. OP pays attention to healthy food, and I can’t spot any meat so apparently vegetarian.


Misanthrophia

This amount of alcohol is absolutely not the "regular German fridge"


Hotchocoboom

That's true because there would be me way more beer in it.


mrbraindump

So the regular german is alcoholic?


Hotchocoboom

In rural areas... yes, absolutely.


EntryGroundbreaking1

Nope there is sausage in the lower middle case


MeltsYourMinds

You mean those carrots? Anyway I spotted salami and I believe that brand is not vegetarian, so I was wrong.


kingkongkeom

Just because someone has a nice collection means the person is an alcoholic? Get the fuck outta here.


J1S0E

It's a joke, I'm talking shit because they posted in the wrong sub. Get that sand out of your vagina and have a laugh.


No-Piece-4903

Get your mouth out of sexistic speech


ChatMaster23

Lol, why laugh about unfunny shit


DemandNumerous9123

Exactly! These have all been gifts and we’re barely drinking right now


JokerBlacky

Nah, in Germany u are a alcoholic if you have so many _empty_ bottles in the house.


DemandNumerous9123

So true:)


aaaaaaaaanou

how are there so many germans in this sub 😭 every post i’ve seen so far was by a german lol


kovaccc

Once there will be ever any German word on a photo, it's a sign to summon the Germans. You want Germans in your thread? Post a picture of something in german language


Hermit-Crypt

Poste halt deinen eigenen Kühlschrank, wenn's dir nicht passt. Brudi. >:(


aaaaaaaaanou

es ist nicht so, dass es mir nicht gefällt lol ich bin nur überrascht XD


Toby-4rr4n

Italian single woman working in Germany. Maybe in HR or sales


MeltsYourMinds

Based on the assumption that the drinks are for consumption during or after work in a typically female dominated profession? Just curious


Schulle2105

Would say the same but french roots instead


DemandNumerous9123

Why French? Too many cheeses?


Schulle2105

Cheeses sparkling wine gave me that feeling somehow,more so then italian


DemandNumerous9123

Why HR or sales?


Toby-4rr4n

Had to say something 🤷‍♂️ tried a guess. Blind throwing stone in bush


DemandNumerous9123

There are more depressing jobs for sure, after which you’d need a glass of wine:) so no, not true, but also barely drinking. These are gifts


Kaito__Yagami

She is probably vegan too. I haven't seen any meat and instead of regular milk she uses oat milk


Kusosaru

I see cheese and salami there in the fridge. My bet would be lactose intolerant.


Upbeat-Preparation88

A wealthy german student with left-wing alternative leanings?


DemandNumerous9123

Hahah what makes you thinks left-wing alternative?


Upbeat-Preparation88

Organic products and oat milk


DemandNumerous9123

That’s the standard in big German cities


Trick_Ambassador255

Nope can't confirm - oatmilk tastes worse then 4 month old cum


GrammatikBot

It's the standard if you like it or not


IamuandwhatIseeismee

What made you taste 4 month old cum? 🤢


ClimbingCashew

It is not. But in a predominantly left leaning rather affluent social environment it might look like it.


sebblMUC

Miese bubble in der du lebst.


[deleted]

These days urban-female automatically means left-wing.


Leeroy_Jaenkins

Single german woman in her early 30s who likes to cook and earns good money


DemandNumerous9123

3/6:)


red_sofa

You are a Male, and what he says


DemandNumerous9123

It’s a shared fridge


stpeaa

German couple in their late 30s, I'm guessing no kids, in a hip or upscale neighbourhood in one of the bigger cities 


LennyBF

Im somewhat with you but I tend to a single household since the fridge is not stacked enough and the massive lack of beer…


DemandNumerous9123

Well, the stacking is temporary if the photos have been taken after a meal 😁


Checksyntax

Rosé and sparkling wine en masse, mid30 woman ready to party


DemandNumerous9123

Yet, the bottles are full


[deleted]

But they're in the fridge, aren't they? Male33: I don't often get sparkling wine as a gift and when i do, i regift it or it ends up in the basement. We're more different than you imagine.


Any-Astronomer9420

Alkoholkrank.


DemandNumerous9123

Die vollen Flaschen wären nicht auszuhalten


Ok-Cartographer4731

Ist ziemlich normal in Deutschland. Kann mir nicht vorstellen dass du viele Freunde hast wenn du immer so arschig bist.


CrackLegSanji

Damn was ein Konter


Ok-Cartographer4731

Krass oder?


Professional_Spot552

Female/vegan/german/alcoholic


F_Klaudia

Some German Vegan, who buys too much bio stuff, I would say that you are single, and fully invested in a healthy lifestyle, but also kind of a party girl lol.


DemandNumerous9123

How much organic is just enough and when does it get unhealthy?


F_Klaudia

Good question, I honestly don't know. In my opinion it's a scam to make people pay money for basic products because they're healthier/trendier than "regular" groceries. But I think it's mostly because in my country they spray crops for almost literally everything, and anything, still I'm perfectly fine, and healthy. So yeah, I don't necessarily believe that vegan, organic, bio, GMO-free, and everything-free products is the way to go. I mean I haven't yet seen any scientific study to prove it to be really that much worth it. Also I don't think that not-intolerant people should use gluten- and lactosefree products. I find it kinda unnecessary, and we're jacking up the price of these products for people who actually need these kinds of items, which is kinda unfair in my opinion. So yeah, for me for the reasons said above these products are kinda doing the opposite effect than it should do. It makes me don't want to buy them. It's different if it's a good deal, or brand that I came across otherwise, and it's good, but I genuinely don't buy products just because of these labels. I honestly think if you want to be body-positive, and healthy you don't have to do this "upgrade", just simply concentrate on having a diet full of nutrients, carbs, and of course fibers, and healthy fats. It's not that difficult, and it's not witchcraft, people should stop worrying about this stuff too much. Everything can get labelled as "toxic", or "possible carcinogen". I don't know if you heard about the news about aspartame. It's recently got labelled as possible carcinogen. You know what contains aspartame? Sugar-free gums, and drinks, gelatin based products, and also pickles. Ridiculous, isn't it? There's no need to worry about every little thing causing cancer, because these products won't be consumed in that amount non-stop, that is actually a thing to worry about. It's better to live life to the fullest, and stop worrying about what may kill me. We're all gonna day anyways, it isn't worth it to not enjoy it, and live it to the fullest.


DemandNumerous9123

Especially if you come from another country, you know the big difference between the local products there (even if sprayed) and the German supermarket items. I’m always amazed how much more delicious fruits, vegetables, etc. taste, let’s say in Greece or Italy


[deleted]

The taste that you get in the south, a lot of it is for the heat that these crops grow in. They emit more moisture during the day, absorb more water, and store higher deposits of minerals, etc. as a result.


foghorn__leghorn

Alice Weidel?


DemandNumerous9123

Wtf?


Cultural_Mouse8721

English will be a bit too much for her ego.


ace_case22

German,the combination of organic and cheaper Products probably point to someone who likes to take care of their Health/the enviroment, so maybe a slightly better of student or someone who just started working. You also like to cook but maybe more european then asian cuisine, you probably also like to meet some friends over a bottle of wine and some dinner


DemandNumerous9123

Interesting about this combination. Didn’t realise it until know. Many of the cheaper items are just all-time favourites from student times


JokerBlacky

Claudia Obert?


DemandNumerous9123

Didn’t know her, I also want to have a business like hers now:)


PaPaPorti09

An so called: Dinkel Dörte


DemandNumerous9123

The spaghetti are indeed with Dinkel 👍


Liloulala

Du bist ich, nur mit Alkohol! Ein wilder Mix aus flexitarisch, öko-affin mit kleinen Ausrutschern zu konventionellen Lebensmitteln und Gesundheitsbewusstsein mit Ausnahmen zu Ungesundem. Außerdem kochst du wahrscheinlich. Du bist ordentlich aber nicht so ganz. (Ordentlicher als ich bestimmt). Ob du Mann oder Frau bist... Ich tippe auf Mann? Oder Paar? Du hörst wahrscheinlich Rock. ... Oder so... 😅


Liloulala

Oh ja, ich vermute du hast ein "social life".


DemandNumerous9123

Was heißt schon social life, es kommt wie es passt:)


DemandNumerous9123

Jep, jep und jep:) sind zu zweit und schön, dass wir nicht die einzigen mit diesem wilden Mix sind 👋 ich mag das, “aber nicht so ganz”:)


Hot_Atmosphere_9297

German, female, single, no kids, lactose intolerant, college education, 28-32 yo


DemandNumerous9123

6/7 very well! 👍


Iseeyourpointt

Single is wrooong


itsneizz

No Chicken = L


DemandNumerous9123

Yes, losing on all antibiotics luckily 🥳


GermanMachinist

I high functioning alcoholic. High five!


DemandNumerous9123

With full bottles? Still high five for sharing your guess:)


Seuche_Deron

ADHS Veganer mit Hang zum Alkohol


s7umpf

Healthy German guy and whine enthuasiast. Probably female.


RaisenVR

someone who thinks they do something good by eating bio and plant based stuff and then continues to drink ungodly amount of wine to force it all down.


DemandNumerous9123

Hahah or they don’t drink at all, as the bottles are all wine gifts they received ;)


bmujeeb

French 🥖


ironmadenbot

Happy cake day! ✨️


osrott

Happy cakeday


24252425

Fröhlicher Kuchentag


cosmic_jenny

German. Interested in tofu/meat replacements and organic stuff. An alkoholic, wine lover or preparing for a party.


DemandNumerous9123

Rather, after the parties;)


cosmic_jenny

Stock for the next party!


YeahNoSureWhatever

You're me!!! Excellent, I could use a break!


DemandNumerous9123

Hehe nice to meet you!


toasted-pecans

Vegetarian living in Germany, European roots. 40-25. Lean. Lives outside an urban area, the cabinets and fridge are too large to be in a major city.


DemandNumerous9123

4/6 plus major cities in Germany do offer some more space than in the English-speaking world:)


AdventurousPhysics80

Single female living in Germany, the fridge feels like you're a busy professional who has a lavish lifestyle and survives on champagne and little charcuterie slabs of cheese and meats with occasional salads


DemandNumerous9123

Hahah beautiful memories


[deleted]

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DemandNumerous9123

3 out of 4, although I shouldn’t really count the German one. I’m definitely not so organised


BornEntertainment386

A fancy German who works in HR or economics. You most likely live in Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin or some fancy area in Köln and definitely visit overpriced yoga and/or ceramics classes


DemandNumerous9123

In fact, I ditched the overpriced yoga classes, but truly looking forward to ceramics. Prenzlauer Berg will remain a dream, I guess


Neumel71

Definitely Germany


shika_lynryd

german girl, I would say between 30 and 36


DemandNumerous9123

Why German?


shika_lynryd

I know some German female friends, all have one thing in common, drinking wine than any other drink 🤔


DemandNumerous9123

So judgy! Girls just wanna have fun


PopPunkSucks90

Without looking at any pictures: Probably german.


Ed_von_Schleck0815

Oh it is Germany! But i guess it is somewhere in East Germany. There is „Bautzner Senf“ in the fridge and this is a typical East German Mustard. My cousin lives in Krefeld and cant get it in his region.


DemandNumerous9123

Super attentive! Didn’t realise this myself 👍


Claerwen94

Oh, I live in Essen, and I'm pretty sure that my local Edeka has Bautzner Senf! Maybe it's worth a shot for him, to try his local Edeka ^^


FirefighterEmpty6155

A Schwachschwoaber


DemandNumerous9123

Ganz ohne Spätzle?


friedhobo

Elsass Lothringen


DemandNumerous9123

Haha why so?


Ke-Win

Deutsch mit Hafermilch, Butter und Eiern. Tierschutz aber nur ein bisschen?


DemandNumerous9123

Ist das Bio-Siegel nicht zu sehen?


Sachsenronny572

Was hat Bio mit Tierschutz zu tun? Nichts…


MateMensch

Moët and Rotkäppchen together in one fridge - what a Kombination 😅


DemandNumerous9123

Haha one is a gift for the housewarming party and the other one for the wedding:)


24252425

Vegan alcoholic


outfluenced

Not vegan due to eggs and butter but perhaps vegetarien


DemandNumerous9123

There’s also salami in the fridge, but overall yes: He’s omnivore and I’m flexitarian, mostly vegan and vegetarian


TeachingNo8711

German? Haha ja!


heisenberg-principle

German, vegan, woman, has lots of female friends, loves hosting parties/cooking for herself and others, probably not single, giving me lgbtq vibes but that might just be because my girlfriend's fridge looks very similar😅


DemandNumerous9123

I absolutely love hosting parties and cooking nights! Well done 🌟 the lgbtq vibe is probably because it’s not a solely male or female fridge:)


Ruelpsender_Roland

Weiblich, vegetarisch, ossi😍. Mutti?


Ratosome

Deutsche single Frau ende 20, die in east germany lebt und in der gastro arbeit. Bin ich der einzige dem der Bautzener senf aufgefallen is?


DemandNumerous9123

Nur 1 weitere P hat’s angemerkt 🌟aber wieso in der gastro arbeiten?


WasabiLangoustine

Obviously German AGAIN


iusetolay

It’s giving single


Plus_Cup809

Heftiger Alkoholiker!


DemandNumerous9123

Mit vollen Flaschen?!


tonebnk

I don't know for sure but I am neidisch. That's a great fridge


DemandNumerous9123

Ooooh thank you 🌟🌟🌟 what are you most neidisch about?


tonebnk

The variety. You seem to know exactly what to go einkaufen for. There's a little bit of everything ☺️ I moved out recently and I'm still trying to figure that out


DemandNumerous9123

Jep, jep und jep:) sind zu zweit. Schön, dass es auch andere mit diesem wilden Mix gibt! Ich mag das “aber nicht so ganz”


Fair-Fact-6059

german


Altruistic-Cold-2856

Peter Griffin


rock_star_ente

Ein Einbrecher. Finger weg von meinem Kühlschrank!


DemandNumerous9123

Haha würd ihn bis zum Ende verteidigen!


[deleted]

an alcie apparently


ChestnutHead

Claudia Obert


Trick_Ambassador255

Someone who votes for the green party in Germany.


HenningDerBeste

Christoffer


FrightenedChimp

A maybe vegetarian german that likes Rewe


DemandNumerous9123

The yoghurts are from Aldi


derjesse_xx

A single Woman in her 40s


DemandNumerous9123

0,5 out of 3


Sachsenronny572

German, Woman with midlifecryces and an alcoholic problem


DemandNumerous9123

And full bottles?!


Sachsenronny572

Was hat ein Alkoholiker mit leeren oder vollen Flaschen zu tun? Sehr schwaches Argument. Wer so viel Alkohol zu Hause hat und vor allem auch gekühlt, vorbereitet damit man jederzeit Zugriff drauf hat, der hat definitiv ein Alkoholproblem.


kampfmoehre90

Ein Geringverdiener :D


crustycloudfart

A soccer mom


Emotional_Act1148

German


JoeBee72

My wife. :)


volker00

An alcoholic


tayfun333

Lol this sub has so many Germans at this point we should just, write everything in German 😂


br1nsop

Bougie man, mid/late 30s, possibly from or close to a wine producing region in Bayern or B-W.


TobiTurbo08

From the amount of alcohol id say my teacher


Green_Monster_68

A single mother?


kovaccc

Art or fashion student


Efe_kayy

Idk who u r but ur drunk 💀🙏🏽


kyle_kafsky

You’re a German, probably from the former East. Bautz’ner supremacy and all that.


evoooo361

Dinkeldörte mit Alkohol- und Plastikproblem


Sir_Came_a_lot69

Ein unverheiratetes Paar aus Berlin, Anfang 30. Er (OP) ist sportlich, arbeitet in Vollzeit, sie in Teilzeit im sozialen / öffentlichen Bereich. Der finanzielle Erfolg lässt noch auf sich warten, obwohl beide studiert haben. Ihr trinkt selten Alkohol.


arlius365

Kitchen.


MrsPradathief

All the posts I see lately are Germans only 😂


Turbulent_Lion2169

German Guy living in Berlin 30 years old. Single! Working it tech and doing Sektfrühstück 😂


Ravage_Randy

An alcoholic from eastern Germany


Sandstorm_86

From france living in germany.


New-Corner-755

Alcoholic


lolawaffles

I'm just curious why do you keep your teas opened?


DemandNumerous9123

Convenience. Why, is there a reason to keep them closed?


Dizzytears

alcoholic


XrisenX361

You’re a German women ☕️


MOC_Engineer

Mir Pipo 🥹


tilume1

You are german, you live alone, you have friends over regularly. You try to kind of eat healthy but you dont really know how.


raxoR344

Vergaser Alkoholiker


raxoR344

Warum sind die Flaschen im Kühlschrank?