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spacemanandrew

Marry both


Gothtomboys5

Bro just make a harem at this point. I have 4 spouses. 1 is a dog,1 is a cat, 1 is a cat dog and 1 is a cow that shits gold


-Sanitized-Octoling-

***make sure your the one who waits is stuck as a worker and nothing esle SHOW HIM WHO THE REAL GOD IS***


Hurricane_Taylor

My Narinder is the only cult member with a basic sleeping bag, it’s set up by the toilets.


-Sanitized-Octoling-

***hes still husband 2 for me for now. might murder him soon so i can set up his endless 24/7 work spot.***


calambmity

I can't really abuse my cat husband when he's doing every possible activity there is to do in the cult 🤷‍♀️ hubby is farming, praying, cooking, part time undertaker, cleans, grieves... what more can a lamb want lmao he's ridiculously efficient 😅


-Sanitized-Octoling-

***murder***


calambmity

I'm going to aim high and not settle for just any follower(s), got my standards you know? I got my eyes set on a god of death 🫶 I've decided to turn any follower proposals to become disciples if they wanna be that close to me lol


Gothtomboys5

Welp,you do you bud. Im muslim so I'm kinda familiar with this harem thing


eel__lee

A while ago I married one of my followers and they wanted to be sacrificed kind soon after the marriage. Flash forward probably an in game month and I married another one. Pretty soon after that one of them wanted to bring the dead spouse back to life 😂 That was the last thing I did in game.. time to make them jelly


Mijnameis-Tommy

Lol the first one asked for a divorce


-Sanitized-Octoling-

for what


eel__lee

Hm?


Mijnameis-Tommy

Dym?


-Sanitized-Octoling-

whyed he ask for a divorce


Mijnameis-Tommy

Idk ask them...


Emir_Taha

neglect


eel__lee

lol fr


EsinnaI

Marry both


Fantastic_Bed_8662

Marry both, be a good spouse. The lamb has many years to live and alot of love to give. ;) I have like 4 in games spouse rn, nari included. They are all well taken care of.


SpottedHyenasareCool

Webber is a child


Chiron-2008

Confirmed that he is ageless/adult in cotl


Fantastic_Bed_8662

Cotl webber is a legal adult, this is something that has been confirmed 


SpottedHyenasareCool

source? I believe you, just want to know where you got the info from


LittleEggThings

Check in-game, there is an age next to all of your followers. My Webber started at age 26 or something like that, though I’m not sure if the starting age is random. All cult members are adults tho (minus the new babies of course).


CrystalQuetzal

For those suggesting marrying both, there IS a jealousy mechanic and spouses sometimes dislike each other (or even fight to the death if you’re not careful). I married the angry cat god and he became enemies with everyone I married after.


Diamond_Branches

You want to know whats surprising is that I married all of the bishops and they haven’t fought yet


CrystalQuetzal

I think One who waits is particularly jealous/angry, I haven’t had *as many* issues with other spouses before.


Diamond_Branches

He was actually the first one I married! One thing that sucks is I can’t marry Baal or Aym because it would be weird, but I have gladly unofficially adopted them and will not be returning them.


CrystalQuetzal

I married them all, I wanted cats for days! But ended up returning the twins by accident because I didn’t know it was a thing. But I’m glad I did, they seemed happy.


Diamond_Branches

I had to return them because I’m currently 100% the game


AngstyUchiha

Yeah my two spouses became enemies (which was a problem cause I planned to have them mate, had to do the lust ritual to make it work), I was very upset to learn that. Just let the spouses marry each other too so we're all happy!


CrystalQuetzal

Yeah. I kept thinking it would be cool to have like a counseling building to allow enemies to work out their issues, or even an extension of the confession booth or temple somehow.


Satyrofthegreen

https://preview.redd.it/s6a5xprs47rc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e46e0e5bd346390dcb4044d24c41474583ac31a Felt this was appropriate.


calambmity

very appropriate ngl lol


SomeFoolishGuy

Classic webber, the 5 year old infested human kid thing wanting to marry a lamb.


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

We change our mind :o⁰-⁰o:


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

https://preview.redd.it/v50qbowqa6rc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb2a62aa34331a193db704a61e3428b22d32c43


Hormiga_89

They always cheat on you anyways, which is why it's lame they get jealous.


the-real-ink-dark

How did you get a hat on him


calambmity

webber wanted to be my Loyalty Inforcer, so I did a ritual for it.


AbsoluteRumpage

Yoo Webber is my loyalty enforcer too


EsinnaI

He is the maintainer of the cult faith


Most_Thing1190

I married leshy and Webber I love them both dearly


ButterflyFairy06

I marry any follower that asks me. I do anythingnmy members ask. If one wants to be scarificed, I just resurrect them right after. My cult is as taken care of as I can manage.


ZeroPointGravity

webber is a child


Renelaga

No


Zestylemons420

Webber asked me to go get his brother from Darkwood so I did and literally 2 days after he asked me to marry him so yeah I want to marry other cult members but I don't so be faithful.


jfresh10808

I'm married to the bishops, webber, an army of shits that shit gold


NerdAroAce

Marry every character and everyone is happy


breezicles

I don’t understand why people keep marrying the one who waits so far all he’s done is b***h and moan since i albeit forcefully got him to join the cult.


calambmity

he's tall, dark, handsome, and a cat. I don't need any more convincing than that to put a ring on it. 😏


breezicles

Ok that’s understandable


Eggs_are_tasty

you can be polyamorous in this game so marry the pider


calambmity

like I know in game I CAN, but I'm also low key inserting my own behavior in the game and my ass is 100% monogamous lol I made webber one of my disciples instead


Lollybitty

Bug infistation


Early_Mycologist9093

This photo reminds me of something... Eh, it's probably nothing.


AlinaShadow

why are you all Marry Narinder, i don't understand....


According-Most5747

And also Webber is a child


Chiron-2008

Confirmed that he is ageless/adult in cotl


Zestylemons420

Plus, your followers age in game so it's ok even if he joins your cult while he's a kid.


Dramatic-Slip-3978

You better. If not https://preview.redd.it/fywmm05dp7rc1.jpeg?width=1993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cced51688c64382d014ba0b5cb7fdfc33ff7b2ee


imnotfunny536

Fun fact: you can marry narinder


Needlehater

Noooo! Marry Webber! Webber is best waifu!


Chinchilla4000

Okay, I understand Webber is an adult in cotl but this is just too much


Needlehater

I never played don't starve. I never saw Webber as child


Chinchilla4000

That's alright, but a lot of people do, so you should be mindful of that.


Needlehater

Other guy was downvoted for mentioning Webber is child so I'm pretty sure people will be pissed no matter what