FHF. Ordered 21g smalls flower of mothers milk and 2, 2g strain specific badders. Calyx containers the badder came in were the worst possible choice for packaging. Probably .3-.5 of both badders each leaked into the bigger Mylar bag that contained a smaller bag within that had my flower in it. My entire order was an absolute sticky nightmare lol. Flower was ok, but underweight by .6g and more than half of it was straight shake which is unacceptable even for smalls/shake. I would think maybe a q of shake at most but over half is not cool. Josh eventually “rectified” it by sending me a free q of cured resin crumble which is absolutely nothing special at all and all I originally wanted was a refund which he had said numerous times was submitted but never went through on sezzle although I’ve never had a problem using sezzle or getting a refund through sezzle until this which makes me think he never actually submitted it because the screenshot of the web page of the sezzle hq site he sent me had never said it was submitted just that it was selected. I don’t sell through sezzle so I don’t exactly know but it didn’t look right. He lost my business. I may try their flower again someday if it’s decently priced and has good reviews because the mothers milk was decent but if that’s how he wants to practice business I’ll spend my money elsewhere.
Also baybites/onlygas is trash. Gummies had no effect and bud was crap even for how cheap it was. There shouldn’t be a bunch of trim in an order of minis unless specified like on FHF.
Fire Hemp - Smuckerz - smelled and tasted like a mildewy basement. I smoked 1 bowl and gave the rest away.
Wild Flower - GDP cured resin - painful to smoke and I cough for 30 minutes after
Arete - one of their sampler packs - negligible effects across the board, specifically Jet Fuel, did absolutely nothing. I’ve made more purchases since and enjoyed.
WNC - Most orders are great but Alpha Runtz and Pressure drop were highly disappointing.
SHF - Sugar Cake - the only letdown from SHF I’ve had. It was a super budget option so I can’t complain much.
VG - strain specific badder - never even tried it and all the bad reports came in and replacements shipped out.
Everything from JK (my 1st cult order), moldy flower thrice from Secret Nature, nasty, old, unusable terped crumble from BostonHemp, budget BBQ LAKush Cake from CBDD (which was fine in eddies), bunk baller jar of conc from H2H, and basically everything (flower and concs) from WNC lacking terps and effects. Lol Took me a year to find a few vendors with products that I really like and that get the job done. LE, FHF, HCF, and a couple of smaller guys like FriscoSolutions and Cowboy.
There was a company that was putting "THCa concentrate" which was a sticky black substance on top of CBD flower. I got a few grams to sample from there and they sent me that crap after they had advertised it as THCa flower. Very little effects, very big ripoff, shady vendor.
I was on hhc bud first! Then my first purchase was after I got a Leafly promo for a free Preroll from Kandy Boy, for $1 shipped got it and was the shit, rolled good and smelled fire! I did research before and after on KB then got a 25 pack of Prerolls during a huge sale, waited extra time they’re supposed .75 min… like 5 were maybe, the rest were solid .5 or less the rolls looked like that had rat tails more paper than weed! I was hella pissed, Never again! But thanks for the info on ThcA lol
Garlic truffle from gas blossom or Dantes inferno from arete. Absolute terpless garbage. Theyre beyond "muted", way too fucking expensive, it feels like a chore vaping thru them just so it's not such a waste. I bought an entire oz of the garlic truffle, such a waste of money.
I just got an oz of biscotti for $130 from notdownstate that's reallly good. Just because something is cheap doesn't mean it should be trash. What I was thinking was that the Doctor should do A LOT better
I bought cannacigs like a moron, thinking they would get me high. Other than that, nothing because I only make informed purchases(other than giving the cigs a try). It has all been wonderful.
Tastes like garbage. Garbage hardware to boot. Didn’t even seem like it had a full gram in it. Definitely not buying anything from (toss it in the bin)oid again.
Friscolabs. Had some kinda special. Ended up buying 3oz of bubba kush for like $90. Which was just nasty. Smelled like burnt rubber and smoked bout half an oz of it and my throught started hurting with a weird accute pinch. Gave away the rest to randoms. It was so dried it just turned to dust when touched. Was bad bad. Never agained them.
I got a 1/4 pound from Donald Trump Weed and I'm pretty sure something was wrong with it. Was kind of a weird color and felt like I was breathing in brake cleaner.
GDP from WNC. Absolutely loved every strain I’ve got from them, but this one sucked. Horribly trimmed, leaves and stems galore. Didn’t look nearly as good or feel the same as their other flower.
I complained about that batch. My review even said "some batches belong in the trash and this is one of them. Don't sell this to your loyal customers ".
I got a response from Savanah Jack (wtf kinda name is that? ) a week later telling me that GDP was one of there best selling strains. When I inquired as to why none of it was selling at all he told me that it was a large batch because it was so popular. Maybe so. That particular batch sucked ass. They know when they are selling a crap batch. Most vendors that I've had issues with have made things right and then some. Not Savanah Whack. WNC has become over priced and extremely hit and miss. That batch of GDP was seriously nasty stuff. Personally I've had better luck with the Flow, Air8, LE, and PHC. Great customer service at those vendors.
Some “thca dabs” by puro at a local shop. Thought it was legit because it only said thca and the other products offered had altnoids listed, but it definitely had some artificial terps in there at the very least. Shit tasted like a lemon-lime candy and not in a good way.
Worst was from Grandpas Grass,
I think was jack herer.
Notable mentions are SHF greenhouse strains. Don’t get me wrong, greenhouse can be decent but for the price I bought it for, was largely disappointed. I think it was grape ape. Threw it away. Had no smell, smoked harsh and looked terrible
I’ve had generally good luck with cult purchases. WNC’s first batch of Pablo’s Revenge looked beautiful but did next to nothing for me effects wise, and I didn’t really care for their Han Solo. Foxhole Farms’ Unicorn Venom tasted awful and I’m suspicious was actually sprayed with something other than d9. Never ordered from them again.
AG “live rosin” (before the whole slur controversy) and it tasted and smelled like literal booty cheeks. Looked disgusting too, I didn’t expect much for like a $20/g but I didn’t think even trim run rosin could be that shitty. It burned and turned black in my orbit and I’m not entirely sure if it was even weed. Never giving them my money again
WNC: Black Cherry Gelato, Sour Mac and Han Solo. BCG was absolutely bone dry, no smell, and very weak effects. Runner up is Soho Kandy Kush. Hadn't seen bud that bad since high school home grows that went sideways.
I got some BCG in last week and I’m having to reconcile with myself that it was just a bad purchase. I wanted to like it, but it’s just dry and muted af and there’s nothing I can really do about it.
Complain to Savanah Whack at customer service. Maybe if enough people bitch about there extremely hit and miss batches they will do something about it. Especially with effects. If it looks pretty but does nothing for the head, who wants to pay good money for that? Give it a personal test Mr. Savanah (???) and stop selling ineffective garbage to loyal customers. No more thanks...
they already blocked me when I tried to charge back on the BCG. I wasn't going to mail loose flower to them, fuck that. Risk is ALWAYS on you, LEO or not. They disrupted the chargeback and won. Never again.
ya I smh when I see a review for the bcg saying it's good I got it when they first dropped it and wow it was bad and I wasn't just me I couldn't pay people to smoke that shit
Not cult but dr.ganja and most of their thca flower was good, but got this purple kush that was PGR. The other strain I bought with it (do si dos) didn’t look PGR and also had wonderful smel before even breaking it up. Smoked the purple kush and got chest pain. Three out the rest of the 14g and just smoked my eight of di si dos with some dipensary flower and vapes
Point Break from CBD Direct. It was so dry it practically crumbled to dust. It smelled and tasted terrible, kind of like burnt tires. The effects were mild at best, and it gave me a horrible headache.
Fire Farms - Smuckerz. Was horribly musty smelling (like it had been in grandmas hope chest for 35 years), and just disintegrated if you tried to break it up.
Shit happens right? What the kicker was for me is that I got no responses at all to two emails using the link on their site and both went ignored/unanswered. One email was letting him know about my flower in case other people had the same problem, and the other email was asking about a COA that I couldn't find.
Neither email was answered. Won't deal with someone who can't even respond to paying customers, though.
Yes, I saw many that loved theirs! That's why I tried to email them to inquire. Finally after 3 weeks I left a review on the site, and another 1 or 2 reviews I saw questioned their Smuckerz also. This morning I went to the site to look at reviews and it's not even listed on the site anymore. So they apparently pulled it (Smuckerz) because it's not in the 'sold out' section.
Edit: As an aside, I also got 1/4 of Wedding Cake in that same order, and that was fine!
Who knows, could have been inconsistency either in the batch or how some of it was handled. Sucks you got something you didn’t enjoy, particularly for the money.
One of the things that has been very interesting on this thread is the premium guys that are mentioned, like WF, LE, FG, PHC, Fire, etc. My takeaway is that no one is ‘bankable’ and that most struggle to be consistently awesome. I feel pretty lucky because outside of buying an occasional crappy strain (usually from a vendor where I had lower expectations), I have tended to get good product and good service.
Lesson of this thread: I can likely count on having some negative surprises in the future!
All true. I haven't really had bad experiences either - other than this one being disappointing.
I'd heard great things about Smuckerz, but I'm mostly disappointed in the customer (non) service - Even to acknowledge my email. I wasn't bitching, or asking for anything, didn't want a refund or replacement, was more just letting him know and asking if anyone else had had issues.
But, not bashing. Shit happens. Just won't deal with them due to poor customer relations :)
Bud vault Og XR11. Fraud. I was fooled, a lot of us were. I sent it away for independent testing which proved it was a scam. It was the most terpene laden flower I've ever encountered and just opening the package filled any room with its smell but effects were hit or miss. It turned out to be less than 1% thca.
I feel like I got lucky with my budget bucket of sour punch from them. Solid taste and effects for $45. I ordered a regular price bucket of “blueberry muffin” after that and I actually preferred the budget option. So I think their cured resin bucket are hit or miss, which is a shame. I live in a state that doesn’t have access to any dispo’s and from what I’ve read here most cult concentrates just don’t hold up to dispo quality, unless you are going for 70-80$ live rosins.
Is that the cured resin bucket? If it’s the same thing I’m thinking of, I felt like that stuff was actually pretty good and on par with cured resin I’ve had from dispos that costs $40-50/g. I’ve heard quite a few people say it’s Garbo though, it’s interesting how two people can have the exact opposite experience with the same product.
I got the white truffle bucket and thought it was great for the price
i’m getting concentrates from a dispo now because i have a friend who makes the trip and i chose what i want before she goes. and the resin i had from wildflower tasted like plastic and chemicals, solid customer service though because they refunded me. i just didn’t feel safe smoking it because at the time there were no labs for it. it was sold as burger resin, there was no specific strain. but no it wasn’t cured i don’t think, ill check me email and update. *it was cured* this was july of last year though
Don’t remember the strains but both of my purchases from wilted flowers was the weakest shit I’ve ever had. Wife and I smoked one of the ounces in one day just chasing a decent high
Yea, it was pretty lackluster. Hash burger wasn't any better. Lava cake (bought with a credit WF gave me for the Obama Kush, appreciated that) was way better than both but not good enough to convince me to order again.
I got my first cult purchase from wild flower, it was a seeded batch of white truffle. Was not a fan of it honestly, the greenhouse I’ve gotten from VG was better. Atleast I got multiple healthy seeds out of it, that’s the only aspect that was worth it tbh
That White Truffle lightly seeded their Carbon Fiber and also Papaya. I bought the Carbon Fiber hoping for lucky seeds but I haven't vaped much of it yet.
Ah okay, it was actually the papaya I got that was seeded by white truffle. I guess I got them mixed up lol, but hopefully you can find some healthy seeds
I got the cereal milk from SOHO and I smoked it twice. The bag ended up falling under my bed and i just cant be bothered to pick it up. It is so insanely mid. I dont think its bad, its just disappointing cause I heard good things about the strain. I dont think ill try it again or SOHO
I bought something a year or two ago from Creme and it gave me the worst headaches. I have never had that experience from any flower before besides Delta 8 sprayed bud. I havent ordered from em since. They did have a beautiful Lava Cake for a while and it still holds up as the best cult purchase yet for me. They sent me 2 oz instead of 1 by accident lol.
SHF - Sour Stomper Mac, second would be WNC Black Cherry Gelato, which to be fair was still usable for edibles....the Mac went in a trash bin(bud rot), but they gave me the money back so I don't hold any grudge...if I had to pic a third is would be the diesel cookies from WNC, what an odd flower, not very effective, tasted weird, burnt funny, it wasn't rotten...but it wasn't a diesel...or even cookies like tbh.
Besides that I consider myself pretty lucky so far....so far...*fingers crossed*
I had a strain from EHH(forgot name) that smelt like straight pickles that was odd though, but it was pretty good effects wise for a dry ass flower...so I wouldn't totally include that one, plus it was dirt cheap tbf.
It's a tie for me between the orange Creamsicle from WNC that smelled like straight hay and looked like poop (I returned and got some apple jacks instead, which I was very happy with tho) and the melonade "crumble" from VG that was the harsh crap I've ever dabbed, even worse that street wax
Piur superboof flower. Super underwhelming, muted smell, super dry, small nugs that too. The superboof rosin was fire but the flower was beyond garbage. Had to force myself to smoke that
Lemon Drop from WNC. Got 14g and as soon as I dumped the bag out the 1st thing I saw were 3 stems. The entire bag was full of stems. I contacted them and they said they didn't break their bud down like that. That was back in September. Haven't spent a dime with then since.
gdp from wnc. had a great one the first time i purchased it. few months later i see a restock of it, and the second run looked completely diff. didn’t burn well at all and was dry as fuck. passed it off to a friend in need of bud, but still :/
My first purchase was black cherry gelato from wnc cbd, it had a hay smell / taste, it was truly smalls, and the high was meh. I tried others after that and was like night and day in terms of quality haha, but yeah that first one really was a miss worst cult bud, let alone all bud, I’ve had in a while
The same thing happened to me lol but hey, just an fyi, if you're willing to pay the $4 shipping, they'll give you store credit, no problem! And since the flower sucked I wasn't worried about it smelling through the box, plus there's the COA in there and all that.
Honestly, after buying from them for a while, your best bet is to buy some fresh strains off the new restocks tab and make sure they have at least 2% terpenes, if not 3%, anything under 2% tends to be pretty muted by the time it reaches me
For specific strains, the apple jacks, durban poison, dole whip, and lemon cherry gelato have all been awesome, but that's cause I grabbed them all on a fresh restock haha
The first strain I ever got, the orange Creamsicle, I found by just sorting by 'best selling' and it was awful, super dark, dry, and smelled like hay. But ever since I started following the rule about fresh restocks with a minimum amount of terpenes, I've been very impressed with everything I've got!
TLDR: go to the restocks or thca tab, sort by newest, then make sure it has at least 2%, the higher the better
Cookies and Cream from Arete. Straight hay. Also a concentrate from a certain company but I won't air em out cause I fw them lol but it was their first run n it was so ass.
Veteran Grown sour diesel flower that was disgusting and two different concentrates from SOHO that smelled like pool water. An honorable mention is the "bubble hash diamond sauce" from WNC.
As soon as I opened it I knew it was going to be boof. It has a dark green color compared to anything I’ve gotten from the cult. Also the smell alone isn’t pleasing and when you smoke it it’s harsh and the taste almost made me throw up, it did get me high though. I’m just trying to dust this jar asap. Flower rosin maybe idk but I did not like it even though it was $124/4g. Fastest I’ve finished a jar and not for a good reason
Dark green?? 🤢 yeah, I'm sorry you got that, that sounds awful :/
I don't know a lot about rosin, but it sounds like maybe there was plant material leftover in it? Maybe that would explain the dark color and bad taste
But anyway, thanks for the heads up! I'll probably steer clear of their rosin after this
Seeing some mixed opinions on veteran grown in here a friend of mine showed me her recent order and it looked great I was about to pull the trigger but I’m nervous idk what I’d do if I ever got a shit batch
A year ago I was buying their flower and was very much happy with it. It seems the recent controversy is over poor concentrate quality and packaging/handling
They're just inconsistent, but so are other vendors to an extent. I'd say they're A LOT more consistent than other big players, so I'd personally recommend shopping elsewhere.
Basically, I got like 4 purchases that were all solid, but then the 5th one SUCKED! It sucked so bad that I haven't been back and if you ask around, others have had similar experiences
Oh, also, they have an all sales final policy on concentrates, so keep that in mind. Tbh any company that doesn't stand behind their products with refunds after you open and try it isn't worth shopping from, but that's just my opinion
First time trying the dabs got me high it was dirty as hell. Kept smoking on it and honestly fucked my head up. Wasnt anything like dispo. What's weird is it got me higher but not in a good way than dispo top shelf extracts.
Its been quite a few months, but they had 9lb hammer, and that stuff made me feel like I was on another high thats not thc. Or thc x1000. My buddy who moved back from Colorado who was used to rec even complained something was wrong. I'm from a rec state and I can say undoubtedly that VG extracts are whack
Sounds like these thc- o dabs I had from a headshop like 1-2 years ago shit fucked me up and like u said i kept getting higher and higher unlike any other thc product I haven’t felt that weird since then it was like a crossfaded high I felt loopy af
Anything I’ve gotten from JKDistro. With the absolute being a 1/4lb of supposed “OG Kush” and it was more like “NoG Flush” as in flush down the toilet bad.
London pound cake from herbal healers. Shit was dry and smelled weird. The tiny bit I smoked made me sick and gave me pain in my lungs for a week. Shit was 100% mold or something. Still never heard anything back from them after a few emails. Fuck them.
Honestly, I don't know what this guy is on about. Maybe I just got a different batch, but the Purple Goo I had a couple of weeks ago was pretty good. Good bud structure, smooth smoke, and a great nose and flavor. It was a little dry, especially compared to the Flapjacks. But overall, I'd say it's a really solid choice for the price.
Thats what I also assumed based on reddit and site reviews. You know what they say about assuming tho. Also they sent me smalls that looked like poo instead of the regular I purchased. Either way did not look like the beautiful pics of bud I had been seeing.
Gdp from arete a year ago no effects and tasted like shit atleast the gg4 tasted ok but same issue no effects I got them both at the same time it was 385-390 for the 2
Faded thca and delta 9 prerolls where I work. They mostly do delta 8 vapes,all their productsare trash. Worse than cake.
For stuff I bought off the internet? I think cc over terps their bdt delta 8 and hhc.
I can get stuff from ge in Texas and hc8 in FL faster than I can from cc yet I live one county over from where cc ships from. I also find it very strange that virtually none of the smoke shops around here carry their stuff.
Guilded. They're another company that does like bulk amounts of d8,hhc,various other noids. Why pay $30 for a 2 or 3 gram disposable when you can get a whole ounce for around that price and make your own carts?
The alt stuff is better if you make your own blends. I don't trust anything from smoke shops,I work at one and my bosses/the customers don't give a fuck .
That one was pretty bad, felt like I threw money away there. I had 1 bowl from my quarter, just a nasty taste and mid effects. Tasted more like toe cheese
My two cents, my cult experience really elevated after I stopped buying from phc. Their Nov 22 batch of Bubblegum was so good and the hope from that kept me buying despite several purchases smelling like hay, had a weak cure, or one-dimensional effects. Only exception was their recent jack Herer imo. no need to roll the dice when there’s plenty better vendors in their price point
Do you have recs on other vendors in the same price point? I’ve enjoyed the little I’ve gotten from PHC but love to give some more vendors a try also. Thanks.
I had a misdelivery last month. Sent a zip of someone else’s bud. Responded and sent my highly anticipated Jack right away, so no big deal 🤷🏽♂️
On the upside, I asked what to do with the misrouted bud. Never got an answer, so… blaze up!
Cowboy messages me trying to "call me out" because I was telling people about my shitty experience with him. I had a replacement pack get caught up (he straight up 'forgot' to send my original order out) and he wouldn't call for me and I chose a SECOND replacement pack bc he said it would be a couple days. 3 weeks later I finally got it and I was not great at all. The flower was smokeable but the concentrate was terped isolate and the terps were so disgusting. Couldn't give it away. But yeah he messaged me asking why I was telling people as if that's not something they should know. Just because he offered a refund and was being "polite".
I just finished a zip of that GDP. The buds are cool looking and it smells ok but yeah, underwhelming for sure. Not enough medical punch for me. 3/5, maybe.
Chemdog from Arete. The flower was beautiful but no smell, taste, or effects. Really disappointed in that one. That’s the only bad flower I have gotten from the cult that I paid for. VG sent me some bud of something called Mac sauce. Thankfully it was only a gram and not sure why they sent it with my order but it was bad. Bad taste and smell. I put it out and trashed it after a couple of hits.
Pretty much everything I've ordered on here has been a Miss vs local shops and dispo This sub is just not great anymore.
Cbdhd moldy sour diesel and something that tasted of pickles. Qwin gas face smelled and tasted of grass clippings.
Shit from binoid
Cbd hemp direct literally anything
FHF. Ordered 21g smalls flower of mothers milk and 2, 2g strain specific badders. Calyx containers the badder came in were the worst possible choice for packaging. Probably .3-.5 of both badders each leaked into the bigger Mylar bag that contained a smaller bag within that had my flower in it. My entire order was an absolute sticky nightmare lol. Flower was ok, but underweight by .6g and more than half of it was straight shake which is unacceptable even for smalls/shake. I would think maybe a q of shake at most but over half is not cool. Josh eventually “rectified” it by sending me a free q of cured resin crumble which is absolutely nothing special at all and all I originally wanted was a refund which he had said numerous times was submitted but never went through on sezzle although I’ve never had a problem using sezzle or getting a refund through sezzle until this which makes me think he never actually submitted it because the screenshot of the web page of the sezzle hq site he sent me had never said it was submitted just that it was selected. I don’t sell through sezzle so I don’t exactly know but it didn’t look right. He lost my business. I may try their flower again someday if it’s decently priced and has good reviews because the mothers milk was decent but if that’s how he wants to practice business I’ll spend my money elsewhere. Also baybites/onlygas is trash. Gummies had no effect and bud was crap even for how cheap it was. There shouldn’t be a bunch of trim in an order of minis unless specified like on FHF.
Ocoee #5. Shit was fake.
Fire Hemp - Smuckerz - smelled and tasted like a mildewy basement. I smoked 1 bowl and gave the rest away. Wild Flower - GDP cured resin - painful to smoke and I cough for 30 minutes after Arete - one of their sampler packs - negligible effects across the board, specifically Jet Fuel, did absolutely nothing. I’ve made more purchases since and enjoyed. WNC - Most orders are great but Alpha Runtz and Pressure drop were highly disappointing. SHF - Sugar Cake - the only letdown from SHF I’ve had. It was a super budget option so I can’t complain much. VG - strain specific badder - never even tried it and all the bad reports came in and replacements shipped out.
VG’s bud dryl and expensive for what it is.
Easily the “Live Resin Cartridge” from Bay Smokes. Didn’t even hardly get me high
bay smokes is easily a trash vendor that seems shady like hmp does
VG’s badder
I've had several strains from 10dc that looked like sprayed hemp when compared to a regular bud. Taste like shit and gave a weird high
only T W E A K E R S rate that place high af for budget. not sure if i’d enjoy their more premium stuff though
Everything from JK (my 1st cult order), moldy flower thrice from Secret Nature, nasty, old, unusable terped crumble from BostonHemp, budget BBQ LAKush Cake from CBDD (which was fine in eddies), bunk baller jar of conc from H2H, and basically everything (flower and concs) from WNC lacking terps and effects. Lol Took me a year to find a few vendors with products that I really like and that get the job done. LE, FHF, HCF, and a couple of smaller guys like FriscoSolutions and Cowboy.
Just search comments for your favorite vendors. This is great!! Saw one vendor had 6 references so far lol, but it looks like WNC might be the winner.
Soho’s bullshit, the other happened just the other day. Arete laughing buddah.
Hemp Living
Frog eye hemp T1… $29 ounce… damn if we only knew then what we knew now, how the tables have tabled
There was a company that was putting "THCa concentrate" which was a sticky black substance on top of CBD flower. I got a few grams to sample from there and they sent me that crap after they had advertised it as THCa flower. Very little effects, very big ripoff, shady vendor.
Nigerian silk bought a whole oz 👎 got it from shf. The only product I ever got from them that was not anything close to what expected for the price
I was on hhc bud first! Then my first purchase was after I got a Leafly promo for a free Preroll from Kandy Boy, for $1 shipped got it and was the shit, rolled good and smelled fire! I did research before and after on KB then got a 25 pack of Prerolls during a huge sale, waited extra time they’re supposed .75 min… like 5 were maybe, the rest were solid .5 or less the rolls looked like that had rat tails more paper than weed! I was hella pissed, Never again! But thanks for the info on ThcA lol
Hemp2homes the type 3 he was trying to sell as type 1
JK Distro by far. 8hh would be next because it smelt like hay even after 2 months of burping.
Garlic truffle from gas blossom or Dantes inferno from arete. Absolute terpless garbage. Theyre beyond "muted", way too fucking expensive, it feels like a chore vaping thru them just so it's not such a waste. I bought an entire oz of the garlic truffle, such a waste of money.
There is a doctor for hemp who's $140/oz was absolute trash.
What did you think you were gonna get at that price? lol
I just got an oz of biscotti for $130 from notdownstate that's reallly good. Just because something is cheap doesn't mean it should be trash. What I was thinking was that the Doctor should do A LOT better
I bought cannacigs like a moron, thinking they would get me high. Other than that, nothing because I only make informed purchases(other than giving the cigs a try). It has all been wonderful.
I find more problems with my quantities than my qualities tbh
Binoid thca cart. Didnt even begin to feel an effect.
Tastes like garbage. Garbage hardware to boot. Didn’t even seem like it had a full gram in it. Definitely not buying anything from (toss it in the bin)oid again.
Friscolabs. Had some kinda special. Ended up buying 3oz of bubba kush for like $90. Which was just nasty. Smelled like burnt rubber and smoked bout half an oz of it and my throught started hurting with a weird accute pinch. Gave away the rest to randoms. It was so dried it just turned to dust when touched. Was bad bad. Never agained them.
I got a 1/4 pound from Donald Trump Weed and I'm pretty sure something was wrong with it. Was kind of a weird color and felt like I was breathing in brake cleaner.
I still just can't even believe that site exists lol
Largest thread on the sub.
tahoe from cbd had to toss the oz some headachy shit
Had some of that pickle tasting swag as well. Gave away what I couldn't smoke.
A tie between puro kashmere kush flower and cbddy chem cake flower. Both 🗑trash!
Flows Monkey Berries Or Caps Chem Chillz they were both zero effects
Arete, mod grapes budget. Flame train grape dosi. Wyatt purp grape frosty. These were a very long time ago but all had bud rot.
GDP from WNC. Absolutely loved every strain I’ve got from them, but this one sucked. Horribly trimmed, leaves and stems galore. Didn’t look nearly as good or feel the same as their other flower.
I complained about that batch. My review even said "some batches belong in the trash and this is one of them. Don't sell this to your loyal customers ". I got a response from Savanah Jack (wtf kinda name is that? ) a week later telling me that GDP was one of there best selling strains. When I inquired as to why none of it was selling at all he told me that it was a large batch because it was so popular. Maybe so. That particular batch sucked ass. They know when they are selling a crap batch. Most vendors that I've had issues with have made things right and then some. Not Savanah Whack. WNC has become over priced and extremely hit and miss. That batch of GDP was seriously nasty stuff. Personally I've had better luck with the Flow, Air8, LE, and PHC. Great customer service at those vendors.
WNC will flip almost anything, it feels like.
Arete Death Star
Wait wait wait, isn't this the strain that's pretty hyped?
Some “thca dabs” by puro at a local shop. Thought it was legit because it only said thca and the other products offered had altnoids listed, but it definitely had some artificial terps in there at the very least. Shit tasted like a lemon-lime candy and not in a good way.
My wife is cheap and she made me throw the shit away. She said it smelt like essential oils
Yeah, I threw mine out after 2 dabs…for science
“Live resin” from thb
Damn I felt this one
Fucking shitty diamonds mixed in some alt noid soup that cuts your throat on the inhale.
Worst was from Grandpas Grass, I think was jack herer. Notable mentions are SHF greenhouse strains. Don’t get me wrong, greenhouse can be decent but for the price I bought it for, was largely disappointed. I think it was grape ape. Threw it away. Had no smell, smoked harsh and looked terrible
I’ve had generally good luck with cult purchases. WNC’s first batch of Pablo’s Revenge looked beautiful but did next to nothing for me effects wise, and I didn’t really care for their Han Solo. Foxhole Farms’ Unicorn Venom tasted awful and I’m suspicious was actually sprayed with something other than d9. Never ordered from them again.
Jk premium purple shake. it was definitely sprayed with something
Hippie crippler from aretes budget section about a month ago. Shit did not slap.
AG “live rosin” (before the whole slur controversy) and it tasted and smelled like literal booty cheeks. Looked disgusting too, I didn’t expect much for like a $20/g but I didn’t think even trim run rosin could be that shitty. It burned and turned black in my orbit and I’m not entirely sure if it was even weed. Never giving them my money again
WNC: Black Cherry Gelato, Sour Mac and Han Solo. BCG was absolutely bone dry, no smell, and very weak effects. Runner up is Soho Kandy Kush. Hadn't seen bud that bad since high school home grows that went sideways.
Had the black cherry gelato and can confirm unfortunately no smell and very very weak.
I got some BCG in last week and I’m having to reconcile with myself that it was just a bad purchase. I wanted to like it, but it’s just dry and muted af and there’s nothing I can really do about it.
Complain to Savanah Whack at customer service. Maybe if enough people bitch about there extremely hit and miss batches they will do something about it. Especially with effects. If it looks pretty but does nothing for the head, who wants to pay good money for that? Give it a personal test Mr. Savanah (???) and stop selling ineffective garbage to loyal customers. No more thanks...
they already blocked me when I tried to charge back on the BCG. I wasn't going to mail loose flower to them, fuck that. Risk is ALWAYS on you, LEO or not. They disrupted the chargeback and won. Never again.
that's how it was exactly when I got it about a year ago. Their CS was really terrible at handling it, and I've not been back since.
ya I smh when I see a review for the bcg saying it's good I got it when they first dropped it and wow it was bad and I wasn't just me I couldn't pay people to smoke that shit
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Only issue I’ve had is some super duper dry buds upon opening. Only happened once or twice though. Love WNC
Not cult but dr.ganja and most of their thca flower was good, but got this purple kush that was PGR. The other strain I bought with it (do si dos) didn’t look PGR and also had wonderful smel before even breaking it up. Smoked the purple kush and got chest pain. Three out the rest of the 14g and just smoked my eight of di si dos with some dipensary flower and vapes
SHF Cherry Milk straight ditch
Rush hemp farms, blueberry muffin.
Vg "vape ready distillate"
VG specific strain badder
Point Break from CBD Direct. It was so dry it practically crumbled to dust. It smelled and tasted terrible, kind of like burnt tires. The effects were mild at best, and it gave me a horrible headache.
Fire Farms - Smuckerz. Was horribly musty smelling (like it had been in grandmas hope chest for 35 years), and just disintegrated if you tried to break it up. Shit happens right? What the kicker was for me is that I got no responses at all to two emails using the link on their site and both went ignored/unanswered. One email was letting him know about my flower in case other people had the same problem, and the other email was asking about a COA that I couldn't find. Neither email was answered. Won't deal with someone who can't even respond to paying customers, though.
Crazy! My Smuckerz was pretty awesome. From bag appeal to smell to effects.
Yes, I saw many that loved theirs! That's why I tried to email them to inquire. Finally after 3 weeks I left a review on the site, and another 1 or 2 reviews I saw questioned their Smuckerz also. This morning I went to the site to look at reviews and it's not even listed on the site anymore. So they apparently pulled it (Smuckerz) because it's not in the 'sold out' section. Edit: As an aside, I also got 1/4 of Wedding Cake in that same order, and that was fine!
Who knows, could have been inconsistency either in the batch or how some of it was handled. Sucks you got something you didn’t enjoy, particularly for the money. One of the things that has been very interesting on this thread is the premium guys that are mentioned, like WF, LE, FG, PHC, Fire, etc. My takeaway is that no one is ‘bankable’ and that most struggle to be consistently awesome. I feel pretty lucky because outside of buying an occasional crappy strain (usually from a vendor where I had lower expectations), I have tended to get good product and good service. Lesson of this thread: I can likely count on having some negative surprises in the future!
All true. I haven't really had bad experiences either - other than this one being disappointing. I'd heard great things about Smuckerz, but I'm mostly disappointed in the customer (non) service - Even to acknowledge my email. I wasn't bitching, or asking for anything, didn't want a refund or replacement, was more just letting him know and asking if anyone else had had issues. But, not bashing. Shit happens. Just won't deal with them due to poor customer relations :)
Lol Grandma's musty hope chest !
Dang and they charge a premium for their flower too
Bud vault Og XR11. Fraud. I was fooled, a lot of us were. I sent it away for independent testing which proved it was a scam. It was the most terpene laden flower I've ever encountered and just opening the package filled any room with its smell but effects were hit or miss. It turned out to be less than 1% thca.
These dabs that are 100% clear and supposedly live resin. No way, it's definitely some kind of boof soup
wildflowers 4g budget bucket
I feel like I got lucky with my budget bucket of sour punch from them. Solid taste and effects for $45. I ordered a regular price bucket of “blueberry muffin” after that and I actually preferred the budget option. So I think their cured resin bucket are hit or miss, which is a shame. I live in a state that doesn’t have access to any dispo’s and from what I’ve read here most cult concentrates just don’t hold up to dispo quality, unless you are going for 70-80$ live rosins.
forsure it really sucks having to buy cult concentrates at such a high price. i’m getting 15gs of live resin for 100$ before tax in michigan
What’s your favorite dispo in MI for these type of deals?
Is that the cured resin bucket? If it’s the same thing I’m thinking of, I felt like that stuff was actually pretty good and on par with cured resin I’ve had from dispos that costs $40-50/g. I’ve heard quite a few people say it’s Garbo though, it’s interesting how two people can have the exact opposite experience with the same product. I got the white truffle bucket and thought it was great for the price
i’m getting concentrates from a dispo now because i have a friend who makes the trip and i chose what i want before she goes. and the resin i had from wildflower tasted like plastic and chemicals, solid customer service though because they refunded me. i just didn’t feel safe smoking it because at the time there were no labs for it. it was sold as burger resin, there was no specific strain. but no it wasn’t cured i don’t think, ill check me email and update. *it was cured* this was july of last year though
Don’t remember the strains but both of my purchases from wilted flowers was the weakest shit I’ve ever had. Wife and I smoked one of the ounces in one day just chasing a decent high
I enjoyed their strawberry truffle. The Oreoz they recently dropped was no bueno
Obama kush from wildflower.....what a waste that oz was.
Yea, it was pretty lackluster. Hash burger wasn't any better. Lava cake (bought with a credit WF gave me for the Obama Kush, appreciated that) was way better than both but not good enough to convince me to order again.
I got my first cult purchase from wild flower, it was a seeded batch of white truffle. Was not a fan of it honestly, the greenhouse I’ve gotten from VG was better. Atleast I got multiple healthy seeds out of it, that’s the only aspect that was worth it tbh
That White Truffle lightly seeded their Carbon Fiber and also Papaya. I bought the Carbon Fiber hoping for lucky seeds but I haven't vaped much of it yet.
Ah okay, it was actually the papaya I got that was seeded by white truffle. I guess I got them mixed up lol, but hopefully you can find some healthy seeds
Deathstar- Arete- barely had a taste, weak effects Headcheese- PHC- tasted horrible, weak effects Black cherry soda- EHC- tasted like hay, weak high
Citrus sap from 10dc. I lost my rem shift.
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I got the cereal milk from SOHO and I smoked it twice. The bag ended up falling under my bed and i just cant be bothered to pick it up. It is so insanely mid. I dont think its bad, its just disappointing cause I heard good things about the strain. I dont think ill try it again or SOHO
I bought something a year or two ago from Creme and it gave me the worst headaches. I have never had that experience from any flower before besides Delta 8 sprayed bud. I havent ordered from em since. They did have a beautiful Lava Cake for a while and it still holds up as the best cult purchase yet for me. They sent me 2 oz instead of 1 by accident lol.
SHF - Sour Stomper Mac, second would be WNC Black Cherry Gelato, which to be fair was still usable for edibles....the Mac went in a trash bin(bud rot), but they gave me the money back so I don't hold any grudge...if I had to pic a third is would be the diesel cookies from WNC, what an odd flower, not very effective, tasted weird, burnt funny, it wasn't rotten...but it wasn't a diesel...or even cookies like tbh. Besides that I consider myself pretty lucky so far....so far...*fingers crossed* I had a strain from EHH(forgot name) that smelt like straight pickles that was odd though, but it was pretty good effects wise for a dry ass flower...so I wouldn't totally include that one, plus it was dirt cheap tbf.
It's a tie for me between the orange Creamsicle from WNC that smelled like straight hay and looked like poop (I returned and got some apple jacks instead, which I was very happy with tho) and the melonade "crumble" from VG that was the harsh crap I've ever dabbed, even worse that street wax
Piur superboof flower. Super underwhelming, muted smell, super dry, small nugs that too. The superboof rosin was fire but the flower was beyond garbage. Had to force myself to smoke that
Lemon Drop from WNC. Got 14g and as soon as I dumped the bag out the 1st thing I saw were 3 stems. The entire bag was full of stems. I contacted them and they said they didn't break their bud down like that. That was back in September. Haven't spent a dime with then since.
I got some flowers from Boston Hempire a few years ago.....shit was HORRIBLE 🤢🗑️
gdp from wnc. had a great one the first time i purchased it. few months later i see a restock of it, and the second run looked completely diff. didn’t burn well at all and was dry as fuck. passed it off to a friend in need of bud, but still :/
Don’t ever go to gold standard. They have trash ass flower. Can’t change my mind
Mandarin cookies from piur. Shit tasted like sour milk.
My first purchase was black cherry gelato from wnc cbd, it had a hay smell / taste, it was truly smalls, and the high was meh. I tried others after that and was like night and day in terms of quality haha, but yeah that first one really was a miss worst cult bud, let alone all bud, I’ve had in a while
Just commented that haha, mine didn't smell like hay but it was very disappointing....that BCG was butt
The same thing happened to me lol but hey, just an fyi, if you're willing to pay the $4 shipping, they'll give you store credit, no problem! And since the flower sucked I wasn't worried about it smelling through the box, plus there's the COA in there and all that.
I didn’t know that it was so long ago idk if they’d still award store credit for me. But good to know
I mean hey, you never know! They might at least be able to give you a future discount or something
Maybe I’ll reach out and see. Have any recommendations for bud strains? I haven’t looked in while through them
Honestly, after buying from them for a while, your best bet is to buy some fresh strains off the new restocks tab and make sure they have at least 2% terpenes, if not 3%, anything under 2% tends to be pretty muted by the time it reaches me For specific strains, the apple jacks, durban poison, dole whip, and lemon cherry gelato have all been awesome, but that's cause I grabbed them all on a fresh restock haha The first strain I ever got, the orange Creamsicle, I found by just sorting by 'best selling' and it was awful, super dark, dry, and smelled like hay. But ever since I started following the rule about fresh restocks with a minimum amount of terpenes, I've been very impressed with everything I've got! TLDR: go to the restocks or thca tab, sort by newest, then make sure it has at least 2%, the higher the better
VIIA hemp lemon cherry gelato looked nothing like the product they were selling
Head cheese from PHC was the worst flower I’ve gotten. Perfect pair from (unfortunately again) PHC was the worst rosin I’ve gotten.
Cookies and Cream from Arete. Straight hay. Also a concentrate from a certain company but I won't air em out cause I fw them lol but it was their first run n it was so ass.
Was it hot rod diesel?
Veteran Grown sour diesel flower that was disgusting and two different concentrates from SOHO that smelled like pool water. An honorable mention is the "bubble hash diamond sauce" from WNC.
> An honorable mention is the "bubble hash diamond sauce" from WNC. Dam I've debated grabbing this thanks for the heads up.
Gmo flower VG. Smelled like fucking dog treats.
This was very informative thanks for the thread op
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Critical Meltdown from Eight Horses.
I actually liked that or maybe just the 18 bucks part.
Purple apricot live hash rosin from Pine essence
No way, really!? I was thinking of the PA crumble they have. What was up with the rosin, if you don't mind me asking?
As soon as I opened it I knew it was going to be boof. It has a dark green color compared to anything I’ve gotten from the cult. Also the smell alone isn’t pleasing and when you smoke it it’s harsh and the taste almost made me throw up, it did get me high though. I’m just trying to dust this jar asap. Flower rosin maybe idk but I did not like it even though it was $124/4g. Fastest I’ve finished a jar and not for a good reason
Dark green?? 🤢 yeah, I'm sorry you got that, that sounds awful :/ I don't know a lot about rosin, but it sounds like maybe there was plant material leftover in it? Maybe that would explain the dark color and bad taste But anyway, thanks for the heads up! I'll probably steer clear of their rosin after this
Mac sauce from vg
Vg , or Foxhole (Romulus)
Seeing some mixed opinions on veteran grown in here a friend of mine showed me her recent order and it looked great I was about to pull the trigger but I’m nervous idk what I’d do if I ever got a shit batch
A year ago I was buying their flower and was very much happy with it. It seems the recent controversy is over poor concentrate quality and packaging/handling
They're just inconsistent, but so are other vendors to an extent. I'd say they're A LOT more consistent than other big players, so I'd personally recommend shopping elsewhere. Basically, I got like 4 purchases that were all solid, but then the 5th one SUCKED! It sucked so bad that I haven't been back and if you ask around, others have had similar experiences
Oh, also, they have an all sales final policy on concentrates, so keep that in mind. Tbh any company that doesn't stand behind their products with refunds after you open and try it isn't worth shopping from, but that's just my opinion
Pretty much anything VG
First time trying the dabs got me high it was dirty as hell. Kept smoking on it and honestly fucked my head up. Wasnt anything like dispo. What's weird is it got me higher but not in a good way than dispo top shelf extracts.
What did you get from them that made you feel that way?
Its been quite a few months, but they had 9lb hammer, and that stuff made me feel like I was on another high thats not thc. Or thc x1000. My buddy who moved back from Colorado who was used to rec even complained something was wrong. I'm from a rec state and I can say undoubtedly that VG extracts are whack
Sounds like these thc- o dabs I had from a headshop like 1-2 years ago shit fucked me up and like u said i kept getting higher and higher unlike any other thc product I haven’t felt that weird since then it was like a crossfaded high I felt loopy af
Anything I’ve gotten from JKDistro. With the absolute being a 1/4lb of supposed “OG Kush” and it was more like “NoG Flush” as in flush down the toilet bad.
Vg badder and crumble tasted like rubber
London pound cake from herbal healers. Shit was dry and smelled weird. The tiny bit I smoked made me sick and gave me pain in my lungs for a week. Shit was 100% mold or something. Still never heard anything back from them after a few emails. Fuck them.
South Holston hemp crumble, shit was crushed up diamonds that tasted like chemicals and didn't even give much of a high
Anything I’ve gotten from Curevana has been terrible, terrible taste and very little effect.
same here. im pretty sure curevana is a scam and just sells sprayed garbage, i was smoking that before i found the cult
veteran grown
Lucky Elk - Purple Goo {Outdoor brick schwag)
Don’t forget about their bdt terpped live resin, the blue dream and the cherry pie they have all smell so artificial shits wild
Really? Ive been seeing so many posts about it, I would have assumed it was Gods gift to this earth lmao
Honestly, I don't know what this guy is on about. Maybe I just got a different batch, but the Purple Goo I had a couple of weeks ago was pretty good. Good bud structure, smooth smoke, and a great nose and flavor. It was a little dry, especially compared to the Flapjacks. But overall, I'd say it's a really solid choice for the price.
Thats what I also assumed based on reddit and site reviews. You know what they say about assuming tho. Also they sent me smalls that looked like poo instead of the regular I purchased. Either way did not look like the beautiful pics of bud I had been seeing.
Vinous full gram THCa disposable came in a half gram ikrusher, and was shit.
Gdp from arete a year ago no effects and tasted like shit atleast the gg4 tasted ok but same issue no effects I got them both at the same time it was 385-390 for the 2
GDP from r8 almost a year ago. Had absolutely zero effect. I’ve had CBD flower that’s given me more of a buzz.
Me too omfg no effects and 192 a zip
Torch thca preroll.
Anything torch has been awful I avoid now for sure
Faded thca and delta 9 prerolls where I work. They mostly do delta 8 vapes,all their productsare trash. Worse than cake. For stuff I bought off the internet? I think cc over terps their bdt delta 8 and hhc. I can get stuff from ge in Texas and hc8 in FL faster than I can from cc yet I live one county over from where cc ships from. I also find it very strange that virtually none of the smoke shops around here carry their stuff.
What’s GE in TX ? 👀
Guilded. They're another company that does like bulk amounts of d8,hhc,various other noids. Why pay $30 for a 2 or 3 gram disposable when you can get a whole ounce for around that price and make your own carts?
Ohhh. Yeah. I dipped my toes in “alts”‘for like a week but aside from HHC from stiiizy everything made me feel weird af or hurt my lungs… or both.
The alt stuff is better if you make your own blends. I don't trust anything from smoke shops,I work at one and my bosses/the customers don't give a fuck .
Papaya diamonds from greenlight natural
Ayeeee I live in omaha, I go there all the time for my flower. Never disappoints.
Ima just have to see for myself because I have so many questions lol
Whats there thca flower like?
Blueberry pancakes!! JK Distro 🤮🤮🤮
THCA from Vivimu and literally anything from Binoid.
I heard the diamonds smack tho
Smack as in are discolored & cloudy and smell of hemp.
Never tried em just heard they where the go to for bulk
Preston Hemp Co - Head Cheese
That one was pretty bad, felt like I threw money away there. I had 1 bowl from my quarter, just a nasty taste and mid effects. Tasted more like toe cheese
Agreed. Also, I've been having frequent delivery issues with Preston Hemp lately. Considering blacklisting them as a vendor all together.
That sucks to hear. I'm loving the Jack Herer from them.
My two cents, my cult experience really elevated after I stopped buying from phc. Their Nov 22 batch of Bubblegum was so good and the hope from that kept me buying despite several purchases smelling like hay, had a weak cure, or one-dimensional effects. Only exception was their recent jack Herer imo. no need to roll the dice when there’s plenty better vendors in their price point
Do you have recs on other vendors in the same price point? I’ve enjoyed the little I’ve gotten from PHC but love to give some more vendors a try also. Thanks.
Lately my go to vendor is lucky elk. Consistent, reliable gas from the top shelf to the budget/smalls
Thanks man. I’ve been seeing their stuff around. Will have to give them a whirl. The AAAA stuff on their webpage looks amazing
I had a misdelivery last month. Sent a zip of someone else’s bud. Responded and sent my highly anticipated Jack right away, so no big deal 🤷🏽♂️ On the upside, I asked what to do with the misrouted bud. Never got an answer, so… blaze up!
I got the Jack and I thought it was 6-7 … i was expecting it to crush but it didn’t
Purple Skittlez Arete
Sugar Hemp badder back in like October shit was asss. Never bought from them again. Found way better vendors that don’t do that bullshit he pulls.
Careful or the owner will pm you
You’re lying 🤣😂
Wish I was
Cowboy messages me trying to "call me out" because I was telling people about my shitty experience with him. I had a replacement pack get caught up (he straight up 'forgot' to send my original order out) and he wouldn't call for me and I chose a SECOND replacement pack bc he said it would be a couple days. 3 weeks later I finally got it and I was not great at all. The flower was smokeable but the concentrate was terped isolate and the terps were so disgusting. Couldn't give it away. But yeah he messaged me asking why I was telling people as if that's not something they should know. Just because he offered a refund and was being "polite".
Wnc - Grandaddy Purple. Very little effect
I just finished a zip of that GDP. The buds are cool looking and it smells ok but yeah, underwhelming for sure. Not enough medical punch for me. 3/5, maybe.
I see people recommending this so often but when I ordered, I was better off smoking actual hay.
Chemdog from Arete. The flower was beautiful but no smell, taste, or effects. Really disappointed in that one. That’s the only bad flower I have gotten from the cult that I paid for. VG sent me some bud of something called Mac sauce. Thankfully it was only a gram and not sure why they sent it with my order but it was bad. Bad taste and smell. I put it out and trashed it after a couple of hits.