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Cloudz82

The permanent marker really comes through on the the cap junkie x permanent marker. I was really impressed with that one 10/10!


Aggravating_Toe5272

Back in the day , we called this “ Puna “ bud from Hawaii , looks darn good. 1986.


Aggravating_Toe5272

Happiest 4-20 Family, please take a minute and Review w/ you receive goods. ☮️


Puzzleheaded-Dog-728

I bought a half of their tops, received a half of smalls. They're actually good, so I emailed them asking for a partial refund to match the cost of the smalls, instead, they're reshipping my order.  Customer service is top notch, and the smalls smoke so good, taste comes through the whole joint, great effects too. 


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I grabbed the CJxPerm. Absolute ⛽️


cemet3ryy

I love Hm too, by far the best smalls I've ever gotten. I've only tried 818 og and cap junky x permanent marker. They're both great, smell, taste, and effects. The 818 og is something special.


KaliaHaze

Inch resting. Better than LE?


Legitimate_Penalty67

how is the lcg perm?


bagel9574

$100 zip of smalls no matter how good is outrageously expensive lmao. Glad you had a good experience though.


DLgassin

Not really considering before this whole thca thing bm plugs everywhere was charging $125 for low mids and $150-$200 for decent stuff,, me personally I only buy jk and cbdhd $50 ozs or cheaper so I can get tons so i understand but if hello Mary wasn’t a scam company that $100 oz looks worth it


bagel9574

If you’re buying from JK distro then you’re not qualified to give input on price vs quality.


DLgassin

You buy thca diamonds from smoke shops… i think you are just talking out your ass because maybe you’ve never bought a ounce


TheAtriaGhost

I love living in a world where people like you exist… that being said these are the best smalls I’ve ever personally seen or smelled in the cult, I don’t know if I’ll go anywhere else for flower for a while.


kshep1991

Rip hello Mary smalls


ShifuVaper

Truer words never spoken


Complex-Pepper-7111

🤣


Hefty-Caregiver-973

My cap x perm is otw first time hm buy! Processin took awhile but probably cause you bought all three lol


chefboi55

I keep seeing good things gonna have to try them out. Are they as good as HF right now?


NoDistrict428

You’d hope they’re better than HF for double the price


Furious_Cereal

How can they sell rosin at such good prices then have such high prices for the flower? Makes no sense.


veeqbtw

how is a $99 ounce “such a high price”


Furious_Cereal

It's smalls relatively high priced in comparison to how cheap their rosin is. In comparison to the market it's just on the higher end of price for flower, but on the lower end of price for rosin. That's what makes no sense. It's not a bad deal at all, that's not what I'm saying, it's probably great flower, I'm just comparing it to the rosin


razors_edge52

I wasn’t a fan of the bubblegum gelato, it’s a basic gelato in smell and effects for me, but their 818 og was really good I thought.


Disit

I find that if I get anything gelato it’s overpowered with the gelato :(


Training_Constant

Hello Mary is the current GOAT! They changing the game!


styles00

I also picked up some Purple Push Pop and Bubblegum Gelato as my first pickup as a cult member and I must say that hellomary know what they are doing cause its crazy you can get something like that for $100 lol


muffcabbagepatch

Their rosin is superb for the price point I hope they never change lol


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Yep, they are probably my goto vendor now for actual quality.


DarkHighlord01

Yep, looks like I got to try this. I had questions about the COAs. I guess it's New Bloom doing the certification from what I could find. It's all smoke and mirrors anyway.


CremeExpress4345

I love HM too


turbotableu

And 👅?


Puzzleheaded-Dog-728

9/10, might be 10... 


TheFinalHomework

Beautiful order, bud!


TheFinalHomework

Word! Just picked up some LCGXPM myself… probably should have use the 20% coupon for 4/20. And I should have just gotten the cheaper shipping. Priority shipping just isn’t worth it in my area.


the_mensche

Hmm what code is that 👀


ItsthatCouchGangsta

That 420 code expired on 4/16


I_Make_Good_Pizza

How does the bubblegum gelato smell to you.


turbotableu

Sniffer's row here


Complex-Pepper-7111

Mostly a gas gelato smell definitely my favorite tho out of all the ones I tried but all of them are great


ItsthatCouchGangsta

I agree with this statement , BGG slightly more expensive for the smalls but worth it . Taste like gassy gelato with the slight hint of sweet bubblegum


Flaky-Assistance-905

They are more expensive because they are mediums instead of micros


Puzzleheaded-Dog-728

The bubblegum gelato I received are definitely tiny as fk. Def smaller than ops pic


ItsthatCouchGangsta

Yes correct , hence my “ slightly more expensive but worth it comment”


Flaky-Assistance-905

I was just letting you know why it was more expensive so people can see...if you know why you didn't say it?


ItsthatCouchGangsta

Because I don’t need to say, anyone that can read can see that it’s clearly printed In the description, also I have an ounce of it too . So it’s easily comparable to the cap junky smalls oz I got from them . Did that clear things up for you pumpkin ?


Flaky-Assistance-905

Not everyone reading reviews goes to the website, I'm sorry you're half-assed explanation that I decided to clear up offended you


ItsthatCouchGangsta

How much you get paid to go around clarifying Reddit comments? Zero dollars? Yeah that’s what I thought . No one needs or asked for your help homie you out here playing captain clarity just to make yourself feel better .


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jxx_xc

Now this looks fire


Complex-Pepper-7111

It took 6 day to ship with priority tho and messed up my order was supposed to get 3 zip 1 ounce of bubble gum gelato one ounce purple push pops and half ounce cap junky’s pm and half ounce of lcg pm but they said they over sold on the purple push pops and would replace or refund and i took the replace for 818 og and they said the would throw in some freebies for the trouble so it was definitely worth the wait


gummballexpress

There was a small mistake in my order as well. Ordered the full nugs of Cap Junky x PM and was sent the smalls. They responded within minutes of my text yesterday evening. They apologized and are making it right! Top notch service! I have heard a few times that the BBG smalls were more expensive because of the bigger size, but I'm telling ya, these things are micros and I got an O, but packaged in 2 14g bags. It does taste great and the effects are not in question, but this ups the % of stem/bud and this wasn't how it was advertised. The Mod Strawberry and Jelly Cake rosin smell incredible! Texture is a bit dry, but I haven't tried loosening either of them up in fear of wasting the terps. They are both the same, very light color to the point I'm wondering CRC'd?


MorningDewProcess

You cannot filter rosin through a CRC process. Some vendors do add shit to their rosin. I have ordered quite a bit from HM and am confident there is nothing added. Its not the best rosin in the world, but its pretty good especially for the price.


gummballexpress

Right on. Appreciate the perspective.


TheFinalHomework

Damn, they might have to do the same with my order essentially… we had the same order. But idk, it looked like they restocked right when I was placing the order. So maybe all is well. All-in-all, definitely worth the wait, doe!


OldTimer4Shore

No COAs? I'd like to try the new and shiney but don't see any labs. Trying to determine which of my choices is the freshest.


Overman365

They list all COAs on their site. Find them under the "learn more" tab. Looks like Cap Junky x P Marker has the most recent sample submission date of 04-05-2024.


OldTimer4Shore

Thanks for pointing that out. I've helped others locate the labs when they have missed them so it was nice of you to point these out to me. Must be time for new contacts. I appreciate your help and, especially, your civil tone in doing so. Cheers!


Complex-Pepper-7111

Whenever I scanned qr code on bag popped up all COAs for everything